Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Wow! For once, a review goes in the #RedSox favor!
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Wow! For once, a review goes in the #RedSox favor!
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
#RedSox why our pitchers so bad against bad teams??? This is silly. His last game was masterful.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Tuned in late. Anyone know why JD isnโt in the lineup? Hope itโs just a day off. #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
Iโm that old! Happy Birthday to the L&T!
Andi Zeisler (@andizeisler.bsky.social) reposted
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
NO-MAH!!! โค๏ธ
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
He should prove it. Win us a WS.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
I am sorely tempted to shut this sh*tshow off and watch something, ya know, entertaining. #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
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Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
Interesting.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
Sad clowns. Is there such a thing as a Sad Clown Show? I mean, besides this #RedSox game?
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Well this game's over, considering how clueless the offense looks. #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
You know, some days I'm like "Man, Cora's a GENIUS with the pitching management," and other days I'm "AC, WTF???" It's hard to figure. #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
Welp... ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
AYFKM???? May's still out there? #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Wait, what? Nobody throwing in the bullpen yet? Dude can't even find the plate. WTF??? #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
May may be next for DFA. If they can find a replacement...
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
It would be hella satisfying, though...
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but they can prolly Weekend at Bernieโs the guy indefinitely.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Nights have gotten colder, and so have the mornings. Here is squirrel splooting to get some more sunshine in our back yard.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
Iโm sorry you feel that way. I have always sort of liked the Oโs. And I love going to Camden Yard. But Sox fans travel and if the locals donโt care enough to support the team, then Boston fans will fill up the stadium. It happens. Ask Tampa Bay.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
It's been Fenway South since I've been going there, waaaay back in the early 90's. I just about lost my s*t one time when I saw some lady walking around the inner harbor with a DD iced coffee. She was, of course, in #RedSox regalia...
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Wow. Yes. Aroldis, you God. Dirty Water, #RedSox, Dirty Water!!!
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
TY! Dirty Water!
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
C'mon, #RedSox you had BEST NOT make Aroldis come in tonight! Just finish this game!
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
๐๐๐๐๐๐ Giolito pitched a brilliant game! Awesome stuff. Go Sawx! #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
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Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha, I am NOT going to suggest you keep walking in and out of the room! We got us a teensy little lead now. I'll take it. #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
I know, right? ๐คฃ
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice! Was sure it was gonna be foul. SCHWEET! #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
I know, it's only 1/2 inning, but Giolito looks good tonight. #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
A-f*ing-men.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
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Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Wow, where did we get this bullpen from, and can we keep them? Dirty Water! #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Ambient noise in Camden Yard is very loud and distracting, not to mention some mike someplace is picking up random conversations. Sound mixing has total control over this, why is it so awful??? #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Great. Used to like Roger, or maybe just not hate him, and thought he should be in the HOF. #RedSox Now? F* that guy. www.rawstory.com/trump-267391...
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Not listening to the ESPN audio. I hate it when they interview a guy while he's in the field. Playing the game. Which he is being paid to play. I mean, WTF? #RedSox
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted reply parent
once again, i'll suggest that perhaps the reason the broad public thinks democrats are weak is that when confronted with situations that demands that democrats loudly and proactively stand up for their values, democrats shirk from the fight
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
One of those games where I wish you could pocket some of these extra runs for the next time the offense doesn't show up. #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
Watching on my phone; it still says 9โ1.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
I hear that.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Hahaha! #RedSox Hamilton was thinking HR when that ball sailed away from the Yankee's 3-baseman. Glad he stopped!
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Cool that the #RedSox seem to be able to handle the MFY this season. Liking that a lot. Wish I was on the Esplanade watching in the Boston sunshine.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Gotta hand it to LouMer re: Chapman, โJust a strike-throwing machine weapon,โ when he's right he's right! #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
OMG, tonightโs pitchers, all 3, were AMAZING. What a pitching performance. Wow. En fuego, #RedSox! โค๏ธ ๐ฅ โพ
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
Excellent! You have your assignment for all upcoming #RedSox games.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
I had a Zoom just now. What happened to the squirrel??? #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
Rally squirrel! ๐คฃ
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
NY squirrel: "Hey, I'm tryin ta FORAGE HERE!"
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
Precisely. Although I'm starting to feel sorry for this fuzzy rat...
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
Future space pajamas!!! ๐คฃ (Remember to read the alt-text!)
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
That was my guess as well
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
G'Night, folks, I just can't even with this #RedSox team anymore tonight.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Flemming just called this game an eyesore, and I'm in total agreement. This has been so far an embarrassment to all of baseball. Both teams are terrible, but so far, the #RedSox are terribler.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Welcome to tonight's Cavalcade of Suck, #RedSox fans...
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Sure, and now Giolito pitching batting practice. #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
3 errors and 4 walks and we only got 1 run? How pathetic is that??? #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Honestly watching two very bad teams right now. #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Hamilton totally f*ed that up... #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, Linda, imma try this out too. I've tried a couple of others, but found them to be a little unsatisfactory.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
...with RISP, I may add.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
So Duran has another chance to strike out, ammirite? #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
Us. They're trying to kill off the whole fan base.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Dang it. Was hoping to go to bed soon, #RedSox. NOW you tie the game???
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
As did Story and Yoshida. Sad.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
OMFG. Bases loaded, no outs, and the #RedSox fail to do more than strike out 3x. I'm done with this team. They are not, nor do they deserve to go to the post season.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Bases loaded, no outs... #RedSox about to end the inning with NO RUNS SCORED. [smh]
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Broadcast (radio and tv) going up their own asses vs. just doing their jobs. Pissed. #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Oh, honestly, there're fire alarms going off in Fenway Park, and the broadcast team is talking about the Jimmy Fund??? #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Another totally anemic night for the #RedSox offense. It's just as well they don't make the post-season.With this kind of production they'd just be eliminated (and humiliated) in the first round.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
ESPN means the Mouse. Disney is going to own ALL THE THINGS in the next year or so... ๐คจ
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Freakin' Buehler... #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
I does seem promising.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Going out on a limb and predicting another loss tonight. Our bullpen is sad. #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Also getting a little tired of Cedanne not being able to buy a hit. If he wasn't an amazing defender I'd say sit his ass down a while. #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
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Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
I lied, they're squeezing a Jimmy Fund pitch in at the end of the commercial.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Oh, [bad word]! They're doing it again, two [bad word]-ing interviews at once, on the radio AND on NESN. This is [bad word]-ing obnoxious. The radio interview is 100% a commercial, too, not a Jimmy Fund promo. #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Starter melting down again. I'd be scared if we didn't have such a good bullp... oh, wait. #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
So it's your fault! Darn.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Drat! My usual strategy when the NESN crew brings in an interviewee during the game is to switch to the WEEI broadcast, but this time the radio guys were ALSO doing an interview. Diabolical. ๐คจ #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
As much as Iโd hate losing minor league baseball here, this suggestion is kind of appealing.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
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Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. As much as I hate these tight games, I think I dislike blow-outs more. Our offense leaves a lot to be desired.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
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Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
welp...
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
I knew it. Tie game top of the 9th. Dammit, #RedSox, can we have a couple decent relievers? Please? ๐คจ
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
Hope not!
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
Whoa, #RedSox, that was close. We're back to a 1-run lead, and I don't know if I can take another whole inning.
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
We gonna drag poor Aroldis up again? Please, #RedSox, just freakin' finish this!
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes!!! ๐
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
Oh ffs, #RedSox. Is our bullpen doing this AGAIN? I'm too old to lose this many years of my life watching games like this! ๐
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
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Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if it's like in the NFL, where the officials are told to pay special attention to certain penalties... ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
PHEW!!!!
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social)
We leaving Crochet in a little too long today? C'mon, AC, we don't want to lose this one! #RedSox
Auntie Beak (@auntie-beak.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah well...