Currently holding my own against the spice. I let one item in and it's good enough so far. I'm not doing pumpkin spice rumspringa like last year.
Recent social media convert but I lack the fervor. 🏳️🌈 I guess you need to have a 'brand' on here? I'm not sure. Currently getting good gas milage. Waiting for the good news. Gay. Half White and Navajo. Neurodivergent. Slowly learning DaVinci Resolve.
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Currently holding my own against the spice. I let one item in and it's good enough so far. I'm not doing pumpkin spice rumspringa like last year.
Rudy Giuliani should go suck an esophagus.
🐈 watch evening 3. Partial success.
🐈 walk tonight. No cats spotted. Only curtly nodding people and dogs. Why bother nodding if you are crossing the street to avoid me? 😆
My grapefruit bill squared × the amount of logs I stepped around × the number of occasions I could have done E but didn't (no thanks) + boob × my current skin tan level. My new lucky number.
Currently doing complex equations on the calculator app so the neighborhood doesn't know I'm just out here scoping the cats.
Walking up with my arm above my head is something I dread. If I'm not sleeping in tree pose with a Dracula arm cross, it's not good.
What will happen if I repeat these exact steps? What are the other programs I need to be spooked.
It's better to use the name of the discoverers so we may eventually have Apple-Bottom-Gene syndrome.
I have a pumpkin spice problem that I mean to conquer this year.
Sticking two introverts in a room because they have a lot in common.
You are more correct than you realize! Also he just served up this. It's not typical, but it is timely.
His body is a medical marvel, David. A masterful machine working in perfect symmetry to heal itself. His hands will occasionally switch sides to accommodate all the master strokes he makes day by day. I write this with tears in my eyes.
I was recommended a guy on YouTube who just chugs drinks and I'm still investigating if that's all it is.
Is it like bull hockey but goggy? I've never heard that word.
Must have reached for Melania without warning.
The scientists are quiet about the evolutionary benefits of folding laundry. I say this after searching "can animals fold laundry" into Google.
Okay the one notification I get from X is this homeland security post what the hell?
It's very queuet.
She used just one kitchen! And no chance of cross contamination.
“I was r*ped sometimes 3 times a day on that island… and I was not the only girl on that island… Ghislaine must die in prison, because I’ve been in hell and back for the last 17 years.” Listen to the survivors.
Didn't know I was watching Marvel's Alien. Now I want to see a Hulk Alien! Go watch Alien Earth it's not bad so far.
I'm sharing these as proof of friendlessness.
He did a neat little scamper, that alien has got moves!
The wigs arrived!
This is not what I was talking about! What the heck is going on?
That's nice to hear. X is bloated and impossible for me to navigate. Bluesky is nicer, but I don't know if I'm using it properly.
The internet reads your fucking mind I swear.
I was just texting a friend about this.
Maybe it's pretending so we can do at least one thing for ourselves. Or maybe it's math is correct and we don't understand why yet. Hopefully we won't be forced to understand anytime soon.
When it finally hits the 10000s the navigation is going to be atrocious.
It occasionally still is. But there's only so many times you can do random object does random thing and it has a mysterious past.
Not sure if it's fair to the other criminals that she got to take home the answer sheets.
Exactly!
Isn't that the kind of excuse they always use? The adults are mean and the youth are more accepting and his dad was strict! I've said no many times today.
Are people really going to believe Ghislaine Maxwell? Should I hold on to my autographed limited edition poster of Bill Clinton and Socks?
What did they do to Timothy?!
Just once!
Thinking of watching a movie tonight, let's see what the audience is saying.
It seems Ghislaine Maxwell has said the Epstein files do not exist. I don't know how conservatives are going to react, but I can take a guess. I don't think they would have let her speak until they knew those files were gone. She is technically telling the truth.
Operator! Get me on the goon-to-goon party line, I need a little dough!
What are we even supposed to do with all this news? Knowledge is most certainly not power.
Why? To cut down on the casualties they've experienced? Or to start training soldiers to see us citizens as threats when we are not very happy to have armed soldiers roaming the streets?
YOU FOOL THIS MAKES IT GO SO MUCH FASTER!
The problem with trying a new yoghurt is that you do not know if it is supposed to taste that way
What's that called when you forget what you were going to say because you saw someone's fetish reply comment? It's like "What!? Oh yeah, there are pee boys. Incoming pissle! What was I doing here?" A post-flashbang?
Now i'm thinking about O'Neill cylinders trying to enter a Dyson Sphere. Only one can enter and deposit it's DNA cargo.
Disingenuous headlines: Texas Rep Nicole Collier refuses to leave chamber Reality: A Black woman is being held by white men for refusing their illegal demands
MS NOW is living in the present after reinventing herself. What is her secret? She ditched the peacock look and is now a surrender flag with two bloody stripes. Very now.
So is she the first POW in the civil war they are itching to have?
I wonder what the cowboy variation of 'woman are bad luck on a ship' would be.
I'm pretty sure posting this stuff is the reason i'm shadowbanned here. There is no other explanation!
Oh, hello Mrs. Now! IT'S MS NOW AND I AM HERE TO FURTHER DESTROY ALREADY BROKEN SEARCH ALGORITHMS.
This could be good for some historical reenactments. Just stuff a bunch of dead geezers in a geyser if you want to recreate that time they blew up a whale in Oregon.
The most MAGA brained, thin blue line, support the troops, etc. Mormon guy on my block, who is often seen drilling holes in his trees for more flags, has removed everything but the American and veteran flags. I think the summit in Alaska was his tipping point.
If those tubular fart starchers know what's good for them, they'll stay on their dumb potato shaped planet or else. Except for sweet potatoes, they're alright.
Still getting just reamed by DaVinci here is an out of context clip because I feel like it.
We can wish her into a well. A wishing well. And she can only be freed when, "The witch of the wishing well grants 100 trans wishes." I want that for her.
They ain't even sentient yet but they are killing people.
I take back anything bad I may have ever said about Kamala Harris because her Putin prediction came true.
Remember when they had to meet Russian assets in secret?
“Putin would eat you for lunch.” Today, exactly that happened.
The smile of a man about to be balls deep in his favorite bitch.
You can really feel the influencer podcastness of the administration looking at these papers. See you at the next PUTINCon.
"W-who who are you?" -Scaredy cat Hulu every single time.
"empathy towards bovines" She is a sentient driving cow in a video game PETA real cows are not going to thank you for this.
I'm a possidude. Which is a confusing correction spell check made for me without my permission.
I cannot! If possible, I switch to audio form and 2x speed that dud. I'm still 65 pages into Murder Your Employer after three months.
"...enable something that would make him look weak." He looked weak, but it's not his fault? Putin/Trump lovers now have to contend with this latest breakup. I was hoping the Alaskan bears would eat them all.
When I was a kid, we evangelicals prayed for God to bless those nuclear missiles. We prayed that computers would not become sentient and lauch nukes ahead of the Rapture.
How is it going up? What are they generation Epstein?
So what is he just not going to mold young men anymore? Turncoat!
Can Bed Bath & Beyond just change the name to Bed Bath & Butt Stuff when they reopen? I'm over hearing about the "beyond" for the 10th time on a comedians podcast.
Sending mango to my butt, wish him luck.
We must password protect the children.
Or costco extra strength acetaminophen gelcaps whatever.
Shit it's Tylenol night.
Stupid, Hypocritical BITCH
That's called expertise. I pretend I'm cutting it in front of Hannibal, so I do a good job. And I always mind my manners. Thank you for reading this post.
How will the ranchers in Montana report their UFO sightings in between posting on the cow love forums?
Bluesky is good to use while you are eating dinner. Keeps you from eating too fast.
The butt cow is my favorite.
It's like Alien but little cows! Kind of cute ones, too.
He looks like he doesn't know why he came to this party.
I'm scared of being chloroformed by a bigfoot so I will never let my guard down.
How many different ways can people keep making the same observation. Hey guys, did you know the president is a criminal? Therefore, him cracking down on crime is dare I say, hypocritical?
I'm watching all the videos about Brad Taste, and it's making me wonder about everyone I pay attention to. I would not have guessed that guy is that evil.
I'm trying not to be a dog paparazzo, but one of the neighbors' dogs looks really funny popping his head over the porch railing. He never does it when I'm ready.
Like, goon Scooby-Doo.
Me in high school waiting to get shoved into a locker so I can just chill for a second.
I'm over here being a weak man trying to give you a hard time. I thought that's what you wanted bro.
Don't swallow me i'm the equivalent of a tic-tac filled with robots and not worth the effort.
What money? She didn't do anything wrong, see? She needs a job! All those new jobs need filling. We are bringing back manufacturing. With her experience, she'll be in charge of those... people with small dexterous hands! You show them, Ghislaine, you got them by the balls, it seems. WHY???
Can we stop saying, "What if Biden or Obama did this?" It's starting to feel like some kind of hypnotic suggestion, and we all know the answer.
Kind of pointless to regular people but at least the dragons are happy. Anyone know any good gold recipes I could use? My daily allotment of gold just isn't going as far as it used to. My room is hardly gilded at all.
I really hope I don't get eventually swept up for the crime of being poor. Or other things I can't help.
The Washington D.C. we see in the ending of Alex Garlands Civil War seems to be taking shape in real life.
Senator Smith asking the right question
