The chalkers should do a rainbow a mile away from this place…..in every direction!!
The chalkers should do a rainbow a mile away from this place…..in every direction!!
Someone should sneak into the FHP lot at night and rainbow the ass end of their hoopties.
At least they have coffee and donuts nearby to help their dangerous detail.
Wow!
Everything in your country is so unrealistic now that it takes me ten minutes per post to check if it’s not a hoax.
Sheer insanity.
This is a gross abuse of the fhp. They should not be in town. Policing a crosswalk.
Caught one of my daughters drawing with chalk on the sidewalk. I immediately put her in a chain link cage.. trying to find her a one way flight to Uganda.
As well you should. And not on a commercial flight either. A C-140 cargo plane with no seats.
They should start painting every other sidewalk and trick Florida into proper pedestrian safety. Then while they are distracted with every other crosswalk BAM, back to painting pulse. They’ll never expect it.
I wonder what they would do if some small children started coloring in the crosswalk with chalk?
Outcome depends on the level of brown the children are
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Based on my experience as a kid, probably pin them down, face against the asphalt, and start beating them.
Depends on the colors. Of the children.
Ron DeSantis is the pissiest governor in the country.
and you know...those officers are all on overtime
"How was your day of policing, Honey?"..."Well dear..I rounded up a bunch of scum sidewalk chalkers.. between the ages of 4 and 10!" Trump's America folks!
Not picking up litter? No glamour being a patrol trooper then! Maybe they'll join ICE or develop bone spurs.
I’m certain guarding crosswalks was at least a week of training at the FHP Academy, so they are putting their skills to work. Go Meatball Head Go.
I would be stupid to post what I think should happen/what I would like to do to DeSantis
They actually put cops in a donut shop??? Were they being unintentionally ironic or did they figure the cops wouldn’t even be noticed there??
Not really helping that 'pigs love donuts' stereotype, but I digress. This is such a good use of your tax money, Florida. Don't let the dangerous scary people use dangerous scary sidewalk chalk that washes away with the dangerous scary rain get the better of you. Are we making Florida great again?
FDOT has infinite budget for this but no money can be found for not making Central Florida the deadliest place to be a pedestrian in the country
Taxpayers' money at work Not for public safety But to Guard a crosswalk from ..... colors 💸💸💸💸💸💸💸 🤦♂️🤦🤦♀️🤦♂️🤦🤦♀️🤦♂️
A large group of pre-schoolers should arrive every day with boxes of chalk in rainbow colors 🌈 Let's see them try to arrest pre-schoolers Daily Taxpayers should be outraged paying for 7 state troopers to sit in a donut shop all day to guard a crosswalk from "color"
Problem is, Florida cops have no problem arresting children. They'll even hit them with their cars first. youtu.be/0EfOLCjj3ho?...
American cops have no problem brutalizing kids. They have before and will again. This isn't a "gotcha" because it won't stop them and it won't lead to any meaningful change or punishment because it'll be buried by the new media, like all of their unprovoked violence during civil rights protests.
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So many nice color options
I regret to inform you that we have plenty of videos of police officers brutalizing kindergartners already.
You ever hear of Tamir Rice? Cops will shoot the kindergartners then claim they thought they were teenage gang members.
Nah. I don't want to use children to push my beliefs. I saw that from the other side with small children holds signs for the street pr0phets in front of my church, and it's just sad to see. When they are old enough to want to help then sure.
This is so pathetic. Ron DeSantis is afraid of rainbow colors. What a loser.
He's such a snowflake
This is just waiting for someone who's seen American Graffiti to realize they can do the funniest thing.
❤️😂
From their “office” 😂 🍩
What a great use of taxpayer dollars /s
They’re probably all eating donuts.
Instead of chalk on my sidewalk, I'm using little segments of bright blue masking tape to 'write' words like Epstein. It sticks even harder when you step on it.
Losers.
i would simply draw rainbows on everything
dunkin donuts. a little on the nose
That sign kind of makes it sound like defacing the highway patrol troopers is allowed
I wonder how many bananas fit in a modern police car tailpipe.
Your tax dollars at work.
Commence countdown until DeSantis orders water-dropping aircraft to protect Floridians not from wildfires, but from dangerous thoughts scrawled onto sidewalks with chalk.
Lotta wealthy maga in FL solely because it has no state income tax.
There's property taxes and sales tax. They're regressive taxes but it's not like there's no taxes at all.
Lotta not-so-wealthy folks in FL paying sales tax to support this sh*t...
Higher overall taxes with all state taxes and fees, not just state income tax Texas property taxes are double California's Higher homeowner insurance rates "10 states with the poorest quality of life" Cato Institute ranks Texas 50th in personal freedom www.freedominthe50states.org/personal/texas
And property taxes
DeSantis pays cops out of pocket that's crazy.
No state income tax, but lots of "fees" for basic legal things (driver's license renewal, car registration renewal, etc)
Higher overall taxes in red states like Texas avoiding wealth income tax! And "Liberal policies keep blue-state residents living longer" "Republican-controlled states have higher murder rates" Crimes per 1M trips * NYC: 1.3 * Dallas: 38.0 "Texans 17% more likely to be murdered than Californians"
well fudge i live in Kansas and pay income tax, property tax, sales tax, yearly fees and taxes for the cars, DL renewal $$ every 6 years…
Lots of states have those
Yep. Every single one.
None of those are free in NY!
But the Cost of living is higher. 🇪🇺🇮🇪🇨🇦
They pay way more for mortgage insurance and property taxes. But they get to tell themselves they are sticking it to the gov, so they are fine with it.
Exactly, Florida places the tax burden on the middle class and poor.
Fascist Florida
you know what else florida is? transphobic.
We don't pay state taxes here but we do pay a sales tax.
He always looks sweaty, like he’s going to cry. Like someone just fished him out the wastewater treatment facility by the airport or the one off Lake Bradford. Does he know he walks around with something on the tip of his nose? Surely many have told him by now
Classic cops, doing their police work from the parking lot of a dunkin donuts.
Because Florida of all places has absolutely no other issues or crimes!
“The thin blue line”
WHAT a GIGANTIC WASTE OF FLORIDA TAX DOLLARs … TO SUIT ONE GUY’S WARPED IDEA OF WHAT IS “RIGHT.”
How many of those troopers are queer or loves someone who is?
Wait until they decide to round up all the children playing hopscotch.
The next step in this situation is for groups of activists to *pretend* to be writing chalk messages on the sidewalk, and get hassled by cops (on video) for the appearance of writing sidewalk graffiti Bonus points for wearing tricorn hats or 18th century style wigs
Time to hit all the ones they aren't watching
Hey, Florida! Someone should find out the daily cost of this operation and make an attractive, maybe 🌈 colored, sign giving daily updates on the cost of the FCP.(Florida Crosswalk Patrol) Take shifts, ensuring the sign is there all day, every day.
Wow. All night too?
only seven? Can we get it up to fourteen? A cop watching chalk is a cop not shooting anyone!
They get to the station, get out of their cars and seeing 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈s & 🌈🌈s ....LMAO. All day watching and right on their butts: POW! TAGGED like a little beeoatch.
#FRD
Cops at 6:00am in front of SEE Alliance in #Sarasota dearbubbie.substack.com/p/protecting...
What a bunch of assholes.
Did you florida started up its own DOGE division to track wasteful spending? Meanwhile desantis is literally wasting tax dollars so fhp can "protect" a crosswalk from being chalked. This is in addition to him having wasted $218,000,000 on the now shut down "alligator Alcatraz"
oh it got shut down? Thank fuck
Got sued by the Miccosukee nation and two environmental groups, a judge found that the site couldn't pass any of the requisite inspections, had no permits or plans for environmental impact, and ordered it shuttered.
Good ol' building regulations...
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to watch paint dry. This recording won’t self-destruct but I may bang my head against the wall because Jesus Christ I used to be proud of being a Florida trooper.
You were naive to have felt that way - this is why ACAB.
I was writing the dialogue of the person talking to the troopers.
Pigs
How many do you reckon would leave if there was a mass shooting nearby? I'm thinking it's significantly less than seven.
Where is DOGE when we actually need them?
Can you do a FOIA to figure out how much they’re paying these guys to sit there?
Two thoughts, unconnected. The Police have mentioned how they have more trouble dealing with multiple smaller events rather than one big one. There are other crosswalks.
THIS. Go put rainbows on random crosswalks in random neighborhoods. CONTINUOUSLY.
In a few years - Desantis outed as gay
I don't know which is more pathetic: Paying cops to stop colourful chalk which would wash off in a rain anyway, Or being one of those cops.
Watching from where again? The two places you'd expect?
If safety really is the objective, FDOT needs to step up the maintenance on all of the worn out pavement markings around the state.
• chalk a crosswalk 1/2 km away. • call 911 & report a criminal defacement. • the dunkin’ protection crew respond code 3 • ze resistance zen chalk sabotage ze crosswalk
Draw one of those thin blue line flags.
But add rainbow colors, so they’re conflicted on what to do.
Chalk **every other crosswalk** that the cops aren't watching
Do the ones in the cars get to rotate into the Dunkin spot, or is that a strict seniority thing?
I'm no mathematician, but it sounds to me like there's more queers in Florida than there are guards!
Start drawing pro maga chalk art and see how quickly that (isn't) enforced
Harass the pigs. Demoralize the fascist fucks.
“white chalks only”
To be honest I'd just be taking a nap in my car if assigned to that shit
MAGA priorities, laid bare. Symbols > people.
theyre so mad lmao. start chalking up other crosswalks
What a thoroughly impressive level of pathetic pettiness
Chalk their tires. Maybe they'll get towed.
Maybe give them garbage bags do they can pick up trash while they stand around????
They're not even standing. They're sitting around.
Crime must be over in Florida and the highways accident free...right?
The temptation to print up an Ozempic ad at poster board size & hang out at that corner would be huge.
Is this the pulse memorial …?
yes
Florida officials have been dishonoring even the police officers who responded to the Pulse massacre. So this isn’t a shock. www.nbcnews.com/storyline/or...
Good cops all end up getting fired.
This is so horrible. What is WRONG with these people?!
I’d approach those officers and point out that a fellow police officer was shot during the Pulse Nightclub massacre. So by preventing the installation of a memorial, they are dishonoring him too. www.police1.com/police-heroe...
BuT hOw WiLl We PaY fOr It?
This just screams for a FOIA-like records request for the expense. And if FL doesn’t supply such records, it screams for media attention. Will either of these things happen? Magic 8 Ball says . . .
Florida has that Sunshine Law so it should be pretty easy to get that info
I wasn’t sure and don’t know how extensive it it. But that’s a good start and I hope someone’s on it.
It is the primary reason "Florida Man" is a thing. It's like legitimately the only really good policy they have as a state.
Given FHPs history, we can expect them to profile motorists and seize any chalk assets?
I missed it. Did someone chalk a sidewalk with repro freedom-speak or maybe an excerpt from, oh I don’t know, a book? 😐
after he ordered that the street in front of the Pulse nightclub be un-Rainbowed, the citizens have been re-rainbowing it with sidewalk chalk, which he keeps immediately washing off.
Aah. Yes. I knew the first part but not the second. Thank you.
Every night they are shutting down Orange Ave which is the main thoroughfare through that area just to scrub chalk.
I’d rotate where you do the rainbow crosswalk. Start doing it around the corner, keep the fascist asshats busy.
I would move to a different intersection to chalk everyday until the cops give up
Well, this kind of willful destruction must warrant some investigation. No? The willful destruction and demonization of those who are marginalized IS the point? Huh. bsky.app/profile/kras...
What a damn waste of our tax $
Finally . . . That'll teach those little hop-scotch drawing hoodlums. FFS the stupidity
We must’ve been typing at the same time!
How about the sidewalk, can we chalk that? Or the telephone poles, how about that? It's city property, and I doubt the city has a problem with any of this. These absolute f*sticks.
Or wait, can we walk up and down with sandwich boards in rainbow colors? Or since this is Florida, how about we put up a huge freaking billboard right here with a message about Pulse and our community WHO SUPPORTS THE CROSSWALK and all the families affected by the shooting?
So you need a couple of 100 people , first batch stands around the cops chatting with them , biggish number walk around the crossing , maybe dancing , playing music , keeping moving about though ,1/2
third group at the signal that all the cops are distracted don face coverings and dive in with paint and restore the crossing to how it should look . Then everyone just wanders away like nothing ever happened 2/2
I like the picture I have in my head of them just standing around with a hose and a spray nozzle.
Cops at the donut shop? Really??! For justice!
Draw on the cars. also, watching from a donut shop? really? could they be any more of a stereotype?
Back in the day, they would have been HORRIFIED by little girls chalking out a hopscotch game!
How are we paying for that?
Have they tried putting pressure on Dunkin? That's private property. They can kick them out if they want to.
This *was* in Portland, OR, (Black Rock, the ones with the not subtle red star logo) but coffee shops banning police would not be an unprecedented thing. If enough customers complain about feeling uncomfortable, even a huge chain can be coerced into this. Use their capitalism against them.
They told me it’s the “Free” State of Florida though. That’s not true? 😀
DeSantis has massive police presence keeping people safe from chalk while being totally okay with zero police response to mass shootings in schools
Embarrassed to live in this fucking state with this fascist ass governor
And he 'still' won't get elected president.
So what happens if they chalk another intersection?
Rainbow colors while writing DJT ... then tomorrow rainbow colors of SUCK
Oh for crying out loud. What a waste.
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Adds "will grift about sidwalk chalk on youtube" to list
I’m proud to say I do not own a single t-shirt with graphics on the sleeve.
What a gig!
fucking pigs.
So why don’t people just do it in areas not being watched? Cover the whole fucking city in rainbows.
Because that spot means something. Your idea is a great addition, but its DeSantis defacing that spot, a memorial, and it should be fought.
I don’t disagree. But creating dozens more around the city will also send a message.
How about using paint instead?
Why don't groups of people chalk their local crosswalk rainbow colors in solidarity. Have it happening everywhere.
Asked my local group about it. We'll see.
I knew that Pulse shooting love is love crap was bullshit from day one
Let me guess, they’re doing nothing about the cars speeding or running red lights nearby?
This is brilliant. We do more of these low level symbolic acts like painting rainbows, forcing them to commit manpower and resources. Chalking a few sidewalks costs us nothing, but costs them insane amounts of police budget.
Its even more than just forcing them to waste money and time. Provoking them into absurd overreaction degrades their image and makes even apolitical people notice that they aren't "crimefighting" but doing stupid stuff that no one can support. It uses their strength against them.
By the way, this isn't a new idea; This is a known tactic used by insurgencies worldwide- You stage a small provocation, and they overreact which alienates the apoliticals; Repeat, and each time the ratchet moves, it adds to the distrust of the regime.
There's a great little guide that expresses this in a really straightforward systematic way radicalthinktank.wordpress.com/wp-content/u...
Exactly
We pay for that
True, but the more time they are wasting doing that is less time they are using harassing innocent people.
To enforce a statute that does not encompass chalking
Yep, chalk that up to maga efficiency (and cruelty)
I see what you did there
No way those cop cars are parked right by a Dunkin Donuts...
DeSantis is such a pathetic little man...
Every damned one of these MAGA chuds is pathetic. Every damned one.
Has the Dunkin always been there, or did they put one in just for this occasion?
It was there before Pulse.
Dunkin' saw a business opportunity and went with it
Play the long game, comrades
Where’s DOGE when you need them?
At least the ones in front of Dunkin ain't goin' hungry!
That's 7 patrol cars that aren't out harassing immigrants.
👍
Harassing lgbt people instead
This is the way. Nationwide. Chalkers Anonymous.
Chalk washes off in the weather. If a bird takes a dump on the sidewalk, does the bird get a free pass?
Nice to know that traffic on Orlando interstates is so safe that Florida can dedicate State Troopers to this duty.
Do an American flag and watch what they do. Nothing
Sidewalk or cross walk. Chalk art on sidewalk is ephemeral and free speech. There are standards for cross walks. Decoration is in the federal standard. So.. In clear response to this foolishness file a complaint, any and ALL cross walks that need repair and or do not meet standards.
Clearly there are few if any pedestrians in Florida. The visual contrast of cross walks N. Monroe St are substandard when compared with the cross walk that woke tRump up. I now wish to learn the stopping test standards met by the black paint used. And if the white bars are correctly located.
It seems Florida has a PAUCITY of marked cross walks. I found one within two miles of Mar a Lardo.
I would assert the muted tone of chalk on pavement has a contrast well within guidelines and variation of pavement, brick and stone pavers.
Of course they're in a donut shop
pathetic sacks of shit
Why are they so afraid of a rainbow crosswalk?
They haven’t figured out the “faith” part of their mantra “faith over fear”
Apparently the "gender ideology" is such a powerful cognitohazard, that anyone that even learns about its existence becomes incapable of breeding again AND is compelled to spread the word to everyone around. Or so goes the conservative fear.
The chalk brigade should expand their chalking to other areas.
They're doing more to prevent another rainbow crosswalk than they are to prevent another mass shooting like the one that inspired the rainbow crosswalk.
Ooh, I’ve been hoping someone would find and post this flattering shot of Ronda.
Government efficiency
Just says the sidewalk. Nothing about the road or crosswalk. Have at it.
Useless cowards.
Can we just laugh about the 🍩👮♂️ what movie is this ?
I live in the shit hole of Florida. Only to care for an elderly parent. I fucking hate it here!! This chalk surveillance is ridiculous!! Everything about FL is that way!! An embarrassment!! Can't wait to return to New England!!
Pretty smart. No one would ever think to look for cops at a (checks notes) doughnut shop.
Under rated post.
Well it is a Dunkin. But I guess you don’t expect cops to have taste.
There’s a Dunkin in Baltimore that has a police station on the second floor just over them.
Wow. They really go out of their way to give you easy reasons to avoid and go somewhere that makes good donuts.
Fuckin losers
ron desantis LOVES mass shootings and wants MORE death
Maybe have people walk by every few minutes brandishing sidewalk chalk.
The same people that called those of who care about others snowflakes. They are losing their minds over the color of a crosswalk, a memorial to the dead.
These people are fucking allergic to irony.
i'm guessing they believe this is a show of force, but nah.
For CHALK?!
Defacing the country is absolutely forbidden.
That man really fixates on things doesn’t he?
If they won’t let you rechalk that crosswalk, rechalk ALL the other crosswalks. They can’t stop all of them. There’s more of us than there are of them.
That's a great idea
Chalk as many as you can. Let them know there's more of us than there are of them. If they clean up one, do a different one a mile away.
Why stop at chalk? Use something more permanent like road paint?
Weird that they'd put all of them close together like that. Would be a shame if a bunch of Holi powder and rainbow glitter ended up all over their cars, because that would be vandalism and wrong.
lol, what a fuckin weirdo
These fascist dweebs are terrified of rainbows.
MAKE EVERYTHING A FUCKING RAINBOW LETS GO!
Just a thought. They're guarding the green crosswalk with 7 police officers. It would be trivially easy for a chalk-equipped group of civic-minded citizens to drop by each of the red-circled crosswalks in turn.
My thoughts exactly!! What’s stopping them from chalking every other crosswalk? MAGAts sure are dumb motherfuckers
I came here to say this. 👏🏻
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Talk is cheap. This is probably the only part of me that wishes I lived in Florida. A cop car fits, comfortably, 2 officers and 3 detainees. 3-5 cop cars is 15 detainees and 10 officers. It would take 30 people to make them useless? 50-100 to make calling for backup useless?
Anything more than 100 would be "we're calling out the national guard to and gonna start shooting teargas as people holding chalk for drawing rainbows".
"I know y'all are super busy in DC, but we're going to need you back right away"
I was gonna say, what's stopping it from being open season on every other crosswalk in Orlando?
My thoughts precisely! Let's see how ridiculously wasteful this can get.
Why stop there? Make All Florida Crosswalks Rainbows #MAFCR
30 years ago, I lived in a small town. Bank robbers called in a robbery at Walmart, which was a 15 minute drive from the center of town. ALL of the town's cops went there. Then the bank robbers robbed the town's downtown bank and got away with it. Cops are just as predictable today.
Sounds like a job for the National Guard.
@juliusgoat.bsky.social check this shit out. LMAO. Fascism is so cruel and so, so very dumb.
Efficiency and fiscal conservatism
It’d be a shame if protestors picked a different corner every night . . . just sayin
watching from a dunkin donuts? way to break the stereotype cops.
Parked in a Dunkin with their phones plugged in, those cops are living the dream.
Wouldn’t it be a shame if somebody accidentally dropped some drywall nails in a strategic place?
Kudos to #foxsports for their first stint of #indycar coverage. Fix the sound. From the opening through the race, not enough outside the booth. Car noise. Crowd noise. Nothing.
Rename florida. "Cuntsville" seems right.
Fine. Start painting random crosswalks in random neighborhoods as rainbows.
"DeSantising Facewalk Prohibited"
We must be protected at all costs from bright happy colors in our suburban environments. DeSantis is a sad, petty, vindictive, empty suit.
Desantis is criminalizing free speech he doesn’t want expressed
The softest people on the fuckin planet
Is chalk woke now? 🙄
I’m surprised nobody is just projecting a rainbow over the crosswalk from a nearby building.