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chitownhustler_actual (@chitownhustler.bsky.social) reposted
After watching The Sound of Music and Cabaret for years, I thought fascism would be accompanied by more show tunes. (paraphrasing an IG post).
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck trump, loud and clear
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is a sore loser and a bully, do us all a favor and have a couple of whoppers tonight for midnight snack.
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Word. This. True dat.
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s a disgrace wrapped in a taco deep fried in an enigmatic mystery burger bun
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Barf
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
WAPO now B side stories
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Lock him up
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social)
With Alaskan Way bikeway opening, Seattle has a complete bike route along its downtown waterfront for the first time in city history www.seattlebikeblog.com/2025/07/25/w...
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
They did everything but break out a gigantic hook to get Trump out of the shot
The New Yorker (@newyorker.com) reposted
Pursued relentlessly by the government of Vladimir Putin, the Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny died in prison. He left behind an account of his final years—and an admonition to his country and the world.
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
“They pray on sunday then they prey on people the rest of the week”
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
Poor white MAGA voters will support cuts to Medicaid in order to save on “waste, fraud and abuse” the way many Latino voters supported Trump because he was only going to deport criminals.
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Like people want to see him at the beach
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s still nursing his ear, and don’t forget the bone spurs so cut him some slack 😳. Standards are for losers 🍔🍔
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
You could’ve just said penultimate 😃
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
That dude from game of thrones, that took down the dictator dad
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
He thinks the Hassidic jews in rockland are going to see him through again, house of cards
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t believe people put up with this crap
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Raise your hand if you’re on medicaid and you voted for this nothing burger racist
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Beyond Disappointing, people in power who “settle” they don’t strive for more.
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
With ginger snaps!
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Especially with the matches held in trump’s US 🍔🍔🤡
Action Together New Jersey (@atnj.org) reposted
4th Friday Overpass warriors Over 20 overpasses right now, from the MA border almost all the way to Canada!
Andrew Weinstein (@andrewjweinstein.com) reposted
We were so fortunate to have such a good and decent man as our president.
Joyce White Vance (@joycewhitevance.bsky.social) reposted
1/ If Justice Barrett thinks we need to go back to what the Founding Fathers intended, I’ve got news for her. Their biggest concern was avoiding tyranny. So they created 3 branches of gov’t & divvied up the power the people (that’s us) were allowing the gov’t to use to create order for all of us.
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Something odd about feds suing feds
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Bannon? Gaetz? Unbelievable
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s all so incredibly ridiculous isn’t it….and people actually voted for this nothing burger
Representative Val Hoyle (@repvalhoyle.bsky.social) reposted
3 years ago, the Supreme Court stripped away a constitutional right with Dobbs. Since then, lawmakers have inserted themselves into our medical decisions. Healthcare is between a doctor and a patient. The government has no place in these decisions—period.
Rep. Emilia Strong Sykes (@repemiliasykes.bsky.social) reposted
Let's not forget that the Emergency Medical Treatment and Labor Act, or EMTALA, is the law that ensures hospitals treat everyone, regardless of their ability to pay.
WuTangIsForTheChildren (@wutangforchildren.bsky.social) reposted
AOC from the top rope 🔥….grandpa is gonna love that last part
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
If elon buys it for him, maybe
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump wielding his fairy wand
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s the shtick, coin it and it’s like a scene out of world war Z, only MAGAtized
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Da doo ron ron da doo ron ron
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Lock him up. Refund my taxpayer dollars, w interest from the Israeli national bank
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Ridiculous. Not professional. Give them a doge pink slip
Max Kennerly (@maxkennerly.bsky.social) reposted
Like I've said before, if you have any doubts about climate change, just go to a super-boring insurance conference and listen to the super-boring panels where they dryly talk about the growing threat of disasters so catastrophic and unpredictable in scope they simply cannot be insured at any price.
ProfKFH (@profkfh.bsky.social) reposted
Harriet Tubman #quilt by my Mom, Vera P. Hall, who makes quilts celebrating Black people who fought for their own freedom. This seems to be the crowd favorite of the “We Didn’t Wait for Freedom” series. Happy #Juneteenth #quilting
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Just a friggn podcast w his wife and kids, or pope leo…a little baseball, a lotta common sense
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Welcome to the slime eat slime world
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Bullshit Soviet tactics. What happened to F#^*%n “Don’t tread on me?”
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
And a lot of Americans are cool with this, depressing or depraved?
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Cherry picking religion, not cool
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Blossom smile some sunshine down my way…
Democrats (@democrats.org) reposted
Gov. Kathy Hochul on NYC Comptroller Brad Lander’s arrest: “It’s bullshit.”
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought republicans were all about less gov interference
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep sending him cheeseburgers
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Here we go again more ethical concerns
GIFFORDS (@giffords.org) reposted
We are heartbroken to hear that our partner and friend, Minnesota Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman and her husband, Mark, were killed in a targeted shooting. We condemn this violence in the strongest possible terms and are keeping State Rep. Hortman’s family in our hearts during this tragic time.
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Tough guy
☘️🦌🤙TreeHuggin (@roberthernon.bsky.social) reposted
Pope Leo's First U.S. Bishop Is Mobilizing Priests To Help Immigrants In Court www.yahoo.com/news/pope-le...
Maria Behan (@mariabehan.bsky.social) reposted
Scenes from the soggy yet spirited No Kings rally in Dublin, Ireland, today. We did our part… Excited to see what you do, America! We love you! #nokings
Shay O’Reilly (@shaygabriel.bsky.social) reposted
Hello from Berlin where a few hundred Americans are outside the embassy, currently reading aloud from the Declaration of Independence. #nokings
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
That congressman from duluth, grand rapids and his rude over the top exchange with you during the sanctuary city hearing televised on c-span is exactly what adds fuel to aberrant hate filled behavior. I was shocked an elected official could be so disrespectful of another human being.
Katie Phang (@katiephang.bsky.social) reposted
🔥🔥🔥
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe in school he should’ve spent more time “doing” his homework….
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Go get em Liz!
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Way to go padilla! force their hand— they think they hold all the cards and at the end of the day they’re just a bunch of jokers🃏🃏🃏🃏
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes shorthand is best- just say, “get your ass out into the street”
The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) reposted
Sherrill: "You're blowing money on poorly conceived operations and vanity projects...Retrofitting the Qatari jet to serve as Air Force One costs about $400 million. The parade in D.C. will cost $40 million. Your campaign in Yemen cost about a $1 billion. Operations in LA will cost tens of millions."
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Pat Ryan’s awesome —hegseth- just a classic spitballer
Rich Raho (@richraho.bsky.social) reposted
Pope Leo’s first US episcopal appointment, San Diego’s Bishop-designate Pham, a Vietnamese refugee, invites priests and faith leaders to “stand in solidarity”with migrants at courthouse on June 20, as they make court appearances.
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
I was clipping my toenails and cleaning the cat’s litter box as i always do when i see her face arrive at the podium, so only halfway paying attention did not catch to which reporter she said, “…what a stupid question.”she’s not only lip syncing BS but outright tackyrude as well.
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Full stop, also annoying
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
What a joke
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Draft Dodger playing w little green army men
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Stephen miller is a world class hater
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Gtfo
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
We should wave all the flags of our immigrant ancestors and then tell trump to shove them all up his ignorant ass
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
We still have investigators?
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
She’s probably 😭crying, “that’s the best interview candidate for reals?” Now seriously considering running gigs for pampered chef
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Pravda
GemmaGem (@tippytaff.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Bad Luck, pete
#TeslaTakedown (@teslatakedown.com) reposted
Elon Musk is just as dangerous today as he was yesterday. #MuskMustFall #teslatakedown
Charlie Sykes (@sykescharlie.bsky.social) reposted
“It’s hard to think of a more anti-conservative figure than President Donald Trump or a more anti-conservative movement than MAGA,” writes @Peter_Wehner. “The Trump administration is a thugocracy, and the Republican Party he controls supports him”:
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh boy
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
And get rid of seatbelts too dammit
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably dodging a Taco
The Washington Post (@washingtonpost.com) reposted
Breaking news: Qatar has asked the U.S. to clarify that the pending transfer of a luxury jetliner President Trump wants for Air Force One was initiated by the administration and that Qatar was not responsible for any future transfers, officials said.
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
“In the valley of the blind the one eyed man is king”
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
….always whines, way more accurate
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Not news
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Why have you forsaken me
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Hypocrite
ProPublica (@propublica.org) reposted reply parent
Duffy is the second cabinet secretary to have sold stock at an opportune time. Last week, ProPublica reported that U.S. AG Pam Bondi sold between $1 million and $5 million worth of shares of Trump Media on “Liberation Day.”
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
Unreal
Kirsten Gillibrand (@kirstengillibrand.bsky.social) reposted
DOGE is meddling with Social Security and attempting to access our sensitive data, and now the Trump administration is asking the Supreme Court to help them hide their destruction. The American people deserve transparency.
Kirsten Gillibrand (@kirstengillibrand.bsky.social) reposted
Millions of families rely on SNAP to put food on the table. But instead of improving or expanding the program, House Republicans voted to cut SNAP funding to give tax breaks to billionaires. Our children deserve better.
Rick Wilson (@therickwilson.bsky.social) reposted
I wonder how Tim Cook is feeling right now, having bent the knee to Trump, thinking it was a rational, transactional move.
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s on hamburglar high
Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent
F$&*n nazis