Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social)
Why is Space Force?
Blueberry in the deep red tomato soup of Texas. FML. ๐ซ
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Why is Space Force?
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Girl byeeeee
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
My Motorola Vader phone was THE phone to carry bitd.
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
First laugh I've had since November 2016. Thank you. ๐
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social)
Giuliani after saving all the pets from the fire and immediately getting rear ended
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, son. ๐คฃ
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Obligatory "Jerry, no!"
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social)
Driving thru VA today, we were blown off the road by a black suv with govt. plates hauling ass up I40...not sure if it means anything but it's nice to have hope again...
Just Jack (@just-jack-1.bsky.social) reposted
Republicans: Mass shootings: โitโs the price of freedom. Send thoughts and prayersโ Homelessness: โDeploy the National Guardโ
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey Trey, EAT SHIT.
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social)
Cracker Barrel caved to MAGA pressure and now Uncle Hershel has been replaced by Hershel Walker. ๐
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
TBH, I was never afraid to visit DC until Stinky rolled his Stormpoopers in.
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet those slapped.
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social)
Sitting here in my baggy camo shorts and saggy t-shirt I just realized that my chosen fit is Jake from "2 1/2 Men". I am a 60 year old woman. ๐ญ
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Stinky's just a place holder for Vance. Jan. 2027 he'll be removed and pardoned.
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Why's he so butt hurt, it's still literally a wooden container full of crackers
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Many people are saying
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Le cringe ๐ฌ
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
What a shitbag. Rest in piss Dobson.
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social)
Trump is just Vance's placeholder. He'll be gone and fully pardoned Jan. 2027. Make sure he knows this.
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Eddie's MAGA
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
I think Steve may be updating his LinkedIn:
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry this keeps happening to you and your family. I looked at that dude's FB and (shocker) he's absolute MAGA trash.
Rachel Vindman (@natsechobbyist.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Steve works at Carmichael Ace Hardware. Their phone number is 916-489-1999.
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Watching this episode now and instantly ran to the Google machine hoping in vain...
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Punctuation is woke
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Dave the Enchanter (@writesdave.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Yeah, cool, did he say why he flew on Epsteinโs plane?
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Ummmm I know numbers go higher than five
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social)
Stinky's gonna give Alaska to Putin isn't he? Only upside, byeeeeee Murkowski!!!
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Boo hoo
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Yawn, wake me for the perp walk
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
hEaD oF nAsA sEaN dUfFy
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure what wouldn't concern Ghislaine Maxwell would scare the everloving shit out of everyone else. ๐ฑ
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social)
Not me gleefully stamping the "Big Balls gets the shit beat out of him by a pack of kids" space on my 2025 Fucked Up Politics BINGO card. ๐
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Ummmm, is he seig heiling from the roof of the White House???
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
100%
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Why can't anyone just accept that the majority of American voters are barely sentient cabbages.
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Stinky's gonna get us nuked back to the Stone Age isn't he?
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social)
Stinky's gonna pardon Ghislaine Maxwell and give her a cabinet position isn't he?
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
I read that as "dragged out" and was happy for a moment.
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social)
Stinky's gonna tell us what happened at Roswell. I bet by Wednesday.
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
He's such a sex pest, forcing beef on Australia.
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social)
Soooooo not a drag queen? The investigation is going to turn up a lot more than this. Guys like this are ALWAYS pedos.
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
It's like they asked Chat GPT to make a professor to scare MAGA off with.
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
*Saw Chuck Mangione died* OMG I was kidding!!! ๐ญ
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
*Second most
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social)
Hulk Hogan has died. Hell? Yes, Brother!
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you knock off three more by the weekend...I can give you a list.
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social)
Hulk Hogan died. Does the Rule of Three just start over?
Sean (@flyingwalruss.bsky.social) reposted
Paramount executives whoโve been doing everything they can to appease Trump watching the South Park premiere after giving Trey & Matt 1.5 billion a few days earlier.
Stone Cold Jane Austen (@abbyhiggs.bsky.social) reposted
South Park is trending, Coldplay is back. Welcome back, 1999!
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
That teeny little pee pee ๐ณ
AEHunt (@wingedwarrior.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Hey Candy. Cee You (in court) Next Tuesday.
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Today I won at Fucked Up Politics BINGO ๐
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Not me gleefully stamping this spot on my 2025 Fucked Up Politics BINGO card
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Awww I love that for him! ๐ฅน
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social)
Reminded today how beautiful young Ozzy Osbourne was. Good night sweet prince of darkness.
Dustin Haning (@dustinhaning.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I thought they didn't want to mix sports and politics.
Noah Joad (@noahjoad.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Next up, demanding that Disney Plus streams "Song of the South"
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social)
Apologies to my dog for being hungover and still crashing out over this on this morning's walkies. ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social)
TBH, we need a palate cleanser after Coldplay cheaters.
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, I'm just here for the memes.
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
WTF "writes" a picture??? Stinky's losing his words.
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social)
Gotta hand it to the Coldplay cheaters, this is the first morning in 10 years I haven't searched for Stinky's obituary first thing. ๐๐๐๐
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
My body is ready
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Unless you're a righteous man
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Straight up giving me life rn
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social)
Imagine how Chris Martin feels what with being the cause of TWO conscious uncouplings. ๐ณ
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social)
If Rapunzel wanted out of her tower so bad why didn't she just use her hair to climb down her own damn self?
Bill Madden (@maddenifico.bsky.social) reposted
Trump thinks Joe Biden appointed Jerome Powell to be chair of the Federal Reserve.
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol sure, Brian
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
When Stinky sets us back to the Stone Age, oh the tablets that will be carved!! ๐ซ
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
That's just weird-weird.
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
"Headspace" ๐ณ
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social)
Imagine explaining to George Washington what a President getting ratio'd means
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolute banger
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Editor: Did you get a picture of the new FEMA director? Photographer: Yeah, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked for.
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
He's giving "mess with the bull, get the horns" energy
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
TPUSA = Turning Pedo USA
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
If that's the case, why won't Trump release it and feed his base?
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Stephan maybe, Urkel no.
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social)
Not Rosie O'Donnell catching strays because of Epstein. ๐
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
If I could go back, I'd kill MYSELF ๐ฉ
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
My dude needs a large bait of Benadryl stat
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Welcome to Blunderdome!
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
Same girl, release them and hold those involved accountable. IDGAF.
Bagheera108.bsky.social (@bagheera108.bsky.social) reply parent
I wanted to throw you a like but you're at 69 and it wouldn't be noice.