Good job not taking the bait.

You are as advertised. Not from your area and don't know you. That being said. I see a teacher and scholar with possible psychological training. Use that third eye brother. I smell a rat. Live long and prosper. The world will be better for it.

Imagine being alive on this beautiful planet..You're not starving..you are not being exterminated or blown up simply because rich, white men want what you have..and THIS is how you chose to spend those moments of a peace many can't even imagine let alone experience. Hate has destroyed humanity.

This is worthy of a follow

Isn't that the same tattoo that SECDEF has?!?

Nah, the style of the cross is different, and the writing around it suggests a more Orthodox-leaning person.

www.livescience.com/saladin

Wait, your religious faith isn’t based on making fun of other faiths? I’m not sure that I can still support you. Ha. I’ll be back in the city on the 13th and will be volunteering for your campaign.

😂

Leave Twitter.

Oh nooo, an image of a thing you don't partake in. Best respond in kind and hit them back with an image of a book containing logic and facts. 😱

Are all of these types of post from 10 year olds!? Because that is the level.

BONE-PETITE 💀

BONE APPLE TEA!!

I never knew we could get better than “bone apple tea” but here we are.

Right?? 😂😂

Loooooool

Jim Kirk is proud of his micropenis, and we shouldn't shame him for announcing it to the world

Bone apple teeth.

From the same people yelling for everyone to “speak American”, probably 🙄

Kind of surprised that it wasn’t “Walla! Bone-petite.”

I think it's safe to say his bone is petite.

BTW… it’s Bon Appétit. C’est un appétit et non une appétit.

no its bone petite

Yea like Bone Petite magazine

its bone ape tit

ohhhhhhh

bone apple tea y'all

It’s only real bone apple from the under side of a live apple bees otherwise it’s imitation

good small!

Either 'bon' or 'bonne' Butthead is just plain wrong

Yes!!!

That's a fantastic comeback. Mamdani has game.

Indeed!

Who said butthead?

That dude who is offering bacon to Mamdani. Bon Appétit is the correct way. Bone is wrong, hence the two ways to say it, bon or bonne

I think saying what he said was wrong, regardless of how he said it. Good job, though....🙄

I assume he refused to spell it correctly because he thinks France is gay.

It’s actually pronounced bone apple teeth, but it’s fine

Good job, Apple Tea Fool

check out these bumper stickers! www.etsy.com/listing/4323...

I’m pretty sure bone petite is something that guy hears a lot

May I add that the guy is obviously a bonehead.

Bonne is incorrect as 'appetit' is a masculine noun and bon is the masculine form of the adjective 'good'. It should be 'bon appetit'.

I think you are both wrong, as Jim there was just signing his poem like art while simultaneously telling everyone he is known as the "tiny bone" guy. I'm sore he drives a lifted truck as well.

He probably isn't even named "Jim Kirk"

I’m surprised he knew punctuation. He probably hates French people too

Or tiny dick, which they’re ashamed of because of their inflated ego

That tracks. Your garden variety bigot tends to be quite dumb. If only they'd use some of that energy to better themselves...

“bone-apple-tea!”

That's what every woman Jim ever dated said about him, oddly enough

At least they didn’t type Bone Apple Titty

I’m sure their “boners” are petite.

Little bone.

"bone apple teeth" type shit

I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣

He literally wrote "small bone" 🤣 instead of "Bon appetit"

Boning little stuff always top of mind.

Lol (but not really)

None of this is funny, but we have to laugh in this fight or we'll go crazy.

Yup

Bone apple tea

Bone-Petite

Right? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

seems like the set-up for the most insufferable ’that’s what she said’ joke of all time, glad Zohran didn’t take the bait

Was that a humorosity or does he really not know?

Well played, well played. 👏🏼

I'm ashamed that moron has an Orthodox pfp

Okay but hear me out, being a Vampire AND the mayor? Badass.

I'm so sick and tired of these idiots. Here in the UK too thanks to Trump's side kick Farage. I'm white British and starting to feel like a minority being surrounded by these uneducated fools. What does he think it is cryptonite?

Me too!

Bone-petite? Dude you don’t even have a good grasp on English. Perhaps best not to dabble in the French language. Yikes!

"Bone-petite" is so obviously not "bon appétit" that I rolled right past, assuming it was part of the asinine attempt at humor. It hadn't occurred to me that anyone is just that illiterate, but yeah I guess so.

It just proves their ignorance.

Boom Jimmy boi.

Dude can’t even get bon appetit right

you’re so good at this!

First of all, what a dick with the bacon. Second, "bone petite"? What a dumbass.

Not the flex he thought it was. 🤢

Twitter is a toilet

That's why I like the term Xitter.

I love bacon eh

What a sh*thead. Medieval cross avatar & can't spell French. Must be trying to start a Crusade. 🤦 Bon appétit, for whatever else you might be eating.

You would think he would at least spellcheck that. What an idiot

It's MAGA's goal. Holy War to save us from the infidels. It's all in Project 2025. Too bad no one read it.

White, Christian, uneducated masses & privileged rich males. I read part of it & wasn't pleased with it, although being Canadian. I sure wouldn't want to be living in US right now. Anyone in US should at least read the overview, since the whole document is too long. afscmeatwork.org/system/files...

When it's a document that sets forth, in detail, an existential threat to America and Americans, I would think no length would be "too long." But I guess we're mostly a bunch that's awfully complacent, lazy, and far too trusting of authority figures, much to our great peril.

Bone-petite? What is this mouthbreather on about?

Does that person think it’s Bone Petite? For real??

😂🤣😂 very likely. Have you ever listened to these MAGA morons. It hurts.

He’s a hillbilly

Probably also says "walla" for "voila", too 🙄

Bacon is also dogshit and also a hyper palatable food because so much fat and salt that is the reason Americans are obese they make high calorie food that hacks your brain to over eat american capitalism is like going through the sins and monetizes them lol

I love the idolatry, greed and heresy of trump and also the gluttony and the sloth, fuck I wish was religious because I bet people are enjoying the whole "am I going to heaven" shit, like; no brother if there is a hell your friend Jeffrey is waiting for you. But there is only heaven inside everyone

I need to invent a thing or just popularize a thing, which way western man: say it first or say it louder?

Wait until these bigots hear about Kosher cooking. Also the Christian Bible in the same book these bigots love to throw at the LGBTQ community, expressly bans eating pork.

And the pig, though it has a divided hoof, does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you. You must not eat their meat or touch their carcasses; they are unclean for you. ~Leviticus 11:7-8

It's wild how much they cite Leviticus for some things (*cough cough*) while completely ignoring prohibitions against, just for another example, shellfish. You'd think they hadn't even read the rest of that book!

Gotta love how religious edicts, to not eat pigs that carried the fatal parasite trichinosis, was how they convinced people to not eat pigs. I'm certain some smart person put 2 & 2 together & figured out the disease came from undercooked pork but they were ridiculed. Then religion saves the day. 🙄

Well Jesus in the New Testament taught "Jesus called the crowd to him and said, “Listen and understand. What goes into someone’s mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them.” ~Matthew 15:10-11

It certainly defiles these pathetic Christians.

womp womp to those guys

This is the PERFECT way to treat posts like this. I’m literally sitting here giggling like a kid. 😂

Im guessing, these "trolls" might claim being Christian, which, if they are, speculating, arent supposed to eat pork either.

Generally speaking, Christians have held that the pork prohibition is part of Jewish law, which is replaced by the New Testament law in Jesus Christ (thus permitting pork consumption among Christians).

Jesus also proclaimed to uphold the old laws, not change them. If so, it would make God a liar and breaking his promise to Abraham. A lot of these "New Testament" Jesus freaks dont even know their own book.

Hey, I'm just the messenger here. I'm not trying to argue about what the text actually says.

Didnt think you were.

I find it easier to defend things that are actually true when engaging with these people. Saying false things that they know are false only costs us credibility.

He fulfilled it so they don't have to. Hebrews, Pauline Epistles (Romans, Galatians, Ephesians...) , gospels, Acts -vision Cornelius, .. That's the basic concept and some of the books in the New Testament that teach these things if you wanted to learn more about it.

A book written by nomadic men with grand tales of fantasy while not understanding the natural world doesnt work, nor apply in a modern world. Why people cling on to superstition or feel the need to pass on tales of bullshit, hard pass. I am quite literate and can interpret just fine on my own.

We're just trying to help. I don't think either of us need any convincing 😂

" Bone-petite"? Like some weird hybrid of Bonaparte and apétit.

Roughly, I think it translates to "I have a small dick" Now, go back and read it in context 🤣

Put that guy on Reddit: www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleT...

👏👏👏🤣

lol imagine being so hateful that you can't even enjoy your day off breakfast without doing islamophobia. his kids are probably sitting there like 😕

People like that are so filled with hate that they can't help but have it overflow. And they're the ones who are likely to call other people demons.

I wish I could say categorically that there's no way someone like that could have kids, alas.. if he does have kids, here's hoping they don't grow up with the poison in their hearts like their father

bone petite says it all

Great comeback, Sir, future Mayor of NYC!

Imagine going through all that trouble to make racism your whole identity and still being that insecure with yourself.

And that dumb

What gave it away? The bone petite or everything else?

And that bad at landing the plane.

Offering up others who aren't like them is the #MAGA way. Below is a meme from my pinned post. Their dissatisfaction & failures at life provide them plenty of bully & victim opportunities as it seems that, & beating their wives, abusing their kids, & doing bitcoin & beer is all that's left for them

And not even getting the plagiarized French correct.

This is weirdo behavior.

Cooked him better than that bacon.

It’s good….. www.costcobusinessdelivery.com/deen-halal-b...

Is that supposed to be an insult? How lame.

"Bone petite" really bringing the heat! Good luck, and looking forward to you being the next Mayor of New York.

😹

Ooooh, so edgy, and original. 🖕🤣🥱🙄

Oh sure, Zohran the Destroyer isn’t a vampire.😉🧛🏼

And I wonder how we got stuck with the orange felon and his cringeworthy cabinet. Can’t spell, can’t understand other views and is full of hate.

Bone-petite bozo thinks he’s Lex Luthor pulling out a chunk of kryptonite.

🤣

“Bone petite”

Imagine thinking you are superior because you eat bacon. Even if it didn't clog your arteries how would it make you superior? Pathetic.

The reason they think bacon is like kryptonite to you is because learning is their kryptonite. Ignorance isn't bliss. It's a prison. We have a choice to either live our lives in a cell of our own making or step out and see the world in all its complexity and variety and to learn to appreciate it.

Oh look, he's admitting he has a petit bone... 🤔😆😂🤣 These uneducated, racist lowlifes don't deserve being acknowledged by greatness.

"It's all a big scam to make ya eat the pig ham."

bone-petite

I believe that.

Bone-petite? I have petite bones.

Just Zohran winning the internet yet again.

it's the "bone-petite" that's sending me... 🤪

It’s a Texas cowboy just show him a pepper hotter than a JALAPEENO and he’ll wilt.

Oh sorry a TOXIC cowboy lmao. Same rules apply.

Poisonous

Its funny that the would be " christians" eat pork after their Lord God forbade it: Deuteronomy 14:8-10 King James Version "8 And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase."...

Cotton vs. wool, too! MANY SUCH CASES

The Bible is Not my law... They claim it is theirs

They’re all just a bunch of Golden Corral Christians. They go through the line picking up what suits their agenda and leave the rest alone.

The Bible is a great weapon..

The Devil can quote Scripture for his own purpose and scarfs up all the hot cross buns.

They often do.... Me I quote it by verse... people choose their own interpretations... There are No "Christians"... not one who follows the path.. They can't see the light... they took the wrong trail..

Isn’t that the same cross Hegseth had a tattoo of? I’m sure it’s just something to do with Christian pride, right???

I know the Islamophobia is the key element of original bigot’s post here, but egad man, “bone-petite”? Spell check first before attempting to taunt someone!

Bone-petite??! Way too much personal information.😳Although it does explain the chip on shoulder to a degree!

It's so immature. Kinda like posting pictures of the 'Piss Jesus' artwork on Christian Facebook pages just to be an asshat. I remember when that so wounded Christians not that long ago.

It was abjectly hateful and disrespectful. I wouldn't do something like that to anyone of any religious persuasion.

But if he wants to be a big league political player, he has to cultivate a thicker skin than, for example, the snowflake crybaby in the White House. People who try to insult you or your religion says more about them than it does about you.

“bacon! bone apple teeth mf!” … racism and stupidity truly go hand in hand

i don't believe that is the real Star Fleet captain Jim Kirk.

Captain Kirk would NEVER

Regardless of what you think about religions this is just a gross thing to say. Telling a vegetarian to eat meat isn’t okay so why is this? (To be honest I wouldn’t be surprised if they say this to vegetarians too)

They do

100% these people loudly moan whenever eating meat around any vegans or vegetarians they know just to be assholes.

Mandani slays again.

I like that the posts to Zohran think that eating pork is just a Muslim thing. Christian aren't supposed to eat it either.

Que? Did you mean Catholics, on Fridays? I’m a Christian, I eat bacon every chance I get. “There is nothing outside a person that by going into him can defile him, but the things that come out of a person are what defile him.” ‭‭Mark‬ ‭7‬:‭15‬ ‭ESV‬‬

Well, a good portion of Christians that i know won't eat pork of any kind. Against God's will, pigs are filthy animals... all the sane rhetoric. Then ones that do eat it are the "pick the rules you want to follow" types.

Then you just met a Christian who has read his Bible several times and knows what Christians are allowed to eat (everything). Jews? Not so much. And I am absolutely not an ‘a la carte’ Christian. There are sins I’m still wrestling with. But I don’t pick & choose what parts I’m gonna obey.

Ah, no, but you do you. It's all dumb to me.

As you wish. I’ve also read that part of the Bible where it says that most seeds of faith sown by Christians won’t bear fruit. So be it. I have no problem with your lack of faith. It’s not my job to save you. But when you misspeak as you did about religion, I’ll point it out.

“Do not think that I came to destroy the Law or the Prophets. I did not come to destroy but to fulfill” Matthew 5:17. Oh look you Christian dumb fuck, I can quote bible versus as well to prove you don’t know your ass from a hole in the ground. Dumb fuck religious jackass.

Or shellfish, or wear fabric woven of more than one kind of material. It is so funny to me that so many christians don’t know that Judaism, Islam, and Christianity all share the old testament. I know this and I’m a pagan.

Well I'm a Jew and I can point you directly to the New Testament verses that describe exactly why Christians don't keep kosher or follow other Bible laws

As others have noted, these same christians will quote Leviticus as justification for hate, ignoring all the parts in the new testament that contradicts their hate.

The more one knows about religion, the greater likelihood they will be a pagan.

Yep, for sure.

Trying to flex with a 5.99 pack of Smithfield

Why are some people so eager to show what a tool they are?

It truly is mind-bending 🤪

Racist and dumb. I'm sure he's proud of himself.

Yes, but let him eat bacon. We all know of its health benefits! Hopefully he saves the bacon fat to fry the eggs in!

Trolls gotta troll. Stupid gotta stupid.

That was a good back at you.

I'm sure that my French is really poor, but doesn't 'bone-petite' mean that the speaker has a small penis?

That's maga for you. Your translation, if not exactly correct, works for me!!!

Boner petite

bone apple tit would have at least been funny. its sad that they think that being racist is funny. Your response was hilarious though.

Now you need to write a story about MAGA vampires that are impacted bacon… Call them the Uncured? Hycanthropes? Trumpkins?

Hey, man. Stop posting Twitter/X crap here. Yes, we know they're full of hate. Yes, we know they are stupid. That is why we are here on blue sky. I don't want to see that here. I can't vote for you, but if I could. This might induce me not to.

If he doesn’t act exactly as you want at all times, you’ll withdraw your nonexistent support? 🙄🙄🙄 Go away.

He's only following 61 people on this app. Because you, or I, care more about what people here have to say. I ain't going anywhere. I'm gonna bitch. Don't Twitterfy my BlueSky!

Maybe you could just unfollow him instead of having a hissy fit about him not posting exactly the way you think he should be posting. The irony here is priceless, Frank.

I'm not following him. Do you know how social media works?

"I need the flimsiest excuse to threaten revoking my non-existent vote!" I found something just a tiny bit more pointless than reposting from twitter. Thanks!

It's got nothing to do with my vote, it's about squashing the contamination of a social media platform that actually is still a pleasant page to visit. Twitter/X is a toxic seething cauldron of misogynistic racist and MAGA Trump fanboys. Keep BlueSky friendly, amicable, rage-bate free!

Like sending a hamburger to a Catholic on Friday during Lent. Hilarious 🙄

😂😂😂😂😂

Ignorant assholes

Like, I can totally get a BEC from the Yemeni-Muslim-run Bodega across the street...don't know who's cooking it, don't care.

It saddens me that they're cooking such crap bacon. It only has a semblance of bacon from the poor end of the cut. I'm more recoiled at it than Mamdani is.

Humor is power!

It's that guy's avatar the same shit that's tattooed on HAGSETH'S chest⁉️🤔🤯🙁🤮 💙🌊⚖ #justicematters

Yup. They always confess. “Virtue signaling” for the deplorables.

Telling us he's a racist without saying it because they can't say it out loud themselves. They lack intestinal fortitude.

Just miserable people⁉️ They say they're Christians...🤯🤔 If this is what being Christian is all about⁉️🤮😟🤔👹 Hard pass⁉️ There's no COMPASSION a all in what they are doing...ZERO⁉️🤨 This is CRUELTY⁉️ 💙🌊⚖ #notmypresident #justicematters #equalitymatters #dueprosessmatters #honestymatters #NOKINGS EVER⁉️

I think he said it with the bacon. Low life’s gonna stay low.

No. It's an Eastern Orthodox emblem. That's Greek.

More specifically, the Greek being first two letters of Jesus, the last two letters of Christ, and the Greek for "Victory": Nike. So "Jesus Christ Conquers" or "Jesus Christ is Victorious". The guy is an ass.

It’s hilarious coming from folks who talk about being “Christians” - yet indulge in violating their own scripture Heck - they can’t even stay in line with the 10 commandments - they voted for a guy who has violated nearly all of them 😂

Hate-filled SOBs.

This is giving me flashbacks to the Discourse just after 9/11. "Hey, when people get on a plane, we should spray them all with pig juice so that the terrorists will be afraid they won't get their 70 virgins."

I've made mistakes in life, it's true. But at least I've never had a social-media profile with "ballz" in the name.

right? that's just for lamewads. all the cool people have deez nuts

omg 😂

Napoleon Bone-petite.

Literally the only problem I ever have with Muslims keeping halal is when I go into a Yemeni deli for a bacon egg and cheese (or BLT) and they only have turkey bacon. Turkey bacon is NOT AS GOOD, HABIBI!!! I NEED REAL BACON.

Why *can’t* I have a beef vindaloo ⁈

I believe Vindaloo was originally Portuguese and used pork, but the Muslims in India took out the pork, and the Hindus took out the beef. So everyone can have vindaloo

If only everyone took the time to appreciate that they have vindaloo. The planet would be a more peaceful place.

who's not surprised one of the profile pics is an iron cross

Well, in this case it's a Jerusalem cross but the smaller crosses are replaced with a christogram saying "Jesus conquers/triumphs". It's orthodox-coded, but also associated with some crusader states I think.

Good catch. I'm not that familiar with The Crusades. Except for the first one, Europe's first genocide. You don't hear much about the Cathars anymore...

Well, the crusade against the Cathars was in the early 13th century. The first crusade was at the very end of the 11th century and also included the "People's Crusade" where a bunch of common people attacked Jewish communities in what is now Germany to pillage what they needed to reach the Holy Land

I stand corrected.

Deus veult

Deuce vault

Dumbass vault

It's always some shit like that. An iron cross, some black and white pic of an Aryan philosopher, a bust of a Roman general

You know he has Tattoos, too. 🙄 "Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD.– Leviticus 19:28"

Or a 12yo anime girl they lust after

Looking back, I feel like this should've been the first sign that they're perfectly fine with a pedophile as president.

I'm becoming more and more convinced that all fascists are either PDF files or only claim they aren't ok with it.

Or Griffith/Femto from Berserk

I resent the third item. Totally tracks tho.

The only people who are 'Aryan' are those of Irani patrilineal descent. This ranges from the Alan Kings of France & Spain to the Irani people of China. Germans have never been Aryani. Zoroastra would have been astonished at Germans claiming to be inhabitants of Airyana Vaeja.

Interesting

Greek Orthodox Christogram.

Hope the fat lines his arteries as he eats his bacon.

Fucking morons.

imagine making fun of another religion or culture's diets while literally thinking salt is spicy.

I’m white. I do a lot of house & pet sitting, and have clients of all races. Me on phone w/Mom today: “you always used spices, but I’m learning that stereotype about white people is true. The number of white clients who ONLY HAVE SALT & PEPPER is ridiculous.” SPICES ARE GOOD, people. Try them!

it's crazy! unfortunately there's some truth to this T.T my husband used to work in a couple kitchens for high end hotels where most events/guests were of the white variety. i'm sure you can guess how little things were seasoned intentionally. lol meanwhile i grew up in the hood- if you went ...

to like a KFC, mcdonald's, etc, the food would be seasoned SO differently than if you went elsewhere. i used to love the green beans at our local KFC- they made them soul food style! it's just how they showed up on your plate. lol

It’s challenging when you grew up in a household that truly only had salt and pepper…and then an actual container of GARLIC SALT when one was feeling extra spicy! 😆 It’s why I had to marry a man that could cook…

It breaks my heart to see faith mocked for cruelty’s sake. I’m Indigenous and my best friend since childhood is a Muslim from Palestine. Her family fed me with love, even during Ramadan when they couldn’t eat yet cause the sun was still up. That’s my experience of Muslim people, kindness & love.

It is also antisemetic. But it is just food - dude would be terrified if shown falafel or ful muddamas.

My experience with Palestinian people has been that of kindness, tolerance, and patience, as well. I am ashamed for the person posting this, since they have - none.

Some of the best recipes I have follow kosher and halal standards, not because of religious purposes, but because there's a time, place, and flavor profile for fatty pork, something this Epic Meal Time fanboi doesn't understand.

To each their own, as I see it. IMO, the bacon image and post was intended to offend a group of people, and actually had little to do with food.

As I've stated before, "Religion isn't the issue, it's twisting words to get what you want and abuse of power." Say it a lot about Christianity but applies here too. Your friend sounds amazing.

....Bone-petite?

What if I crudely make a cross out of the bacon and hold it out, yelling "the power of BaChrist compels you!"

Hey, I'll eat it. And I'll also gladly vote for Mamdani. Because even if he doesn't eat pork (and avoids the negative heart consequences), he also has a brain and isn't an a-hole. Room for everyone.

Damn right. Room for everyone.

HAHA!! Cooked his ass!

Why do they think seeing bacon will scare us

I think it's best not to waste any time trying to find logic in the reasoning of idiots... But I think it's safe to say they have some rather extreme ideas about what you believe the consequences of eating pork are. See - garlic and vampires.

They do it to Jews and vegans too. Right Wingers are just really weird about meat. If Trump ever went vegetarian, more of MAGA would turn on him than any did over the Epstein files.

I don’t think they would care if it was Trump

GO MAMDANI GO !!!! 👏🏼👏🏾👏🏽👏🏿👏🏾👏🏼👏🏽👏🏿👍🏾💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙✔️

Good answer

Bone apple tee!

No place in our society for bigots. Karma is coming for them

Nobody decent would welcome him into their company. If he sits down, every decent person near him gets up and leaves.

Don't let them know that bacon is woke.

“bone-petite”

Yeah, is that supposed to be "Bon Appétit"?? What a moron!

With the emphasis on ‘teat’

It's phlippante.

Jim Kirk sounds like a complete tit.

I know this has absolutely nothing to do with the content of this post, but all the discussions of bone, Apple, tea made me think of the time Desus and Mero were talking about the Westminster dog show and referred to a Bichon Frise as a "bitch on freeze" and now I can't think of it as anything else.

My son, when he was young, asked me if our friend’s dog is a bitchin fries. 😂

You always have the greatest comebacks.

🤣🔥

"Bone-petite"

Like I’m OBVIOUSLY horrified by the racism, but “bone-petite”? wtf?

The jokey version is "bone apple teeth" because it vaguely sounds like bon appètit - "bone-petite" is the unfunny loser version

So this is on purpose? I believe this makes it stupider.

That or they were just going with vibes on how to spell it & just hoped everyone would know what he's trying to say

Ah. It is possible that, as a non- native speaker, with brainworms that make refining it hard, in a place where it is the dominant language, I find this more annoying than I should.

As a native speaker, I think you should find it EXACTLY that annoying.

That's pretty much the intent, he's doing his best to be the most stereotypical version of an obnoxious American that believes English is the only language that matters. Among other stupid shit.

There's an entire subreddit dedicated to mispronunciations/misspellings like that: old.reddit.com/r/boneappletea

I'm a "bone-app-the-teeth" kind of person myself, but yeah, bone-petite is weaksauce.

it's good to have morons. Makes the rest of us look good.

Thank you for your humor!

Mandalorian te quiere, tocinito.

"Bone Petit" seems like a self-report by Jim

totally 😁😁🤣

..zing!

Now I wonder if a story about a vampire that's allergic to bacon instead of garlic would be hilarious or insulting.

Being mean & nasty is the goal of Republicans.

Wow, that would be like me saying Mr Cowboy must be the product of generations of inbreeding just because.

Bone petite.

😂😂😂

i have one of those dressed as a witch and i hang it up at halloween

Checking comments to see if anyone else knows what bone petite means. 🤷‍♀️😒

Probably something they’ll blame on vaccines.

bone grande

The OP is an idiot. Size adjectives go before the noun in French. Also, why is he bragging about how small his bone is?

🤣🤣

There's an entire reddit sub that originated from someone else (could be a other magat) spelling it that way. www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea

So the new trending vocab from MAGAt Cen-trill Maybe Cranium Petite might apply better, but cranium is a higher value word above their pay scales so it can’t be used in MAGAt Scrabble

I don’t think that user understands that people who wish to restrict their diets for themselves know that other people are permitted to still eat that food. Some people think gay marriage affects them somehow, so maybe that’s where this is coming from?

That user seems to understand very little. I’m a vegetarian, and scrolled down some recipes for beef stew. It’s comfort food that reminds me of childhood. People are not all the same.

there are admittedly some Extremely Extra Vegans on here (and elsewhere ofc) who will prove the exception to that rule, at very little provocation. easy to mock and block tho

We all know that Muslims are ABSOLUTELY SCARED TO DEATH of CHOCOLATE. 🤣🤣🤣

Are you going to respond to the allegations about your bones being tiny?

dude said "small bone"

Bone petite. Right wingers are too stupid for the internet.

Sorry people are weird

"Toxic cowboy" is worse than weird. He is a degenerate, a reprobate, somebody that isn't accepted in polite society, the exact opposite of Mamdani of whom I have never heard a single thing bad about (some disagree with some policies, but nothing bad about him).

Some people think it is hilarious when they are stupid cruel. I mean who the heck thinks trolling Zohran like this is remotely: (1) funny, or (2) smart.

Unlike garlic, which tastes as good as it smells, bacon is a great deceiver. It smells delightful and tastes sad. My Muslim friends have never had to suffer such disappointment.

facts!

Pork bacon is delicious. I’ll happily sign up for lamb bacon. But thousands of Yemeni delis across NYC will use turkey or beef bacon, which taste much like your description of sadness. Those are the real criminals here. Deport turkey and beef bacon.

I hear duck can be a more reasonable fascimile, or at least tastier in its own right. Well. Ham. Just guessing.

It’s not as bad of a substitute, if that’s your goal. I have no dietary restrictions, so I can’t really judge someone who does have those… for valid reasons. “Because god told me” doesn’t qualify as a valid reason. If you’re allergic, that’s a better reason. I’ll eat anything. I like food.

I think one of the bigger reasons I'm not wild about bacon is that I'm not into "smoky" generally. otoh fat is usually A+ i had some excellent carnitas tacos today, actually a plate of 8 different mini tacos, each different and delicious

All pork products taste even better than they smell, which means what the hell petroleum by-product have you been eating? Let’s abhor eating pork because pigs are intelligent animals and factory slaughterhouses are nightmares, not because of pretend flavor issues.

From time to time I have excellent bacon but mostly given the choice I will take the (pork; none of your chicken apple) sausage

I'm reporting this for vicious, horrible misinformation. Actually, wait, are you doing this for the sake of the Muslim friends? In which case yes, it's awful, I suffer so badly when I eat bacon. I've never tried garlic with bacon, actually. Now I'm curious if it works...

I occasionally (all too rarely) come across lamb bacon. (Lamb belly, smoked.) It's delicious, and it can be halal. If you ever see it, try it. It tastes as good as pork bacon smells.

Or turkey bacon, which is also quite tasty.

I've only had lamb once and the smell reminded me of a wet sweater! I've never wanted to taste it again.

Beef bacon for the win, if you've ever run across it. All my breakfasts at my sister's place in upstate NY.

The kosher trade also produces breakfast beef.

Agree 100% It’s so much better in my opinion.

It takes mindful preparation to produce good crisp fried bacon that isn't either flabby or burnt.

Always err on the side of chewiness.

Wouldn't this be the same as showing a picture of non-piscine cooked meat products to a Catholic on Friday?

During Lent, yes. Or a Jew. Or a vegan. Or people who like pigs. That fatty substance they're calling bacon looks vile. The original poster seems vile too.

The only good bacon is vegan bacon. Anything else is just inhuman.

🤣🤣🤣 Everyone knows its silver bullets that work

Small bone?

People are so ignorant

"This is for you! Tiny bone."

I love it when knuckleheads think pork is some kind of Muslim kryptonite or something.

bigot: hahaha here's some BACON! what do you think of that?? Muslim: not for me thanks bigot: *bursts into tears like a small child*

People did that to me when I was a vegetarian and my reaction was basically ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sizzles of purpose

Cue Montell Jordan, y'all know why 🎶🎵

that's the talk show guy right

That's Montell Williams, this is Jordan youtu.be/0hiUuL5uTKc?...

jkjballz7 has joined the discourse finally

No, cause what TF is a picture of bacon supposed to do? Oh look - it's a couple of crash out dummies thinking they're being funny when really it's just pathetic.

I am so sorry, but "this isn't garlic and we're not vampires" is *such* an own, and I kind of think I might borrow it in future...

That bacon looks so overcooked, they probably chipped their tooth.

Lol

ToxicCowboy is surely living the best life imaginable, lol.

What a wanker. I'm sorry you have to put up with people like that 😔

Owned that POS

😂😂😂 Mamdani 💙

"Would you like any bones with your bacon?" "Well --- maybe just a little one."

His bacon also looks like shit. Signed experienced bacon consumer.

Bacon tastes good!

"I'm not Jewish, I just don't dig on swine"

Yeah it helps not to think about what pigs are willing to eat...😅

Pigs will eat you. So it's really just self defense to eat them first.

Totally. Everyone who has a pig as a pet, runs a sanctuary, or even raises them for slaughter will tell you not to turn your back on them for a second. 32 people killed and eaten by pigs last year alone.

pigs: dangerous. and delicious

Yes, I hear the same about dogs from people in Yulin.

Toxic Cowboy is a damn fool.

It’s the “bone-petite” for me!!! No books allowed.

dont forget, he is a KKKristian , so bigotry and hate is part of their holy trinity along with greed

Zohran, so sorry you have to deal with ignorant racist assholes like these. You will have the winning point when you become NYC mayor and achieve the promises you made. Stay safe!

I don't live in NYC, but I do wonder how on Earth anyone could achieve those promises. I would definitely vote for him. I just doubt it's possible at this point. Have you seen those tiny NY apartments that cost a fortune? It's shocking. How can he do it? I want to know. It's expensive where I live.

I am in same situation re cost of living and I don’t expect Mamdani to bat a thousand, but I think he will make some positive changes. He won’t be able to do it alone, the city council needs to step up. Nothing is impossible, FDR proved that and the voters supporting Mamdani will make a difference

FDR had the "help" of a titanic economic crisis. It was prior to the Red Scare. Today, people are still freaked out by the word "socialism." We have to "deprogram" Americans, who've been officially brainwashed against normal European policy for many decades. We'll see. 🤞

We have an economic crisis now, the growing wealth inequity. With job losses ⬆️, the tariffs affecting affordable supplies, the immigration persecution driving food prices ⬆️ and quality ⬇️, plus housing shortages and prices ⬆️…we are risking a depression. Avg citizens need to be prioritized to recover

He has fleshed out plans online and they make sense. You just gotta go read his policy plans. It doesn't take a ton of time and it's worth it to understand *how* we make these things happen at scale. www.zohranfornyc.com/platform

I will! Thank you! From a distance, which includes many voters, it looks overwhelming. I hope he succeeds because the policies could spread to other unaffordable areas around the nation. ❤️

You're right—it's incredibly difficult & overwhelming, and he very well may fail. But I, for one, am glad that someone is still willing to try.

In New York City we have a free ferry service from Manhattan to Staten Island, 24/7/365. This was done by a Republican mayor. How come the Magas in Staten Island don’t protest that socialist freebie? And who pays for that service? Mamdani should stop it and make buses free to Non Maga boroughs!!!!

👍

Keep in mind, that's on purpose. They want us to think these are all unsolvable problems when the fixes are actually pretty simple but they force the most rich to pay their fair share and they have lobbyists and donations to ensure that doesn't happen.

And eat rice like westerners eat popcorn.

I mean, I respect the restraint at staying away from his petite bone. So much. Pulling for you from L.A.!!

The "toxic" one got his own name right, at least.

Toxic, sure, but mostly childish. Should be embarrassed, but alas, the internet makes it easy for children to never mature and to validate their ill-formed attempts at humor.

This kind of childish toxicity is leading to mass shootings. Stop down-playing toxicity. It's not just childish. It's deadly.

I don’t think the original poster heard me belittling him, and also don’t think aggrandizing it as toxic instead of just embarrassing is the cause of mass shootings but thank you for sharing.

racists are so fucking boring

They think themselves mighty ham wizards but they are sauceless.

This is the shit we need. Simple clapbacks that are hilarious and true. Not AI memes and typing in caps.

He really thought he did something there. Bless his heart.

Bone Petite? Is that Big Balls sidekick?

Interesting, the cross in the profile is very similar to Pete Hesgeths tattoo on his chest.

Not coincidental. Take a look at Crusades imagery. It explains a lot about US support of Gazan genocide and vicious Muslim prejudice among MAGA.

Don’t give the toxic the time of day.

Not to change the subject but that is some of the shittiest bacon I have ever seen, is that Dollar General discount bacon?

Well-played. As a kid in the '60s, sometimes other kids would call me a wop. Even back then, I knew to calmly respond with "I shit bigger than you, punk."

This is so east coast

..’bone-petite’?? 😂😂😂😂..damn uneducated nimrods…smh

Gosh, these fellows are clever.

why Lead with your Toxicity unless you truly Embrace it? such a Loser just wants America to fail too like ole cadet bonespurs

🏆

Sean Connery: "I'll take 'Bone Ape Tit' for 500."

Here’s some blended fabrics for all the Christians. Amidoinitrite?

BURNT ! Like the shitty job he did on that bacon.

That bacon looks like it was nuked from space.

Bone Apple Tea !

Why do you support the nypd

What you need to do is convince bigots that it's against your religion to look at pictures of kittens in little hats.

I gave up bacon for health reasons - someone should tell them it’s not healthy to eat that and does against MAHA

They're slathering themselves in beef tallow, I don't think they actually care all that much.

More than half the fat in bacon is monounsaturated. Do with that information what you will.

I'm not religious but they are so stupid.

‘Bone-petite’

The Toxic Cowboy obviously failed the 'Google 101' class

Are we all in jr high???

We are in desperate need of strong articulate leadership who isn't beholden to oligarchs.

They’re so painfully stupid

Bone petite. Sounds like Trump.

literally, MTG (or was it Boebert), iirc "bone apple tea?" "bonerfied?" One of those.

Wallah!

You know Zohran is done with you if he doesn’t even give a “habibi” shout. Thai dude got the much more serious “my brother”.

*This* dude

I’m dying at the “bone petite” 😭

“bone-petite” says everything you need to know about that dumb.

Literally this exact same comment directed at a Jewish person would be correctly considered to be gutter anti-Semitism, yet somehow when aimed at a Muslim it’s OK

The dehumanisation of Muslims and Arabs in the west is bone-deep at this point, and the idiots replying to you saying ‘omg well I don’t think that so it doesn’t exist’ is more proof rather than less. The bigotry is so common it’s not even noticeable

'If you don't notice it, that's because it's so common that you don't even notice it' Cool. That could work with just about any of my wholly unsupported takes. Thanks.

The dehumanisation of Muslims and Arabs is supported by literally hundreds of years and millions of lives murdered and ruined by western imperialism you stupid bitch

Literally, huh?

Yeah, literally. Ever heard of the Crusades moron? Closer to nowadays, look up how many Iraqis and Afghanis alone are dead because of US interventionism. It’s always the most uneducated fucking idiots who do the ‘ermmm, really?’ routine

but that isn't what was said. you made a new sentence.

Truth

“Taunting people with pork” was literally something the Spanish Inquisition did

Spanish gastronomy is so predominantly pork because after the Catholic kings conquered the caliphates in the peninsula. They started to prefer pork, not only as a way to distinguish themselves from Jews and Muslims, they also used them as a way to hunt them down.

It's also something US soldiers did. They threw Afghans and Iraqis into pig styes as a form of mental torture. My dad actually bragged about it.

Awful!

Guy on the rack: Is that when they have Torquimada's wife come to visit? Guy on the adjacent rack: DOHOHOHOHOHOOOOO!

That joke was terrible, the other guy should have tried to Torquemada it

What is it about the Inquisition that makes people come up with tortured puns?

I dunno, I've been racking my brain trying to figure it out.

I am deceased.

Your observation is correct. Both proscriptions are based on directives about purity and deference to God. Why is only one generally regarded as sacred/do not mock? This anti-Muslim provocation is not ok with me.

September 2001 never really ended for some people.

quick someone whine about "Sharia Law (sic)" bc THAT in the U.S. is the theocracy we all really need to be most concerned about and btw, isn't "Sharia law" like saying "ATM machine"

Yes it is also, Shari'ah was literally stopped in India because the British colonizers decided it was too lenient, so yeah there's that

Civil war hasn't ended for most of these people "The South Shall Rise Again"

It's NOT "ok" it's gutter anti-Islam. This is just a different wat to respond to an ignoramus.

I was about to point that out myself. Ironically, both can eat each other's food as both adhere to the same dietary restrictions.

You're onto something here... Maybe if Israel and Palestine just sat down and ate some fucking pork together they'd realize how dumb both their religions are and stop this pointless war.

It's not religion, it's imperialism. Zionism was a largely secular ethno-nationalist movement and the vast majority of Zionists today are Christians. Religious Jews were more likely to oppose Zionism.

I mean, there was a scene about exactly this in Inglorious Basterds

At least here in Germany, that plain wrong. It is just considered Islamophobia and/or antisemitism. Also, putting one discriminated part of society against another does not help any of them.

I mean it's really not okay.

Based on their profile pic, I don't think they would have a problem making the same comment towards a Jewish person

...which in no way invalidates the post you're replying to. Most people would be okay with one but not the other.

Oh 100%, I just think its important to point out for the people that would be ok with the one, exactly what kind of company they are keeping.

A key distinction is that they would have no problem saying this anonymously online but face to face most of these dweebs are afraid to say even hello to their neighbors

Indeed, but saying this to a Jewish person would trigger a reaction from a lot of 'reasonable' people who might see it as just a silly joke when directed at Muslims.

Nope - this is unacceptable.🤬

Decent people see it for what it is, a nasty comment from a rotten bigot. And the rest of us need to make that point whenever we see this.

I've seen it done to both.

What? Based on what?

I'd guess that a very high percentage of the large amount of people who would consider this offensive if directed toward Jewish people would also consider it offensive if directed toward Muslim people.

Probably. My point is that most of those people would be complaining louder if something like this was directed at Jewish people compared to Muslim people.

It’s gross — Im Jewish — they know exactly what it is

Yeah weaponizing the prohibition against eating pork to identify and persecute Jewish people has quite a history in europe. Same bigoted tactics, different target

Nearly got into a scap about that on Friday.

I'm not religious but it is a gross stupidly ignorant joke and it also looks like gross ultra low cost "bacon". It looks so full of water it could be eaten on a Halal or Kosher diet.

They've made some great strides in food flavourings in recent years and you can buy turkey bacon that is like 85% the same taste. Taste isn't quite as strong and the texture isn't quite there yet but it is very close. It's like frogurt.

I’m not religious and I eat what I want but I’m a Jew and I recognize what this is. It’s not about the food.

Ive spent about 30 years or so living overseas, but just in the past year, I see more and more Americans using the term "gross." When did this start? It's a term I used in elementary school. By no means am I aiming my comment strictly at you, Ive really seen Americans of all ages use it.

I'm puzzled by your puzzlement. I'm 64 and it's been common since I was a kid.

I use it rarely when appropriate

Sure no problem. I’ve just seen it used alot over the last few years but have been out of touch with what’s occured in the US. Even people talking to me in an elevator seems strange. It’s nice but just different than other parts of the world.

That's not a reasonable person.

It's an orthodox christian cross not a white supremacist iron cross, the letters around it are Greek and say "Jesus Christ conquers" But they are a turd for tweeting that at Zohran

I've seen a lot of online fascists use variants of Orthodox and Jerusalem crosses in a sort of Deus Vult kind of way. Based on a glance at this dudes profile I'm likely to assume he's not repping Greek Orthodoxy but I could be wrong lol

Could totally be someone co-opting it. I just don't want people to read this and then see Orthodox Christian stuff and assume they're racist since I know the Orthodoxy has been firmly against Nazi/WS groups. I might pop over to Xitter and see what this person's about

Update: He's Greek Orthodox and he's fucking insane and he supports retaking the holy land man.

Their prof pic is hegseth's chest that 😂

It is clearly hate speech.

Jew here. Can confirm it’s Islamophobic harassment. People are so weird about bacon and people who don’t eat bacon. Like, just enjoy your crispy bacon, ya know?

This is why no matter how bad people think antisemitism is in the US, anti-Muslim sentiment is 100x worse

Its not an oppression. Olympics. Bigotry is wrong and should be spoken out against. This just makes YOU seem antisemitic....

lmao

It is NOT ok. Not ever.

Despite everything, you may be pleased to learn that for the overwhelming majority of folks it is not, there's just a small vocal minority who think it should be who have way too much fucking power right now.

It's not okay. In either case.

It's obvious islamophobia. Pure bigotry. The guy is proud of being a bigot. I doubt he's fond of Jews.

Yes if it was an antisemitic comment ICE would be at their door

And if the kids crying for the destruction of their families by ICE were of the right "kind" this would not have gotten this far. We display affective callousness towards each other as if it were a virtue. We need deep reflection . This is terrifying. 600 kids were being taken to the 3rd world.

It's not OK 😒🙂‍↔️

Or a Seventh –day Adventist, who also do not eat pork or other scavengers. These guys just want to intimidate all minorities, and soon Project 25 will start their ruthless persecution of religious minorities. It's part of the fascist playbook.

It's not OK at all. This is just an example of what's allowed on Xitter.

Also, bacon smells awful when fried. I've had to leave rooms several times because someone was making it, and I have a pretty strong tolerance level for food scents.

I think not sharing it with Jewish people is already anti-Semitic.

Would you believe it’s directed at both? 😒

Absolutely correct.

The rank of religions. Christianity, Judaism, Muslims, & then the rest. Then, christians have their own ranking system. My grandma was catholic, #1. We'd get mormons & JWs come by. She disliked JWs more than mormons because they refused to celebrate their kids. Lutherans were #2.

Those are some of the reasons why I think religion is such stupid bullshit. I’ve never understood why people hate others over a man made religion.

Orientalism rots the brain

Being anti-muslim is just as acceptable as being anti-women is in this country. That's what the right-wing wants to instill and sadly, there are leftists who also do this type of shit too. Maybe not as openly or as direct, but it's still there.

no its not

What if you're anti-all Abrahamic religions because they're all basically the same thing and stupid as fuck in the 21st century?

What if? Well you'd probably realize that that's not the same as being against Muslims or Jews or Christians as people.

This. People can choose to stop practicing the evil aspects of religion. They can learn to think for themselves and stop taking ancient books so seriously. And if they can preach "love the sinner, hate the sin" towards gay people then I think they can understand what I think they should do.

Though just looking at that greasy mess could harden your arteries.

Bone petite? What in the Cracker Barrel kind of french spelling is this?

Bacon can bring about world peace, just give it a try.

I can't tell if you are trolling or are just that tone deaf.

Looks like both.

I could be sarcasm that just sort of misses the mark (at least for me; others may disagree).

I’m sorry some people are trash.

Does Jim Kirk realize that he's misappropriating Greek Orthodox symbology? I'll bet not even Pete Hegseth realizes it, either...

Weeeeeeeeeee do bacon better. Beef. It is what is for dinner. ☪️

Bet you've never had thick cut black pepper or maple bacon. Mmmmmmm🤤