Careful. She'll crush on you back.
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Careful. She'll crush on you back.
She never disappoints. Her gif game is strong.
Unhinged @themotleybeast.com
Um yeah
I love whoever the fuck put Little cartoon drawings on animals.
You should probably just come over one day so you can eat all the things out here. We still need to eat a snow ball too. And you have to try the Cuban place.
They can bring their shovels.
See when you say it like that... Might be a little bit cute. I showed her and told she has to answer now. She can't just lurk like a dead parrot on my shoulder.
We gotta stop taking you to museums... Did you know there's a Cafe du Monde here in Kenner?
Best part: She turned out to be an amazing cook too. :) (Yes I am sitting right next to her. Yes she is reading over my shoulder.)
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He said FUCKING WHAT?
I married the asshole that made me do this. @themotleybeast.com
And taste like pork
It's kind of annoying me to be honest.
...cuffs or zip ties?
This bad then?
I need shorts. Ooooooo maybe we should go bombing around and find more shops.
I don't mind the tan. There just needs to be more than my arms.
I wore a Pretenders t-shirt and woke up but my city was gone
I have to get some tank tops. Lol
I know. Especially since you can see the people were seated and facing the stern.
If they were shooting you'd see muzzle flares.
I'm getting a farmer's tan and I'm not ok with this.
Depends on how stupid shit gets.
Which do you prefer? A militant occupying force carrying live ammunition and ready to make you disappear. Or Fight back. This isn't a choice really. This is fascism. The more we "just let it happen" the more he takes.
Marble is metamorphosed limestone. It's a little different. I read limestone which made me laugh.
No. If the Federal government sends guard from another state to invade, and that state doesn't want them .. that exactly the definition of an invading army. That would be civil war.
Nope. It's not. Is it marble or limestone?
*SWAMP oopsied that
You mean a civil war? Yeah. We can do that.
Depends on the limestone be thickness and how porous it is. But if the contractor wrecked it with a hand dolly then... I give it less than a year. I wonder how much we all paid for that.
Lol. Right? IN A FILLED IN SWAP. Jesus Christ they are dumdums
People don't think about how their words work on another. It's never just as simple as "Why can't you just" nor do they think about why you already aren't. You don't deserve that pain, Lisa. You're a wonderful person and don't deserve that insensitivity.
Shit. What isn't? Electric. Food. Water. You name it.
His brain is rotted enough.
There's not a whole lot she can do. She doesn't have the power of a state behind her. The laws are written against her. He just disappear her azz or give her Russian dance lessons. Or she'll "commit suicide". She has to fold and work behind the scenes. For as long as she can.
Oh. Ouch. She's gonna need an burn unit to treat that.
He's not gonna ask for permission.
The base won't be ready for years. There's not any infrastructure to support their mission. Something funky for sure.
Is Pier One still around?
Is it a 3 hour movie?
You'll have to look. I'm getting ready for a date. open.spotify.com/artist/30Qh3...
Awwww lawd ya
Lol youtu.be/sD-zTwi3_GU?...
A cake walk even
Oh well shit, that's ok then!
No singing No dancing No drag No musical numbers That a flat stair master and Mark-Fucking-Hamill. But that's not Rocky Horror. 💋👄
Calm your tits, Brad. That's not Rock Horror anything. No rice No underpants No toast No meatloaf No jam No Rocky No intergalactic transvestites
I have not read this. Saying that ... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
There is no common ground with an authoritarian dictator. The end.
Trump is a buffoon.
Hope he won’t be around much longer Thanks Joe
See it sitting down when it opens on Friday 9/12. #TheLongWalk
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@nicholehiltz.bsky.social Every bit of the man's commentary.
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Head or hand.
He was old. Didn't want to go. I didn't exactly want to negotiate post bite. Eh. I think they look pretty. From across the field. That's Leigh's thing tho. She loves it. Had her own and all that.
What? That's so totally her.
Oh. That's kinda boring. I just mute them.
But then you come out like this:
I talk a lot of shit on here. What are we talking shit about?
I couldn't help myself.
Fowl, Flo.
She's been a huge dick bag lately. Her allergies have been bad.
Jeeeezzzzz one sec lemme block the dick
📍 Genoa, Italy Before the departure of the ships of the Global Sumud Flotilla a union representing dockworkers at one of the largest ports in the Mediterranean - a key stopping point for Israeli goods - said it will ‘block everything’ if Israel stops the flotilla.
Yeah she's dream... Tough as nails. Yup.
At the rate we hang out, probably. Lol.
Mary Dana is a fucking hoot. You'll like her, Debbie Beth.
Next time!
Or hurricanes. Just make sure you got a bag packed. We'll pick you up
Tiffy or me? Yeah. I got a HVAC guy coming tomorrow. He's going to do a report for repairs. Mary Dana is awesome and she's ready to get us a new place as quick as possible. So we'll see.
We have zero intentions to stay in this house. I've already made friends with a real estate agent.
I've ridden a horse 2x First time was fun. Second time it bit me. There was not a third. Leigh loves them and grew up on a ranch. She can ride. I love motorcycle and I'll ride those with ya
It would disappoint you to know that we've been together over a decade and that a lot of those boxes we've had. The sad part is we aren't unpacking. It's been a month.
Eh. We got you.
I like all those letters in that order
The more girls the better.
Reported the insane violence posts and block it. LUNATICLANDED
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I sell these via venmo, BTW. Can email availability. Saving textiles from landfills. One original - never to be reproduced - jacket at a time! 🪡🧵 (For sizes 4/6/8, apologies. I'm the dressmaker doll, currently)
I can be there in... One sec. Let me math
Awwww.
Oh.
Awwww Christ. Why?
Back up. A bowl full of melted cheese? Breakfast pizza? @bluesmobile.bsky.social get here. I got cash, tunes, Nitrous, and girls...
Bogart. Yup.
@themotleybeast.com scroll up. She thinks we're kinda ok.
She'll hate it and I think it's great.
I love seeing good news. Also, if you aren't following the lovely @geauxgabrielle.bsky.social you should. Not just for her work in medicine or charity. Cause she's funny as hell too. Congratulations to the Thurman Foundation on their exciting news and grant increase.
This is fantastic! Congratulations!
Father Ted was a great show. This guy is a lame asshole. Again with the hurting people - and for what? Because they are different? Newsflash: bro is looking/sounding more like Father Jack by the day.
This is exactly the problem with the world. Good people like Melissa exist, but others want to Bogart their way through life.
