Picked up Randall Cunningham and Marshall Faulk in my NFL Fantasy Draft. It's over for you hoes
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Picked up Randall Cunningham and Marshall Faulk in my NFL Fantasy Draft. It's over for you hoes
I can’t believe I’m saying this but the Angels are right. They should tear down Minute Maid Park and build a new stadium (to exorcise the ghosts that clearly inhabit it) just for that one guy
The people who self-identify as Hufflepuff or Griffyndor are the ones who really hate it when you call it "Downtown Abbey"
If you turn the volume all the way up you can hear JD Vance yell "Bombs awayyyyyyy" and then cackle and clap his cloven hooves together
Leeds have scored one goal in three games, on a sketchy penalty, and the mf 49ers said “that’s fine” and didn’t do anything today
I’ve been thinking about this for a bit and what, I believe, sets Zohran apart is how much he loves the city and its people. We have an entire generation of politicians who would love nothing more than to kill everybody they govern, and Zohran is a breath of fresh air.
Over 800 new laws go into effect in Texas today. Among them: *Your kids' teacher has to have the Ten Commandments posted for them to read. *Uhhh you can ignore the 7th Commandment *CBD is for lames (not the way Greg Abbott is lame, tho) *Ted Cruz gets Prima Noctae
Who fucking cares FOH
I’m the Houston Astros of Standing Outside Orange Theory and Hitting On Moms After Their Workout: 0-fer
Urbanization: the process of migrating from rural areas to cities and developing land to accommodate the growing population Keith Urbanization: the process of migrating from Australia to Nashville and developing frosted tips and veneers
my favorite color, Dark Gary
That was fun to think about, thank you!
Whole-Ass Chest-Singing/Volume to 11 Songs Escapade - Janet Jackson Stop - Spice Girls Breathless - The Corrs My Favorite Mistake - Sheryl Crow Don't Wanna Fight - Alabama Shakes Bright Red - Butterfly Boucher Bad Self Portraits - Lake Street Dive Malomalencia - Céu Lonely Weekend - Kacey Musgraves
Happy 8th anniversary to this tweet
I hope that (a) hell exists and (b) that we’ll be able to hear Tom Homan’s, Kristi Noem’s, and Stephen Miller’s screams from Up Here
"The only thing that outshines Benny Johnson's greed is his stupidity. It would be extremely easy to charge him with treason." There, done!
These are things They say because they’ve never actually been targeted or oppressed or discriminated against.
I also miss things that aren't actually gone, such as my mother's face when she hides it behind her hands
BANGER
There will be so many Salt Life bumper stickers in pain in Clempsun tonight
Incoming storm in Lubbock.
Mark Teixeira always *felt* like a Republican but at least now it's official (maybe it already was official, I just saw it) www.texastribune.org/2025/08/28/m...
ACU alum here. Please punish them so hard that they stop referring to themselves as a Christian institution
God this movie is terrible
May he heap burning coals on the heads of that university
TCU/North Carolina is like when it's December 29th and you've eaten all the Good Christmas Desserts and all that is left is the fruitcake
Howdy from ass-part-uh-me (aspartame)
Future Alabama Coach Major Applewhite
*Brian Kelly
Look the State Farm ads are annoying as hell and it makes me want to cancel my policy but I don’t know that I’ve ever had a visceral reaction to a commercial like I did that CoinBase one. Just sheer 0-to-100 anger
God bless cHRis carter
Ready for John Mateer to account for 10,000 yards this season
Chip Kelly paces the sideline before the game, searching, yearning for another student to kill
This is what someone who wants to sound like Trump sounds like
Mfer fell off the ICE Monkey Bars
texas going from win fewers to fartch manning
If you told me that, going into the International Break, Leeds would have four points after Everton, Arsenal, and Newcastle, I'd take it in a heartbeat. But one goal - a penalty - in three games is not ideal!
I love Willy Gnonto but why are we firing crosses to him he is 4’9”
Bournemouth putting on a master class in How Did They Not Score There
Ashli Babbitt played Traitor Games and won the Grand Traitor Prize
What does McDonald’s know
1st Long Run in a long time and it was awful. But I thought “I swear to God if I die before he does…”
Damn. Of course I was late to the joke by about four hours
Bonus: if the wet, orange president has kicked it, Jeanine Pirro is going to douse herself in gasoline and ride a Virginia Slim right into the afterlife (Hell)
Looking forward to President Vance becoming the first Head Of State to cry because people were being mean to him online
Shot Chaser
Can't find a still image but Joe Pernice as the Troubadour in Gilmore Girls
Tragically Hip and I’ll buy a Mets hat
Moose out front shoulda told ya
Just because Joni Ernst could see the writing on the wall does not mean that she should be allowed to appear in public without getting shouted out of every room she’s in for the rest of her wretched life. She needs to see ghosts for eternity
Mack Hample
Weekend Viewing Guide: August 29-31 www.leedswilltearusapart.com/blog-3-1/wee...
Cannot believe this didn’t get more traction
Aaron,
Congratulations to Leeds on getting a Bojangles
Fired by the University of Nebraska’s Marketing Department when I spent $3 million on a promo for Nebraska Football in order to film Matt Rhule and Ja-Rule yelling “RHULE BABYYYYYY” over a montage of 2-yard draw plays
I’m running the concession stand at a freshman/JV football game to benefit the Girls Soccer program 1. Forgot the Concession Stand is not air-conditioned 2. It’s Austin Westlake vs Prosper. There has never been this many white people at our field at one time. 3. We are printing money back here
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They don't feel shame, but they care deeply about status. Wanting to be liked--or at least envied--is their Achilles heel. We can use that against them:it's cheap, non-violent & effective. Social shunning of elites supporting Pinochet helped bring down the Chilean dictator: it can work here too.
well you have Croupe, Infected Humours, Vacuousness, Ague, The Horrors, who can forget Sleeping Sickness, St. Vitus' Dance,
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., fav/unfav in Texas, via June 2025 UT/Texas Politics Project Poll. Rs: 71% fav / 10% unfav / 20% neither/dk Ds: 9% fav / 81% unfav / 9% neither/dk Ind: 28% fav / 54% unfav / 19% neither/dk More tabs below and at TxPP website: texaspolitics.utexas.edu/set/robert-f...
Another delusional thing I think is that I’d be good at doing tricks in one of those Red Bull wingsuits
As a God-fearing man, if I had just lost my kid in a school shooting and literally anybody goes on Fox to tell me how I should feel, I’m putting them in a wood chipper
One delusional thing I think is that I’d be pretty good buddies with the lead singer of Better Than Ezra
@eephustosser.bsky.social @houcounterplot.bsky.social [Clears Throat]
Take THAT Taylor Swift
You mean to tell me that the assholes that lost 5-0 to Arsenal on Saturday lost to Sheffield Wednesday - who were almost contracted less than a month ago - today? #LUFC
Thank you!
I can’t believe this gobattlinbears.com/sports/footb...
IT IS THE ECLIPSE
That isn’t it but that looks good as hell
I thought it might be that one but from the trailer I don’t believe so
I know it’s not that one
I thought it was about someone recently passing away. I distinctly remember screaming at a scene featuring a face in an armoire
[weeping] please
I am looking for a movie and need your help. It's an Irish thriller/psychological horror movie from between 2000-2010 (probably). I thought it had Ciaran Hinds in it but can't find it on his IMDB page, colors are very dark and/or blue. Help me
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENS IN THIS SHOW
They got rid of the guy on the Cracker Barrel logo to address the fact that I drowned him in a tub of red-eye gravy
Guiltiest musical pleasure: Charlie Puth I would say “George Michael/WHAM” but I just don’t feel guilty about that
Arsenal just scored again
If @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social was a Real G then one of the scavenger hunt clues would have led you to a leprechaun slowly roasting on a spit
Everyone talking about the Astros getting bullpen help when Ken Giles is just 34 years old
[Trump nukes Los Angeles] Hakeem Jeffries: This is just a distraction from the kitchen table issues Republicans don’t want to discuss
I understand that, in theory, Halloween is just over two months away. But it is 97 gd degrees outside. I don’t need HEB’s “Trick Or Treat” signs clogging up the entrance to the air conditioning
Ivy Leagues ain't shit if this is their best
A Eugene V. Debs Fathead would be more useful than Jeffries
Sorta feel like it’s up to us normal folk to prevent these ghouls from uh being in society
Replacing my previous alter-ego, Blake Standstill, with a new alter-ego: Mickey Carondelet
Leeds Live skeets about this show all the time. I have no idea what Emmerdale is about but every single one makes me more desperate to find it
A Classical Music-themed pizza joint called Carmina Burrata who wants to open this with me
Because once you start qualifying which group of people don’t deserve equality, congratulations on your acceptance into the Doctor of Phrenology program
Hi hello good evening. Middle-aged cis white guy here. My thoughts on trans people are octagonal: if you don’t recognize that trans people exist and if you don’t recognize that trans people deserve equal rights, then you can meet me in the Octagon.
31 #students right now are getting the #books. I pitched in for my own fourth grader and 3 of his friends or others. Any little bit helps. $5 puts two books into the hands and home of a fourth grader. #BackToSchool shop.scholastic.com/viewCampaign...
Literally the worst person to talk about sexual abuse coverups.
James Trafford: already lost the barbershop you hate to see it
Getting thrown in the gulag because I terrified the American Gestapo with the ol “Got Your Nose” trick
You have to go all the way back to April 17, 2023 to find the last time that Leeds United lost by 5+ goals (6-1 loss to Liverpool). 5+ goal defeat combined with Leeds shutout happened twice in 2021-22: December 14, 2021 (7-0 loss to Manchester City) and February 23, 2022 (6-0 loss to Liverpool)
Quisiera morir