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Idiot.

created July 1, 2023

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Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

It just saves time.

4/9/2025, 12:01:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social)

I have decided that the last four months of the year are now Hallowthanksmas, just to save time for everyone.

3/9/2025, 11:32:37 PM | 36 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

At which point, I say charge them.

3/9/2025, 10:35:46 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

They brought it on themselves. They have a stated duty to not obey unlawful orders.

3/9/2025, 10:35:01 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

The natural conclusion being it should *not* have been followed.

3/9/2025, 10:34:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social)

This is the natural outcome of US political obsession with seniority and machine party politics.

3/9/2025, 10:33:33 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lee Drutman (@leedrutman.bsky.social) reposted

You may have noticed: American politicians are really old. You may not know that American politicians are exceptionally old compared to other democracies. Congratulations, USA: we are the world's most advanced gerontocracy. American exceptionalism, indeed. open.substack.com/pub/leedrutm...

3/9/2025, 8:03:49 PM | 166 63 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

He isn't. He's a nasty little fascist, spotted at school as such by his teachers, who will say anything to inflame populist opinion. He's Alex Jones without a supplement side hustle.

3/9/2025, 10:32:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

The more I look at it, the more it looks like an unlawful order.

3/9/2025, 10:30:40 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Bingo.

3/9/2025, 10:23:07 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social)

Blob there knows a thing or two about Domino's.

3/9/2025, 10:20:05 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social)

Evolution restarts in Florida.

3/9/2025, 8:44:09 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🇨🇦Demondawg’s minion 🇪🇸 (@demondawg2021.bsky.social) reposted

RG holding a press conference. Umm, I think the brace is backwards?? 🧐🤔🤔

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3/9/2025, 5:33:46 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social)

Synonym: Republican Party Policy.

3/9/2025, 8:41:06 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social)

Lunch at my club.

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3/9/2025, 8:39:50 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly that's how RN plays it, even with USCG aboard.

3/9/2025, 3:00:31 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

WWII.

3/9/2025, 2:38:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 2:36:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

And the whole drug cartel as FTO has always been a stretch.

3/9/2025, 2:35:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

The level of legal analysis that goes on in those is far, far beyond what was possible here.

3/9/2025, 2:34:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Doesn't work, especially as it was effectively a law enforcement action. Even then, in international waters/non US territory it becomes an even harder ask.

3/9/2025, 2:33:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Th modern Sisyphus.

3/9/2025, 1:21:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

*parse

3/9/2025, 1:19:17 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social)

I'm still trying to pause the legal basis for this. Can't, quite honestly.

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3/9/2025, 1:18:43 AM | 30 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

The size of the conventional forces makes them worth keeping an eye on, but the problem is that there are no real regional counterbalances in 2 of the regions they stretch, which allows them to be a bit more of a pain in the ass in other regions.

3/9/2025, 1:17:01 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nita Cosby (@5-2blue.bsky.social) reposted

"Oh God, he's shit his pants again."

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3/9/2025, 12:56:29 AM | 24 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

I fucked up.

2/9/2025, 9:11:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social)

Texas Catholics, he's coming for you

2/9/2025, 8:08:14 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social)

Paging Alphonse Douhet..

2/9/2025, 8:03:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social)

He's about to caveat off something.

2/9/2025, 8:02:34 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Then he must have been a complete fucking disaster. 360 eval is the way forward.

2/9/2025, 7:58:17 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social)

Hegseth finally does for what did for his career.

2/9/2025, 7:30:53 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

We all know it's a payoff to ALGOP.

2/9/2025, 7:14:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Chadbourn (@chadbourn.bsky.social) reposted

The US military will conduct a flyover of the White House and wider DC at 11am tomorrow (Wednesday). Epstein’s victims will be holding a press conference on Capitol Hill around the same time.

2/9/2025, 5:31:48 PM | 2972 1209 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly, it's one of those knife-edge issues that this admin could go either way in at any time.

2/9/2025, 7:12:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Meh, I'm not mad. Redstone is there. I mean it's stupid and expensive and ridiculous, but at least we're not invading Mexico.

2/9/2025, 7:11:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social)

@froggybanjo.bsky.social

2/9/2025, 7:10:30 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

FFS.

2/9/2025, 7:09:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh please.

2/9/2025, 7:08:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social)

What did I miss at 2pm?

2/9/2025, 7:07:24 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not nailed on that this prosecution will succeed at trial, or be subject to appeal/defence based on HRA 1998, Art. 10 S.1. But that may fail that is to S.2.

2/9/2025, 4:49:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 4:42:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 3:39:18 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social)

Marjorie was surprised when the house suddenly accelerated downwards.

2/9/2025, 4:34:39 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

We definitely need more silliness like we had over there.

2/9/2025, 4:34:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly.

2/9/2025, 4:05:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

And the water just passed through.

2/9/2025, 4:02:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Or Venezuela.

2/9/2025, 4:10:52 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Andersen (@kurtandersen.bsky.social) reposted

Great lead headline right now, @nytimes.com.

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1/9/2025, 5:18:32 PM | 3912 840 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kerry Reid (she/her) (@kerryreid.bsky.social) reposted

A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.

Sign at rally with picture of Malort bottle reading Go Ahead...Chicago Drinks Tear Gas By The Ounce.
2/9/2025, 1:36:53 AM | 5202 1287 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

TYFYS

2/9/2025, 2:36:31 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted

A screenshot of a post on X. It's a double quote tweet. The original post is a photo of bacon in a frying pan and the caption says,
1/9/2025, 11:16:00 PM | 42900 5039 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

I would read that shit out of that.

2/9/2025, 2:19:00 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Just remember you fought and died for me to be a monster.

2/9/2025, 2:17:40 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for your service.

2/9/2025, 2:16:31 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Every American public holiday is Veterans Day.

2/9/2025, 2:15:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Gary's List

2/9/2025, 2:11:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social)

Citizen Gary

2/9/2025, 2:09:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Shiny Happy People. Or Radio Song.

2/9/2025, 2:04:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Oi! Messes resent that comparison. She's a catastrophe.

2/9/2025, 1:58:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Farewell to your flange.

2/9/2025, 1:49:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

RFK under the window with a big net...

1/9/2025, 7:14:51 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social)

Huh

1/9/2025, 7:11:35 PM | 26 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a slab of natty light. Perfect.

1/9/2025, 7:02:58 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly, God has the opportunity to do the funniest thing and take all of us not expecting to go and leaving the expectant ones behind.

1/9/2025, 7:00:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social)

This usually means a 'correction' is on the way.

1/9/2025, 6:59:58 PM | 16 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup

1/9/2025, 6:59:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm talking about Ohio towns.

1/9/2025, 6:58:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Totally cool with Vietnam going off on their own. And Algeria...

1/9/2025, 6:57:21 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

He has some splaining to do.

1/9/2025, 6:56:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

And at least there's no alimony or child support...

1/9/2025, 6:51:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

E4. There are other income streams.

1/9/2025, 6:49:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Used cars and strippers. The auld enemy.

1/9/2025, 6:45:58 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Darth Putin (@darthputinkgb.bsky.social) reposted

Do not believe anything until the Kremlin denies it™️

1/9/2025, 1:52:22 PM | 1134 228 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social)

👀

1/9/2025, 6:12:47 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Tariffs make this game much more expensive.

1/9/2025, 6:08:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social)

I have just been informed that the Rapture will be happening on September 23rd. I will be busy that day with a U-Haul taking their stuff.

1/9/2025, 5:59:01 PM | 25 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social)

Yup

1/9/2025, 1:35:51 AM | 28 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Niche joke.

1/9/2025, 1:31:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 12:40:35 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

But without him, it'd be dead.

1/9/2025, 12:38:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maria Popova (@popovaprof.bsky.social) reposted

I’m sick of Cold War has-beens like Mearsheimer, Posen, Allison, and Walt obtusely misinterpreting Ru and confidently regaling us w clueless takes about how Ukraine can end the war through concessions. Enough. Accept that Ukraine proves you wrong every day by not conforming to your warped theories.

31/8/2025, 10:28:23 PM | 199 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social)

To Gilmore: introduce random unnecessary and frequently pointless personal bullshit/bad decisions into the life of a character on TV for purposes of increasing the drama of the show in a desperate attempt to keep viewers. Who get pissed off at the pointless drama.

1/9/2025, 12:33:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twitter escapee (@shall001.bsky.social) reposted

Haha hey anybody remember Jill Stein?

22/8/2025, 2:17:54 AM | 176 58 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

There used to be a Chinese company that made excellent replacements for pennies compared to OE parts

1/9/2025, 12:14:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

They did by its rapid reduction.

1/9/2025, 12:13:58 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd love one, although access to affordable transfer cases has been cut by the tariffs.

1/9/2025, 12:04:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 11:59:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

And we had outfits like Prodrive who'd fettle WRXs in limited numbers for subaru and then they'd be sold through regular dealers. Also, the grey market there used to be much more forgiving.

31/8/2025, 11:58:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

The last Taurus SHO was awesome.

31/8/2025, 11:56:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop.

31/8/2025, 11:53:35 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social)

It must've been a swimming pool of vomit by the end.

31/8/2025, 11:49:39 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Until gravity decides to exert its inevitable influence, then it'll be (briefly) terrifying. Then everything will go dark.

31/8/2025, 11:48:51 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 11:47:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reduced to bit player in the Brosnan movies

31/8/2025, 11:47:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm miffed that Colin Salmon didn't get a shout.

31/8/2025, 11:46:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

It's so good except for the 1.9 liter BMW convertible.

31/8/2025, 11:45:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dread Pirate Sex Badger (@badgercult.bsky.social) reply parent

Also Connery's bond is at best a sexual abuser, at worst a rapist (in Goldfinger he raped Pussy Galore).

31/8/2025, 11:44:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view