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MND sufferer. Still getting on with life. Not a Trumpist. Proud to be a "radical left lunatic".
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there’s a tweet for every occasion
This is awesome
Was it a Bafta Minge?
Carpenters don't usually hang door. Joiners do.
A facelift? Do we have the cranage for such a monumental undertaking?
You don't need to know everything about football to like it. It's perfectly OK to know just what you need to know. I'm sure there are many things we all like without needing to know all about them.
is Jim telling us he has a petite boner?
It's Trump, very little of what he does makes sense.
I hope at least he's seen enough of the posts to see what the world thinks of him.
Thank you for inventing appetizers.
To be honest, I thought that they'd been doing that since January.
Hopefully this song becomes relevant very very soon.
Let’s stop calling them ‘medical miracles’, let’s instead call them, SCIENCE. Keep your miracles for your books of fantasy and fairy tales.
Honorary? There no honor where ice is concerned.
Those ridiculous hats are going to look like chefs hats if they get any taller.
Does the I in his case stand for ignorant or idiotic?
What a fuckwit you are. Спокойной ночи
And there it is, religious fascism. You got there in the end. I'll be honest, there was a brief moment I thought you weren't going to get there. I hope you have a good evening. Спокойной ночи
This is just weird now. I think you need psychiatric help. I'm not sure what's available for you in Moscow. Good luck.
It was a different camera, you wouldn't know it. It went to a different school.
It gets my vote.
Nothing should be sold in squeezy bottles, especially not pesto.
Donald Trump is not my president. If Kamala Harris had won instead, she wouldn't have been my president either. I have far more power in politics than you'd realise.
Jesus never existed. I could no more abandon and betray this invention of men's minds than I could abandon or betray Dracula.
It may surprise you to learn, I do not seek your respect. You can be free to believe whatever you desire. However, you are not free to force religion upon anyone.
I'll be kind enough to give you some background. Up until I was 14 I went to church regularly. Around that time I began to study chemistry, physics and mathematics. Suddenly things made sense. I never was able to believe in a god. I'm now 63, I have never seen any evidence for deities or miracles.
I do not believe in supremacy of any kind. I do not believe in gods or Jesus and therefore I couldn't possibly believe in satanism. This isn't rocket science. You can't just throw satan at people just because they disagree with religious pomposity.
This "empirical" evidence is tiresome. The bible says god is real, ergo, god is real. QED. Nonsense.
"Siding with the kkk"? Are you ok? As I quite clearly said, there are good people and there are bad people. The kkk are very much in the bad. You might recall they also suggested that they were Christian's, which if anything proves my point. Also, cut it out with the chatgpt bull.
It's not fine for me. There are no gods, ergo, there is no Satan. You have no idea how ridiculous "satanic freemasons" sounds. There are good people and there are bad people. I don't really care which of the religions you want to believe, they don't belong in any rational society.
He "wrote" some kids books apparently.
Unless they're taking cyanide pills, there's no hope.
No religion should be involved with any government anywhere. Religion should only ever be a personal choice and never be forced onto anyone.
He doesn't normally like to screw 249 year olds.
I'm sorry but $2300 is too cheap ????
And genital checkers.
"Out of control" is very telling.
Sweet Jesus is OK, sweet pickle is not OK though.
Especially if they contain hot sauce. That stuff stains.
What you describe is an intelligent thinker. I'd be proud to stand alongside you.
Here's a positive AI story. One very close to my heart. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Mine is. Just cut it as thick as you want. Don't let big bread dictate how thick your slice should be.
They really intend to make slavery legal. They're not even trying to hide it.
Mr Shart and I have had a meeting on a few occasions. It's always unpleasant.
We respect the decent people of America, we do not respect the current government and its policies.
How sweet
Yeah, and you stop drawing things that make us all laugh.
Don't go on a pub crawl with America's president. He can't even handle one white Russian.
"I'm sorry but your fact don't match our propaganda"
Let's hope it doesn't rain on him.
To give Hitler some credit, he did kill Hitler..
It's not exactly difficult to piss them off. They're just bullshitting pussies after all.
make YOUR difference!
A crime free city? Is he resigning and moving away?
Coldwork.
The Stationary Stones. The Rolling Sticks. Give That. Shallow Purple.
I had my previous brand new car for 4 years. I sold it for £5k less than I originally paid. That's £1250/per year, which I think is perfectly reasonable. Also, if the "morons" didn't buy new cars, we'd soon run out of second hand cars. I don't think you've thought this through.
Hopefully he never gets to have those pleasures.
Essentially admitting that what they're doing is illegal. Why else would you be attempting to cover your tracks.
Please don’t worry if you don’t get the A level results you were hoping for. Liz Truss is proof that you can rise to the highest office in the land even if you have the brains of a haddock.
Not great!
Won't crossed fingers make it harder to write ? Good luck with the job.
So, what about the Epstein Files?
Putin piss prize.
🤣🤣
Richard "Dick" 10 Cox. Does he live in Penistone?
You really need to get out more.
It's only ever about money, lives do not matter to him. Remember on 9-11, all he wanted to talk about was that he now owned the tallest building in Manhattan, which wasn't even true either.
I am reminded of Harry Enfield's Brummy rich man. He would have loved to be a billionaire.
He is clearly unaware of employers liability insurance. Staff are told not to put themselves at risk of harm. It's the policy of all retail establishments.
My guess is he lost the iPhone and invented the attack. There'll be some valuable info in that device.
I had not seen that. It's still somewhat sketchy.
Is there evidence that this DOGE person that reported this was actually attacked? Or is it a story made up to perpetuate the "Violent Washington" narrative?
A pinpoint cross and a beautiful header. Peter Lorimer wasn't just net busting goals he was technically superb. We were friggin' brilliant... #lufc
I'm an electrical engineer, I've had that too. It's weird that my opinions should be limited to my profession. I guess actors probably get worse, because lots of people see what you do and think it's an easy job.
Evening, Whitby Harbour https://www.wikiart.org/en/john-atkinson-grimshaw/evening-whitby-harbour-1893
Was that line up from "The Usual Suspects" remake?
Who the fuck is using Facebook for house hunting?
You don't work in a team or you're just the workplace arsehole.
The people who brought you Brexit on a promise of ‘control’ now threaten civil unrest and frothing racism as govt policy… For love of god can we just stop listening to anything they have to say. They represent nothing but inadequacy and failure. Surely our country can do better than this.
Sadly Biddy Baxter also died today. She made Blue Peter the great show that it was.
He's going to paint it gold isn't he!
He's also a dick.
It's always the ones you'd least expect.
Or they just close down and go away?
Some of them will find a way to blame the women's team or woke or some such nonsense.
Maybe he's just too modest?
Yeah that's what we need, more overreach from authorities and tech companies.
Dubrovnik from Mt Srd
You could exchange the word "tarrifs" for "Anything".
They were administering extreme discomfort. Whoever ate that let out a cry and a few expletives.
He was dishonourable, but was slightly honourable by resigning. Manbaby will never resign.
Is there a Nobel piss prize?
Nope, I've got a vivid imagination but that's a stretch too far.
That brand of mustard is great when used sparingly. The quantity being administered there will cause pain.
everyone watch apollo 13 today in honor of jim lovell!!!!
