ohoho its the fucken wizard...
Hex. Aardvarkwizard. Gender: hesher. Prata med mig på svenska om du vill. They/them (hen!). Cats, metal, games, horror, bugs, Star Trek, playing bass, the band Ghost. Vincent Price poster. Silver Spring MD! I make movies
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ohoho its the fucken wizard...
Oh I mean I’ve been making these just for fun really
Wow I can’t believe you saw Bigfoot
Manager at the hardware factory: great job team! These little nails you came up with are fantastic. Now, what should we call them? Guy in the corner who didn’t help at all, but his dad owns the company: I have a suggestion Manager: yes, Brad, what is it?
It’s just fun. I like thinking about the structure of these things more than j like storytelling, so if I can create a way for people who prefer the storytelling to get background structure quickly, that’s cool
D100 tables of random stuff (gravestones in a cemetery, space junk, mundane trinkets for sale in a fantasy general store) + a whole setup I was working on where you could generate a town around a location or quest with rolling on a few tables
Have been thinking about picking up some rpg supplemental stuff I had been working on, all system-agnostic stuff for generating world/environment things to add background color without it becoming an overwhelming part of DMing
Figured it out it’s Mummy Dust and it’s in drop C. Should have been a logical guess actually
That’s why they call it transit
This is a YouTube struggle meal
I would learn keyboard if I had a keytar
I’m sick so I gotta watch my shows
Have been working on my midnight showing setup bsky.app/profile/aste...
I’ve already seen it twice and I already have lines READY
Ohh okay. I was pretty sure it came up in some musician talk and we played it
Was it released as a single earlier bc I swear we listened to it a few months back
Awww yeah bsky.app/profile/aste...
hey they didn't have to draw him like this
Do you need any new harvesters? Asking for a friend
I used to have a Longaberger purse! Still have it around probably, or it's at my folks' house
opened this video of course and got an immediate early 90s jumpscare www.youtube.com/watch?v=khiI...
My ex did acupuncture for migraines so this seems right
This is the 2025 sick day equivalent of watching price is right when you were a kid
They made Charlie Day eat cat food on Hot Ones
Watching all the dumb shit I get on my YouTube front page
Amazing thank you for your service 🫡
I knew I had a better version of it somewhere, just uploaded to do my part for society youtu.be/kG_XXD4SE34
I am so tired and every time I try to sleep I just cough myself awake
A lot of other concerts too but
I would simply attend every Ghost show that ever happens again
please keep watching after they get jesusy, it's outstanding
so far as I can tell this is only available in a hardcoded Spanish sub YouTube video that has a couple minor issues (one bit where the sound cuts out for 20-30 seconds and another where a part 1 and 2 were poorly edited together). The site to buy it seems to be gone www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBQd...
definitely did NOT go over the larp safety tools
"If you reach level eight by next week, you'll be able to join us in the skyclad ceremony" "I uh........would LOVE to be with you in that"
This is also gay as hell lmaooo
this is amazing "Those are the RPGers. We've been trying to get them thrown off campus for years but they're just too popular"
they made a movie of the chick tract i'm going to watch it letterboxd.com/film/dark-du...
Me in any conservative area: I gotta stay quiet so I don’t get murdered for being queer Those guys in my neighborhood:
Oh, this is out of the article, which is naming even weirder ones (I love Warhol’s but can’t really recommend it to most people) www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
And something very few people have really ever done professionally!
LRT I talked about it some when it started but it’s had very little coverage in English: now at a 677- day strike of a Swedish mechanic’s union over Tesla’s anti-union policies
Tesla-strejken, den längsta i Sveriges historia, överges av medlaren. omni.se/medlaren-ger...
When I stated meds at age 38 or whatever my mom was like “I didn’t think MY kids could have brain problems” 🤷
I might well have ended up doing art but I was discouraged for incredibly bad reasons and also told things about how I was expected to be good at school that were super fucked up and I didn’t realize it til years later?? Wild shit. Also unmedicated ADHD lol
I had a weird in-between thing where I was discouraged from a lot of things I liked but told I had to excel at other things that I was good at but didn’t like as much (this was not school, this was at home)
I still don’t even buy that this is “people have seen too many movie adaptations” because the monster is generally at least some level of sympathetic/is portrayed as a creation of a far worse person
“There are some pretty complicated board games out there” yeah I play a lot of them. This one made Gaia Project look like Connect Four
I only slept a few hours but I had a dream about a really cool board game that I will not be making because it was too complicated for any humans to play
I don’t even know that it is the same skillset. I’ve been an editor for 15 years and I am not much of a writer, and most writers I know can edit a bit but don’t have the experience and training to spot a lot of things
soft kitty tummy
Currently so gunked up that I have to pause and catch my breath after blowing my nose. Bear in mind, again, I am not sick! I’ve always had a bad time with seasonal allergies but this has been the worst year by a long shot
Just plain black barrels. And yeah mine won’t be THAT cheap in the end, but even with parts updates and some nice strings (Rotosound swing 66) it’s a good deal
No this was earlier on the Fox tv network forums. It was when David Duchovny had announced he was leaving the x-files; along with some friends there, I hatched a convincing argument that he was going to be replaced by Ryan Stiles of Whose Line is it Anyway
pizzahut
I like carrot cake but I usually can’t eat it because allergies. Anyway red velvet cake
Yeah that seems cool
Considering this
I made a Neil Peart joke to my wife the other day and she didn’t know who he was and she’s a drummer. Anyway we fixed that
I have never heard this definition but I did manage to break myself of it eventually (did have a year or so after a few years of living with my now-wife that I was scared I was “losing my ability to protect myself” or something because I wasn’t hyper aware of everyone’s moods anymore)
The Internet was great once
Once I started a rumor on a forum and it made it into Entertainment Weekly
There was some question earlier about your most millennial belief and maybe this is mine
hey man if you get off the spaceship don’t put your head in that pile of goo i did it like an hour ago and i feel pretty not good
it's funny as hell, I just saw an airplane flying itself with Ride of the Valkyries playing and it's so good
I mean it's still bad but it's also funny in the hokey King way
i'm watching Maximum Overdrive and this would be the worst movie I've ever seen if I wasn't so familiar with the auteur director's oeuvre
I’m making all the goofs and random shit I can. It’s getting harder. But I’m doing it
I wanna play some……..commander…….
This looks awesome, thank you!
HAPPY KNOB DAY
Hooray they arrived! I’m too dumb to be trusted with a soldering iron right now though
Kittys
I think I even thought it for myself until I actually went on HRT and now I’m like oh my god, I was so messed up and miserable all that time and I was convinced this was just how everyone’s life was. Not going back
It’s how they get you
Gross weirdoes I’m saying!!
Ohh so this is why DC has all those guns in the metro stations now bsky.app/profile/aste...
David Attenborough: brief as its life may be, in order to protect its fragile exoskeleton the Spirit Halloween must seek a vacant commercial shell
I think I posted this on Twitter once but whatever
maryland.jpg
transgander (becoming a goose)
Yeah I mean the nice thing is: most people on this site, and even most people out in the world, don’t really care! I play music with a bunch of cis people and it’s not an issue, I chat with cis people online, I work with cis people. Being weird about it is the aberrant behavior
And most people on here are happy to talk about that stuff whether you’re trans or not! Most people are not judging others solely on their transgender status
This is one of the worst things about trans people getting pushed to hidden little communities: I want to talk about other stuff while ALSO not debating my existence. There’s not a discord server of trans people/movies/heavy metal/musicians/cooking enthusiasts, but here I can talk to all of them
this is combo of the regular world stuff + other stuff I have not talked about and I'm getting a little worn out
I would appreciate it if more new things could not happen for a bit please. thanks
She's named after the restaurant where she was found! Hip Hop Chicken, a local institution. It was her name when we got her from the foster and it was a good story behind it
It’s from a sketch about certain things that are illegal to say, which is why people are posting the image online instead of saying the things
I’m also not sure what version they’re even talking about where the monster is the Bad Guy as opposed to the doctor. Maybe a couple of the SEVEN Hammers? Even Whale didn’t do that. Warhol definitely didn’t
I have been seeing this trailer since FEBRUARY I am so ready
I am at home and still very head congested and I really want to practice lmao but doing anything sucks
Ohh look who’s giving a puck
“Papa singing a song or two from a slutty little hammock” is a vibe the entire crowd would respect and possibly emulate.
I had lawn seats to see them last year, would have been a great map tbh
That seems perfect. Maybe even earlier. There are hammocks
I’m making increasingly less sense. Sorry everyone. I’m very tired
There should be a Ghost concert you can take a nap at
They’re still around!! Did a really good live concert movie a few years ago
Yep. Also not super helpful for people who have multi-day holidays
That sounds like an actual good implementation…when we started them, they took 4 federal holidays off the calendar and gave us 3 floating per year so we lost a day off
I’m going to be insufferable