The media absolutely hounded Joe Biden day and night about his health, but they've done fuck-all about Trump's and he's in 20x as rough of shape as Joe Biden
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The media absolutely hounded Joe Biden day and night about his health, but they've done fuck-all about Trump's and he's in 20x as rough of shape as Joe Biden
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary. We Need to Talk About Gary
Thank you Steffi ♥️
Too bad we don't have a government organization that can distribute aid, generate goodwill for the US, and influence unfriendly governments to be more amenable to us.
This is how you handle someone who tries to sell AI slop at a con: remove them, and then clown on them relentlessly
Feeling this. Even if he’s mostly fine, or as fine as a few days back anyway, it’s still been an invigorating to my sprit. I’m doing better at life because of this
“Vance would be even scarier than trump in the White House”
Thank you ♥️
piracy is preservation, and information wants to be free.
Thank you. I wasn't especially close to him but I saw him all the time and we used to talk a lot about politics and history and games and stuff like that.
Ya'll need to cry more. You don't care about palestine. You care about trying to be right. Disgusting.
CW: suicide One of my coworkers killed himself this morning. I don't know specifics but I know for a fact that depression about the regime played no small role in it. Hug your loved ones. Check in on your friends. You never know what people might be going through.
It is wrong to diagnose from afar. It is, however, therapeutic to wildly speculate.
Being lawless does not make Trump omnipotent – nor can he just snap his fingers and make all his authoritarian desires a reality. America is in an acutely dangerous situation. But obscuring those distinctions is an act of defeatism that only serves the regime.
Loomer is pregnant
People misinterpreted the Labor Day road closures and it escalated from there
Not long now
Remarkable self awareness for a Dem institutional figure. Let's hope it catches on
Noooooooo
🚨CHICAGO—Emergency Protest Plan
ngl social media egging trump to do a "i am not dead" tour that ends up making him sick tired and miserable would be really funny
actually though they might break it before the press does
All old pedos together I guess.
No, if we made rail a priority here in the US we could have it. Particularly light rail! Hell, in LOS ANGELES they decided they wanted light rail and they made it happen; you can get on a train in Claremont, on the edge of LA county, and get into downtown LA in an hour.
New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!
If Trump dies on Labor Day I think it should trigger Communism automatically.
Trump keeps people on their toes with a firehose of bullshit and stuff that's so old it sounds new. can you actually see Vance doing that? he cares way too much about how he's received
he's also not creative, a thing Trump has in spades even if most of what he comes up with is stupid
you need the plausible deniability of being everything to everyone Trump has mastered over the years, Vance has none of that
the challenge of red state tyranny and the captured courts will remain, to be clear. but federally it's going to fall apart
not that trump is really sitting pretty there either but so much of this is about Trump - the GOP will revert to pure grift and niche grievances
there is zero longevity to this regime like as soon as he goes that's it, Vance will crumble and lose any hope of not holding elections
Me, in 2078: we could have had Kamalot! My grandkids: grandpa nobody used that phrase. You need to get to bed.
This
make the right defend the indefensible, described as uncharitably as possible
Just incredibly fucking insulting that we all have to do this "Hmmm, the Emperor smiled when Deputy Chief of the Household Department Sima presented him with a new concubine, perhaps this means he favors the Eastern Faction's proposal for an invasion of Mongolia" shit.
That’s because the Republicans are pretty sure they will be able to shoot Newsom down if he makes a presidential run, but they’re not so sure about Pritzker. The more Pritzker gets mentioned on the news, the greater his name recognition.
From another angle: Pritzker might bank more local support by spreading credit around; I'm guessing he hasn't burned as many homestate bridges as Newsom.
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This is really bad.
If Donald Trump were healthy, and if liberals were speculating on his health and suggesting he was ill or worse, then the Donald Trump we all know would be more than happy to loudly and publicly refute them, rub it in their faces, mock them, and use it for his favorite purpose: keening self-pity.
Tangential but it’s notable that when California does things it gets reported as “Newsom” and when Illinois does things it gets reported as “Illinois”
We stand with the Great Khan
The Khan calls for strength
Oh no 😂
I don’t know if she’s on here or not, but let’s give this Trekkie the send-off she deserves 🖖 people.com/calif-woman-...
Borat 3 incoming
"We're going to need a story about this accident. Say he was helping a woman. That should work. Also, is he wearing pants? Make sure he's wearing pants."
So that we know he definitely wasn't doing something he shouldn't.
I wasn’t super convinced that something was seriously wrong with Trump until he tweeted this
I was certainly not with a prostitute before I was involved in an accident.
The only part of this story that adds up is Rudy is definitely in the hospital.
Why do I blame Bill Cassidy for the destruction of the CDC and the NIH? Because he is a physician. He knew or should have known the danger that Kennedy poses to the U.S. and the globe. Kennedy has never hidden what he is—a predator, a fraud, an anti-science hack, and a gargantuan narcissist.
Unless they're banking on him turning into the antichrist, he might actually have dropped off.
No I was confronted by my coworkers at my workplace at the time and they had printed the photo out and were like "were you in Alaska last week?" I was like "??? . . . no???" It would be funny to meet him in person though. 😅
Sometimes I wonder if the doomers actually want fascism and are just afraid that if they say so their friends will laugh at them.
I've seen my double; apparently he was catching crab in Alaska.
Once again, executive orders are not laws, and the president has no power over how elections are conducted. Also, this post doesn't read like he wrote it at all.
Trump said tonight he is going to issue an executive order purporting to require enforcement of voter ID rules: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/u... The president has no such authority to order how elections are conducted.
LMAO the only way China goes along with this is when Russia cedes them Siberia.
Wait, yours specifically or doubles in general?
Oh, we’re going there
Mirror's Edge
I see AOC as a definite VP candidate in the next election. She's going to be president eventually too.
If you don’t believe that Trump’s authoritarianism can be defeated, look at how scared MAGA is of chalk:
The “haha it can’t do hands” stuff was so obviously bizarre cope too. You can dislike the infinite slop machine for so many totally legitimate first and second order effects. You don’t need to pretend it’s not technically impressive!
It’s so weird that people latched onto a bunch of mostly bullshit justifications for disliking a technology that has immediate obvious negative societal externalities. It’s made it way harder to teach writing but people scream about imaginary lakes evaporating.
Newsom gets people's attention very well. Now it's time to pivot to an actually serious candidate.
The Death of Stalin is streaming on Hulu (not that I just renewed my subscription so I could rewatch it…). It may not make you feel better, but it may make you feel Seen.
I'm not going to get excited until they play Swan Lake on the radio
The Mexican American war is the story of two campaigns one where the greatest general of his nation defeats numerous foes in spectacular fashion and a gigantic idiot who wins through the power of friendship & pure dumb luck over and over again.
The president implemented a hundred billion dollar tax hike with a memo it’s incredible that this is even a constitutional question at all
Minimal take: if there's no proof of life by 10am EST, he's had a medical emergency. His cabinet is also extremely online
I refuse to believe these 4 arent aliens in the MIB films. especially Patel.
My "he's blasting les mis outdoors at midnight, stop asking questions" shirt is raising a lot of questions that are answered by the shirt.
if we lie enough times that he's dead the new york times has to do a 3 month long barrage of stories over whether or not he's dead
I don't think you Benghazi the RFK world by impeachment. I think you literally just Benghazi them. Again: Republicans do this all the time, because they're bloodthirsty, relentless freaks who only care about winning. Let's just be bloodthirsty, relentless freaks about this.
live your life so the mere POSSIBILITY of your death doesn't unite people in a way we haven't seen since 9/11
That's what I'm assuming. No details as yet, but it's the only thing that makes sense.
Dying, the last distraction.
They aren't saying he's dead but they aren't saying he's alive either. My guess is surgery that isn't going well.
Holy shit I'm so sorry.
I'll do one (1) serious post about this: If he was dead someone would post it. If he was doing well someone would post it. Silence suggests a crisis with an uncertain outcome.
In all likelihood he's having bypass surgery, but of course they can't come clean about this either.
Joe Biden outliving him would be objectively hilarious.
Limbering up my favorite gifs just in case.
We may not know for hours or days due to state censure + non confirmation from Hamas
This is a great time to know "The Death of Stalin" exists
This whole website right now:
Honestly itd be just like him to dip out right before everything that he set up to break really starts to break in earnest and leave that for the guy coming in after him to deal with
Honestly Bluesky should wildly speculate that he’s dead because if we’re wrong no one will remember and if we’re right the collective memory will be that we got it right before Twitter.
The thing about Vance is he doesn’t have decades of mobnobbing to draw upon when coercing Congress. Who knows if Trump would even leave him the blackmail files and bribe records?
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