oldfriend99 (@oldfriend99.bsky.social) reposted
Rowan Atkinson is smarter than Mr Bean in real life
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Rowan Atkinson is smarter than Mr Bean in real life
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PARKERRRRR!!!
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I may be confused because every instance of ‘harassment’ you allude to here appears to be *one* post making fun of you for your poor conception of fascism. If you choose not to defend your shitty ideas that’s one thing but blaming the way that that makes you feel on others is patently bitch
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hey don’t kinkshame
✨trash✨ (@dollarpbr.gay) reposted
ok buddy
Jordan Uhl (@jordanuhl.com) reposted
Villager Bernard: Greetings, traveler. Headed west, are ye? I have a gift for you. [1 Lobster has been added to your inventory]
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)
this is a joke about Trump but in a way, it is also about my struggle
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It’s almost like he’s 1000% better than that spray-tanned realtor fuck
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
I pledge my blade to the mighty Khan
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
Also- send the TV crews! Show us the heroes
syzygy sarah (@scgriffith.bsky.social) reposted
on the downside, this could permit some really unethical insider trading. on the upside, this could encourage some incredibly cool market fixing
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
you know what to do www.youtube.com/watch?v=duF7...
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
is that why you want more than anything for them to love you
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe it’s just me but it seemed like the OP was making a point about how your understanding of fascism is ill-informed. You could always defend your position, in a sort of adult fashion… Or hey maybe politics and the internet aren’t the best places for people with tissue-thin skin
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PA-PA-PA-PA-PATCHOULI FM
famous bog body (@bogbird.bsky.social) reposted
you don’t need ai. grab a crayon Bitch
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)
i never learned to code but i could definitely use the “wrong” tool to cut a hole in something and the way we’re headed i’m thinking this makes me invaluable
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how’s it smell
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)
good-bye air show weekend, hello roofing season 🫠
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)
i’m cruisin’ for a malaisin’ if i’m being honest
The Nitrate Diva (@nitratediva.bsky.social) reposted
From Ingmar Bergman's SUMMER INTERLUDE (1951) 🍂🍂🍂
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It’s the end of the world as we know it- and I feel just okay
DougExeter (@dougexeter.bsky.social) reposted
theyre saying its the most beautiful blood anyone has coughed up
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
hell yeah. Chin up! Check out Stijn Vanheule- he’s helped me understand this stuff in ways doctors couldn’t: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMVm...
TeenagePhlebotomy (@teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social) reposted
Eine kleine Assmusik.
gluggaveður cock (@lscrapl.bsky.social) reposted
sorry i tried to give you mouth to mouth when your internet went down, and also for unplugging your router
Jordan Maison (@jordanmaison.com) reposted
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
Magnum, T.I.(M.) (@hydrationchimp.bsky.social) reposted
Donald Trump has died
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
on the other hand I’m getting big smiles from the Tibetan babies
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)
I’m watching the sun set over Oakville and… it isn’t giving hope
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
Resist libs continue to impress with their inspiring political programme
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do you exist
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey why don’t you take your shadenfreude and your paper-thin pretence at a human heart and walk into traffic
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(I am eakingspay in iglatinpay)
Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reposted
RIP one of the greats Nʌki’wah
Fallon | BLUESKY IS A NAZI BAR. (@fallonturing.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
NEW IN MY SHOP: Green cable-knit headband, cotton. ko-fi.com/s/5bdab3f72d
mike☺︎ (@m1keonl1ne.bsky.social) reposted
"Summery execution?" Sounds like a really pleasant way to die
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted
hey man I don't give a shit what Nate Silver says
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
not me I don’t have this problem
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
ixnay on the ichysoissevay
clyde bruckman's final repost (@ultralaser.bsky.social) reposted
"All of Gaza is a crime scene. It's too large a crime to cover up. So all you can do is target the witnesses, which is what the killing of so many courageous Palestinian journalists has been about. It's been about getting rid of the witnesses." - Naomi Klein
Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken.bsky.social) reposted
RIP Graham Greene, loved him. CLEARCUT goes harder than almost any other Canadian movie deadline.com/2025/09/grah...
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)
what’s your fave song from the ‘Judgement Night’ OST
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)
cooking tip: if you don’t have a bbq you can fry burgers in your kitchen on high heat you just have to unplug your fire alarms and open all the windows and play jungle music really loud so the fire dept knows its all good
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Bambi I don’t like you on meth
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
*single and bald
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
speaking of Rain Man… thats a great OST
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)
Listening to The Caretaker again (non-suicidally)
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
thats right
tunes to make you run away (@whippoorwont.bsky.social) reposted
it should be at least 400 times harder to get a driver's license
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pretty good, right
BillyZane420 (@hillary.pizza) reposted
On Thursdays I dj at Planned Parenthood.
Zombie Normalism (@veryclever.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Never trust a mayo person
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looking great king
nightylamp (@nightmare-fueler.bsky.social) reposted
finally at home after many hours being at home
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
I was there- in 2001 baby
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heavenly
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)
grateful for Phil Elvrum on this day, and that I still enjoy the presence of mind to appreciate full albums (knock on wood)
Frovo (@frovo.bsky.social) reposted
WHITE HOUSE AIDE: we need a distraction from the president being dead OTHER WHITE HOUSE AIDE: let’s kill Rudy
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waderp
teedy (@reply.guyfieri.info) reposted
rip rudy, you were great in borat
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)
mamdani, i love you, but pritzker makes me want to whet my blade
Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker (@nomads.bsky.social) reposted
The Khan calls for strength
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIMa...
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oh hai
Queen RanDumb (@invisihole.bsky.social) reposted
Ending every conversation tomorrow with "thanks, Obama". Feeling a tad nostalgic.
American Psycho 2: All East Andre (@iveseenfootage.bsky.social) reposted
Ripperoni (@ripperoni.com) reposted
Nightsky Reminders - get something to eat - drink a glass of water - take your meds - posture check
BillyZane420 (@hillary.pizza) reposted
Sorry Zohran, this guy just got my vote.
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reposted
im constantly getting flagged down to help women victims of domestic violence by the side of the road
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
very nice
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
he died as he lived- like a bitch
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)
hash browns
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
i don’t blame u kermie; it ain’t easy bein green
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)
HOW THE FUCK IS BILL CLINTON STILL ALIVE
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
declaration of war
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
too sweet!
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
cmon though
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)
polish dills suck ass
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
this house sucks ass
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)
HASH BROWNS
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
true say
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
can i have ten dollars
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)
she’s a ten but her mom likes really bad art
leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)
HASH BROWNS
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
he’s… slightly better looking than me
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
what if we kill them
Jonathan Kennedy (@getradified.net) reposted
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
workin it
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)
i forget my whole life
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
the need to educate others about the pitfalls of antisemitism is a constant and perduring calling- to be surprised about it or catalog it among the left, of all places is quaint- to say the least
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
actually fuck off
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
“extremely online left” citation pls
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
think about it
houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent
neraka ya