Post by Chris Kluwe / Redsky

aug 30, 2025, 1:06 am • 1 0 • view

Some might say it would be the greatest day in modern American history

aug 30, 2025, 2:07 am • 1 0 • view

DTD-Day

aug 30, 2025, 2:10 am • 1 0 • view

I’m at the Phillies game rn and I will laugh my ass off if the news breaks as Nick Castellanos hits a home run.

aug 30, 2025, 12:18 am • 20 1 • view

(IYKYK)

aug 30, 2025, 12:18 am • 4 0 • view

There's a swing and a miss he really has that sinker working tonight. Lots of movement on his slider too. This just in, President Trump has died. I guess JD Vance will be taking the oath, there's a blooper toward center field that will be down for a base hit.

aug 30, 2025, 12:25 am • 8 0 • view

IDK but support Nick hitting a homer plus that other thing, I must confess

aug 30, 2025, 12:24 am • 2 0 • view

🤣 My fear is 1) whatever weird stuff they do to him to keep him alive takes time so he has to hide, or 2) they have to get the body double ready and briefed so we don't notice the difference I'm leaning towards #1 because Vance is a shark smelling blood, he can't wait to be POTUS once Trump croaks

aug 30, 2025, 12:17 am • 3 0 • view

There's no way he's dead, because couchfucker-in-cheif would already be ordering new textbooks about how he's now the youngest president in history.

aug 30, 2025, 4:57 am • 0 0 • view

Omg don’t get my hopes up!

aug 30, 2025, 1:22 am • 2 0 • view

I have like admired you since your marriage equality stance in Minnesota. Stay strong, and I will too.

aug 30, 2025, 1:08 am • 3 0 • view

i would celebrate labor day weekend in grand style to the end of my days

aug 30, 2025, 2:25 am • 1 0 • view

Don't tease a girl. I'm right on the edge.

aug 30, 2025, 12:16 am • 3 0 • view

aug 30, 2025, 12:26 am • 2 0 • view

aug 30, 2025, 1:34 am • 1 0 • view

What's your address?!

aug 30, 2025, 12:40 am • 1 0 • view

"When it actually happens"?

aug 30, 2025, 12:18 am • 0 0 • view

Last night, cleaning all the grills moved to the top of my weekend to do list.

aug 30, 2025, 1:25 pm • 1 0 • view

Recalled to the Kremlin?

aug 30, 2025, 12:53 am • 1 0 • view

I’m going to set off fucking fireworks when my kids wake up in my maga neighbors front yard. 6 fucking am, dick head. See how he likes to be abruptly woken up.

aug 30, 2025, 4:55 am • 1 0 • view

Your MAGA neighbors will be like the North Koreans during a funeral. Each of them will try to out cry the other.

aug 30, 2025, 10:27 am • 2 0 • view

I'm gonna be so pissed if it actually happens and my diet restriction after stomach/intestine surgery means I can't chug champagne

aug 30, 2025, 12:18 am • 2 0 • view

Live stream it from your campaign account, and get some donations for your state run.

aug 30, 2025, 2:19 am • 1 0 • view

“Breaking news: Donald Trump chokes on his own shit In other news, the Ewok song from the end of Return of the Jedi has gone multi platinum in a matter of just minutes” Labour Day weekend as a treat would be very funny.

aug 30, 2025, 12:19 am • 9 0 • view

That getting “lucas’d” out of the original is the greatest tragedy of all.

aug 30, 2025, 12:56 am • 1 0 • view

You should definitely be wearing cut off jorts and no shirt. For freedom.

aug 30, 2025, 12:26 am • 2 0 • view

Livestreaming “Chuckles Bites The Dust" No reason ... www.twitch.tv/josiah_burne...

aug 30, 2025, 1:40 pm • 1 0 • view

I'll bring the Don Julio

aug 30, 2025, 1:13 am • 1 0 • view

Why does this have me singing “The Room Where it Happens” to myself?

aug 30, 2025, 12:29 am • 4 0 • view

I have plans to buy a cake from Costco. Hopefully it isn't Monday; Costco closes for holidays.

aug 30, 2025, 12:16 am • 2 0 • view

He had nothing scheduled today. Saw that last night. So 4 days off that we know about. Plus vance saying he’d be good in the job…

aug 30, 2025, 12:44 am • 2 0 • view

Has Toad Face been read in by the Kremlin?

aug 30, 2025, 12:59 am • 0 0 • view

He’s pro putin too. 😒

aug 30, 2025, 1:05 am • 1 0 • view

My kidneys are already fucked up but I guess I could make an exception for this party 😂😂😂

aug 30, 2025, 12:23 am • 1 0 • view

I'm not a religious man but 🙏

aug 30, 2025, 1:15 am • 1 0 • view

Most of the country is praying he's critically ill.

aug 30, 2025, 12:38 am • 2 0 • view

I can bring rainbows, Mexican flags and beer! Lemme know! #ole!

aug 30, 2025, 12:19 am • 1 0 • view

It is kind of weird that Jim-Dave has publicly reappeared in the past few days.

aug 30, 2025, 1:04 am • 1 0 • view

I’ve got ribs in my special marinade. It’s a two-day brine. Come over for the most glorious Labor Day celebration ever!

aug 30, 2025, 2:07 am • 1 0 • view

Oooh, what’s the marinade? Don’t have to give exact amounts, an idea of the ingredients is fine :)

aug 30, 2025, 2:11 am • 0 0 • view

No worries. It’s equal parts orange juice and soy sauce. A 1/2 cup of minced garlic per 16 oz of liquid, and 1/4 minced ginger per same. Blend up and fully immerse the meat for two days.

aug 30, 2025, 2:21 am • 3 1 • view

To cook ribs I like to make a charcoal snake around the wall of the Weber kettle with a piece of apple wood every 6 in. Takes abt 4 hrs to get to 165 internal.

aug 30, 2025, 2:21 am • 2 0 • view

You can do a brisket that way too. America's Test Kitchen has the whole procedure.

aug 30, 2025, 4:07 am • 0 0 • view

Thanks, I’ll have to try that, usually I do a dry rub for ribs and then slow cook them in the oven at 200 for 4-5 hours. I like the contrast between the sweetness of the orange juice and the zip of the ginger - I’m assuming it caramelizes pretty well?

aug 30, 2025, 2:29 am • 0 0 • view

Incredibly well. No bbq sauce needed or wanted. Works great on chicken as well.

aug 30, 2025, 2:32 am • 1 0 • view

Is it because our nation is in mourning for the death of democracy?

aug 30, 2025, 2:08 pm • 2 0 • view

Dancing in the streets, let me tell you.

aug 30, 2025, 12:15 am • 1 0 • view

Front yard Barbecue. I like this for all of us when the time comes.

sep 1, 2025, 5:38 am • 1 0 • view

Im going to party so hard I might not survive.

aug 30, 2025, 12:22 am • 1 0 • view

I don't understand why there's no Is It Actually Happening feed

aug 30, 2025, 1:40 am • 2 0 • view

If you can find a mariachi version of “YMCA”, you should mix that in.

aug 30, 2025, 12:39 am • 4 0 • view

And as the evening winds down, maybe around the witching hour, throw in some Bauhaus: “White on white translucent black capes Back on the rack Bela Lugosi's dead The bats have left the bell tower The victims have been bled Red velvet lines the black box…”

aug 30, 2025, 12:45 am • 2 0 • view

It turns out there are many mariachi versions of “YMCA”. The world may yet heal itself 🌎

aug 30, 2025, 1:02 am • 4 0 • view

I’ve found one that is sung in Spanish and if it happens this weekend, I’m going to blast it on YouTube and hold my laptop over my head like John Cusack’s character from Say Anything.

aug 30, 2025, 3:45 am • 2 0 • view

🙏🏼🥂🙏🏼🥂🙏🏼🥂🙏🏼

aug 30, 2025, 3:15 am • 1 0 • view

If you like Scotch, I'll swing by with my best single malts

aug 30, 2025, 12:16 am • 3 0 • view

I do like Scotch!

aug 30, 2025, 12:17 am • 2 0 • view

Seriously - whenever It happens, it will be time for an extended party.

aug 30, 2025, 12:38 am • 1 0 • view

I would like to caution that the death of Trump just brings Vance and life will get exactly 0% better. There are at 25 - 50 top Republican officials who need to be buried before things are ok again. Also at least 5 billionaires.

aug 30, 2025, 6:01 am • 0 0 • view

Chris that’s great. But the fact you have MAGA neighbors and haven’t dragged them from their house and beaten them to death tells me you might not be ready for that seat in the assembly.

aug 30, 2025, 5:59 am • 0 0 • view

aug 30, 2025, 12:21 am • 1 0 • view

Ooooooooooooh!

aug 30, 2025, 1:04 am • 1 0 • view

aug 30, 2025, 1:39 am • 1 0 • view

Speaking of mariachi music, we should all get a trump piñata.

aug 30, 2025, 1:50 am • 3 0 • view

An actual mariachi band would be even better 🤣

aug 30, 2025, 2:38 am • 2 0 • view

If I could swing it on short notice I absolutely would

aug 30, 2025, 2:42 am • 3 0 • view

If you ever wonder why Chris Kluwe should be elected to public office..

aug 30, 2025, 9:29 pm • 0 0 • view

BLOCK PARTY

aug 30, 2025, 3:38 am • 1 0 • view

IT ftw

aug 30, 2025, 12:18 am • 0 0 • view

I'm telling you, we need to start the rumor that JD Vance's people are poisoning him!

aug 30, 2025, 1:19 am • 6 3 • view

😂😂😂

aug 30, 2025, 1:24 am • 2 0 • view

Chris, that much tequila and you might die. Maybe make it a thimblefull, you'll still get hammered.

aug 30, 2025, 12:20 am • 1 0 • view

I will drive down from arcadia and join you

aug 30, 2025, 12:30 am • 2 0 • view

So golfing weekend and/or infusion of blood from sacrificed children kidnapped by ICE...

aug 30, 2025, 1:36 am • 1 0 • view

I bought an air horn in anticipation.

aug 30, 2025, 1:47 am • 1 0 • view

I'm certainly not counting on anything, but it does, shall we say, sound like a good party plan for the appropriate moment.

aug 30, 2025, 1:54 am • 1 0 • view

I love this, but I especially love how “It Actually Happens” is capitalized.

aug 30, 2025, 12:16 am • 25 0 • view

I’m going to be so fucking pissed if you make me feel hopeful for something good.

aug 30, 2025, 12:42 am • 4 0 • view

Not that I need an excuse, but I’ll be joining you my Familia Flores tequila!!

aug 30, 2025, 3:35 am • 1 0 • view

Can I come?

aug 30, 2025, 12:44 am • 1 0 • view

Man, I'd watch that shit on pay-per-view. Set up a webcam and take campaign donations!

aug 30, 2025, 12:18 am • 3 0 • view

*Slips bottle of sparkling wine into the fridge, just in case*

aug 30, 2025, 1:40 am • 1 0 • view

Oh hey! Forgot I had a couple of these beauties! Very appropriate. Just popped one in the fridge. Post what y’all are prepping to drink if the news is what we think it is!

aug 30, 2025, 4:46 am • 2 0 • view

A tequila shot *ecery* time they glare? Either you have few neighbors that qualifies for, or tell your liver vaya con dios.

aug 30, 2025, 12:15 am • 12 0 • view

I’ve been in training since 2016

aug 30, 2025, 12:17 am • 32 0 • view

How far can you punt a liver?

aug 30, 2025, 12:22 am • 6 0 • view

Is Hester back to return?

aug 30, 2025, 12:35 am • 4 0 • view

Came here to reiterate that alcohol poisoning is bad. Chug lots of water and electrolytes, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social!

aug 30, 2025, 3:37 am • 1 0 • view

Give em the D-X crotch chop

aug 30, 2025, 1:30 am • 2 0 • view

💃😊

aug 30, 2025, 12:50 am • 1 0 • view

Taco trucks on every corner

aug 30, 2025, 12:43 am • 2 0 • view

aug 30, 2025, 1:23 am • 1 0 • view

Good luck playing soccer the day after.

aug 30, 2025, 12:18 am • 1 0 • view

We’re off this Sunday for the holiday!

aug 30, 2025, 1:44 am • 0 0 • view

Stupid question: What's a lid in this context?

aug 30, 2025, 1:16 am • 0 0 • view

End of availability I believe

aug 30, 2025, 1:48 am • 0 0 • view

Hmm. So he was scheduled to do nothing all morning, then scheduled to stop doing nothing so he could grab lunch. Then back to doing nothing. Wish I could get paid that well for that.

aug 30, 2025, 1:51 am • 1 0 • view

Count me in sir

aug 30, 2025, 12:55 am • 1 0 • view

Wait, so he's disappeared just as Vance's interview was released. 🤔

aug 30, 2025, 12:32 am • 2 0 • view

It's Pope II

aug 30, 2025, 12:45 am • 0 0 • view

Same. Gonna grill up smashburgers for anyone who wants one. For months.

aug 30, 2025, 2:35 am • 1 0 • view

When It Actually Happens™️, imma take a bottle of champagne and my inflatable T.rex costume and become an absolute menace to my maga neighborhood. If I die— you’ll know why

aug 30, 2025, 12:27 am • 14 0 • view

the Labor Day right after the murder of the NLRB, *god* that would be sweet.

aug 30, 2025, 3:40 am • 3 0 • view

It won’t be this fast: catastrophic heart attacks and brain bloods can be instant. My sensible expectation : intense neuro and/or cardio screens. Likeliet: 54 holes of golf and 18 Depends.

aug 30, 2025, 1:42 am • 1 0 • view

I’m still gonna hope

aug 30, 2025, 1:51 am • 1 0 • view

Hospice.

aug 30, 2025, 1:17 am • 1 0 • view

aug 30, 2025, 1:10 am • 2 0 • view

Are we actually supposed to believe there's a chance...?

aug 30, 2025, 1:57 am • 0 0 • view

I will not be partying -- there is work to be done. Conspiracies about Vance taking him out need to be WIDESPREAD and IMMEDIATE. That wedge needs to be driven so hard and so deep that it ends up next to fucking dinosaur bones.

aug 30, 2025, 1:19 am • 2 1 • view

They have to keep him going until after the midterms, or else JD wouldn't get to serve out 2 full terms afterward. Oh, wait, that's in the Constitution, which they ignore anyway.

aug 30, 2025, 3:34 pm • 1 0 • view

Vance is still unknown. He’ll make ChatGPT express Catholic sentiments as Trump’s 3-month gold-plated funeral drags on, until Stephen Miller explains to Vamce who is the real President now.

aug 30, 2025, 1:33 am • 1 0 • view

Yeah, but they can prolly Weekend at Bernie’s the guy indefinitely.

aug 30, 2025, 5:42 am • 1 0 • view

I’ll be waiting until 2:30 am and begin calling my MAGA relatives on their mobile phones laughing hysterically until they hang up.

aug 30, 2025, 1:05 am • 3 0 • view

He probably just wants to post nonstop on TS. 20x a day isn't enough for his attention fix.

aug 30, 2025, 12:35 am • 1 0 • view

He had a scheduled lunch with JD Vance yesterday or Wednesday?? 🤔 Maybe JD offed him like the Pope.

aug 30, 2025, 12:39 am • 2 0 • view

You … but you might die from alcohol poisoning….

aug 30, 2025, 12:25 am • 2 0 • view

Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee Then maybe brats and s'mores and so much whisky

aug 30, 2025, 12:24 am • 2 0 • view

#3

aug 30, 2025, 12:17 am • 13 0 • view

We can do this y'all

aug 30, 2025, 12:17 am • 6 0 • view

aug 30, 2025, 1:13 am • 11 0 • view

yeah I haven’t had a drink in like 5 years but I sure would pour myself a rum and coke when it happens wait, does alcohol expire?!

aug 30, 2025, 2:04 am • 2 0 • view

It certainly does, as I learned when my grandmother was moving houses and gave us the contents of her liquor cabinet which had not seen the light of day for 30+ years (Mainly the cordials and sugary stuff, clearer stuff should keep)

aug 30, 2025, 2:10 am • 2 0 • view

yaasssss it’s the clear stuff 🤭 thank you

aug 30, 2025, 3:03 am • 1 0 • view

I’ve got the Champaign in the cooler

aug 30, 2025, 12:15 am • 4 0 • view

Was in France last October and bought a very nice expensive bottle of champagne that's currently waiting for its moment. It was meant for Kamala's win, it will now celebrate this troglodytes death.

aug 30, 2025, 12:20 am • 3 0 • view

I'm sorry you're stuck with MAGA neighbors. That sucks.

aug 30, 2025, 5:44 pm • 1 0 • view

They’ll probably taxidermy him & AI his voice. 🤭 Prop him up behind the desk in the Oval & his cult will believe it.

aug 30, 2025, 2:12 am • 1 0 • view

Weekend At Donny’s (Universal Pictures, 2025)

aug 30, 2025, 2:14 am • 2 0 • view

What about stupid posts? Has he sent out any?

aug 30, 2025, 1:11 pm • 0 0 • view

So, will this be an official campaign appearance or just a neighborhood thing? 😂

aug 30, 2025, 12:26 am • 1 0 • view

Neighborhood thing

aug 30, 2025, 1:46 am • 1 0 • view

💃

aug 30, 2025, 12:21 am • 1 0 • view

I know he isn't. Doesn't stop me from some wonderful daydreams.

aug 30, 2025, 12:57 am • 1 0 • view

Heck yeah!!!! Ditto!

aug 30, 2025, 2:04 am • 1 0 • view

I will pray to the cholesterol gods tonight…..

aug 30, 2025, 2:22 am • 1 0 • view

@chriswarcraft.bsky.social The real question is: has JD Vance met with him recently? We know that MF's record

aug 30, 2025, 12:39 am • 13 0 • view

aug 30, 2025, 12:55 am • 1 0 • view

Make sure it's a good Mexican tequila.

aug 30, 2025, 1:58 am • 0 0 • view

I’ll bring cupcakes if you save me some grilled meats.

aug 30, 2025, 12:37 am • 2 0 • view

aug 30, 2025, 4:13 am • 1 0 • view

Seems like a good time to keep that Suntori I just bought on standby.

aug 30, 2025, 1:01 am • 1 0 • view

Labor Day weekend is just too obvious, his contempt for anyone who has ever physically worked is the most obvious thing about him.

aug 30, 2025, 12:33 am • 2 0 • view

And this is a man who loves dropping esoteric racist terminology that died out decades ago in all but the most disgusting company.

aug 30, 2025, 12:34 am • 2 0 • view

I'd be going down to PA to buy all the celebratory fireworks I can get.

aug 30, 2025, 12:28 am • 2 0 • view

I will dance on your street!

aug 30, 2025, 1:06 am • 10 0 • view

I will bring Clase Azul and shot glasses! HB. 👊💪🙌

aug 30, 2025, 1:43 am • 0 0 • view

aug 30, 2025, 12:32 am • 2 0 • view

I’ll miss you when you die of alcohol poisoning, but what a way to go!

aug 30, 2025, 12:41 pm • 0 0 • view

I’ll miss you when you die of alcohol poisoning, but what a way to go!

aug 30, 2025, 12:41 pm • 1 0 • view

I've got a bottle of champagne just itching for this orange bitch to bite it 😂

aug 30, 2025, 12:24 am • 3 0 • view

aug 30, 2025, 12:16 am • 36 0 • view

If It Actually Happens this weekend, I'm gonna buy a bottle of champagne. 🍾 🥂

aug 30, 2025, 1:55 am • 1 0 • view

I’m bringing the mac’n’cheese.

aug 30, 2025, 12:16 am • 2 0 • view

aug 30, 2025, 12:17 am • 2 0 • view

Is he tweeting tho?

aug 30, 2025, 2:53 am • 1 0 • view

Shot for shot? 👀

aug 30, 2025, 12:29 am • 1 0 • view

Me, rolling up blasting “Get Up Stand Up”:

aug 30, 2025, 12:47 pm • 3 0 • view

Fucking VAMOS 🤞

aug 30, 2025, 12:18 am • 0 0 • view

Is JD Vance on vacation this weekend? If not, maybe the end is near for Trump.

aug 30, 2025, 12:23 am • 1 0 • view

We aren't going to be so fortunate.

aug 30, 2025, 3:03 am • 0 0 • view

You and me both, brother. Labor Day would immediately be my new favorite holiday.

aug 30, 2025, 12:16 am • 8 0 • view

Thoughts and prayers for your liver… hydrate between shots.

aug 30, 2025, 1:09 am • 1 0 • view

Per the ToS, I can't say that I hope it happens. But I will certainly read the obituary with a great deal of glee. Is there a betting pool on whether it'll the Scotts or the Australians to be the ones to publish "The Orange Cunt Finally Kicks It"?

aug 30, 2025, 2:29 am • 1 0 • view