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Edward Goldstein

@bagelfather.bsky.social

created November 19, 2024

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Profile picture Mer Francis, PhD, MSW (@mwfrancis.bsky.social) reposted

Mask up, y'all! The mechanism seems to be that 1) you still have dormant cancer cells (DCCs) when you're in remission, 2) specific T cells keep DCCs dormant, 3) COVID makes those cells not do their job right, & 4) lets the DCCs become active cancer cells and metastasize. www.nih.gov/news-events/...

3/9/2025, 10:53:44 PM | 32 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

HAPPENING NOW: Epstein survivor press conference. They deserve to be heard: www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6fU...

3/9/2025, 2:29:34 PM | 4761 1545 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Edward Goldstein (@bagelfather.bsky.social) reply parent

Rocks and twigs

3/9/2025, 2:39:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We can't have illegal space aliens vote!

2/9/2025, 9:46:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Edward Goldstein (@bagelfather.bsky.social) reply parent

I got a rock.

2/9/2025, 9:43:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Edward Goldstein (@bagelfather.bsky.social) reply parent

I recently reread that book and realized we need more Sam Vimes to stand up against ICE.

31/8/2025, 3:20:06 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Edward Goldstein (@bagelfather.bsky.social)

I just reread Monstrous Regiment and if anyone has doubts, read that book.

31/8/2025, 3:18:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So... if I were to establish an official place of worship for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I could get some sauce.

29/8/2025, 7:22:14 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Texas Paul (@realtexaspaul.com) reposted

For those asking, this is an ammosexual.

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28/8/2025, 5:04:12 PM | 5690 1895 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Joseph Stern (@mjsdc.bsky.social) reposted

🚨ICE agents are racially profiling and arresting Hispanic drivers in the DC area today, targeting work vehicles like trucks and vans. A friend who was targeted sent me video today. Here’s a picture that shows one of two agents before he pulled on his mask. Unmarked black Ford truck, plate: NTV9211.

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28/8/2025, 4:46:33 PM | 4190 2581 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Edward Goldstein (@bagelfather.bsky.social)

Rick Scott looks like Jim Carrey playing Fire Marshal Bill while undergoing chemo.

Rick Scott looks like Jim Carrey playing Fire Marshal Bill while undergoing chemo.
25/8/2025, 3:55:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Edward Goldstein (@bagelfather.bsky.social)

@amerrill2.bsky.social Are you part of the rebrand?

Cracker Barrel logo replaced with Brak for Brak Barrel
23/8/2025, 11:52:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Edward Goldstein (@bagelfather.bsky.social)

Peace was never an option.

22/8/2025, 5:15:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture inblacknwhite (@imagetree.bsky.social) reposted

Fk all you genocide apologists in Congress.

14/8/2025, 10:21:05 AM | 21 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim'll Paint It (@sirpaintalot.bsky.social) reposted

Nirvana's Nevermind cover but the baby is Baby Sinclair from the 90s sitcom Dinosaurs As requested by Morgan

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13/8/2025, 9:28:53 AM | 3805 464 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Edward Goldstein (@bagelfather.bsky.social) reply parent

I have several people I worked with at LinkedIn that work there who may be able to help. DM me here or on LinkedIn Www.linkedin.com/in/egoldstein42

12/8/2025, 9:22:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

And now the proceedings are underway. Judge Breyer takes the bench. I'm listening by Zoom. We have audio access, but no video. (I think you should be able to access the Zoom here: cand-uscourts.zoomgov.com/j/1611472837...)

11/8/2025, 5:03:08 PM | 316 41 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Edward Goldstein (@bagelfather.bsky.social) reply parent

There is though many in power will gather in prison.

7/8/2025, 7:31:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reminds me of Versailles and this administration is way a-head of schedule.

7/8/2025, 7:30:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Edward Goldstein (@bagelfather.bsky.social) reply parent

I love Gricks

4/8/2025, 3:56:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Edward Goldstein (@bagelfather.bsky.social) reply parent

Whitehouse with proposed ballroom looks like a giant goiter.
2/8/2025, 5:02:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Edward Goldstein (@bagelfather.bsky.social) reply parent

Whitehouse with proposed ballroom looks like a giant goiter.
2/8/2025, 5:01:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Edward Goldstein (@bagelfather.bsky.social)

Whitehouse with proposed ballroom looks like a giant goiter.
2/8/2025, 5:00:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whitehouse with proposed ballroom looks like a giant goiter.
2/8/2025, 5:00:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Edward Goldstein (@bagelfather.bsky.social) reply parent

Whitehouse with proposed ballroom looks like a giant goiter.
2/8/2025, 4:57:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Edward Goldstein (@bagelfather.bsky.social) reply parent

Whitehouse with proposed ballroom looks like a giant goiter.
2/8/2025, 4:56:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Edward Goldstein (@bagelfather.bsky.social) reply parent

Whitehouse with proposed ballroom looks like a giant goiter.
2/8/2025, 4:55:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whitehouse with proposed ballroom looks like a giant goiter.
2/8/2025, 4:54:58 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MS Kohut (@mskohut.bsky.social) reposted

And it’s an EXCELLENT training! #OneMillionRising

1/8/2025, 12:12:02 PM | 8 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Edward Goldstein (@bagelfather.bsky.social) reply parent

Noooo!

1/8/2025, 8:30:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Edward Goldstein (@bagelfather.bsky.social) reply parent

P-L-N!

30/7/2025, 3:10:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like it when the kid said he could her her invisible jet. Yeah I guess if you hear a jet engine and there's no plane it has to be Wonder Woman.

29/7/2025, 6:17:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/7/2025, 12:44:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brion (@mntngroove.bsky.social) reposted

No one is safe.

28/7/2025, 11:36:29 AM | 384 185 | View on Bluesky | view

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Introducing Dumb Quixote - The Disingenuous Politician of Mar-a-Lago. DJT is obsessed with Windmills.

Oil painting style portrait of modern windmills with DJT dressed Don Quixote in conquistador armor, astride a horse, holding a lance, and his colors are red and yellow.
28/7/2025, 2:26:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Introducing Dumb Quixote - The Disingenuous Politician of Mar-a-Lago. DJT is obsessed with Windmills.

Oil painting style portrait of modern windmills with DJT dressed Don Quixote in conquistador armor, astride a horse, holding a lance, and his colors are red and yellow.
28/7/2025, 2:25:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Introducing Dumb Quixote - The Disingenuous Politician of Mar-a-Lago. DJT is obsessed with Windmills.

Oil painting style portrait of modern windmills with DJT dressed Don Quixote in conquistador armor, astride a horse, holding a lance, and his colors are red and yellow.
28/7/2025, 2:24:27 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Introducing Dumb Quixote - The Disingenuous Politician of Mar-a-Lago. DJT is obsessed with Windmills.

Oil painting style portrait of modern windmills with DJT dressed Don Quixote in conquistador armor, astride a horse, holding a lance, and his colors are red and yellow.
28/7/2025, 2:22:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Introducing Dumb Quixote - The Disingenuous Politician of Mar-a-Lago. DJT is obsessed with Windmills.

Oil painting style portrait of modern windmills with DJT dressed Don Quixote in conquistador armor, astride a horse, holding a lance, and his colors are red and yellow.
28/7/2025, 2:21:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ntroducing Dumb Quixote - The Disingenuous Politician of Mar-a-Lago. DJT is obsessed with Windmills.

Oil painting style portrait of modern windmills with DJT dressed Don Quixote in conquistador armor, astride a horse, holding a lance, and his colors are red and yellow.
28/7/2025, 2:20:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MS Kohut (@mskohut.bsky.social) reposted

Take this free book too. Just take it. www.nonviolent-conflict.org/resource/fro...

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26/7/2025, 12:12:45 PM | 19 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Edward Goldstein (@bagelfather.bsky.social) reply parent

They had him talk like someone not from the US and he said about. The FCC wants to install a babysitter to stop anti-Trump messaging. Free speech is for nazis, insurrectionists and pedophiles!

25/7/2025, 10:39:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Phineas and Ferb character Heinz Doofenschmirtz revealing his Release-the-Epstein-files-inator.
25/7/2025, 10:34:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Edward Goldstein (@bagelfather.bsky.social) reply parent

Behold...

Phineas and Ferb character Heinz Doofenschmirtz revealing his Release-the-Epstein-files-inator.
25/7/2025, 10:33:23 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/7/2025, 10:29:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought it was Trump's diapers.

24/7/2025, 3:44:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scrooge McFuck

22/7/2025, 8:20:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why did God give me eyes!

21/7/2025, 7:50:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They could invite UN observers onto their land nearby.

18/7/2025, 9:03:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Edward Goldstein (@bagelfather.bsky.social) reply parent

Announcement at noon on a CA farm workers strike: linktr.ee/huelgaparala... Here is data on CA crops and the impact of a strike. For the top 20 crops grown in the US with over 75% coming from California 28.2 Billion is in exports outside the US 18.8 Billion is in exports within the US

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14/7/2025, 3:44:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Note: He has willingly exposed his family to the woke virus and RFK Jr has canceled the vaccine.

14/7/2025, 3:37:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Announcement today at noon for the California Farmworkers Strike linktr.ee/huelgaparala...

14/7/2025, 3:26:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WIP

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13/7/2025, 3:59:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll take 'No Duh' for $1000 Alex.

10/7/2025, 6:16:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had this as a child.

9/7/2025, 8:59:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People call it a wake.

9/7/2025, 8:55:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is more likely to get a No-bell-peppers Pizza Prize

8/7/2025, 2:50:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Showtime!

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8/7/2025, 1:06:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/7/2025, 5:07:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What does the fox say? Zzzzzzzz

7/7/2025, 1:59:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I send 90 to 120 postcards a month to people to help them through this nightmare.

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6/7/2025, 7:45:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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America, fuck no!

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4/7/2025, 6:43:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember seeing this movie 5x as a kid and playing the soundtrack on vinyl so often it wore out.

4/7/2025, 6:41:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's an idiot.

4/7/2025, 6:39:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On the plus side you have a new irrational fear.

4/7/2025, 6:37:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a plastic one on my RPG bookcase. I bought it years ago to us as a Pathfindef figure. It is made of plastic which comes from oil that is from the decomposition of dinosaurs. Circle of life

4/7/2025, 2:58:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was expecting Me damn you or I damn you. Is there a way we can try that 10 plagues again?

4/7/2025, 7:13:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it now?

3/7/2025, 7:14:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brandon Friedman (@brandonfriedman.bsky.social) reposted

Nazi concentration camps opened just as innocuously as this. Little fanfare. Political prisoners. Undesirables. Stuff like that. Seven years later, they were operating an organized system of extermination camps to murder millions.

1/7/2025, 5:06:52 AM | 543 217 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is a tunnel connecting the two buildings so essentially they are protecting the Whitehouse.

28/6/2025, 7:13:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is a soldier there, maybe she can visit them.

28/6/2025, 3:56:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WOLVERINES!

28/6/2025, 3:51:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fucking Nazis.

27/6/2025, 7:52:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make America Gag Again

27/6/2025, 6:52:32 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here is a meme I made of the space heater at my gf's work.

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26/6/2025, 6:59:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I cried when Phil was murdered.

23/6/2025, 5:45:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know people there, let me see if I can't get action on thess.

23/6/2025, 5:44:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know what you mean by islands, but I am still going to respond... *stares at you in Washingtonian*

23/6/2025, 5:43:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem KLAN
23/6/2025, 5:42:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

DONAKD J. TRUMP

The GREAT B-2 pilots have just landed, safely, in Missouri. Thank you for a job well done!!! DONAKD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
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CP3FAFO worst Star Wars / Star Trek crossover character.

Director of Terrorism Protection being called out for inexperience and the nickname CP3FAFO.
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Mother couch fu€ker!

21/6/2025, 1:21:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My niece and every other trans kid deserves to live.

19/6/2025, 3:43:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My girlfriend's sister, who is white, was stopped in the parking lot of a big box store by ICE. She demanded to see their IDs and when she showed hers they started to question her Spanish last name. Her husband is Latino and they helped run Latinos for Trump. Result? Angry buyers remorse.

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This explains our timeline. A time machine!

17/6/2025, 6:42:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm pretty sure I have my copy somewhere.

17/6/2025, 6:41:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He needs a My Guy pillow from Sean.

17/6/2025, 6:40:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tank: "Duuuuude!"

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More flash frozen people jerky.

16/6/2025, 1:48:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also who wants to commute to this in that humidity?!

16/6/2025, 1:38:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He had 10x the number of attendees than Obama did at his military parade.

16/6/2025, 1:37:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How about Rats Informants Tattletales Stool pigeons Finks Canaries Turncoats Weasels Narcs Tattletales Liars

13/6/2025, 10:12:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Snitches be crazy

13/6/2025, 10:09:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We really needed this today, thank you.

13/6/2025, 4:33:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MS Kohut (@mskohut.bsky.social) reposted

@suthunman1.bsky.social thank you for sharing this with me. READ UP PEOPLE and see how FUKKKED that “election” was. substack.com/home/post/p-...

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Profile picture Edward Goldstein (@bagelfather.bsky.social) reply parent

Self explanatory.

Jim Jordan and his wife walking past 2 drag queens at the Kennedy center for Les Miserables and avoiding looking at them. Jim thought bubble - Don't let God see your erection, don't let him see it. Her: Oh God don't let me see his erection, don't let me see it.
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#Seattle

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