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@automax.bsky.social

hi i’m Eben; a wife-guy; i’m here to put my special touch on things Much like Kurt Vonnegut, my little sister is dead, and died too young. Hi ho!

created July 29, 2023

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Profile picture oldfriend99 (@oldfriend99.bsky.social) reposted

Rowan Atkinson is smarter than Mr Bean in real life

2/9/2025, 7:22:32 PM | 88 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

PARKERRRRR!!!

2/9/2025, 9:19:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

I think I may be confused because every instance of ‘harassment’ you allude to here appears to be *one* post making fun of you for your poor conception of fascism. If you choose not to defend your shitty ideas that’s one thing but blaming the way that that makes you feel on others is patently bitch

2/9/2025, 9:17:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

hey don’t kinkshame

2/9/2025, 9:13:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ✨trash✨ (@dollarpbr.gay) reposted

ok buddy

2/9/2025, 7:36:23 PM | 232 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Uhl (@jordanuhl.com) reposted

Villager Bernard: Greetings, traveler. Headed west, are ye? I have a gift for you. [1 Lobster has been added to your inventory]

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2/9/2025, 7:43:41 PM | 547 54 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)

this is a joke about Trump but in a way, it is also about my struggle

2/9/2025, 9:12:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s almost like he’s 1000% better than that spray-tanned realtor fuck

2/9/2025, 9:10:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

I pledge my blade to the mighty Khan

2/9/2025, 9:08:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

Also- send the TV crews! Show us the heroes

2/9/2025, 8:35:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture syzygy sarah (@scgriffith.bsky.social) reposted

on the downside, this could permit some really unethical insider trading. on the upside, this could encourage some incredibly cool market fixing

2/9/2025, 8:21:45 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

you know what to do www.youtube.com/watch?v=duF7...

2/9/2025, 8:16:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

is that why you want more than anything for them to love you

2/9/2025, 8:12:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe it’s just me but it seemed like the OP was making a point about how your understanding of fascism is ill-informed. You could always defend your position, in a sort of adult fashion… Or hey maybe politics and the internet aren’t the best places for people with tissue-thin skin

2/9/2025, 8:06:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

PA-PA-PA-PA-PATCHOULI FM

2/9/2025, 7:52:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture famous bog body (@bogbird.bsky.social) reposted

you don’t need ai. grab a crayon Bitch

2/9/2025, 5:42:24 PM | 131 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)

i never learned to code but i could definitely use the “wrong” tool to cut a hole in something and the way we’re headed i’m thinking this makes me invaluable

2/9/2025, 7:50:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

how’s it smell

2/9/2025, 7:47:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)

good-bye air show weekend, hello roofing season 🫠

2/9/2025, 5:10:05 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)

i’m cruisin’ for a malaisin’ if i’m being honest

2/9/2025, 4:58:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Nitrate Diva (@nitratediva.bsky.social) reposted

From Ingmar Bergman's SUMMER INTERLUDE (1951) 🍂🍂🍂

In this black and white movie screencshot, Maj-Britt Nilsson, a lovely girl with windblown hair, looks into the distance and asks
2/9/2025, 12:39:33 AM | 57 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s the end of the world as we know it- and I feel just okay

2/9/2025, 3:52:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DougExeter (@dougexeter.bsky.social) reposted

theyre saying its the most beautiful blood anyone has coughed up

2/9/2025, 1:29:34 AM | 1200 178 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

hell yeah. Chin up! Check out Stijn Vanheule- he’s helped me understand this stuff in ways doctors couldn’t: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMVm...

2/9/2025, 1:25:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TeenagePhlebotomy (@teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social) reposted

Eine kleine Assmusik.

1/9/2025, 11:21:50 AM | 10 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gluggaveður cock (@lscrapl.bsky.social) reposted

sorry i tried to give you mouth to mouth when your internet went down, and also for unplugging your router

1/9/2025, 11:10:41 PM | 42 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Maison (@jordanmaison.com) reposted

RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.

Graham Greene in Dances with Wolves Graham Greene in Maverick Graham Greene in The Last of Us Graham Greene in Marvel’s Echo
1/9/2025, 10:42:09 PM | 22037 4513 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Magnum, T.I.(M.) (@hydrationchimp.bsky.social) reposted

Donald Trump has died

1/9/2025, 11:52:50 PM | 170 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

on the other hand I’m getting big smiles from the Tibetan babies

2/9/2025, 12:05:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)

I’m watching the sun set over Oakville and… it isn’t giving hope

2/9/2025, 12:04:34 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

Resist libs continue to impress with their inspiring political programme

1/9/2025, 11:48:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do you exist

1/9/2025, 10:51:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey why don’t you take your shadenfreude and your paper-thin pretence at a human heart and walk into traffic

1/9/2025, 10:47:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

(I am eakingspay in iglatinpay)

1/9/2025, 10:44:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reposted

RIP one of the greats Nʌki’wah

1/9/2025, 10:29:43 PM | 504 133 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fallon | BLUESKY IS A NAZI BAR. (@fallonturing.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

NEW IN MY SHOP: Green cable-knit headband, cotton. ko-fi.com/s/5bdab3f72d

Photo of me wearing a handmade cable knit headband in green The headband laid flat, close up to show the detail in the cables. larger cables twist around tighter ones in the center, and the edge has a knotted stitch border The headband laid flat on a white surface
1/9/2025, 10:18:45 PM | 7 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mike☺︎ (@m1keonl1ne.bsky.social) reposted

"Summery execution?" Sounds like a really pleasant way to die

1/9/2025, 5:42:59 PM | 19 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted

hey man I don't give a shit what Nate Silver says

1/9/2025, 9:19:50 PM | 2053 207 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

not me I don’t have this problem

1/9/2025, 10:40:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

ixnay on the ichysoissevay

1/9/2025, 10:40:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clyde bruckman's final repost (@ultralaser.bsky.social) reposted

"All of Gaza is a crime scene. It's too large a crime to cover up. So all you can do is target the witnesses, which is what the killing of so many courageous Palestinian journalists has been about. It's been about getting rid of the witnesses." - Naomi Klein

1/9/2025, 10:32:37 PM | 19 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken.bsky.social) reposted

RIP Graham Greene, loved him. CLEARCUT goes harder than almost any other Canadian movie deadline.com/2025/09/grah...

1/9/2025, 10:34:14 PM | 88 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)

what’s your fave song from the ‘Judgement Night’ OST

1/9/2025, 10:18:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)

cooking tip: if you don’t have a bbq you can fry burgers in your kitchen on high heat you just have to unplug your fire alarms and open all the windows and play jungle music really loud so the fire dept knows its all good

1/9/2025, 10:10:47 PM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

Bambi I don’t like you on meth

1/9/2025, 8:41:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

*single and bald

1/9/2025, 8:29:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

speaking of Rain Man… thats a great OST

1/9/2025, 8:28:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)

Listening to The Caretaker again (non-suicidally)

1/9/2025, 8:27:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 8:26:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

thats right

1/9/2025, 8:25:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tunes to make you run away (@whippoorwont.bsky.social) reposted

it should be at least 400 times harder to get a driver's license

1/9/2025, 8:20:28 PM | 3582 701 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

pretty good, right

1/9/2025, 8:23:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BillyZane420 (@hillary.pizza) reposted

On Thursdays I dj at Planned Parenthood.

1/9/2025, 8:21:07 PM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zombie Normalism (@veryclever.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Never trust a mayo person

1/9/2025, 7:52:56 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

looking great king

1/9/2025, 7:32:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture nightylamp (@nightmare-fueler.bsky.social) reposted

finally at home after many hours being at home

1/9/2025, 7:25:52 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

I was there- in 2001 baby

1/9/2025, 7:28:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

heavenly

1/9/2025, 6:36:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)

grateful for Phil Elvrum on this day, and that I still enjoy the presence of mind to appreciate full albums (knock on wood)

1/9/2025, 6:33:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frovo (@frovo.bsky.social) reposted

WHITE HOUSE AIDE: we need a distraction from the president being dead OTHER WHITE HOUSE AIDE: let’s kill Rudy

1/9/2025, 2:02:58 AM | 3098 535 | View on Bluesky | view

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waderp

1/9/2025, 3:52:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture teedy (@reply.guyfieri.info) reposted

rip rudy, you were great in borat

1/9/2025, 1:51:11 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)

mamdani, i love you, but pritzker makes me want to whet my blade

1/9/2025, 3:47:05 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker (@nomads.bsky.social) reposted

The Khan calls for strength

1/9/2025, 2:33:17 AM | 312 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIMa...

1/9/2025, 3:39:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

oh hai

1/9/2025, 3:30:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ken Jennings (@kenjennings.bsky.social) reposted

damn Mafalda

anti-cop installment of the Argentine comic strip Mafalda
1/9/2025, 3:22:02 AM | 1631 286 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Queen RanDumb (@invisihole.bsky.social) reposted

Ending every conversation tomorrow with "thanks, Obama". Feeling a tad nostalgic.

1/9/2025, 3:19:59 AM | 271 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture American Psycho 2: All East Andre (@iveseenfootage.bsky.social) reposted

1/9/2025, 3:20:40 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ripperoni (@ripperoni.com) reposted

Nightsky Reminders - get something to eat - drink a glass of water - take your meds - posture check

1/9/2025, 3:16:04 AM | 24 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BillyZane420 (@hillary.pizza) reposted

Sorry Zohran, this guy just got my vote.

1/9/2025, 3:16:45 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reposted

im constantly getting flagged down to help women victims of domestic violence by the side of the road

31/8/2025, 11:01:41 PM | 971 59 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *Bratan* (@mazov.bsky.social) reposted

This is what it looks like when you field test a body double

31/8/2025, 8:35:52 PM | 71 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

very nice

1/9/2025, 3:12:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

he died as he lived- like a bitch

1/9/2025, 3:10:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)

hash browns

1/9/2025, 3:02:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

i don’t blame u kermie; it ain’t easy bein green

1/9/2025, 2:59:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)

HOW THE FUCK IS BILL CLINTON STILL ALIVE

1/9/2025, 2:56:20 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

declaration of war

1/9/2025, 2:55:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

too sweet!

1/9/2025, 2:54:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

cmon though

1/9/2025, 2:53:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)

polish dills suck ass

1/9/2025, 2:52:03 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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this house sucks ass

1/9/2025, 2:50:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)

HASH BROWNS

1/9/2025, 2:50:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

true say

1/9/2025, 2:49:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

can i have ten dollars

1/9/2025, 2:48:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)

she’s a ten but her mom likes really bad art

1/9/2025, 2:47:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that

31/8/2025, 8:56:16 PM | 8506 1433 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)

HASH BROWNS

1/9/2025, 2:42:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he’s… slightly better looking than me

1/9/2025, 2:41:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what if we kill them

1/9/2025, 2:40:33 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Kennedy (@getradified.net) reposted

1/9/2025, 2:37:21 AM | 22 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

workin it

1/9/2025, 2:37:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social)

i forget my whole life

1/9/2025, 2:36:49 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

the need to educate others about the pitfalls of antisemitism is a constant and perduring calling- to be surprised about it or catalog it among the left, of all places is quaint- to say the least

1/9/2025, 2:35:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

actually fuck off

1/9/2025, 2:32:03 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

“extremely online left” citation pls

1/9/2025, 2:31:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture houthi hypersonic missile enjoyer (gratitude mode) (@automax.bsky.social) reply parent

think about it

1/9/2025, 2:30:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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neraka ya

1/9/2025, 2:29:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view