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Oh my god, thatās so great to hear. Thank you so much for sharing it. š
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Oh my god, thatās so great to hear. Thank you so much for sharing it. š
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social)
Happy birthday to me! (Sadly, I will not be there.)
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Yes x3.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social)
This is the story of my life, but with jade plants. Anyone want a jade plant?
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
MONSTER SQUAD, yesss.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
One of my all-timers.
Jared Skolnick (@jaredskolnick.bsky.social) reposted
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Adding it to the list. š
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I see it!
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatās been on my watchlist for aaages. Iāll pull the trigger on it soon bc of your comment.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social)
Peter Mullan is the guy you call when you need a tortured/doomed man to lead a group of other tortured/doomed men.
Craig Wallwork (@craigwallwork.bsky.social) reposted
"Gone were her Bowie cheekbones, the full lips, the snub of her nose, and in their place was McKenzieās fist. He had driven it through her skull with such power that Taylorās eyes and teeth now framed his knuckles and fingers." Extract from THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE F'ING BASEMENT. #WIPSnips
Memento (Lasagna) Morty š (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reposted
I hope that when RFK Jr dies someday, someone has been hired and trained to capture whatever crawls out of the body, so that it doesn't find a new host
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Everyone has shit. I hope tomorrow is better. š
Drew McWeeny (@drewmcweeny.com) reposted
Just a reminder from an actual Californian that this dude suuuuuucks.
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This is some *certifiable* shit.
Steve Mullis (@stevemullis.net) reposted
Them: āCities are all rotting hellscapes!ā Cities:
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social)
The Hip Pocket is BACK with Doughboy Nick Wiger, whose name Iāve been singing like Kendrickās āA minorrrrrrrrrrā since we recorded. He brought three anime movies that were entirely new to your girl. Stick it in your ears! (Respectfully.)
Mike X. Nichols (@mikexnichols.bsky.social) reposted
I am once again thinking about John Carpenterās Creature from the Black Lagoon, which featured a design by Rick Baker of the Gill-Man. Universal reportedly canceled the project after Memoirs of an Invisible Man fared poorly at the box office.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
But did you get fucked up?
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social)
Olyphantās Kirsh in Alien: Earth = Mickey in SCREAM 2. Once you see it, hear it, you canāt deny it. Let me be very clear. I love this choice.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social)
Austin - the stage adaptation of We Need To Do Something (by @fuckmaxbooth.bsky.social, from their novel) premieres officially tmw night. @gholson.bsky.social plays the worldās greatest dad. (Nope!) Itās scary and tense as ffff. (Yup!) www.bottlealleytheatre.com/events-1/we-...
max booth is going to kill your parents (@fuckmaxbooth.bsky.social) reposted
i love how goddamn insane @gholson.bsky.social looks in this photo
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool cut from a cool stylist.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah same and same but not you!
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social)
This is my birthday and I canāt be there, so I expect LA friends to show up in my honor. Chomp.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly hadnāt even considered this aspect of it, but youāre right.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
You got it.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
But Shane Black! Parker! I mean, Iām gonna see it anyway.
Drew McWeeny (@drewmcweeny.com) reposted
I'm starting the Ghost migration. I think eventually, everything will live at DrewMcWeeny.com, and you'll be able to subscribe to the newsletters and read them there and visit the Formerly Dangerous Mercantile and Haberdashery and listen to '80s ALL OVER and THE HIP POCKET there.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
Ew Iām sorry everyone else already commented this.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
Well. Because. Wahlberg.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
YES, Rock.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
So cool. š
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social)
Bummed to hear that Emil Wakim wasnāt asked to come back for SNL 51. Booting a performer after one season rarely lets them find their footing, never mind their confidence & voice within the ensemble. Heāll be just fine, but it would have been cool to see what else he could have done there.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
Needed this today. Love you too (and so proud of you!)
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatās an AMAZING jumper. š
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social)
It frosts my cookies when a filmmaker scours Letterboxd & smugly comments on less than stellar reviews. Not everyone will connect with your labor of love. Stop seeking out the negative. Youāre not gonna change anyoneās mind with a shitty āwell uh actually.ā
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social)
Obviously: obsessed.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social)
This is about 1/2 right.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
I love this.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social)
I guess I should finally move to Austin.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social)
Fuck this and fuck him.
Akela Cooper (@akelacooper.bsky.social) reposted
Billy Bob Thornton is doing T-Mobile ads and, look, I know ppl got bills but heās on a successful Paramount+ show. Like⦠Walton Goggins is a spokesman for Walmart now. I guess itās cause I come from an era where actors would have rather been caught dead than do commercials that this is odd to me
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Love you back, @dillythekid.bsky.social š
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
Impossible question. I might make a wild choice and say Heathen just because. What if I said Greatest Hits?
C. Robert Cargill (@crobertcargill.bsky.social) reposted
If you still haven't given FREAKY TALES a spin, you are missing out on 1) Pedro Pascal's best movie of 2025 2) An epic rap battle 3) Ben Mendleson as a delightfully evil fuck 4) The most gratuitous cameo of all time 5) A lot, and I mean A LOT, of dead and maimed Nazis Correct this accordingly.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
RIGHT
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a few least favorites, but theyāre all incredible.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch, Molotov, Red Death, Copy Cat, Warianna
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
You misunderstood me. Maybe this is a conversation we should have elsewhere!
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
Trying to REALLY pick favs and not just ones I like. Catastrophe. Iām Sorry. The Venture Brothers. Taskmaster.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
That makes it sound like whatever it was, I didnāt lose. Which canāt be the case.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
I donāt care enough to hate, but Iām from Massachusetts. Itās in the blood.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
If the Sox and Yankees are playing, I might give it a look, but not really.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
I have lots, thatās kinda the beauty of Hip Pocket movies. They donāt need to be held, because you can just pick another one. Iāve surprised myself with the ones Iāve chosen so far, honestly.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social)
Letās go.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social)
Do any of you good time fools watch Big Brother?
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact they didnāt vote her out already shows they really have no idea what sheās capable of. Give her the money.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
Congratulations! What a sweetie. š
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social)
I read this like it was a verse in We Didnāt Start The Fire.
john freiler (@johnfreiler.bsky.social) reposted
no opinion on woke cracker barrel, but like 25 years ago i was eating there with my grandpa and he ordered a fried shrimp platter. at one point i looked at his plate and it was empty, and i asked if he was eating the tails. "what the hell do you care," he said
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
Ya gotta.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely 100% one of - IF NOT THE - best show ending. (One of my favs too.)
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social)
Drop some Shields.
Graham Platner for Senate (@grahamformaine.bsky.social) reposted
My name is Graham Platner and Iām running for US Senate to defeat Susan Collins and topple the oligarchy thatās destroying our country. Iām a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer whoās seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
I understand that. Youāll figure it out. š
Andy Diggle (@andydiggle.bsky.social) reposted
Inside you are two wolves, five sled dogs, eight Norwegian research scientists, Bennings, Norris, Palmer, Windows, Fuchs, Nauls, Blair, Garry, and Doc Copper.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
If your doc is upset about a particular med not working for you, heās the problem, not you or the medicine. š
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
Please donāt discuss my clothing Online.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
So much love for you and Lights. šļæ¼
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
Could be sleep apnea?
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
Currently, no pets. I had a cat, Bowie, who passed away and getting a new animal didnāt feel like an option for a long time. Iām ready now but my finances are not. But! Definitely more in the future. Hopefully a cat and a dog.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope this message finds you after some well-deserved sleep, happy toddler hugs, and a really good breakfast. š
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
This is my nightmare. Ugh. Sorry youāre dealing with it.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
Very few these days. Which is fine, because who wants to know that kind of thing anonymously? I wanna know all about the feelings with faces, not anonymously. Open and direct communication is š„
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
Youāre gonna have to do better than that. š
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
Very very cool. That single was my personality for months in high school.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
You get it. š
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
I think many perfect sandwiches exist. But I also believe sandwiches usually taste better when someone else makes them, because good sandwiches have lots of elements. Grilled bread, chewy, thin; avocado, cucumber, lots of sprouts; Gouda or sharp cheddar or pepper jack; turkey or bacon or both.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social)
If youāre bored then youāre boring. ngl.link/aundriaparker
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, itās incredible.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social)
Blood on his face. Teeth bared like a cornered animal. āTell him Iām fucking comingggg.ā
Abe Goldfarb (@abegoldfarb.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
If you can enthusiastically back a nominee who publicly shits on trans people and the homeless, youāre an asshole. And it wonāt be the leftās fault if he loses.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social)
My dude IMMEDIATELY pulled Zlatko BuriÄ as "PUSHER 3" the moment he came on the screen in SUPERMAN. Like, damn. š
Akela Cooper (@akelacooper.bsky.social) reposted
What if we are the extinction-level event
LeighWhannell (@conanthecontrarian.bsky.social) reposted
Kid in the eighties, teenager in the nineties, twenties and early thirties in the 2000ās. Fucking nailed the existence timing.
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
100%!
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social)
Why isnāt Alden Ehrenreich bruised from people throwing quality scripts at him at least three times a year?
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social) reply parent
But only a couple important ones. š
aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social)
Love when folks follow me on Letterboxd, hate when theyāre still on Twitter and donāt have an account here. š
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aundria parker (@aundriaparker.bsky.social)
Creatives: read this. We all need the reminder now and then. š