I walked down to the very good pizza place tonight. And walked home and had four slices. And what shocks me most of all, I did it all by myself without the National Guard to even help me.
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Well don't try that with donuts or you will be promptly arrested for bribery 😂
aug 26, 2025, 2:48 am • 5 0 • view
Yes the NG should be more useful like helping people move, assisting the elderly in crossing the street, picking up trash, etc.
aug 26, 2025, 12:59 pm • 0 0 • view
I applaud your stalwart bravery!
aug 26, 2025, 4:55 am • 0 0 • view
You were fortunate They have a pattern of hampering citizens
aug 26, 2025, 10:53 am • 2 0 • view
Did you get mugged? Were you scared? How many dead bodies did you step over? (Lived decade in DC, never worried.)
aug 26, 2025, 6:12 pm • 0 0 • view
You are one brave human being. However did you manage such a remarkable journey all on your own without a military escort? Could it be possible that the frump admin cooked up their crime numbers as a pretext? Pretty far fetched right?
aug 26, 2025, 3:41 am • 0 0 • view
I’m surprised you weren’t arrested by authorities for openly carrying a deadly weapon.
aug 26, 2025, 2:03 am • 1 0 • view
And was there a conspiracy taking place in its cellar?
aug 26, 2025, 7:25 am • 0 0 • view
Had you gotten a sub sandwich, you might’ve found trouble
aug 26, 2025, 4:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Wow, you're lucky that MS-13 didn't get ya. 😂
aug 26, 2025, 1:34 am • 13 0 • view
I can’t wait for the Netflix original movie about your bravery and daring!!
aug 26, 2025, 4:19 am • 7 0 • view
Don’t try that in Chicago! 😂😂😂
aug 26, 2025, 7:00 am • 0 0 • view
Brave, so brave 😏
aug 26, 2025, 3:07 am • 3 0 • view
But what about the crime! Won't somebody think of the crime!
aug 26, 2025, 3:11 am • 1 0 • view
Did you walk off that pizza?
aug 26, 2025, 3:03 am • 1 0 • view
Spoilsport !
aug 26, 2025, 4:31 am • 1 0 • view
I drove ALL OVER Detroit in my Mercedes on Saturday, and NOBODY carjacked me. What’s wrong with me?
aug 26, 2025, 3:50 pm • 0 0 • view
THAT is fucking amazing.
aug 26, 2025, 3:10 pm • 1 0 • view
How did you survive?!
aug 26, 2025, 1:17 pm • 0 0 • view
You are so brave.
aug 26, 2025, 5:01 pm • 1 1 • view
😱
aug 27, 2025, 2:07 am • 0 0 • view
Gosh, and you weren't shot dead or held up for your tennis shoes? In an American city? Perhaps it's not a crime-ridden hellhole after all?
aug 26, 2025, 4:10 am • 0 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 3:26 am • 5 0 • view
BLESSINGS🙏🏽
aug 26, 2025, 3:14 am • 0 0 • view
#Braggart!! #LivingDangerous!! 🙂👋
aug 26, 2025, 3:42 pm • 0 0 • view
😂
aug 26, 2025, 11:11 am • 0 0 • view
Haha this made me laugh.
aug 26, 2025, 9:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Congratulations The fit regimen was well Worth it too. Did you happen to see if DT was out walking his dog or hawking the latest version of to not shed a tear under the Bible verse “Of those who don’t see me DT bound for heaven & you better believe it version
aug 26, 2025, 4:44 am • 1 0 • view
Did you time your walk on the watch you can now wear?
aug 26, 2025, 8:41 am • 0 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 12:02 am • 0 0 • view
Call the guard! I’m going out to get pizza!🍕 😂
aug 26, 2025, 8:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Wow! You are truly a living example of courage!
aug 26, 2025, 5:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Get real !! Before Lord Donald's brave threat to protect every city with the military, you would have been killed at least FOUR TIMES. And lost your pizza. Criminals are all cowering in fear these days, expecting a soldier to leap out from behind every shrub.
aug 26, 2025, 1:02 pm • 0 0 • view
I bet they were hungry, too.
aug 26, 2025, 1:57 pm • 0 0 • view
So brave! Thank you for TFG that you were able to do that! Thank you, OJ! 🙏🫶🏻. FUCK ME…
aug 26, 2025, 3:31 am • 3 0 • view
I bet you did it last month and the month before that, and probably last year too. Imagine that.
aug 26, 2025, 7:25 am • 0 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 12:59 am • 46 1 • view
What kind of pizza?
aug 26, 2025, 11:35 am • 0 0 • view
An American hero.
aug 26, 2025, 9:02 pm • 0 0 • view
four slices is a lot of pizza!
aug 27, 2025, 1:07 am • 1 0 • view
TBH, I was never afraid to visit DC until Stinky rolled his Stormpoopers in.
aug 26, 2025, 12:10 pm • 8 0 • view
🙀
aug 26, 2025, 2:29 pm • 0 0 • view
What a brave soul
aug 26, 2025, 9:40 pm • 0 0 • view
You are so brave.
aug 26, 2025, 7:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Look who has become an adult!
aug 26, 2025, 3:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Damn. Good on you. I am still waiting for them to come fix my lawn. Promises made…..
aug 26, 2025, 2:33 pm • 4 0 • view
That's Big League
aug 26, 2025, 1:39 am • 4 0 • view
And you didn’t get mug?!😱 🙄
aug 26, 2025, 2:52 pm • 0 0 • view
I, for one, am so very proud of you for being such a warrior. 😀
aug 26, 2025, 1:20 pm • 2 0 • view
Lucky you weren’t arrested for carrying ‘foreign’ food.
aug 26, 2025, 10:47 pm • 0 0 • view
You Are Amazing!!!!!
aug 26, 2025, 3:05 am • 0 0 • view
You are so ‘brave’ haha!! I’ve been working in DC since 1987 and haven’t had any problems, and I like pizza as well. Trump lives in a sick fantasy world of his own making!
aug 26, 2025, 7:29 pm • 0 0 • view
So so brave, a real hero. 🤗🤗
aug 26, 2025, 4:14 pm • 0 0 • view
Congratulations 🎉
aug 26, 2025, 9:33 pm • 0 0 • view
. . . . I did it all by myself and even with the National Guard stopping me.
aug 26, 2025, 2:23 pm • 1 0 • view
You are so brave! I salute you 🫡
aug 26, 2025, 9:14 pm • 0 0 • view
And you lived through it 😳👍😳
aug 26, 2025, 3:41 am • 0 0 • view
You must’ve been terrified. How brave.
aug 26, 2025, 2:11 pm • 0 0 • view
Sometimes I wish the Guard or some authority figure would prevent me from eating that 4th slice.
aug 26, 2025, 1:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Imagine what happens in Chicago when armed masked thugs put up checkpoints to pizza places.
aug 26, 2025, 1:24 pm • 0 0 • view
And you lived? 🤫
aug 26, 2025, 4:55 am • 0 0 • view
Why are all democrats total assholes. youtube.com/shorts/3Uvjd...
aug 26, 2025, 3:25 am • 0 0 • view
You’re very brave. And well fed
aug 27, 2025, 3:30 am • 0 0 • view
At least they didn't arrest you for eating a deadly weapon.
aug 26, 2025, 6:40 am • 4 0 • view
Not all heroes wear capes.
aug 26, 2025, 8:06 am • 0 0 • view
And I bet the national guard wished they could join you in eating some very good pizza
aug 26, 2025, 2:27 am • 0 0 • view
Oh come on. You know you got mugged 18 times going there, and 16 times coming back. And I’m sure they took your watch and your silver fillings. You’re just battling Trump derangement syndrome and won’t admit what a hellhole the District Is.
aug 26, 2025, 8:59 pm • 0 0 • view
But that's okay. They murdered a whole bunch of homeless people anyway, just in case
aug 26, 2025, 4:15 am • 0 0 • view
The only thing the National Guard will help you do right now is surrender your freedom to the Police State of D.C.
aug 26, 2025, 2:06 pm • 0 0 • view
👏👏👏 That's just amazing!! Amazing!👏👏👏
aug 26, 2025, 2:45 am • 0 0 • view
They were busy picking up trash...
aug 27, 2025, 12:58 am • 0 0 • view
You are stellar!
aug 26, 2025, 4:24 am • 0 0 • view
👍🤣🇺🇲
aug 26, 2025, 11:32 am • 0 0 • view
Did you buy an extra slice to throw at them?
aug 26, 2025, 12:59 am • 29 0 • view
Somehow MAGA hasn’t made Philadelphia great again. Somehow I feel like Trump doesn’t know we have a black woman mayor. And if he plays dumb he could pretend we still have 2022’s historically high murder rate.
aug 26, 2025, 1:01 am • 31 3 • view
My concern is Shapiro isn't Spritzer. If Trump sends in the troops Shapio will write a strongly worded letter. Schumer gave him one to copy.
aug 26, 2025, 7:57 pm • 0 0 • view
He's afraid of black women.
aug 26, 2025, 12:11 pm • 1 0 • view
Shush !
aug 26, 2025, 3:34 am • 6 0 • view
You don’t want to leave anyone out 😂😂😂
aug 26, 2025, 10:23 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 5:05 am • 1 0 • view
That’s what the cheese steak is for
aug 26, 2025, 1:16 am • 4 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 2:49 am • 1 0 • view
I'm sure they were there in 'spirit' CCTV.
aug 26, 2025, 10:15 am • 0 0 • view
Bold.
aug 26, 2025, 1:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Kudos to you. I think you’ve earned the Nobel Peace Prize! 🏆
aug 27, 2025, 12:28 am • 0 0 • view
I have to check that apple pie I want to buy has no sultanas in. Hate that. If I tell the National Guard sultanas make you trans do you think they could check around the best outlets for me ? .. as there's f all else for them to do.
aug 26, 2025, 12:37 pm • 0 1 • view
Say it isnt so....
aug 26, 2025, 4:34 am • 0 0 • view
BUT WERE YOU MUGGED FOR SAID SLICES??? ##askingforafriend #sarcasm
aug 26, 2025, 12:49 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m surprised they didn’t question you why you didn’t have a drink? You know, require you to present your free beverage punch card.
aug 26, 2025, 10:49 am • 0 0 • view
It’s almost like they’re not actually needed and they’re only there to intimidate people.
aug 26, 2025, 3:30 am • 8 0 • view
Bravery. Courage. This is inspiring
aug 26, 2025, 4:01 pm • 0 0 • view
OMFG Who the holy hell are you, John Rambo ???? Chuck Norris???? Have you ever been seen at the same time as Superman?
aug 26, 2025, 12:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Amen! They're as useless as they are expensive! More wastage of the public purse!
aug 26, 2025, 7:45 am • 0 0 • view
👏👏👏
aug 26, 2025, 4:07 am • 0 0 • view
Awesome!
aug 26, 2025, 11:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Brave. Hope you carried a US flag on a sharpened pole to show how you're a 'patriotic citizen'.
aug 27, 2025, 12:11 am • 0 0 • view
And now I want pizza.
aug 26, 2025, 2:33 am • 17 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 3:12 am • 15 1 • view
Why am I laughing so hard?
aug 26, 2025, 8:16 am • 3 0 • view
Because you need it.
aug 26, 2025, 1:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Because it's Quadrangu-hilarious?
aug 26, 2025, 12:05 pm • 2 0 • view
🤣
aug 26, 2025, 1:15 pm • 3 0 • view
Are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the roving street gangs they keep talking about?
aug 26, 2025, 4:24 pm • 2 1 • view
No pizza for you. You get fascism.
aug 26, 2025, 3:12 am • 0 0 • view
Same!
aug 26, 2025, 4:06 pm • 1 0 • view
You would've needed more pizzas.
aug 26, 2025, 2:28 am • 0 0 • view
You live a wild and crazy life, just risking life and limb every day, don't you 😆
aug 26, 2025, 3:47 am • 0 0 • view
Yeah right he didn't have them guarding you while you were eating your pizza and it was crime all around you right it's all b******* and we know it it's just an authoritarian takeover and it doesn't seem like anybody stopping it so sad in America
aug 26, 2025, 5:36 pm • 0 0 • view
Wow ... and you made it back alive ....
aug 26, 2025, 1:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Well done 👍
aug 26, 2025, 1:01 pm • 0 0 • view
You are so brave.
aug 26, 2025, 11:39 am • 0 0 • view
Did you wear your watch? 😂
aug 26, 2025, 2:49 pm • 0 0 • view
For way too long - millions of good people have not seen what’s Coming. So many think Trump’s lack of intelligence will prevent Dictatorship! Although a Fool, it is Trump’s Dream. ALONE, trump is no danger. BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE!! BEHIND The Fool - Powerful Players are Working on The Dictatorship
aug 26, 2025, 10:42 am • 0 0 • view
So Trump did it, you didn’t get mugged or stabbed. MAGA BABY!!
aug 26, 2025, 3:47 am • 0 0 • view
i hate you and i am so happy youre going to suffer for your ignorance. it is thrilling how poor america is now and how viscious its society has become. youre the new russia. i hope you enjoy your poverty and sickness.
aug 26, 2025, 4:24 am • 0 0 • view
But were you wearing your watch?
aug 26, 2025, 2:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Maniac 😹
aug 26, 2025, 11:58 pm • 0 0 • view
👍
aug 26, 2025, 10:07 am • 0 0 • view
Took dog out at 11 last night. Saw someone out for a walk, a person on a bike, a few cars, and 2 rabbits. Typical night in the middle of the city of Chicago. Really. I know. I live here.
aug 26, 2025, 8:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Congratulations
aug 27, 2025, 12:33 am • 0 0 • view
Some people help you cross the street while others goad you across with an automatic weapon.
aug 26, 2025, 2:04 pm • 0 0 • view
How about that. So you don't need armed NG to walk down the street. So tRump is not telling the truth. If truth was water, would he dissolve if it rained on him?
aug 26, 2025, 4:03 am • 1 0 • view
I’m seeing visions of the Wicked Witch.
aug 26, 2025, 6:12 am • 0 0 • view
Is that the same pizza parlor running the child trafficking deep state Biden directed business model?
aug 26, 2025, 1:18 pm • 0 0 • view
No, it's the one serving up cats and dogs as toppings
aug 26, 2025, 1:49 pm • 1 0 • view
👏👏👏👏👏👏
aug 26, 2025, 3:51 pm • 0 0 • view
What? No NG? I hope I'm that lucky today I'm going for a two hundred mile ride today 🏍 and I'm not even taking a gun & there's no NG here. Hope I make it 🙏 🤞🤞🤞 The E FILES MOTHERFUCKER! THE E FILES! R 💙 ✌️
aug 26, 2025, 2:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Gasp!!!! 😱
aug 26, 2025, 2:23 am • 0 0 • view
Be careful or Epstein's pedo pal turned protected pedo president will Karen his guards.
aug 26, 2025, 12:26 pm • 0 0 • view
You’re brave
aug 26, 2025, 7:23 am • 0 0 • view
Remember when Trump supporters came to visit the big city, Washington DC? Yes, you do.
aug 26, 2025, 8:13 pm • 0 0 • view
It wasn’t the one with the pedo ring in the basement, was it? 🤣
aug 26, 2025, 3:20 am • 8 0 • view
👍🏻👍🏻🍸
aug 26, 2025, 4:59 pm • 0 0 • view
ARE YOU OK?
aug 26, 2025, 2:28 am • 0 0 • view
So pleased you came home safe. Love from the UK. 👏🤣
aug 26, 2025, 8:29 am • 0 0 • view
Did you even say thank you?
aug 26, 2025, 1:23 pm • 5 0 • view
Clearly, you must have a concealed carry permit to take on such bold action!
aug 26, 2025, 2:52 am • 1 0 • view
you are a brave soul
aug 26, 2025, 1:40 pm • 0 0 • view
looking at some of the national guard you may only need to worry about them if you are packing pie
aug 26, 2025, 11:41 am • 0 0 • view
I had dinner in DOWNTOWN OAKLAND Saturday! I wasn’t mugged even ONE TIME!!
aug 26, 2025, 3:35 am • 46 5 • view
Are you BRAGGING?
aug 26, 2025, 4:30 am • 19 0 • view
Sarcasm, of course!
aug 26, 2025, 2:33 pm • 4 0 • view
I hope you took off your watch before making that dangerous journey.
aug 26, 2025, 9:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Well done. 😉
aug 26, 2025, 10:49 am • 0 0 • view
OMG! Did you wear your watch?
aug 26, 2025, 5:11 am • 0 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 12:26 am • 0 0 • view
I mean, they could have carried it for you
aug 26, 2025, 3:28 pm • 0 0 • view
But,..., was your trunk open, were your doors unlocked and open, and your money spread out for easy taking?
aug 27, 2025, 2:58 am • 0 0 • view
How can that be? Illegal immigrant criminals are everywhere!!! You didn't get mugged? Shot at? You didn't see anyone eating a cat or a dog?? Ehhhh didn't think so cause the biggest FRAUD is running this country with a bunch of LIES and FAKE NEWS!!!!
aug 26, 2025, 3:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Amazing
aug 26, 2025, 3:35 am • 0 0 • view
Lucky they didn't see you. They would have stolen your leftovers. VOTE.
aug 26, 2025, 10:26 am • 0 0 • view
👏 You are Very Brave! And, now that there is no need for people masked up and armed to their teeth to Protect you, perhaps they can 'return to barracks.'
aug 26, 2025, 4:28 am • 1 0 • view
Sounds like you made it out alive!
aug 26, 2025, 5:30 am • 0 0 • view
It's all bullshit. Except they are locked and loaded. Ready to prove themselves.
aug 26, 2025, 3:44 am • 0 0 • view
The National Guard weekend warriors are not "ready to prove themselves." I bet they don't want to be there anymore than the residents do. Source: Family in the National Guard
aug 26, 2025, 1:59 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm feeling FOMO because I still have not been carjacked or mugged by these roving street gangs. When will it be my turn?!
aug 26, 2025, 4:11 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 3:10 am • 0 0 • view
If you found yourself in a bad situation, you could just burn a flag to call the national guard over
aug 26, 2025, 8:29 am • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣 Oh this is the great freedom of buying a piece of pie right now!! I guess you show courage. 🤣
aug 26, 2025, 2:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Don’t get used to that!
aug 26, 2025, 6:45 am • 0 0 • view
Their assistance isnt shown by walking you there and back, its shown in your ability to do it on your own
aug 26, 2025, 10:35 pm • 0 0 • view
kibroz.com/babe
aug 26, 2025, 9:33 am • 1 0 • view
no way!
aug 26, 2025, 12:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Why don’t they send the Mega-Maga-Felon to Uganda?
aug 26, 2025, 8:40 am • 0 0 • view
youtu.be/MOhGgRgRsmo?...
aug 26, 2025, 5:19 am • 5 0 • view
Not all hero's wear capes....
aug 26, 2025, 6:58 am • 0 0 • view
And u felt SAFE?! 🫢
aug 26, 2025, 8:28 am • 0 0 • view
And you’re still alive, shocking
aug 27, 2025, 12:41 am • 0 0 • view
👍🏻🤣
aug 26, 2025, 2:38 pm • 0 0 • view
You probably left your watch at home Be honest
aug 27, 2025, 12:02 am • 0 0 • view
So proud of you👏
aug 26, 2025, 7:45 am • 1 0 • view
Wow! You are truly an adrenaline junkie! What is next? Taking the dog for an evening walk?!?
aug 26, 2025, 4:01 am • 16 0 • view
Go for the gusto- wear a watch!
aug 27, 2025, 3:21 am • 0 0 • view
But did you wear a watch?
aug 26, 2025, 6:33 am • 2 0 • view
You are so so brave
aug 26, 2025, 3:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Bahahaha! *This is not normal*
aug 26, 2025, 5:08 pm • 0 0 • view
I don't even know you & I'm proud of you.
aug 26, 2025, 10:21 am • 0 0 • view
Wow! You are so brave. You are like Mad Max!
aug 26, 2025, 1:45 pm • 0 0 • view
A miracle!!!!! It's a miracle!!!!
aug 26, 2025, 8:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Like a boss!
aug 26, 2025, 2:08 am • 0 0 • view
Such bravery well done
aug 26, 2025, 11:09 am • 0 0 • view
Good for you. See Donnie, not everyone needs help every fuckin day of their lives to do simple tasks like you do. This person did it all by themselves. Unlike the invalid you've shown the world that you are, and who gets no respect by their fellow countrymen.
aug 26, 2025, 12:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Wow!! Do you live in DC? You weren't even killed? Or robbed? This is a miracle! 🤯😅
aug 27, 2025, 3:51 am • 0 0 • view
HERO.
aug 26, 2025, 4:09 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 26, 2025, 8:32 am • 0 0 • view
Awesome!
aug 26, 2025, 2:25 pm • 0 0 • view
I've lived in NYC, Boston, Washington D.C., et al. The most dangerous place I've lived was Missouri.
aug 26, 2025, 5:58 am • 24 1 • view
The only major city I've been to where I have felt unsafe was Kansas City about 25 years ago so this tracks.
aug 26, 2025, 4:25 pm • 5 0 • view
Exactly. Mine was St. Louis. If the army is being deployed for "safety," Stephen Miller has a luscious mane of hair on his head.
aug 26, 2025, 6:12 pm • 2 0 • view
The thing is I felt more unsafe in Joplin, Carthage, and Springfield than I felt in Kansas City. Carthage mostly b/c I was forced to go to the Precious Moments Chapel with my grandma which is a crime against humanity.
aug 26, 2025, 7:05 pm • 0 0 • view
The only home invasion I ever fought off was in a Pennsylvania town of 20,000
aug 26, 2025, 8:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Thank you for a giggle on my tuesday afternoon!
aug 26, 2025, 6:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Congrats!
aug 26, 2025, 5:51 am • 0 0 • view
Liar! 🤭
aug 26, 2025, 4:03 pm • 0 0 • view
I hope your ok and don’t have PTSD as a result!
aug 26, 2025, 12:56 pm • 0 0 • view
This brings up a good point. With all those strong military type on the street, at all hours, can a grandma ask for ride or a delivery!! Seems like there’s lots of people just hanging around looking really bored.
aug 26, 2025, 7:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Omg you brave brave man. I dont leave the house without my constitutionally guarnteed bazooka. Dont you love how they tell you its only a matter of time before we are all attacked. By them probably
aug 26, 2025, 1:01 pm • 0 0 • view
you should have throw pizza at one of them
aug 26, 2025, 5:37 am • 0 0 • view
We don't need their help to have our Pizza Party, but they are all invited.
aug 26, 2025, 2:49 am • 1 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 2:09 pm • 3 0 • view
You are a brave and independent soul. It is actions like this that will be forever remembered in history! #NotAllHeroesWearCapes They must make really great pizza. 😁
aug 26, 2025, 6:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Incredible.
aug 26, 2025, 1:33 pm • 0 0 • view
I was last in DC when the sedatious President Barack HUSSEIN Obama was presiding over the lawless, dirty, crime ridden, dangerous streets of Washington. I was not: robbed at gunpoint, mugged, assaulted or verbally abused in any way. It wasn’t trumperland! I want my money back! 🙄😬
aug 26, 2025, 9:25 am • 0 0 • view
Well, that means the 🍊 💩 can withdraw the National Guard! I support CA, DC, MD and IL. Be unruly!
aug 26, 2025, 6:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Yeah I know. It isn't like all those street mafias trying to kill Johnny Dangerously are out there or anything...
aug 26, 2025, 2:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Love this. How was the pizza? I’m hungry.
aug 26, 2025, 1:54 am • 5 0 • view
Very good.
aug 26, 2025, 1:56 am • 2 0 • view
But you were turned gay by drag queens though
aug 26, 2025, 3:11 am • 0 0 • view
So brave🏆
aug 26, 2025, 6:27 am • 0 0 • view
You don’t live in a violent area. Good for you.
aug 26, 2025, 10:52 am • 0 0 • view
And without getting deported for eating food of a foreign origin! 😂
aug 26, 2025, 2:50 pm • 0 0 • view
So fricking brave of you. 😂
aug 26, 2025, 10:51 pm • 0 0 • view
And nobody threw sandwiches?????
aug 26, 2025, 10:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Wow. Any human trafficking or drinking baby's blood at your neighborhood pizza place?
aug 26, 2025, 3:01 pm • 0 0 • view
But were you wearing watch?
aug 26, 2025, 5:19 pm • 0 0 • view
They didn’t interrogate you on the content and decided you and the pizza needed to be put in custody?
aug 26, 2025, 5:48 am • 0 0 • view
Way to go!
aug 26, 2025, 10:51 am • 0 0 • view
You are so brave!
aug 26, 2025, 2:19 pm • 0 0 • view