AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Burial or cremation? Let's don't take any chances. Let's do both.
Tearjerker. I sing all the sad songs I know. House full of guitars, dogs and love. Still Appalachian strong after the deluge. A reverence for wood and woods. Blue voter since McGovern.
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Burial or cremation? Let's don't take any chances. Let's do both.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Cremation or burial? Let's don't take any chances. Let's do both.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Back in the ozone again.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Truly an American hero...
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
He's a hero...๐
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
This is so importantโฆ Sharon has been tracking license plates on cars driven by ICE agents, and sheโs finding they donโt match the vehicles. In other words, ICE is using secret, illegal tacticsโjust like we suspected. REMINDER: the DMV is not a federal agency. @governor.ca.gov ๐งต
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
He also knows a lot about adderal. More than any other president in history.
LeftwardSwing ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ โฟ (@leftwardswing.bsky.social) reposted
The Thai cover band you didn't know you needed in your life. Crank it! ๐ ๐ธ
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
I think he and Karolyin and boomer all pronounce it Noble Prize... He has the best words!
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
But that lunch menu... Looks like some strong groceries. Maybe the strongest ever. Groceries is a word you don't hear much anymore. It's like another word for food. Thanks for your attention to this matter.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that carpet or blood? Blood on his hands and now on his feet.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
They're moving their subs into strategic position. TOP SECRET.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
"Somebody has to do something, and it's incredibly pathetic that it has to be us." Jerry Garcia
Eric Swalwell (@ericswalwell.bsky.social) reposted
That shot? A perfect summary of his presidency: Bad.
๐ Emma ๐ (@emmago.bsky.social) reposted
pretty much sums it up ๐
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe crucifixion would be appropriate?
Minnesota Mary (@minnesotamarys.bsky.social) reposted
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
As a veterinarian, feeding a dog a whole steak has a significant chance of sending it into a potentially fatal pancreatitis.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah... he would have been worse than Spam Blondie... which is hard to even imagine.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
I use Venmo for all my minor purchases...
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Matt Gaetz approves this ad.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Get it straight! RFK Jr. is not a crackhead. He prefers heroin...๐
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
We're going to need a bigger vial of ozempic...
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
In fact he is Sub-Homan.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Go bulls!
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't forget his numerous drug charges, several hit and run traffic incidents, etc. etc.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
I hear he's in stable condition.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Horse's ass gets ass kicked by horse.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Just another porn again "Christian."
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Not being the same is a really good move for you Danny boy. Because the prior you is an asshole...
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
I assume Comer is too busy off on vacation to sign a subpoena. See you in September...
George Conway ๐๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
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AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Infrastructure week is next?
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe he ate some food from Gaza....
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
The best I can tell none of them are actually blondeโฆ
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey Bongino, this ainโt no airport. You donโt have to announce your departure.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
What wardrobe pairs well with dead children?
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Give the puppy killer a break. The Texas disaster happened on a holiday weekend. Do you monsters actually expect her to work on weekends? or Holidays? Maybe you Dems should stop manipulating the weather on weekends and Holidays...
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
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AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
You can be a Magat or you can be a Christian, but NOT both. Screw these fakers.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
You can be MAGA OR you can be Christian, but not both.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
No Donakd you are a piece. As in piece of shit.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
I think maybe we should have another "perade" for Trump but this time include a SpaceX rocket...
Jes ๐๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ (@jestastrophy.bsky.social) reposted
So far, this is the meme that has made me laugh the hardest.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
These are not the people we want procreating... for the MAGAts in the room, that means having babies.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
And it's also tourist season. Does anyone know what the bag limit is?
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
So what you're saying is he's not JUST full of shit... He's full of piss, too?
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
God sent us tRump? Why? Did they run out of locusts?
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
It's genetics. Bad ones.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just hoping that the current resident of the White House IS taking medical advice from the Kennedy reject.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
So....the horse's ass is in the airplane?
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
If any of this nonsense starts making sense to you... that's when to start worrying.๐ฑ
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
So... "only" 54% of Catholics voted for the goddamned Antichrist and that's something to brag about. Wow.
Shadow61 (@shadow61.bsky.social) reposted
@nateduty.bsky.social thank you for sharing this!!! Letโs make this viral!!!
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Sic the Doges on him...
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Your teeth without fluoride is like the last week of March Madness. Down to the final four.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
When tRump blessedly passes and the decision is made whether to bury him or cremate him... I say don't take any chances. DO BOTH.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Ima callyoustupid.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Tooth.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
It was for "Meds."
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't forget his fake blowed off ear...
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Before the deluge. Jackson Browne
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
When the first signal fiasco was revealed, how many of us said there was zero chance that it was the only time these incompetent dangerous morons had used it illegally? Arrest these fools.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
But they said there wouldn't be any math involved...
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Caregiving for my wife was the most challenging and rewarding job I ever had. When it was over... I was lost like I was abruptly fired from my job.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
C'mon now. saying it was SIX times makes it sound REALLY bad. In reality it's ONLY a half dozen. A half sounds way more better...
Honest and Unfiltered (@momazonrises.bsky.social) reposted
#ProudBlue #MomSky Okay, get your tissues out. This is a beautiful, feel good story. I think we all need one after the week we have had. Well, the last few months we have had. Pay it forward to someone today, if you can. Even just pay a compliment or hold a door for someone.
Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted
Hegseth. Must. Resign. #ResignHegseth
Tamera Wise (@wisewonders.bsky.social) reposted
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AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay great job except for the retractable leash. Very dangerous for humans and dogs... Signed, Concerned veterinarian.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Hurray for fascism. STFU
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd call them all dumb blondes but it appears none of them are blonde. Oh well. One out of two ain't bad.
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
yes
AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
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AsheWolf (@ashewolf.bsky.social) reply parent
No try. DO.