Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
*pushes glasses up nose* This is known as the Blueschism
Storm Dave’s real name is Storm Rodney.
Some inspirational better uses of all that A9 duelling cash in this fantastic little video from @garethdennis.uk.
I am Grout
A pizza is flat like a circle.
We are very silly.
I hope you had a good ventilator. That spalting is not good when airborne!
Interestingly the European ash are already evolving resistance to the die back. There is hope!
The street will always find a way.
I had to put the light on making the morning coffee last week for the first time in months. It's heartbreaking when we get less than 8 hours of daylight in mid-December though...
The nights have been drawing in for 2 months!
Is that Jared Leto?
The Antonine Wall would never..
Lindsay is right.
They work the same, whatever the weather!
Bucky Fuller remains the GOAT.
#WeirdCarBS
There definitely be precipitation over there.
Good Evening
I have bought a trail camera (I wanted one for the garden anyway) and will be popping it in the roof. I found and blocked a couple of possible entry points. And a crack in an old chimney that will need repair!
Jarvis Knows
Scotland: Juice Glasgow: Ginger
We used to have mice and this was definitely bigger. I suspect squirrel or rat. Probably squirrel. Gone now so all's good. For now.
It appears to have moved on. Opening the loft hatch and bellowing "Gerrofoutofit!" appear to have worked. I guess I'll be surveying for obvious entry points today...
I think that's what it's done. No sign of it now and no noises.
This has been discussed. 😁
I have decided to stay in bed with partner and cats and finish my coffee first.
Current status:
Well if it found its way in hopefully it'll find its way out... 😬 Did you have to get someone in?
It sounds enormous. I am slightly terrified to go up there.
Pottering is my primary retirement goal.
[shakes head sadly] This is the problem with getting old but not retired. Less free time for one’s passions.
Can anyone recommend an infrared trail camera? It appears to have moved on but I will need to work out what it is. (And where the hell it is entering!)
There is an animal of some sort in the loft above our bedroom. I have a feeling today is not going to go as planned.
Choose HRT
Cnutters
Have they co-opted the suffragettes colours?
Hey! Welcome back!
I've seen so many ai versions of the Weekend at Donnies picture I did. Why can't the software check the prompt and say 'someone's already done that joke' and not pointlessly burn the planet?
I can
Make Death Rumors Great Again
This is incredible
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I waited till he woke but passed on a wee kiss.
I was about to make a comment on folks trying to claim they were grunge back then and look at this: Google excerpt vs Actual Wikipedia. Clearly the argument rages on.
trump dying is just a distraction
Ha, I still don't believe that Bush exist(ed). I'm not sure I've ever heard one of their tunes.
Now if I only knew who that was.
The whole coalition collapses if Trump goes. I don't think we can know what happens next.
You just made/ruined Andy's weekend.
[whispers] It's your book KT.
Ice T's 1995 was incredible.
Happy #Caturday from Helix #ProofOfCat
They're good dogs Clark
#SpreadJoy
Lots of speculative context in the replies to this if you've just logged on.
Buckle up America
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
Also picturing a tiny fireman.
I am always deeply perturbed when my partner is awake before me. But it usually means I get coffee made for me so...
Accepting that my sleeping brain has no appreciation of weekends was one of the most annoying bits about aging.
I can't believe I slept through it.
Fair
The Bourne movies were pretty good Bond movies.
The Internet Archive has rolled out an extremely effective new tool for searching for old Geocities GIFs. I'd apologize for what I'm about to do to this website as a result, but that would be a lie, because I won't feel sorry at all gifcities.org
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I had a great quote skeet response for this but... Affogato
I just wanted a lie down after work. #ProofOfCat
Can't a happy man do a little dangerous heavy machinery operation for the tickety-tocks? As a treat?
No AI without UBI.
Who are you? The Fun Police? 😋
Do you have the heated seat on to keep them warm?
Good Morning and Happy Friday to all who celebrate.
Faine ain't no clanker
Sploosh it on your corn flakes just to annoy John Harvey Kellogg.
lol, this came straight up on this timeline @antihippy.bsky.social.
@funranium.bsky.social #CRAB
Tom Clancy's Infinite Jest
Perfect.
I'm pretty sure it was @greatdismal.bsky.social who introduced me to the term 'gear-queer' and I think this is the extreme(ist) end of it.
I just had a week off and whoever it was that referred to long weekends as 'microdosing retirement' was a bit too on the nose. Maybe I need to be professionally widowed too before actual retirement. A fine plan.
I think I need a diagram. 😁 I will be using a front direct drive hub for regen on the fat bike. I really like the look of this but who knows when it will be in production. youtu.be/bLu6H-K4L2Y
How are you going to do regen with hub brakes? Built into the motor?
Bella Chow
Especially this one:
The replies to this are worth a minute of your time.
You know you love it really: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpm7...
Dell outlet store is your friend for good value Dells with full warranty.
here is this platypus supercut you may want to watch
The people OpenAI should actually be replacing...
You could have put that in the alt text. 😋
