Can we have this guy be NYC mayor *and* 12th District House Rep?
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Can we have this guy be NYC mayor *and* 12th District House Rep?
Has Vice President Chubby Cheeks ever expressed gratitude to Amy “Tiger Mom” Chua for talking him into writing that crappy book, the only reason he’s not a sub-mediocre lawyer toiling in obscurity?
Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
It should be a crime to go out in public looking like this
Fantastic piece Chad. Would love it if Freddie came on over to Bluesky.
Roy White, criminally underrated
🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞 #LaborDayWeekend
2009 New York Yankees Playoff Stats: Mark Teixiera batted .180 with 2HRs 8 RBIs WS MVP Hideki Matsui batted .349 with 4HRs 13 RBIs Immigrants get the job done 🏆
Once they realize he never takes off the mask he'll get re-assigned to Homeland Security.
And, unlike Mr. Ed, I'll bet he couldn't have hit Koufax youtu.be/NlVr45CHOuA?...
Funny how Mr. Texas was still dining out in Greenwich....last month. www.greenwichtime.com/news/article...
And this is perfect: bsky.app/profile/vodk...
Couldn’t stand this douchebag even before he jerked around the Sox front office for negotiating leverage w/the Yanks so it’s nice to get confirmation that he’s as big a POS as I suspected. He grew up in Maryland & lived in Greenwich for years. Big phony. So glad he’ll never sniff the HoF.
Monarez is playing her weak hand perfectly, and should be a model for institutional resistance for the next four years: 1. Make them fire you 2. Don’t go along to get along 3. Don’t apologize, have confidence in your own integrity and the importance of your role 4. Always escalate the conflict
Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title Tom Clancy's Great Expectations
Very disappointed in you. While others like Lisa Cook and Governor Pritzker are fighting back and rising to the moment, you are betraying the citizens of The District, in particular your most vulnerable constituents, with this shameful capitulation. bsky.app/profile/jben...
I see Donnie Dementia is playing the greatest hits this morning. But really, it’s the woke universities that are antisemitic. George Soros is 95 years old. The Right is really gonna miss him when he’s gone.
Coward Nutlick
I feel like I sent out the bat-signal bsky.app/profile/erik...
Hoping @erikloomis.bsky.social has the obit all teed up for this one.
When asked for a comment, St. Peter replied, “LOL. No, wait a minute, make that LMAO!”
Hey NYC, here’s a great example of why @mayorwu.boston.gov is so awesome. You can have nice things too if you elect @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social this fall instead of those incompetent, corrupt DINOs Cuomo and Adams.
darth™ NOW
I thought Donnie Dementia was going to end this war on day one of his presidency? Wait, you mean, he was lying?
And of course, Bobby's been fighting the good fight for a long time... www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/robe...
Obligatory... youtu.be/ZlxMH_5SCRI?...
Happy 82nd birthday to Robert DeNiro, my catcher Bruce Pearson in the film adaptation of Bang the Drum Slowly. The story is that Pacino was originally cast as Bruce, but Coppola wanted Al for The Godfather & gave up Bobby in order to get him. Bruce saying "Hoo-Ah Arthur!" would've driven me nuts!
How is that Putin can play Trump like a marionette, but every law firm partner and university president folds like a deck of cards to that fool?
Yeah but they didn't do anything that really compromised national security like emailing risotto recipes using a private server.
Edgar must have finally gotten bored with inhabiting RFK jr.
2020 Hall of Fame inductees ranked by career & peak season WAR: 1. Larry Walker career 72.7, peak 9.8 2. Derek Jeter career 71.3, peak 8.0 3. Ted Simmons career 50.4, peak 5.5
Absolutely disgusting that this oppressive tyrant who uses force against his own citizens and expresses the desire to annex sovereign nations is standing on American soil. Oh, and it’s disgusting that Putin is there too.
New York is a dystopian hellscape where nobody dares to leave their apartment gothamist.com/news/call-it...
The guy using the US military against American citizens is not a peacemaker. He's a fascist tyrant.
Attn: @jaketapper.bsky.social
I love this so much and I am absolutely tearing up about it. The gentleness and plainness of this, the way he just lets her be her (and she seems so damn lovely, who wouldn’t?), the generosity. It isn’t going to solve the world’s problems, but this kind of humanity is a hell of a start.
No idea who Charles Fain Lehman is but that name screams “pretentious twit”. And Trump already pardoned the terrorists who made the District unusually unsafe on January 6th, 2021.
Frankie Alvarez...can't stop him, can only hope to contain him.
Was gonna post a gif from Idiocracy but like 25 people beat me to it.
Shoulda known the @nytimes.com would make me regret saying something positive about one of their reporters before the night was over. bsky.app/profile/mari...
Credit where credit is due to Peter Baker. This is exactly how journalists should be reporting on this despotic, criminal POTUS all the time.
Just realized I was confusing her with Rachel Bade although they could very well be the same person.
Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed.
One thing we know for certain: no Trump appointee will ever push for the reinstatement of Prohibition.
I’m no fancy communications consultant but it seems to me the Democrats should spend the day all over the media pointing out that Donald Trump pardoned the most violent criminals that D.C. has ever seen.
Violent crime in DC peaked on January 6th, 2021.
You sure about this, Google?
Mario Cuomo was far from perfect but I always respected that he held mostly progressive views and legitimately believed that you run for public office in order to improve people’s lives. I’d like to think he would be very disappointed that his eldest son ended up an entitled, incompetent dipshit.
The big difference being Phyllis Diller had self awareness.
Who knew goggle-eyed homunculus Scott Walker (h/t to the great @theshebeen.bsky.social) was still alive? The wingnut welfare circuit never truly ends.
So when is the media going to start asking what Big Balls was doing out on the street with his “friend” at 3am on a Sunday?
If they're still talking at all about the Kennedy family in 50 years it should just be to point out that Old Joe was a Nazi sympathizer and that this brain-wormed nepo-baby psychopath inflicted mass death & suffering upon the US. Any good work Ted ever did in the Senate is negated 100x over by this.
Attn: @jaketapper.bsky.social
Played for teams in all 4 existing divisions in a single season, has to be a record. Mets traded him the same day they sent Seaver to Cincinnati, effectively announcing they were becoming a AAA team. Always believed the only reason the Yanks traded for him was to play in a Sept series at Fenway.
Happy 46th anniversary to the time I goaded a bunch of Met fans into heckling Dick Young for his role in getting Tom Seaver traded out of NY as he tried to introduce Willie.
*taps the sign* bsky.app/profile/auth...
It must be really tough for garden variety GOP narcissistic sociopaths like Ol' Bobble-throat Cotton to get the attention they crave with Trump constantly sucking up all the oxygen in the room.
It has been the honor of my life to serve as Commissioner of BLS alongside the many dedicated civil servants tasked with measuring a vast and dynamic economy. It is vital and important work and I thank them for their service to this nation.
I completely agree with you Tyler! The way the Sox just swept the 'Stros out of Fenway? Totally uninteresting! Too bad Craig Breslow isn't bold and decisive enough to take on the contract of a 30 year old with a .700 OPS and zero WAR this year who's still owed another ~$70mm.
This aged poorly: bsky.app/profile/tyle...
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
He thinks he looks like Young Elvis so checking out like Old Elvis tracks.
Attn: @jaketapper.bsky.social
How many decades has it been since Trump even *walked* a mile?
This is a horrible idea. When I commute into NYC for work early morning I buy my ticket the night before to avoid the morning rush. There is no reason for this change. You are hurting your riders for nothing.
He’s turned off replies but ‘may’ is doing a lot of work here. Seems like it’s much more of an indictment of Eric Adams and the people currently in charge of NYPD, along with the lax gun laws in Nevada and weak GOP policies regarding firearm regulation. None of which can be blamed on Mr. Mamdani.
Decent score going with all Sox today. Love using Yaz and Pudge at 3B and Dewey at 1B.
Hadn't seen this before: Black Sabbath doing 'Paranoid' on Letterman in '98. They sound great (even if you're not into metal), audience is REALLY into it, & best of all Ozzy looks SO happy. Then at the end Dave asks a befuddled Ozzy if he's been doing any fishing 😄 RIP Ozzy youtu.be/Lk8NJesBXzU?...
Without looking it up I now know that Scott Boras is Spencer Jones’ agent.
Putting on the foil coach!
Best thing about pro wrestling was the Iron Sheik’s twitter account.
This is the best thing I've seen all week
Looking forward to the “STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!” Act.
Eh, I’m kinda like Seinfeld; everything I know about opera I learned from Looney Tunes.
Perfect view of The Miz
Frankie Alvarez is back, and he’s back big!
To pay proper tribute to its new namesake, the Opera House will be putting on rotating productions of La traviata, Manon Lescaut, and Lulu.
The guy who cynically convinced multiple generations of Americans that government doesn't work by installing a bunch of incompetent Republicans to sabotage it?
You’re probably giving the Times too much credit on this one. It ‘appears’ that Peter Baker is a tad less than 100% certain it’s AI generated: bsky.app/profile/pete...
we will look back on this era and realize the student newspapers were the free press. www.thedp.com/article/2025...
Peter Baker “appears” to be finally having a tiny bit of remorse at how much he and the @nytimes.com helped Trump with 1001 “EMAILS!” “BIDEN OLD!” stories.
You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
Fair
Wish he had done that to Gossage in the 8th inning on 10/2/78.
And yeah I'm a big nerd so I wore this
And towards the end their expressions as the camera lingers on their faces. Without saying a single word you see Quint finally realize that he’s more than met his match in this powerful, highly intelligent creature. Just incredible acting.
Like everybody, I've seen it on tv several times, but watching it on the big screen as a (late) middle age dad, several scenes hit differently than when I was little. The pain of guilt on Martin's face after Mrs. Kinter confronts him, and the look of sympathy as Matt Hooper looks on.
Still thinking about how much I enjoyed this. Had a big goofy grin on my face the whole time, laughed too loud at every one of Quint's barbs at Brody and Hooper. Felt very nostalgic and got a little verklempt thinking about seeing it in the theatre with my family as a kid.
Saw Jaws on the big screen for the first time in 50 years and then met Robert Shaw’s nephew so it was pretty much the perfect summer evening.
every argument on blue sky should be settled with a home run derby
Pretty shameful that Bloomberg TV gave airtime to Trump’s cocaine-addled failson to pimp his MAGA VC grift. Really like Romaine Bostick and felt bad that he got stuck with this assignment. Hordern on the other hand always comes off like she's auditioning for Fox Business.
Absolutely disgusted to see Cocaine Jr promoting his VC grift on Bloomberg.
Kirsten Gillibrand and Ruben Gallego weep.
.809 OPS in 14 all star games. He kinda owned Seaver, got hits against him in 3 different ASGs
Lol he actually thinks this makes it better frontofficesports.com/bill-ackman-...