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Jeremy Bailin

@astrobailin.bsky.social

Astronomy, coffee, politics, music, cats, sports, computing. Not always in that order. Canada/Alabama/Arizona. He/him.

created May 7, 2023

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Profile picture Free DC (@freedcproject.bsky.social) reposted

People from all over are showing up for DC. This is not a moment. It’s a movement. We are united in our demands. We are all DC! #FreeDC

6/9/2025, 6:08:27 PM | 6183 2132 | View on Bluesky | view

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If it's the show I'm thinking of, it was Pigface.

6/9/2025, 5:15:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OMG

5/9/2025, 5:58:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finished packing!

Small packed suitcase lying open with a gray/white cat comfortably sitting on one of the open halves like he obviously belongs.
4/9/2025, 12:48:26 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m regularly the only gen x parent at high school events. But I look young so they don’t realize it until I make some comment comparing it to the 80s….

4/9/2025, 3:01:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okay which of you was responsible for today’s NYT Connections??

3/9/2025, 12:02:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been here 13 years, and given how old I was when I started, I *reeeeeealllllly* hope I retired before I hit that point.

2/9/2025, 12:50:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Gary But Were Afraid To Ask

2/9/2025, 12:47:58 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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open.spotify.com/track/288j4A...

1/9/2025, 1:36:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And it appears he’s on here! @ryuuaja.bsky.social

1/9/2025, 2:40:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5. A song that needs to be played LOUD Floodwater, Nitzer Ebb

1/9/2025, 2:30:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4. A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about -I hate to punt, but I can't answer this one, I want to remember everything even if it's painful-

1/9/2025, 2:29:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3. A song that reminds you of summertime Paradise City, Guns N Roses

1/9/2025, 2:20:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2. A song you like with a number in the title 3 Nuits Par Semaine, Indochine

1/9/2025, 2:14:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1. A song you like with a color in the title Black Celebration, Depeche Mode

1/9/2025, 2:14:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will 100% jump on this bandwagon. 1 like = 1 song

1/9/2025, 1:58:12 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Top panel: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
1/9/2025, 1:53:03 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11 days into semester and I'm up to 7 queries to our instructional technology folks asking "How the hell do I do this obvious thing in Ultra??" (so far: 4 possible but I couldn't find it, 2 no longer possible, 1 not yet answered)

1/9/2025, 1:46:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Epiphany: risotto is braised rice I’m sure this has occurred to people before, but I’d never thought about it like that before.

31/8/2025, 11:29:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He also re-recorded it as AJA, and the new version is equally fantastic.

31/8/2025, 2:56:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Roll Tide!

30/8/2025, 7:52:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cats are perfectly evolved creatures, you say? #Caturday

Two tabby cats, gray/white Oreo and ginger Pumpkin, curled on opposite ends of a couch.
30/8/2025, 3:57:34 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feels like covfefe night vibes.

30/8/2025, 1:05:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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cout << nexus();

30/8/2025, 2:39:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is only one correct answer to this question.

30/8/2025, 2:30:36 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slightly diminish a band: Concern! at the Disco

13/8/2025, 5:56:18 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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My trash senator managed to up his game with his reply to my "Impeach RFK now before he kills my family" email: "I believe that it will take a leader like Secretary Kennedy to bring us aback to an American that our children and grandchildren can believe in." 🤮

29/8/2025, 10:06:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 10:03:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will never get tired of the annual tradition of @ngc3314.bsky.social doing goth shopping for me at DragonCon. 🖤😂

29/8/2025, 10:01:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Didn’t you witness a shooting the first day you moved to Tucson?

28/8/2025, 9:15:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh no, that sucks. Hope you recover quickly!

27/8/2025, 4:34:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pavel🐀 (@spavel.bsky.social) reposted

One easy way to tell seals apart from sealions is that the latter have a different number of electrons

27/8/2025, 3:27:14 AM | 371 81 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks, will do!

27/8/2025, 12:16:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The existence of complex time signatures implies the existence of imaginary time signatures.

27/8/2025, 2:09:26 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When do #NashvillePredators single game tickets go on sale?

27/8/2025, 2:03:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wondering whether my generic "Here is a useful guide to email etiquette as you start your university career" announcement will be taken the right way by the student who addressed me as "Hey Mrs. Bailin".

26/8/2025, 6:42:45 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matthew Kenworthy (@mattkenworthy.bsky.social) reposted

Proud supervisor moment: #LeidenObservatory graduate student Richelle van Capelleveen led one of two papers on our discovery of WISPIT 2b, a 5 Jupiter mass exoplanet clearing a path in a circumstellar disk. Laird Close and his team saw it in H-alpha, indicating gas accretion #astrodon 🔭 🧪

A series of concentric black and white ovals against a black background, with a dim red dot in the lower left of one of the paths of a black ring. The ovals are dust rings around a young star, and the red dot is a 5 Jupiter mass exoplanet called WISPIT 2b.
26/8/2025, 11:51:17 AM | 173 46 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are lots of worse AI mistakes, but this one is pretty damn funny.

25/8/2025, 7:21:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I strongly suspect that when he learned that tariffs could be more than 100%, he generalized that to thinking anything expressed as a percentage can be more than 100% and still make sense.

25/8/2025, 4:14:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They also make this truly amazing hot mustard that I normally hide deep in the fridge out of embarrassment.

A bottle of Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Original Formula Flushing Agent Hot Sauce Elixir of Capsaicin Extremus
25/8/2025, 3:35:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The cringiest-named-but-best-tasting hot sauce ever.

A bottle of Dr. Assburn’s All Natural Elixirs Fresh Crushed Jalapeño Pepper Sauce
25/8/2025, 3:27:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You would think so, but Chicago somehow did.

25/8/2025, 2:53:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And ice, of course.

25/8/2025, 2:19:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I could not tell you the proportions, but I must say this take on an old fashioned I just threw together is pretty awesome. Rye, maple syrup, bitters, dry vermouth, lemon juice, and a hint of jalapeno.

25/8/2025, 2:18:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yay?

25/8/2025, 12:15:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Opening credits for the Doctor Who episode Let’s Kill Hitler by Steven Moffat
24/8/2025, 6:17:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's one on every table, so it's what you spend your time doing while waiting for your food. My ex liked it a lot (big fan of good restaurant breakfasts, which is one of their stronger sides) so I've been lots. It's fine, not great, not awful.

22/8/2025, 12:49:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First fall class in the books, and so far it looks like a good group! Too early to be definitive, but vibes are so far positive.

22/8/2025, 12:37:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm someone who normally leans pretty hard into doing professional service when asked, and I'm a hard no if the panels are going to be overruled by political appointees.

22/8/2025, 12:35:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wednesday, Thursday, generalissimos It's Friday I'm in love

22/8/2025, 12:16:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eric Adams involved in corruption?

21/8/2025, 11:50:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? I don't know that they'll save me, but at least they'll figure out who killed me. [Wondering if *anyone* will recognize this]

21/8/2025, 9:37:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's probably more to astronomy than dunking on Avi Loeb but it's sometimes hard to tell from social media.

20/8/2025, 8:16:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apollo gift of prophesy dodgeball meme.
19/8/2025, 7:07:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Random question, do we know when the season schedule will be announced?

19/8/2025, 1:22:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Oh no, the planetary scientists are making us do Drops Of Jupiter again!"

18/8/2025, 11:02:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I liked @baseballot.bsky.social's take that it's MS Now courtesy of MS Paint.

18/8/2025, 10:58:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be brilliant, each one on its own has to be very good.

18/8/2025, 10:55:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I worry about where you’re getting mosquito bites!!

17/8/2025, 1:57:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Random clicks.

17/8/2025, 1:53:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For me this is undoubtedly The Cure.

17/8/2025, 1:43:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's looking like those Rockies games again.

16/8/2025, 8:24:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's only a slippery slope if you asked for the oil & vinegar.

15/8/2025, 1:48:20 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Chapin (@laurachapin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Assault with a deli weapon

15/8/2025, 1:24:04 AM | 995 129 | View on Bluesky | view

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How long since they played a game that short?

14/8/2025, 9:30:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slightly diminish a band: The okay okay bosstones

13/8/2025, 11:11:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slightly diminish a band: Teenage Boys with a Single Hat

13/8/2025, 11:08:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slightly diminish a band: Concern! at the Disco

13/8/2025, 5:56:18 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slightly diminish a band: The Plausible Retirees of Mu Mu

13/8/2025, 2:59:27 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slightly diminish a band: A band

13/8/2025, 2:01:27 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alaska? Seems at least as likely as Texas.

12/8/2025, 4:52:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly, it's probably the case that if you were designing a course shell from scratch, it would be okay. The problem is trying to transition a course from the old UI to the new one, because you made specific design decisions that make less sense now.

12/8/2025, 4:40:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmph, the number of emails I've sent our center for instructional technology this week has been... high. About a 50/50 mix between "Yes this works fine once you find the right setting" and "No you can't do that anymore."

12/8/2025, 2:27:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know how much is curmudgeonly "This isn't the way it used to work", but content folders sure seem less useful.

11/8/2025, 6:52:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"If they're making us switch to Blackboard Ultra, that must mean that the UI is better, right? It couldn't possibly be a massive downgrade, could it?" WTF were they thinking?????

11/8/2025, 5:02:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Smeagol and Gollum Are Dead. Gollum spends the whole journey flipping a dead fish and calling heads.

11/8/2025, 2:23:17 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love oral exams! I use them whenever I can. I also have 150 students in my intro class.

10/8/2025, 1:42:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their parents are paying a lot of money for it. Them, not so much.

10/8/2025, 1:40:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am tempted to show this semester’s students the data. “My spring class used LLMs. They averaged 57% on exams. Do you want to average 57%?”

9/8/2025, 9:59:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had the class from hell last semester (dramatically worse than any other class I've ever had, including through covid). I'm hoping it was just a one-off, but definitely got some dread as I'm doing my syllabus today.

9/8/2025, 6:47:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't forget "Roesevelt" who was president from 2917 to 1922!

9/8/2025, 1:58:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(And I somehow don't think that it was the lack of trans men that they were worried about)

7/8/2025, 10:18:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do know of a specific case recently of a university refusing to submit a grant to study breast cancer for fear of triggering retribution because it was only going to recruit women as subjects.

7/8/2025, 10:17:09 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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"We'll give you the money but you have to fire your accountant"

7/8/2025, 10:15:05 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is bad.

7/8/2025, 10:13:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My one use case: helping practice an uncommon language I am learning. It doesn’t need to be correct about content, it just needs to respond plausibly. That’s exactly what they’re good at! I have yet to find a second use case.

7/8/2025, 1:33:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only reasonable use of LLMs is when it’s fine if the answer is wrong. Those use cases exist, but apparently not what people typically do with them.

7/8/2025, 1:31:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My grandfather took a course from him in university and would always talk about it.

7/8/2025, 1:23:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t think there’s anything prohibiting him from doing whatever nonsensical count he wants now and calling it a census as long as an actual census that counts all persons happens in 2030. It wouldn’t have any legal status wrt redistricting but might have propaganda power.

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@graphcrimes.bsky.social

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And the most visible parts are very dense.

7/8/2025, 12:42:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ISWYDT

7/8/2025, 12:33:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Ji (@alexji.bsky.social) reposted

We’ve got a new zooniverse program called Dwarf Quest! Help us find members of our Milky Way’s galactic entourage in data from the Dark Energy Camera www.zooniverse.org/projects/ywy...

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5/8/2025, 1:11:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think about 3 inches below your shoulders would look great. But whatever feels good to you will look the best!

5/8/2025, 2:19:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clearly I am infringing on your patent.

5/8/2025, 1:55:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel like this should be from @cpsc.gov

4/8/2025, 6:10:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wouldn’t expect anything less!

3/8/2025, 8:58:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And from another one!

3/8/2025, 5:09:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy fellow Aug 3 birthday!

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