Faye
@armitage-jones.uk
50 something living in Morecambe, UK. In recovery. Lover of life, food, nature, camping, hiking, fitness (working on it) , Movies, books, writing, and music.
created August 17, 2024
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Faye (@armitage-jones.uk)
There is honestly nothing more fucking annoying than someone who persists in trying to find a cure for your chronic illness. Have you tried this? I brought this flyer for you? Maybe if you eat this? What about if you stand on your head? Fuckkkkk offffff.
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk)
Breakfree hike the morning. Love my life now. Hanging out with my tribe. Absolutely the best way to spend a Sunday.
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Has it? I'll be honest apart from Bluesky I have no social media and I dip in and out of here. I really hope it's hurt the c**t .
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk) reply parent
Will he though? I always notice the negative shit. The negative wording in a school report, never the positive. That's fairly normal. I don't think he sees the negative stuff. He filters it out. In his brain. It's hardwired.
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk) reply parent
I'm guessing he's still taking oxygen then
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Kin ell must be bad for that twat to agree
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Same
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Not guns then
Matt Owen (@mjowen174.bsky.social) reposted
Itβs true, AI ainβt helping. Thank you The Wife xx
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He's definitely taking the piss.
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk) reply parent
Defo
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I don't see how he can placate racists though.
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It's a long time since I've been to Muncaster, beautiful setting.
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Yup you know it
Mark Thomas (@markthomasinfo.bsky.social) reposted
Solidarity!
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk) reply parent
Bet these are the same adjudicators that decide if a person is disabled or not.
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk) reply parent
He's head is too far up farage arse to notice
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk) reply parent
The list is long. Trump Musk Putin Vance Badenock Patel Farage Robinson Just for starters
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Morning. Despise admin day. But worse if I leave it.
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I love that π
swearclock βοΈ (@swearclock.bsky.social) reposted
Trump Using His Tiny Cock For International Space Docking! It's 1:00PM
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk) reply parent
Better still ask the real pres to the award ceremony
Ian Martin (@ianmartin.bsky.social) reposted
Piece on our new school film project: www.lancasterguardian.co.uk/education/la...
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Fabulous
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk)
Mmm nobody has ripped a country apart so fast in such a shorter time.
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk) reply parent
He's still taking in oxygen then
Michael Spicer (@michaelspicer.bsky.social) reposted
make YOUR difference!
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk) reply parent
Sorry I still need to sort out my age verification it won't let me access
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk) reply parent
Hardly the bands fault. Greed from hospitality. Why is it necessary to charge someone an extra Β£500 for a room that usually costs Β£82?
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk) reply parent
My daughter was born in NZ she has British citizenship she has to prove to any employer that she has a right to work here. Every employer knows this is the rule of law.
Tania Hershman π³οΈβπ (@taniahershman.bsky.social) reposted
I never want cost to keep anyone from joining my zoom writing workshops so there are always free, concessionary and pay-what-you-can options. Find out more about my Sept Writing Muscle & Art of the Swerve workshops here - join us, whatever word-shapes you write! www.tickettailor.com/events/tania...
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk)
Legion William Blatey. Anyone remember The Snake after the Rubix cube? I made mine into a cross.
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk)
@milesstone.bsky.social just went to DM you to check in. I need to do this ages verification thing. Anyway, just to say hi and hope all's well with you. I've been throwing myself into recovery, work, new business. Busy times x
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Nice one. Well done. Hope you got your capu.
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My partner wouldn't be able to even look at that image
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk)
One death by suicide is one too many.
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk)
Do we ignore the amount of sex crimes committed by nationals?
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk) reply parent
Hearing about that symptom a lot over here. People being told they've got a viral infection.
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk) reply parent
Kin ell this takes me back
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Shame π€£
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk)
Because she's as sick and depraved as them.
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π€£π€£ yes
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk) reply parent
Have they apologised for the late message so here's another prize?
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Yes you can
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk)
Unpopular opinion. Maybe. I can't stand Sauvage aftershave. Bathroom window wide open to remove said stench so I can get my pamper on.
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I do yes. You are going to iron these before putting them away aren't you
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That is disgusting
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Yup
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π―. I won't go out on my own late at night. I stay on well lit streets. I used Uber because of its tracking, don't trust minicabs. As a woman I think about my safety constantly.
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk) reply parent
Jayne is my favourite of all.
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk) reply parent
Hey I'm 55 and still navigating this shit. Easier said than done eh. Putting in boundaries has never been something I have done or comfortable with but I am now. I protect my peace fiercely. Xx
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk) reply parent
Boundaries. Decide what you won't accept from a person. If they keep showing up like that. End it.
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk) reply parent
I listen to Uncanny podcast. It relaxes me.
David Ho (@davidho.bsky.social) reposted
Motherfucking wind farmsβ¦
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Square eyes
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk) reply parent
Well and truly crashed out of it and out of pre-diabetic range but not easy the older we get. Next job tackle the cholesterol. Oh and quit the fags. One thing at a time though. Want to lose another 3 stone yet.
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk) reply parent
Sounds like my Dr. And add a sprinkle of gratitude.
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk)
Very close to hitting 5 stone weight loss. Unbelievable. When I started this weight loss journey I never dreamed I would be able to this point. I knew I had to (type 2 diabetic) and it's not been a smooth road either. Fibro and menopause make it difficult for me to lose weight. Anyway, buzzing
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk) reply parent
He's a fucking tit isn't he
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk) reply parent
Aww he's learnt a new word.
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Yessss
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Wow that's very impressive. Can't wait to see it together.
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk)
I've been playing this album to deathhhhh. This track in particular. Anyone who's had cocaine addiction will relate to this one. open.spotify.com/track/0FfOzj...
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk)
Now is the time they rescind the state visit of Trump. Yes
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Faye (@armitage-jones.uk)
She is one horror of a person this piece of s**t. She has nothing nice to say about anyone. Time she was cancelled.
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk)
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk)
I see the assassins failed again.
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I've watched Black Mirror.
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk) reply parent
That and he knew when he bought and paid for the presidency
ππ¦ππππ πΎπ¦π£π (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted
Joey did a 180 so hard the Lolita Express had to re-calculate its flight path.
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk)
Apart from the MAGA gang voting the pedophile into the Whitehouse let's not forget that Musk bought and paid for it.
Rebecca Watson (@skepchick.org) reposted
Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk)
Free book alert
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk)
I've just seen a photo of what looked like meat, mash, veg and gravy on a friggin chopping board. Not going to reshare that shit and shame someone. However if someone served that up to me it would get launched to the other side of the room. PLATES, BOWLS IN GENERAL CROCKERY IT WORKS.
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk)
He's one giant shit stain
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Well well well.
John Cooper (@coopss1996.bsky.social) reposted
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Fabulous
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk)
Yesssss
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Faye (@armitage-jones.uk)
Remind you of anyone?
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My brain could not cope with this image at first.
Jeremy Jenkins (@jeremyjenkins.net) reposted
Well, July has been a disaster for orders. By far the worst month since I started the business. Not really surprising when you canβt ship chocolate for two-thirds of it because of the heat. If youβve been craving good chocolate, nowβs a perfect time to grab some! π«
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk)
Line up, put your kisses down Say yeah, say yes again Stand up, there's a head count President gas on everything but roller skates It's sick the price of medicine Stand up, we'll put you on your feet again #trump #regime #ice open.spotify.com/track/3Xcj4v...
Rhuta Bhayga (@rhutabhayga.bsky.social) reposted
Yam Tits says Hillary wrote the #EpsteinFiles I guess Hillary was REALLY pissed off at Bill then, because she put his name in there....
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk) reply parent
Yup I think the same.
Faye (@armitage-jones.uk)
Superb