You also need to remember that the last time Amorim saw him in action, he single handedly threw our UCL chances down the toilet. Who would want that in their team??
Escaping Elmo's cesspit, let's see what this is like....
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You also need to remember that the last time Amorim saw him in action, he single handedly threw our UCL chances down the toilet. Who would want that in their team??
India? Weren't they signing up to a pact with Xi and Putin this morning?
The Japanese have got it sussed. Took a dump on a Panasonic toilet in Tokyo once. Pressed the "clean" button and blimey....
Plenty of vacancies at the meat grinder!
Did Monchi lose his phone for the whole summer and has just found it down the back of the sofa this morning? #AVFC
🤣🤣🤣 forgot about this Muppet!!
What the bloody hell does that mean??!!
I forgot to log out at a holiday cottage earlier this year - thankfully not one with chargeable films, but they made a right mess of my watchlists!
Feeling slightly better if that's the case - although I still feel nauseous at the thought of Martinez in a Manc shirt. I'm still getting over Bosnich.
Lindeloff having a medical, and it looks like some kind of deal with Martinez going the other way. Not a ball kicked yet and I'm having to bring this out again. #AVFC
And I'm hearing rumours of no Martinez today - going in the opposite direction? If true, what a fucking joke.
Yeah, because that worked out so well in Iraq....
They appear to be performing in some remote mountain gorge, yet it's still nowhere near far enough away from civilization.
There's no need for this - can't you see we are already traumatised?
...and all the 6ft gym freaks clapped.
Ukraine are really doing their bit for climate change!
Whatever happened to her? It's all gone very quiet - bet she gets away with it, the thieving fucker. Hope she gets boarded by pirates next time she's out for a cruise.
It will be ww3 if they kick off with any of the nonsense they pulled at Ajax last year. If they pick a fight with the locals in Aston they'll be in for a shock
Man U, lol...
They've put a strong side out too!
Lightweight.
Two weeks of my life I'll never get back...
Birmingham Crown Court Jury lounge - like the worst airport departure area in the world, where your flight has been delayed for several days.
Every day I thank god I've got a stable job I enjoy, so I've no reason to have a LinkedIn account.
Come on - you can't go to the Whitehouse without visiting the souvenir shop....
That pic the press always use of her must be about 20 years old!
(TINY)
True, we've got to hope everyone sees through the BS come the next election - hopefully the whole Trump thing that Farridge is riding on the coat tails of will be a smouldering wreck by then and put everyone off voting for him.
So someone who's famous for screaming abuse at overweight people and being sued for crank diet plans is now a MAGA / MAHA? Shocked, I tell ya!!
Deluded moron
Nah - it will spoil the pleasant surprise for us all when they knock the bedroom door one morning and find he's finally rattled off his mortal coil.
I've already got a HM Gov ID, NHS no, Nat Ins card, Driver Licence and Passport. Reducing some of these down sounds a bit sensible to me. How is it anymore invasive than the ones I've already got??
I bit too quickly, you're streets ahead of me!
Ah, yet another London wanker looking down their noses at us, Birmingham isn't "nowhere".
Fuck me, I know prison is tough, but that's quite the transformation from the pic the media normally uses of her.
Haha! Same!!!
That's a minimum 6hr flight from Egypt! 12hrs stuck on that plane - enjoy!!
Really? Completely ruined by that simpering fool they cast to play the son. I wish someone would have assassinated him. I can't fathom how he keeps getting work.
They'd still beat us regardless
I have plenty of friends but would probably find myself in the same boat as they are all lazy twats
Judging by the seniors at my place (a big well known one) you are clearly in the minority.
Definitely borrowing this tonight
So the start of the Premier League! The highs and lows!Never liked magpies! The steal other bird chicks! UTV!
I'll definitely be reposting this today.
And yes, I'm mindful that I've got a football lad icon, but come on!! I used to love the fess's, but they've definitely jumped the shark.
But to be fair, half the stuff on here is so obviously bait these days.
I'm not sure they've invented suction technology that powerful that you'd willingly expose your father to your sex toy collection. BS of the highest order.
Please let me out - I won't tell...
To be fair, at this time of year the West Country is one big traffic jam, so you'd be missing the jazz festival anyway!
It's all the right words, but not necessarily in the right order.
I hope not, as I'd have no answer for them, while I sit here on a hideously expensive holiday with my ungrateful urchin sat under a beach towel watching tiktok videos.
It is!! Bloody terrible shirt! However, please take all of my money from me now...
Hideous - Blues away kit.
I bet if you opened up that device there's nothing inside except a house brick. Good old ruski tech!
The fucking state of it!!!
Definitely, I'd not even noticed the pink bits either. Just look at the long sleeved kit - that quantity of blue and white should never be within a country mile of a villa shirt!!!
Do these kit manufacturers ever consult clubs on their colour schemes? It's awful, looks like a Small Heath away shirt. So far I've been disappointed with every shirt Adidas has done for us. #AVFC
South Brum is rife with them. Thankfully my mom's family are from Handsworth so I had no choice
Shouldn't we all be noses?
Hardly! Although I've gone full Solihull now so yeah...
Haha - I grew up in that shithole. I didn't drink in either, the drawbridge was preferable to both of them, and that's saying something!!
WTF?!!
Yep, definitely seen bigger rats in the KFC car park on the Cov Rd. They'd probably eat him.
Who are these 12m people???
Yeah, but it was great fun watching that pair's antics!
Yep, fully agree with all points. Malen should have come on as Konsa went off.
His ball that led to the sending off was bloody awful, but he pulled it back with that block.
Bizot, man of the match by a country mile #AVFC
Cash might have just redeemed himself. He'll certainly feel that in the morning
What the fuck was that ball? Although Konsa was an idiot too.
Why did Konsa put hands on him, it was only going to go one way. Also, the only reason they broke away was a truly awful ball from Cash. Same old Villa. #AVFC
Let's hope Emery puts a rocket up their arse at half time!!
I know, this is woeful. The only consolation is that it's still 0-0
Well this is bloody awful, villa can't string two passes together. #AVFC
Christ - I'm thinking of reposting it already, we look shite!!
🤣🤣
Morning Villa fans, let's send them back up North where Eddie can get on with more important things... #avfc #utv
And unfortunately necessary on a regular basis.
Screenshotting this, just in case I might need it later....
Can't beat a bit of the German. Prost!
In the UK the newsreaders can barely contain their contempt for your country's behaviour. What on earth has happened to you?
A bit of sick came up in my mouth watching this
Treated with contempt? They clearly recognised her then.
The slipperiest of slopes. Both clubs should be ashamed of themselves for agreeing to this.
I see Greenwood is still an idiot
Standard Small Heath. I bet they don't show the knuckle draggers in their Amazon series.
Deffo sounds like migraine, I started getting them out of the blue in my 40s, thankfully only once a year or so. Fucking shat myself the first time it happened.
Good.
Bantercunting? I bet whoever wrote this also says Cockwomble.
I know we aren't supposed to say "they are all as bad as each other", but...
Hallucinogenic ones at that.
To be fair there's one on my high street and I've often wondered what on earth the concept is.
We don't get much for the membership fee, but can't moan at being able to watch Villa live on tv on a Saturday night 👌 #AVFC #UTV
I saw it on the TV guide last night and assumed it was a re-run. How on earth are they still making that shite?
What the fuck's this? I'm cancelling my Amazon. #Avfc
