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AsheWolf

@ashewolf.bsky.social

Tearjerker. I sing all the sad songs I know. House full of guitars, dogs and love. Still Appalachian strong after the deluge. A reverence for wood and woods. Blue voter since McGovern.

created September 15, 2024

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Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Burial or cremation? Let's don't take any chances. Let's do both.

1/9/2025, 8:15:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Cremation or burial? Let's don't take any chances. Let's do both.

1/9/2025, 7:55:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Back in the ozone again.

30/8/2025, 2:01:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 11:59:31 AM | 10551 2601 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Truly an American hero...

27/8/2025, 5:50:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

He's a hero...๐Ÿ˜€

26/8/2025, 7:52:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

This is so importantโ€ฆ Sharon has been tracking license plates on cars driven by ICE agents, and sheโ€™s finding they donโ€™t match the vehicles. In other words, ICE is using secret, illegal tacticsโ€”just like we suspected. REMINDER: the DMV is not a federal agency. @governor.ca.gov ๐Ÿงต

22/8/2025, 4:55:43 PM | 23577 11584 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

He also knows a lot about adderal. More than any other president in history.

22/8/2025, 3:29:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LeftwardSwing ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ โ™ฟ (@leftwardswing.bsky.social) reposted

The Thai cover band you didn't know you needed in your life. Crank it! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐ŸŽธ

21/8/2025, 10:45:30 PM | 11470 2073 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

I think he and Karolyin and boomer all pronounce it Noble Prize... He has the best words!

18/8/2025, 8:29:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

But that lunch menu... Looks like some strong groceries. Maybe the strongest ever. Groceries is a word you don't hear much anymore. It's like another word for food. Thanks for your attention to this matter.

16/8/2025, 2:47:22 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that carpet or blood? Blood on his hands and now on his feet.

15/8/2025, 9:15:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

They're moving their subs into strategic position. TOP SECRET.

15/8/2025, 10:03:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

"Somebody has to do something, and it's incredibly pathetic that it has to be us." Jerry Garcia

14/8/2025, 11:37:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 2:06:56 PM | 43 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Swalwell (@ericswalwell.bsky.social) reposted

That shot? A perfect summary of his presidency: Bad.

12/8/2025, 7:00:24 PM | 750 169 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 4:40:25 PM | 173 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐Ÿ’™ Emma ๐Ÿ’™ (@emmago.bsky.social) reposted

pretty much sums it up ๐Ÿ‘‡

12/8/2025, 3:03:54 PM | 13 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) reposted

This is A+ trolling

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13/8/2025, 1:04:47 PM | 28866 6568 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe crucifixion would be appropriate?

13/8/2025, 11:30:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/8/2025, 6:24:19 AM | 126 82 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

As a veterinarian, feeding a dog a whole steak has a significant chance of sending it into a potentially fatal pancreatitis.

8/8/2025, 8:55:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah... he would have been worse than Spam Blondie... which is hard to even imagine.

8/8/2025, 1:14:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

I use Venmo for all my minor purchases...

7/8/2025, 8:11:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Matt Gaetz approves this ad.

7/8/2025, 7:11:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Get it straight! RFK Jr. is not a crackhead. He prefers heroin...๐Ÿ˜‡

7/8/2025, 3:49:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

We're going to need a bigger vial of ozempic...

7/8/2025, 2:11:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

In fact he is Sub-Homan.

6/8/2025, 8:01:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Go bulls!

6/8/2025, 7:02:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't forget his numerous drug charges, several hit and run traffic incidents, etc. etc.

3/8/2025, 3:45:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

I hear he's in stable condition.

29/7/2025, 9:31:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Horse's ass gets ass kicked by horse.

29/7/2025, 9:30:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tj. (@tjeerd001.bsky.social) reposted

๐Ÿค”๐ŸคฃReally!!

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29/7/2025, 3:53:59 PM | 16 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Just another porn again "Christian."

29/7/2025, 12:39:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/7/2025, 1:31:11 PM | 474 129 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Not being the same is a really good move for you Danny boy. Because the prior you is an asshole...

26/7/2025, 4:56:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

I assume Comer is too busy off on vacation to sign a subpoena. See you in September...

26/7/2025, 2:51:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

๐Ÿคฃ

26/7/2025, 11:43:41 AM | 12462 4106 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/7/2025, 12:46:28 AM | 433 145 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Infrastructure week is next?

20/7/2025, 5:34:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe he ate some food from Gaza....

20/7/2025, 5:27:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

The best I can tell none of them are actually blondeโ€ฆ

12/7/2025, 11:06:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey Bongino, this ainโ€™t no airport. You donโ€™t have to announce your departure.

11/7/2025, 9:29:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

What wardrobe pairs well with dead children?

10/7/2025, 12:44:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Give the puppy killer a break. The Texas disaster happened on a holiday weekend. Do you monsters actually expect her to work on weekends? or Holidays? Maybe you Dems should stop manipulating the weather on weekends and Holidays...

10/7/2025, 12:42:26 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/7/2025, 8:59:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/7/2025, 8:58:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

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6/7/2025, 6:14:43 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

You can be a Magat or you can be a Christian, but NOT both. Screw these fakers.

5/7/2025, 12:58:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

You can be MAGA OR you can be Christian, but not both.

3/7/2025, 11:30:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robin ๐Ÿฆ‹ (@robinh2.bsky.social) reposted

Chicken tacos? ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒฎ

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2/7/2025, 7:35:38 PM | 188 55 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/6/2025, 4:17:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

No Donakd you are a piece. As in piece of shit.

23/6/2025, 2:45:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

I think maybe we should have another "perade" for Trump but this time include a SpaceX rocket...

19/6/2025, 1:50:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Icelandic poppy

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13/6/2025, 5:22:53 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/6/2025, 12:23:39 AM | 1916 457 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jes ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ (@jestastrophy.bsky.social) reposted

So far, this is the meme that has made me laugh the hardest.

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5/6/2025, 11:09:11 PM | 27 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

These are not the people we want procreating... for the MAGAts in the room, that means having babies.

5/6/2025, 2:11:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Morten ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ (@mortenc.bsky.social) reposted

Happy TACO Tuesday ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒฎ

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3/6/2025, 10:45:29 AM | 87 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

And it's also tourist season. Does anyone know what the bag limit is?

3/6/2025, 6:35:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hoodlum ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (@nothoodlum.bsky.social) reposted

If Chemtrails arenโ€™t real, explain this.

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2/6/2025, 7:05:05 PM | 3137 601 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Septimus Brown (@septimusbrown.com) reposted

Happy pride month โค๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

A sign in the background says New Hope church, God says homosexuality is in. In the foreground there are two men smiling holding the letter s that they've taken from the sign
2/6/2025, 5:47:20 AM | 50461 7949 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PoutySum8 โŒ๐Ÿ‘‘ (@poutysum8.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

So what you're saying is he's not JUST full of shit... He's full of piss, too?

31/5/2025, 5:58:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/5/2025, 5:14:03 AM | 180 45 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

God sent us tRump? Why? Did they run out of locusts?

29/5/2025, 2:15:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

It's genetics. Bad ones.

29/5/2025, 2:12:11 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rick (@rickylongthread.bsky.social) reposted

This is one of my favorite not funny memes.

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Profile picture Cocopeace (@cocopeace.bsky.social) reposted

โ—๏ธ

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25/5/2025, 12:32:01 AM | 1521 411 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm just hoping that the current resident of the White House IS taking medical advice from the Kennedy reject.

15/5/2025, 1:58:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

So....the horse's ass is in the airplane?

13/5/2025, 7:13:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

If any of this nonsense starts making sense to you... that's when to start worrying.๐Ÿ˜ฑ

7/5/2025, 3:27:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

So... "only" 54% of Catholics voted for the goddamned Antichrist and that's something to brag about. Wow.

3/5/2025, 9:58:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

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Profile picture Shadow61 (@shadow61.bsky.social) reposted

@nateduty.bsky.social thank you for sharing this!!! Letโ€™s make this viral!!!

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2/5/2025, 8:44:59 PM | 211 88 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Sic the Doges on him...

2/5/2025, 2:03:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Your teeth without fluoride is like the last week of March Madness. Down to the final four.

30/4/2025, 7:36:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

When tRump blessedly passes and the decision is made whether to bury him or cremate him... I say don't take any chances. DO BOTH.

26/4/2025, 6:46:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Ima callyoustupid.

25/4/2025, 9:11:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Tooth.

25/4/2025, 1:06:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

It was for "Meds."

23/4/2025, 8:20:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't forget his fake blowed off ear...

23/4/2025, 5:19:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Before the deluge. Jackson Browne

22/4/2025, 2:08:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

When the first signal fiasco was revealed, how many of us said there was zero chance that it was the only time these incompetent dangerous morons had used it illegally? Arrest these fools.

21/4/2025, 10:10:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

But they said there wouldn't be any math involved...

20/4/2025, 2:55:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Caregiving for my wife was the most challenging and rewarding job I ever had. When it was over... I was lost like I was abruptly fired from my job.

19/4/2025, 4:36:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

C'mon now. saying it was SIX times makes it sound REALLY bad. In reality it's ONLY a half dozen. A half sounds way more better...

17/4/2025, 3:29:56 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Honest and Unfiltered (@momazonrises.bsky.social) reposted

#ProudBlue #MomSky Okay, get your tissues out. This is a beautiful, feel good story. I think we all need one after the week we have had. Well, the last few months we have had. Pay it forward to someone today, if you can. Even just pay a compliment or hold a door for someone.

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Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

Hegseth. Must. Resign. #ResignHegseth

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Profile picture Tamera Wise (@wisewonders.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay great job except for the retractable leash. Very dangerous for humans and dogs... Signed, Concerned veterinarian.

15/3/2025, 4:27:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

Hurray for fascism. STFU

15/3/2025, 12:45:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd call them all dumb blondes but it appears none of them are blonde. Oh well. One out of two ain't bad.

1/3/2025, 4:29:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

yes

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Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

๐Ÿ’™

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Profile picture AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent

No try. DO.

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