i liked graham platner before it was cool.
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i liked graham platner before it was cool.
where’d/how’d you watch it? i’ve been dying to see that movie for years now.
chipotle/starbucks/sweetgreen the gentrification end boss.
fun fact, if you get camp fuel up your nose while spinning fire poi, it will burn your sinuses for two days and make it super painful just to breath. always finding new and unique ways to hurt myself.
used to have a drinking game for every time he said “robber barons” the hospital taught my partner how to treat alcohol poisoning at home to save us the trip.
happy palantir launch week/possible palantir regime change everyone!
every post this user makes is in the role of a character. it is a satire account so don’t take it seriously.
ignore any posts containing keywords: psychic, awakening, enlightenment, revolution, general strike, anarchy, communism, socialism in this user’s posts.
ukg is the house music of breakbeats.
autism is heightened perception. adhd is heightened awareness. bipolar is chaotic energy depression is heightened empathy anxiety is heightened reasoning it doesn’t feel like a mental health crisis, it feels like a psychic awakening.
a fun project right now would be to set up p1rate radi0s. i wont be on here much longer but stay safe everyone.
a fun project right now would be to set up p1rate radi0s. i wont be on here much longer but stay safe everyone.
ignore any posts containing keywords: israel, palestine, fascism, trump, vance, thiel, musk, as well.
ignore any posts containing keywords: psychic, awakening, enlightenment, revolution, general strike, anarchy, communism, socialism in this user’s posts.
every post this user makes is in the role of a character. it is a satire account so don’t take it seriously.
this is going to sound fucking ridiculous but if you give me some charity, there might be a few historic outcomes from here and we decide which one happens psychically. it’s like an energy shift we’re a part of and some of us can tune into it and get signs.
autism is heightened perception. adhd is heightened awareness. bipolar is chaotic energy depression is heightened empathy anxiety is heightened reasoning it doesn’t feel like a mental health crisis, it feels like a psychic awakening.
i’m like that gazelle that gets startled and runs toward the lion for a second.
what even is “chaotic” as a personality trait in nature? i really hope the trope is true that every group needs a wildcard.
they’ve been conditioning us to “you’ll own nothing and be happy” for a while now. is that like a promise or a pep talk?
it would be a fun, but peter thiel and his meat puppet jd vance are the real sinister ones.
technically, since america doesn’t produce anything anymore, trump is the one trying to seize the means of production. commie maga theory.
i have a whole little fake campaign idea to promote my music but also social issues that i wanted to run as a project lol literally “squeaks for congress. anarchy party 2026” and do the whole thing in character. campaign signs and all.
actually now that i think about it that’s probably why chatgpt got the one. too dark?
hey you’re right! no one said nothin bout poopin. i’m in.
i bet if i run an ironic campaign for the anarchist party i could at least get far enough to land a local news interview.
i want to say thanks but i’m ashamed i’m the exception and not the bar. i’m not particularly a great person, i just have what should be basic morality, common sense, and reasoning.
technically, since america doesn’t produce anything anymore, trump is the one trying to seize the means of production. commie maga theory.
also we can’t control the means of production because america doesn’t produce anything anymore. the only thing that could work is a general strike and good luck convincing a 100m people to agree to that all at once.
previous social movements worked because there was a handful of intellectuals and people were compelled by their ideas. after the internet, everyone thinks they’re an intellectual and everyone thinks they have the best ideas.
the problem with my brain being overclocked and my autistic pattern recognition is that i live years in the future and try to warn everyone while they tell me i’m over reacting or don’t know anything. the frustrating thing is watching people start figuring it out too late.
yeah yeah, solidarity and all. i’m with you ideologically, but let’s be realistic here. right wing workers think liberals are communists, liberal workers already think they’re class warriors and we’re extremists. communists can’t organize lunch. we’re too busy arguing theory.
the tech fascists got in his ear and just said “dude, just do whatever you want and when people see how good it is, the rest of the government will have to get in line. like uber.” except the tech fascists are accelerationists and want society to collapse. i think trump is mostly a moron.
the tariffs are going to be a disaster for anyone that doesn’t have a ton of capital on hand to acquire all remaining investment assets when the economy collapses. every economic disaster in the last 150 years happened under a republican administration. it’s always a win for the rich in the end.
teenagers are the class warriors no one expects. rest assured, if there’s an ai, teenagers will break it. if ai develops sentience and decides to destroy the human race, that will also likely be due to teenagers.
no generation before or after mine can say they saw a glass jar shatter inside a man’s asshole when they were 12 years old.
meds for sure make that worse. without meds, i get restless and bored but not productive, when the meds kick in, i just get really focused on whatever task i’m doing. if that’s dicking around on bluesky, i will only be dicking around on bluesky.
i don’t know about them, but funding a genocide using our tax dollars is kind of my first deal breaker in a politician.
tried to feed the homeless but my priest told me i have toxic empathy.
Wow who could have predicted if you just vote for evil and lesser evil capitalist politicians they just enable fascism
if i take adderall before bed, i only need 4 hours of sleep to feel refreshed. i cracked the code to true adhd productivity and for sure early dementia.
leave it to trump still “campaign fundraising” from his moron supporters nearly a year after he had already won the election and made $3.4b since he took office.
the rhetoric from the right is starting to get so much more stupid and extreme. we're so cooked. we're like a 6 months away from them just going "america is a white christian nation and we need to exterminate the cockroaches."
having audhd is like having super powers you can't control, that drain all your energy at random, and also no one understands them and hold them against you because they're all in your head and you can't articulate them.
it took seeing one post from dreamkid the other day to get me to start listening to this song twice a day again. criminally underrated. if The Midnight had actually existed in the 80’s this would dominated the charts for a year. one of my favorite hooks of all time. youtu.be/qIz-9CHVQUc?...
last i heard they were actually super ethical. their drivers make a killing. i chatted with one about it for a bit but that was like 6 years ago now so who knows.
apparently they own a liquor store chain. i’m watching that show ‘platonic’ with my partner on apple tv+, it takes place in LA and they needed to buy champagne for a party and ended up at a place owned by gopuff. i mean, good for them, honestly. i was a day one haha
cummies.
imagine this was my last post ever.
either someone is loudly blasting the friends theme song outside of my house or i'm having a stroke.
my partner is shockingly bad at filling up the ice cube tray. i never even considered as a skill. these cubelets get immediately evicerated when i make iced coffee.
i spend no energy on it unless the candidate legitimately excites me. currently that’s zohran and platner but i can’t vote for either of them anyway so i’ll just continue to glaze them for a while.
i never ever voted except for this past election because i knew what trump would bring with him. but i would normally totally agree with you.
that’s a long one, i’ll have to watch that one later. i want to say i absolutely understand voting doesn’t work under capitalism; but zohran winning the primaries gave me hope. statistically, he should sweep the election, if for any reason he doesn’t, i’ll totally agree that voting doesn’t work
yeah i’m annoyed, i crushed it on threads and had a really cool network of like 1k people in my first couple weeks. i deleted all my meta profiles though. threads is really good at discovery algorithms.
‘glass in my ass’ still haunts me. i don’t know what fucks up child brains more, gore or porn. it was HARD to get porn back then. i got my first debit card specifically so i could buy a subscription.
tempted to still refer to bluesky posts as “tweets” i’m not calling them skeets, that’s just not an acceptable word.
it’s not independent journalism if it’s sponsored by the democratic party. why would anyone trust any of those journalists if they knew they were only allowed to endorse certain candidates and effectively be a mouth piece for the DNC?
ok if a staunch revolutionary socialist who doesn’t follow me instigated a huge bad faith argument with me and then 12 hours later leaves a reply on a recent post, i will for sure assume they’re a fed. that’s psychotic behavior.
i think i know what you mean. it’s the super unsettling thing the meidas touch guys do. they click bait me every now and then and i’m like “why the fuck are these guys so weird” and one day it hit me that they almost never blink.
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. i know nothing about microbiology except for that.
i’m gonna give my libertarian buddy a name so i stop referring to him as my libertarian buddy. let’s say “zach” according to zach, he still doesn’t believe we are under fascism because fascists take away people’s guns. zach, buddy, most of the gun people are fascists. he has a secret militia.
i’m never gonna be able to articulate my full take in 300 characters and i will be defensive when challenged. chaotic neutral. it’s in my bio.
i don’t know why any pro-israel talking heads ever decide to debate mehdi hasan. THAT is what i call a humiliation kink.
like at least can we be realistic and understand that we aren’t built like the bolsheviks? not only will any attempt fall apart probably within hours, but it will likely set leftism back decades.
can we please pick one ideology and support it? i am very much in favor for getting behind democratic socialism. it already has some motion, democracy without capitalism sounds ideal to me, and once we’re established there, we can argue about radical theory later. we’re useless in 30 pieces.
i fear this might be worse than the great depression. like, new world order territory. like, new digital currency, fighting china/BRICS for world power kind of deal. and we’d lose because we haven’t won a war since ww2. NATO is the axis this go around. china might liberate us after lol
she was also a radical neo-nazi who was groomed by a terrorist group that is responsible for grooming multiple school shooters, and the batman shooter, and the chicago parade shooter, but that’s never covered and the FBI and the CIA are very aware of it.
liberals are morons. wealth concentration breaks everything. most of the country is two paychecks away from homelessness. they got too greedy and overplayed their hand. the market only works if people have money to spend. if everyone goes broke at the same time everything falls apart.
fascism is capitalism’s last dying gasp. the good thing is it would be an awesome opportunity to put blame on trump and radicalize a ton of people. the bad thing is there’s probably gonna be riots and marshal law.
i genuinely don’t think we’ll make it to the end of the year without the collapse of the US dollar that would take down all of western capitalism with it. MAYBE til next summer. what happens after that is gonna be the make or break moment. gotta use the momentum to change the system.
no, capitalism is spiraling out of control. there’s essentially no middle class anymore, basically everyone has a negative net worth, and the job market is cooked. every danger stock market indicator is so far off the charts it’s not even worth measuring anymore. quite literally a time bomb.
liberals should’ve taken a different approach on gun control. instead of the pipe dream of getting guns off the streets, make them prohibitively expensive. it worked for housing and healthcare.
motherfucker now my libertarian buddy is baiting me into an argument in the other direction where i now have to explain democratic socialism to him for the 40th time. i get it, y’all all want to be dictators. i don’t believe in dictatorships. what is going on today.
believe what you want, i don’t care. it’s not like y’all have any chance of establishing a communist dictatorship in america anyway. i think all dictatorships are bad and ripe for corruption. sorry if that offends you.
i like how “ai is a powerful weapon that will destroy the world” is either a marketing tactic or a talking point to the same person depending on what day you’re talking to them.
i was born in 89 and stayed til 94. dad was a mechanic mostly, mom was a piano teacher. my mom lived in a 2br apartment with her sister, her brother, and her parents. my grandma is still alive and lives in that same apartment. i obviously personally didn’t experience USSR but i have a ton of bg.
assuming most people are militant racists is pretty nihilistic. usually i get down with nihilism but i also go outside sometimes. i personally dont think people are so inherently evil that they would target minority groups if all their personal needs were met and they didn’t need anyone to blame.
also if anyone hears the term “maga socialism” and thinks “NOOO NOT THAT KIND OF SOCIALISM” then congratulations, you’re one step closer to understanding why people are skeptical of authoritarian socialism.
nothing says “i’m a rational human with grounded opinions” like continuing to berate a stranger you misunderstood long after they stopped replying.
you guys claim to fight boot lickers but you just want people to lick your boots. there’s no honor in that.
i actually think the left is insufferable. i believe in anarchism as an end goal because there is no ethical state. i doubt your authoritarianism will work differently this time around, concentrated power like that typically doesn’t. i believe in democracy without capitalism.
wanna listen to a pink floyd album in 1985 moscow? too bad, it’s banned. if you also go to prison for distributing music, say hi to my dad in there. just don’t talk too much, the kgb is always listening.
i can’t speak on china much. i want to learn more about their actual culture but i will only listen to a working class chinese local i trust. i was born in the USSR, my entire family is from the USSR, and the way the left white washes it, i know they’re so full of shit.
i have a dozen people calling me a racist libertarian based on a couple posts they dogpiled me on out of context. a normal person would put their phone down, but i’m apparently a glutton for punishment and decided to defend myself. either way. leftists never win anyone over.
“let me explain my complex political opinions in a dozen bad faith arguments at once in 300 characters at a time” says the masochist.
platner is a demsoc.
that’s not an excuse, it’s a grounded observation. leftists can’t establish any type of platform because most of us are way too ideological. like, you’re going out of your way right now to attack me and i bet we agree on 90% of policies. it’s beyond hopeless.
the way some of y’all talk on here it’s like you just took down 8 ICE agents liberating a hispanic factory work union and lost your partner in a hail of gun fire.
until anyone has a better idea, yeah, i’m mostly gonna sit and watch the collapse of the american empire. i already stopped paying taxes and my debt. i join y’all at the protests. i participate in mutual aid when possible. i make protest art. apparently there’s bigger activism? haven’t seen it.
yeah i elaborated on that like a dozen times already and i’m tired. long story short, many black people i met and one specifically i know very personally are staunch republicans who think urban black people in democrat cities are animals. they’re products of their environment but we all are.
no, i’m trapping myself lol yeah i know; i never do myself any favors when i make a controversial take. for some reason getting miscategorized by dozens of people misunderstanding me mostly out of context fucks me up since i spent basically all my life in “public figure” positions.
i know! i’m stuck being dogpiled by a dozen people at once trying to defend myself for some reason and i don’t even know who i’m fighting with about what anymore. i want to log off so bad and yet i keep getting trapped in this meaningless bullshit.
adolfus, if you want to use his government name. no i just thought black people were capable of forming their own individual opinions as well and yeah, everyone’s situation shapes how they see the world, doesn’t change the fact that regressive black people exist.
oh you want to give adolf charity by saying he only formed his opinions out of self preservation even though his entire belief system is antithetical to yours, but not give me charity and assume i’m a racist even though i mostly align with everything you believe. got it.
holy shit. i don’t know ALL dead town black people. i’m speaking about the one i have more intimately met and referencing the few others i have interacted with. even the boondocks addressed this archetype.
the one dude i knew personally in the situation, unfortunately named adolf, is a staunch republican, fox news viewer, and thinks black people in democrat cities are animals. you know black people are also capable of arriving at bad political conclusions, right?