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Bacon Bandit

@baconbandit13.bsky.social

Winemaker, goat herder, dog wrangler

created November 16, 2024

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Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Slime

31/8/2025, 2:34:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chitownhustler_actual (@chitownhustler.bsky.social) reposted

After watching The Sound of Music and Cabaret for years, I thought fascism would be accompanied by more show tunes. (paraphrasing an IG post).

27/8/2025, 12:11:26 PM | 119 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck trump, loud and clear

26/8/2025, 3:03:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is a sore loser and a bully, do us all a favor and have a couple of whoppers tonight for midnight snack.

26/8/2025, 2:55:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Word. This. True dat.

26/8/2025, 2:48:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s a disgrace wrapped in a taco deep fried in an enigmatic mystery burger bun

19/8/2025, 2:28:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Barf

19/8/2025, 2:08:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

WAPO now B side stories

12/8/2025, 2:55:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Lock him up

12/8/2025, 2:54:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social)

Gotta be a borowitz report right?

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1/8/2025, 7:35:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social)

With Alaskan Way bikeway opening, Seattle has a complete bike route along its downtown waterfront for the first time in city history www.seattlebikeblog.com/2025/07/25/w...

29/7/2025, 1:05:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

They did everything but break out a gigantic hook to get Trump out of the shot

14/7/2025, 3:22:17 AM | 5821 1296 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The New Yorker (@newyorker.com) reposted

Pursued relentlessly by the government of Vladimir Putin, the Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny died in prison. He left behind an account of his final years—and an admonition to his country and the world.

2/7/2025, 6:03:45 PM | 11838 3860 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

“They pray on sunday then they prey on people the rest of the week”

3/7/2025, 5:22:25 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

Poor white MAGA voters will support cuts to Medicaid in order to save on “waste, fraud and abuse” the way many Latino voters supported Trump because he was only going to deport criminals.

30/6/2025, 5:08:59 PM | 7414 1621 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Like people want to see him at the beach

30/6/2025, 5:17:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s still nursing his ear, and don’t forget the bone spurs so cut him some slack 😳. Standards are for losers 🍔🍔

29/6/2025, 12:06:26 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

You could’ve just said penultimate 😃

29/6/2025, 12:02:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

That dude from game of thrones, that took down the dictator dad

29/6/2025, 2:24:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

He thinks the Hassidic jews in rockland are going to see him through again, house of cards

29/6/2025, 2:21:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Can’t believe people put up with this crap

29/6/2025, 2:18:08 AM | 45 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Raise your hand if you’re on medicaid and you voted for this nothing burger racist

29/6/2025, 2:16:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Beyond Disappointing, people in power who “settle” they don’t strive for more.

29/6/2025, 2:12:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

With ginger snaps!

28/6/2025, 9:16:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Especially with the matches held in trump’s US 🍔🍔🤡

28/6/2025, 9:08:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Action Together New Jersey (@atnj.org) reposted

4th Friday Overpass warriors Over 20 overpasses right now, from the MA border almost all the way to Canada!

Over 20 locations from CT to Northern Vermont.
27/6/2025, 9:18:56 PM | 108 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Weinstein (@andrewjweinstein.com) reposted

We were so fortunate to have such a good and decent man as our president.

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27/6/2025, 10:30:19 PM | 24529 4687 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joyce White Vance (@joycewhitevance.bsky.social) reposted

1/ If Justice Barrett thinks we need to go back to what the Founding Fathers intended, I’ve got news for her. Their biggest concern was avoiding tyranny. So they created 3 branches of gov’t & divvied up the power the people (that’s us) were allowing the gov’t to use to create order for all of us.

28/6/2025, 3:20:03 PM | 26493 7316 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Something odd about feds suing feds

27/6/2025, 2:13:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Bannon? Gaetz? Unbelievable

27/6/2025, 2:10:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s all so incredibly ridiculous isn’t it….and people actually voted for this nothing burger

27/6/2025, 2:07:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Representative Val Hoyle (@repvalhoyle.bsky.social) reposted

3 years ago, the Supreme Court stripped away a constitutional right with Dobbs. Since then, lawmakers have inserted themselves into our medical decisions. Healthcare is between a doctor and a patient. The government has no place in these decisions—period.

24/6/2025, 6:21:48 PM | 271 69 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rep. Emilia Strong Sykes (@repemiliasykes.bsky.social) reposted

Let's not forget that the Emergency Medical Treatment and Labor Act, or EMTALA, is the law that ensures hospitals treat everyone, regardless of their ability to pay.

24/6/2025, 9:14:17 PM | 158 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WuTangIsForTheChildren (@wutangforchildren.bsky.social) reposted

AOC from the top rope 🔥….grandpa is gonna love that last part

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24/6/2025, 3:43:05 PM | 13383 3410 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

If elon buys it for him, maybe

24/6/2025, 1:59:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump wielding his fairy wand

24/6/2025, 1:57:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oscar&Felix (@oscar-felix.bsky.social) reposted

😶

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21/6/2025, 9:26:43 PM | 9296 1564 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s the shtick, coin it and it’s like a scene out of world war Z, only MAGAtized

23/6/2025, 12:08:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Da doo ron ron da doo ron ron

22/6/2025, 1:15:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Lock him up. Refund my taxpayer dollars, w interest from the Israeli national bank

22/6/2025, 1:10:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Ridiculous. Not professional. Give them a doge pink slip

22/6/2025, 1:07:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Max Kennerly (@maxkennerly.bsky.social) reposted

Like I've said before, if you have any doubts about climate change, just go to a super-boring insurance conference and listen to the super-boring panels where they dryly talk about the growing threat of disasters so catastrophic and unpredictable in scope they simply cannot be insured at any price.

18/6/2025, 9:44:45 PM | 13888 5282 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ProfKFH (@profkfh.bsky.social) reposted

Harriet Tubman #quilt by my Mom, Vera P. Hall, who makes quilts celebrating Black people who fought for their own freedom. This seems to be the crowd favorite of the “We Didn’t Wait for Freedom” series. Happy #Juneteenth #quilting

Colorful quilt of a nighttime scene with Harriet Tubman in an orange jacket and purple dress carrying a rifle. She is leading other figures who walk behind her.
19/6/2025, 12:19:22 PM | 32117 6321 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Just a friggn podcast w his wife and kids, or pope leo…a little baseball, a lotta common sense

18/6/2025, 11:13:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Welcome to the slime eat slime world

18/6/2025, 11:03:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Bullshit Soviet tactics. What happened to F#^*%n “Don’t tread on me?”

18/6/2025, 11:02:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

And a lot of Americans are cool with this, depressing or depraved?

18/6/2025, 10:35:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Cherry picking religion, not cool

18/6/2025, 10:33:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Blossom smile some sunshine down my way…

18/6/2025, 10:29:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Democrats (@democrats.org) reposted

Gov. Kathy Hochul on NYC Comptroller Brad Lander’s arrest: “It’s bullshit.”

18/6/2025, 2:20:44 AM | 1374 316 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought republicans were all about less gov interference

18/6/2025, 8:57:14 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Keep sending him cheeseburgers

16/6/2025, 7:55:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Here we go again more ethical concerns

16/6/2025, 7:45:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GIFFORDS (@giffords.org) reposted

We are heartbroken to hear that our partner and friend, Minnesota Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman and her husband, Mark, were killed in a targeted shooting. We condemn this violence in the strongest possible terms and are keeping State Rep. Hortman’s family in our hearts during this tragic time.

14/6/2025, 3:53:42 PM | 1417 213 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Tough guy

14/6/2025, 10:28:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reposted

This just in from my nephew

A tiny hand holds a handmade cardboard sign that says “down with Trump! up with love.”
14/6/2025, 10:19:39 PM | 548 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ☘️🦌🤙TreeHuggin (@roberthernon.bsky.social) reposted

Pope Leo's First U.S. Bishop Is Mobilizing Priests To Help Immigrants In Court www.yahoo.com/news/pope-le...

13/6/2025, 11:28:09 PM | 2514 537 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maria Behan (@mariabehan.bsky.social) reposted

Scenes from the soggy yet spirited No Kings rally in Dublin, Ireland, today. We did our part… Excited to see what you do, America! We love you! #nokings

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14/6/2025, 12:45:32 PM | 4201 615 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shay O’Reilly (@shaygabriel.bsky.social) reposted

Hello from Berlin where a few hundred Americans are outside the embassy, currently reading aloud from the Declaration of Independence. #nokings

A few hundred Americans of all ages standing in dappled sun with flags and signs
14/6/2025, 12:11:09 PM | 38825 7818 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

That congressman from duluth, grand rapids and his rude over the top exchange with you during the sanctuary city hearing televised on c-span is exactly what adds fuel to aberrant hate filled behavior. I was shocked an elected official could be so disrespectful of another human being.

14/6/2025, 9:47:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social)

Poughkeepsie #NoKings get up stand up!!

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14/6/2025, 9:41:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Katie Phang (@katiephang.bsky.social) reposted

🔥🔥🔥

14/6/2025, 6:35:06 PM | 5031 940 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe in school he should’ve spent more time “doing” his homework….

12/6/2025, 10:04:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Go get em Liz!

12/6/2025, 10:00:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Way to go padilla! force their hand— they think they hold all the cards and at the end of the day they’re just a bunch of jokers🃏🃏🃏🃏

12/6/2025, 6:37:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes shorthand is best- just say, “get your ass out into the street”

12/6/2025, 6:35:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) reposted

Sherrill: "You're blowing money on poorly conceived operations and vanity projects...Retrofitting the Qatari jet to serve as Air Force One costs about $400 million. The parade in D.C. will cost $40 million. Your campaign in Yemen cost about a $1 billion. Operations in LA will cost tens of millions."

12/6/2025, 6:17:30 PM | 3291 1020 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Pat Ryan’s awesome —hegseth- just a classic spitballer

12/6/2025, 6:27:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rich Raho (@richraho.bsky.social) reposted

Pope Leo’s first US episcopal appointment, San Diego’s Bishop-designate Pham, a Vietnamese refugee, invites priests and faith leaders to “stand in solidarity”with migrants at courthouse on June 20, as they make court appearances.

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11/6/2025, 11:53:03 PM | 14739 3668 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

I was clipping my toenails and cleaning the cat’s litter box as i always do when i see her face arrive at the podium, so only halfway paying attention did not catch to which reporter she said, “…what a stupid question.”she’s not only lip syncing BS but outright tackyrude as well.

12/6/2025, 2:01:58 AM | 17 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Full stop, also annoying

12/6/2025, 1:52:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

What a joke

11/6/2025, 5:06:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Draft Dodger playing w little green army men

10/6/2025, 9:33:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Stephen miller is a world class hater

9/6/2025, 1:17:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Gtfo

9/6/2025, 1:16:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

We should wave all the flags of our immigrant ancestors and then tell trump to shove them all up his ignorant ass

8/6/2025, 2:11:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

We still have investigators?

8/6/2025, 1:52:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s probably 😭crying, “that’s the best interview candidate for reals?” Now seriously considering running gigs for pampered chef

8/6/2025, 1:51:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Pravda

7/6/2025, 2:07:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GemmaGem (@tippytaff.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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4/6/2025, 6:53:10 AM | 104 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Bad Luck, pete

4/6/2025, 11:05:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture #TeslaTakedown (@teslatakedown.com) reposted

Elon Musk is just as dangerous today as he was yesterday. #MuskMustFall #teslatakedown

31/5/2025, 3:12:08 PM | 142 58 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlie Sykes (@sykescharlie.bsky.social) reposted

“It’s hard to think of a more anti-conservative figure than President Donald Trump or a more anti-conservative movement than MAGA,” writes @Peter_Wehner. “The Trump administration is a thugocracy, and the Republican Party he controls supports him”:

31/5/2025, 3:51:07 PM | 400 94 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh boy

30/5/2025, 8:06:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

And get rid of seatbelts too dammit

30/5/2025, 7:48:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably dodging a Taco

30/5/2025, 7:38:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Washington Post (@washingtonpost.com) reposted

Breaking news: Qatar has asked the U.S. to clarify that the pending transfer of a luxury jetliner President Trump wants for Air Force One was initiated by the administration and that Qatar was not responsible for any future transfers, officials said.

29/5/2025, 12:17:57 AM | 1746 507 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

“In the valley of the blind the one eyed man is king”

29/5/2025, 8:47:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

….always whines, way more accurate

29/5/2025, 8:41:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

Yup.

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28/5/2025, 7:40:38 PM | 25428 5579 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Not news

29/5/2025, 5:34:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Why have you forsaken me

29/5/2025, 5:27:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Hypocrite

25/5/2025, 2:10:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ProPublica (@propublica.org) reposted reply parent

Duffy is the second cabinet secretary to have sold stock at an opportune time. Last week, ProPublica reported that U.S. AG Pam Bondi sold between $1 million and $5 million worth of shares of Trump Media on “Liberation Day.”

19/5/2025, 5:17:00 PM | 801 291 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

Unreal

24/5/2025, 5:48:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirsten Gillibrand (@kirstengillibrand.bsky.social) reposted

DOGE is meddling with Social Security and attempting to access our sensitive data, and now the Trump administration is asking the Supreme Court to help them hide their destruction. The American people deserve transparency.

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23/5/2025, 9:51:06 PM | 15 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kirsten Gillibrand (@kirstengillibrand.bsky.social) reposted

Millions of families rely on SNAP to put food on the table. But instead of improving or expanding the program, House Republicans voted to cut SNAP funding to give tax breaks to billionaires. Our children deserve better.

23/5/2025, 1:21:27 PM | 21 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rick Wilson (@therickwilson.bsky.social) reposted

I wonder how Tim Cook is feeling right now, having bent the knee to Trump, thinking it was a rational, transactional move.

23/5/2025, 3:00:47 PM | 2672 428 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s on hamburglar high

23/5/2025, 10:02:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bacon Bandit (@baconbandit13.bsky.social) reply parent

F$&*n nazis

23/5/2025, 9:56:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view