bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social)
My best friend crossed the rainbow bridge last week. I love him more than most things in this world and I would sacrifice every single one of you to have him back.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social)
My best friend crossed the rainbow bridge last week. I love him more than most things in this world and I would sacrifice every single one of you to have him back.
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I like spicy, because it suggests that there are a specific group of people who will love me and a larger group of people who can not tolerate even small doses of me.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social)
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Im ready to cut to the "so what" phase. Mostly because im just tired of hearing about it. Everyone already knows what's up, this will they/won't they game is exhausting.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social)
Im done with critical analysis. Henceforth im blaming everything on tariffs
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social)
I love that our entire administration is empowered through plausible deniability.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Even those of us with "superpowers" (they're not superpowers, they're advanced pattern recognition, hyper-vigilance, and a trauma responce to that one time we were caught off guard) still struggle with basically everything else and those superpowers dont carry us nearly as far as you'd think.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course the story starts in a country club.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
I was a child when the internet was coming to life. I remember thinking, "omg this is so cool. I can email people anywhere in the world! This is going to solve all of humanity's problems!!!" So naive.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Release the files! Release the files! For what? There is no low too low for republicans to sink to. They are fundamentally incapable of shame and there isnt a governing body willing to do anything about him.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
I have no idea what a sex maze is, but I want to find out now....maybe.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
For a privileged (and VERY specific) group of women, patriarchy is a free pass on the challenging parts of autonomy. Some people would rather trade their autonomy for the simplicity of freedom from responsibility.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Its a city of broads (ladies). Broad City.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I'd be happy as a .xlsx
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Why does Tuck know so much about gay sex?
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Its a slippery slope. You start with one, then you have 40, then it becomes an unmanageable mess and instead you just hide them all. At least thats what happened to me.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social)
Dear Adobe, Please add a force combine documents option. Idc about the security whatnots or the file type bla bla bla. Just shove the damn files together into a single pdf. Its all I need.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Thats the problem with reactionary politics, they, by definition, have to be reacting to something. The trump party does not have an identity beyond being the opposite of progressives.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Im confident that if republicans were forced to take sides on a wedge issue, they would galvanize hard around the administration regardless of their individual beliefs. These aren't people with strongly held beliefs or the ability to engage in good faith.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
I think Jr is secretly a litch. He cursed his family and drained their life force. Thats why his body is a leather hand bag with a rotten brain, but somehow still moving around.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a lot of trauma, but I've never almost started a war with Venezuela.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
I think he'd be brilliant if he had a five minute speaking/1,000 word limit. But he always just keeps talking and undermines himself.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social)
BG4: Arabella's Journey
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bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
It complete lip service though. Rand help set up this regime. If he is now having a crises of consciousness, he should resign and disappear from society.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
For being auch apex predators, we really are quite fragile.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
He'll be dead in our hearts forever ♥️
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Good? I like cupcakes and im pretty fond of penises, or peni if you're being scientific.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Its just so absurd that I love the idea of him in a spy thriller.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Genetics is still pretty vague and were still pretty earlier in our understanding of genetics generally. Its an answer that says where to look, but it doesn't tell the whole story. But, at least in this world, that knowledge would be used for more harm than good.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Which sucks so bad, because in a different world, there could be value in knowing where autism comes from.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Especially when all these years later, the majority of people have had the covid vaccine and none of us have grown new limbs or became flesh eating zombies.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
The irony is that the countless loopholes they created make the entire idea fold on itself.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Slavery and life saving vaccines are definitely the same thing...... Im a theater kid, but these folks are draamtic.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
I still dont. The fact that she plans on doing this makes me assume the list has already been doctored beyond recognition.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social)
✅️Supermassive Blackhole - Muse ❎️Twilight
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
I started to do computer a few years ago and it had really been a game changer.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social)
Autism moment of the day: I was just staring at a leaf blowing through my front yard (but like a cat when it is prowling). Directly across the street in perfect view us my neighboring walking to his car, undoubtedly assuming that I was prowling like a cat watching him get in his car.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social)
Medical insurance is so gross. Ive been back and forth with this company over covering one of my prescriptions. Intial contact, nothing. Wait a week. Try again; bending over backwards to keep me happy. Its sad when Healthcare is just about being obnoxious to a corporation.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social)
Im kinda over gotcha journalism pointed at republicans. I dont think there exists anything that I dont already assume to be true.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
This definitely ends with revolution. Either a full authoritarian takeover (end of term limits for presidents, ww3, bla bla bla) or sensible people decide to get their shit together and create a constitutional democracy 2.0
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
I dont think we've seen bad yet. Ill be shocked if this term ends with anyone still standing.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
That must be why he voted against confirming Rubio-- oh wait, he didn't vote against confirming Rubio. *gasp* another republican giving empty lip service?!?!
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe he's tired of being just an election data guy, but its his brand now, so the collapse of democracy is the only way to break out of the trap.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
They're going to use the guns to shoot the germs
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Which is so crazy because everyone except for me is an idiot!
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
I dont think liberals have a party in the US.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
This sounds like a mock campaign speech i gave in third grade. I had not prepared for the assignment. I failed. But im glad the potus got to recycle it.
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Intellectually: the equinox is the 22nd, we still have nearly three weeks of summer left. Emotionally: planning stews, plotting Halloween costumes, listening to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald on repeat for two days straight.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that a fat joke? From Ted Cruz with that sad excuse for a beard? I bet naked he looks like a tube sock filled with pudding.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
I wouldnt have even registered that. We fought the Japanese, but I very much doubt it was for the sake of China. Thanks for the reminder :)
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
China is one of the oldest countries in the world. It by far predates the US. Who does he think we helped China fight off for their independence?
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
This is generally a good idea when engaging with any contract labor and conversely, still true when you are a laborer. Talk money upfront, define the scope of work and payment schedule and you'll be much happier as the project moves forward.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
When he hits you, its for your own good.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
We used to be so proud that we WERENT Europeans.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
What about my beckon call? My bacon cull? Baked kale?
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Paul Bunyan died for our sins.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if he is selling the lie or if he is sold on the lie.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
No but he's moving Alabama to the moon.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social)
Baby as a proper noun is so weird to me.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social)
I think i see the gimmick. Send the national guard to attack blue states in order to trick one of the states into mobilizing their own National Guard in responce. *boom* Civil War Part Duex
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
So much sympathy. I had to go through this last week. I hope you can get rest and get through this as best as a person can ❤️🧡💛💚
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Its giving Jewel in the Castle
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social)
I blame it on the laundry detergent comercials. They are basically birth control ads that make having children seem like the worst possible option.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven't seen it yet, but I fully trust that Jamie Lee Curtis can make anything watchable.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. I grew up on DOS. All of these UIs out here are just making people softbrained. Type in binary or dont waste my time.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Or basically anything by Shakespeare... Art has always been "woke"
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
It must right? Republicans dont even believe in space do they? Flat earth and whatnot.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social)
Just in case it isnt clear, the pro-baby this is just a capitalist scam to get poor people to make more low wage workers. Humanity isnt at risk, exploited labor is at risk.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social)
When is Ziwe going to interview Musk?
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Ive been asking for universal healthcare, but I guess moving Alabama to outer space is cool.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Vincent Price reading The Raven youtu.be/T7zR3IDEHrM?...
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Most Americans still call it the gulf of Mexico. The ones who dont probably can't point to it on a map.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social)
Seeing a lot of Nietzsche quotes lately. Keep reading, you might like him less if you read more than a meme.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
I have the science one and it mostly leads to existential crises. Specifically when I think about the heat death of the universe or the fact that consciousness is probably a type of hallucinatory survival mechanism.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
All technology points a mirror back at us. The slop AI produces is a reflection of the culture we built. It is no independent of us, it is us. (Techno-bros not withstanding).
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
I know. The stupid isnt new though. They were always this stupid, they're just quickly stupid now. Blaming it on the tool ignores the underlying societal shortcomings that led to a culture where its OK (i daresay, advantageous) to be stupid.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
For whatever its faults, people turning their brains off is not a new phenomenon. Before this it was uncritically trusting the first Google search return, before that trusting everything on the interweb, before that not cross referencing....
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope he comes out wearing prosthetic hands from Haloween Express. I can't wait here Laura Ingham talk about how amazing his hands look.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
We got caught in Greenland a week or so ago. Maybe this is the official declaration of war against Canada and Greenland.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
He foreshadowed it a few weeks ago (or days, idk, time is crazy) He's renaming the DoD to the Department of War.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social)
Oh, so now you care about women's rights? Weird because you didn't even show up in Salem in 1693. Check your hypocrisy.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social)
So is he actually dying or are you all hyping me up for a let down?
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social)
I remember when you were all making fun of Google university.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
This seems pretty brave. I feel like the Dave Mathews x Trump venn diagram has a bunch of overlap.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Henceforth, my sexuality is "French curious."
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
I was one of those mega nerds and in elementary school I had this English textbook from a thrift store that had a multi page list of suffixes and affixes lol
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
My favorite is when they find something out, then they start, "did you know what so-and-so was hiding from us?!?!?" No one was hiding anything, sometimes you just need to open a book.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
There's something almost endearing to see this level of cognitive dissonance. Even in your own post, you recognized a third sex variant but still insisted on a binary. You told yourself that you're wrong and still doubled down on being right. You take that delusion all the way to the top, champ!
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
"B-b-b-but those other ones are anomalies they don't count. Only evidence that supports my claim is valid."
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Universal Man Registry, Man Insurance, Man Flag Laws....it makes sense to me.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Idk, redbot is about as coordinated as i am.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg! I hope the car is ok?!?!?
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
And if you're such an advocate for gun control, why are you spouting NRA talking points.
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
The danger is removed by removing the gun. See again, "BANG! BANG! BANG!"
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
A crazy person with a knife is infinitely less dangerous than any person with a gun. Its not a debatable position. Mental illness is a universal, gun violence is not. Countries with gun control measure are not suddenly burdened with daily "mass knifings."
bambookeys.bsky.social (@bambookeys.bsky.social) reply parent
There is a gigantic different between guns and knives. Unfortunately, if you aren't aware of that difference, I simply do not have the resources to explain why guns and knives aren't the same.