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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social

I'm still trying to pause the legal basis for this. Can't, quite honestly.

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sep 3, 2025, 1:18 am β€’ 30 2

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Templedoom Peck πŸŽƒπŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ @templetonpeck.bsky.social

There isn't one. This is a clearly recognized escalation of force doctrine for law enforcement on the high seas and they said "fuck it, let's get to the part where we murder people."

sep 3, 2025, 1:47 am β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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Templedoom Peck πŸŽƒπŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ @templetonpeck.bsky.social

It's like, the whole reason the US Coast Guard (and coast guards, in general) exists.

sep 3, 2025, 1:49 am β€’ 4 1 β€’ view
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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social

sep 3, 2025, 2:36 am β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Templedoom Peck πŸŽƒπŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ @templetonpeck.bsky.social

How do we stop people on the high seas or blow their boats up and take all of their stuff without being pirates with letters of marque or committing an act of war with our navy? This cool new thing we invented called, "water cops."

sep 3, 2025, 3:03 am β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social

Usually, it's "Coast Guard Det deploys in boat for apprehension. Ship's company watches from smoke deck"

sep 3, 2025, 2:54 am β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social

*parse

sep 3, 2025, 1:19 am β€’ 10 0 β€’ view
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Scout and T @scoutandt.bsky.social

You're a better person than I Dread Pirate. I just let my typos hang out there hoping the intended message is noted.

sep 3, 2025, 2:00 am β€’ 5 0 β€’ view
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TinkeringTailorTom-Dread is no longer Existential @tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social

The @tmfloressb.bsky.social approach. Admirable!

sep 3, 2025, 2:04 am β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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Get Shit Done Girl πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ• @tmfloressb.bsky.social

Works for me TBH πŸ˜‚

sep 3, 2025, 2:06 am β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Dr. Froggy Banjo @froggybanjo.bsky.social

Best I've got is....

Mr Mackey from South Park, Drugs are bad ... mmm kay?
sep 3, 2025, 1:26 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Mike R. v2.7 @rooster75.bsky.social

I'm petty but I'm back on the Chief Diplomat of the United States (a Floridian, no less) can't spell Caribbean.

sep 3, 2025, 4:06 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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TinkeringTailorTom-Dread is no longer Existential @tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social

The "legal" basis is someone was bored and wanted to be a bit froggy.

sep 3, 2025, 1:19 am β€’ 9 0 β€’ view
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TinkeringTailorTom-Dread is no longer Existential @tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social

Or the "what does this button do?" excuse

sep 3, 2025, 1:41 am β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Androo Downie @adownie.bsky.social

More like, β€œwe love war crimes”

sep 3, 2025, 1:42 am β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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TinkeringTailorTom-Dread is no longer Existential @tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social

They have no understanding of either of those words separately, let alone combined.

sep 3, 2025, 1:45 am β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Phil @kujoatc75.bsky.social

War? Crimes?

sep 3, 2025, 1:47 am β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Mike @mcgwh.bsky.social

Agree. The admin will probably cite EO 14157, which designates cartels as Foreign Terrorist Organizations (FTOs) as falling under the current AUMF but others have cited numerous cracks in that argument.

sep 3, 2025, 2:24 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social

Doesn't work, especially as it was effectively a law enforcement action. Even then, in international waters/non US territory it becomes an even harder ask.

sep 3, 2025, 2:33 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social

And the whole drug cartel as FTO has always been a stretch.

sep 3, 2025, 2:35 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Ted Lasso’s Mustache @macinewa.bsky.social

Can’t think of one unless they have intelligence to the contrary but knowing these imbeciles, they got it wrong and it was a party boat.

sep 3, 2025, 4:32 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social

Never seen an ROE or been part of any training exercise or VBSS that had "and then we yeet the skiff that is just transiting"... Usually, it's "Coast Guard Det deploys in boat for apprehension. Ship's company watches from smoke deck"

sep 3, 2025, 2:51 am β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social

Honestly that's how RN plays it, even with USCG aboard.

sep 3, 2025, 3:00 am β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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Templedoom Peck πŸŽƒπŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ @templetonpeck.bsky.social

The RN frigates would try to rope us in as aircrew to do this for them as cover when we were land-deployed in the area and JIATF-S always shot it down, because of some rule/law/regulation that made them get at least a Commissioned Boarding Officer from one of the TACLETs. Maritime Law is weird.

sep 3, 2025, 12:41 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social

Ive boarded ships.... actually big ships... and small dhows and NOWHERE was there... "and the we blow it up" ... Illegal and against the law of the sea, international law...

sep 3, 2025, 3:04 am β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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John Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social

This...this right here. Is how you make that stuff 2000% more dangerous for the folks who do that kinda thing.

sep 3, 2025, 3:06 am β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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The Unqualified Expert @unqualifiede.bsky.social

I guess we know now why they gutted JAG. Not that this is a far stretch from the way we drone strike whole classes of poeple on land.

sep 3, 2025, 2:14 am β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social

The level of legal analysis that goes on in those is far, far beyond what was possible here.

sep 3, 2025, 2:34 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view