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Flying Mezerkis

@bananapantz.bsky.social

Ne'er do well, sailor. The Jim Belushi of poasters. Biding my time. Every day and in every way, I’m trying to become a better Lieutenant Junior Grade. The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time.

created June 22, 2023

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Profile picture Julie Zebrak (@juliezebrak.bsky.social) reposted

Unemployment for Black Americans has surged to 7.2%, the highest level since October 2021, when the job market was still recovering from the pandemic. The drop in employment is a warning sign. @wsj.com www.wsj.com/economy/jobs...

1/9/2025, 3:08:01 AM | 380 155 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) reposted

This is the provision Ensign cited as the basis for the government's authority to summarily remove unaccompanied migrant children. I’d love to hear from immigration lawyers, but having briefly looked at it… it’s so frivolous it’d be laughable if it weren’t so cruel. (Am I wrong??)

1/9/2025, 5:05:27 AM | 495 155 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 4:59:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer) reposted

He died. He died on the toilet but “not the way you think,” a White House spokesperson said in a brief statement before declining follow-up questions.

1/9/2025, 4:37:17 AM | 1390 157 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

She literally was backed by the same people she reported on amongst a hundred other things. are you people for real?

1/9/2025, 4:34:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ProPublica (@propublica.org) reposted

Heather Honey, a high-profile denier of Donald Trump’s loss in the 2020 election, has been appointed to a senior position in the Department of Homeland Security in which she’ll help oversee election security.

1/9/2025, 3:00:06 AM | 729 359 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Houses are heated by the BTU, boats by the pound-furlong.

1/9/2025, 4:27:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

What about the world’s oldest profession ?

1/9/2025, 4:14:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

What about the other 500? Was that ever dealt with?

1/9/2025, 4:07:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Let me tell you something about their butter.

1/9/2025, 4:05:00 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

The entire stupidity of your position is an argument about whether I was talking about “*law enforcement work*” [you] or the work that law enforcement does [me]. Even for the internet it’s a very dumb argument.

1/9/2025, 4:04:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Or claiming the thing you say I am. Do you want me to agree? It wasn’t even your convo? You jumped in here 5 hours later to argue with a strawman you’ve invented? You were hoping for charity? Civility? A pat on the head?

1/9/2025, 4:00:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Because I went through the same silliness with the first guy to find out we basically agree. You re inventing a thing I didn’t say to argue with. That’s a really odd thing to do. What possible discussion are you hoping to have? There’s nothing else I can say. For the third time I’m not saying

1/9/2025, 3:59:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

It was very close to this. But fewer onions.

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1/9/2025, 3:58:05 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Very fair. Wish I had a picture. But in those days I didn’t really have a good phone / camera.

1/9/2025, 3:56:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. We had those in London. It was a little twee. But it did exist in Marleybone when I lived there.

1/9/2025, 3:52:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Nailed it.

1/9/2025, 3:47:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Like I have to ask in some seriousness. Why? Why would you do this? What’s in it for you? Why are you choosing this path?

1/9/2025, 3:46:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

This is precisely what I said. You’re choosing to nitpick in order to have an argument. I don’t tolerate that shit here. The moose outside Bluesky should have told you.

1/9/2025, 3:46:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m absolutely not arguing this and didn’t say I was. Take your bad faith elsewhere.

1/9/2025, 3:36:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Basically all agree with except for some weird semantic or circular discussion point people want to pretend to have.

1/9/2025, 3:36:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

I never claimed they were or should be doing law enforcement work. The exact opposite. I have to believe you understand fully well what I was saying as it is a pretty commonly held and a waiver view as well as described in detail further in the threads. And one that both the OP and others

1/9/2025, 3:35:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably good that I didn’t make that argument then.

1/9/2025, 3:29:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social)

Trump isn’t being photographed today because he took an overnight flight to stop his 8th consecutive war and bring peace to the Middle East. He’ll be back on Monday with a Noble [sic] Prize and a Thank You note from Hamas.

1/9/2025, 3:21:12 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally a single photo from inside his “club” smiling with the two thumbs up and 8 blond cougars grinning standing next to him would be easy, has been done a million times and would end it all.

1/9/2025, 3:18:25 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social)

He’s pining for the fjords.

1/9/2025, 3:17:10 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social)

Boy that’s a lot of satisfaction. The post 2005 makes me think it’s possible to rub the GOP off his junk. But it also makes me worried that it will take a hell of a lot. They LOVE his racism. Also it’s nuts that people’s views is tied purely to the presidency.

1/9/2025, 3:12:50 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Hard to tell. Unedited. Geez. But there’s not enough of it to really know. Sounds fairly well like his normal gibberish.

1/9/2025, 3:04:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you sure he didn’t put something in your drink.

1/9/2025, 3:01:35 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Well. This will certainly help clarify that his health has never been better.

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1/9/2025, 3:00:57 AM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 2:59:30 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karthik Sankaran (@rajakorman.bsky.social) reposted

I threw everything in here—the dollar, bonds, the future of the defense umbrella, the insistence on centrality, stablecoin, why centrality is not always strength, the evolution of US & global (r,g ) dynamics, and a shoutout to Steven Solomon. But no dad jokes alas.

5/7/2025, 6:36:21 PM | 149 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

If it was Friday that’s hardly dispositive. And I have no doubt they could be making it up.

1/9/2025, 2:55:27 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

Fifty-one of the 85 Federalist papers were written by a guy born in Nevis.

1/9/2025, 2:39:25 AM | 9218 1816 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social)

Ok. New speculation!! He’s eloping with Loomer and they wanted to have a secret wedding in Vegas that nobody would know about.

1/9/2025, 2:50:32 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like the DC interview WAS released yesterday. I refuse to go on their site. www.politico.com/news/2025/08...

1/9/2025, 2:49:34 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Before the interview could be … any time before yesterday. I thought he was golfing. Why was he in a suit?

1/9/2025, 2:47:41 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 2:46:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

In Philly $9 would be pretty high. I for. Go to the most expensive places so I couldn’t give the highest one. But it’s close.

1/9/2025, 2:46:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

I did several different searches on Google. I can’t find a single story today on where he is, except the NYP/DM. Multiple from yesterday.

1/9/2025, 2:44:38 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Whoa

1/9/2025, 2:37:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 2:36:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d say that’s highly speculative.

1/9/2025, 2:36:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social)

Literally the only ones who are covering it are Daily Mail and NY Post.

1/9/2025, 2:36:02 AM | 65 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Nexon (@dhnexon.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

We also have some limited ability to influence how unified the pro-democracy coalition is. Remember, competitive authoritarian regimes rely on divide-and-rule tactics. The sooner the opposition unifies, the better the odds of dislodging autocratic rulers.

30/8/2025, 8:10:01 PM | 397 63 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social)

It’s like an inverse Streisand Effect. You are so well known for talking about shit. That NOT talking about shit is highly suspect.

1/9/2025, 2:23:14 AM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) reposted

By the time DOJ files this status report, Judge Sooknanan will have been awake for nearly 20 hours.

1/9/2025, 1:16:24 AM | 1404 297 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Here. This is all I could find. Daily Mail and NY Post. Crazy. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

1/9/2025, 2:20:52 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t even find anything from today anymore. There’s clear video of him walking to the car yesterday. Google search is now a disaster.

1/9/2025, 2:18:51 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope. AFAICT

1/9/2025, 2:12:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social)

My favorite part is all the Twitter knobs posting. He’s alive! Suck it Libs!

1/9/2025, 2:11:37 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social)

We had the opportunity to do this. But oil and coal barons bought the US political system.

1/9/2025, 2:04:34 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet it is.

1/9/2025, 2:02:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 2:01:51 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 1:59:45 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Cool Cool cool cool

1/9/2025, 1:58:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

At least it’s not fixed.

1/9/2025, 1:57:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet it isn’t.

1/9/2025, 1:57:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social)

No no. This isn’t fascism. Look. Mace is just one crazy person you can’t take her seriously. They are ALL crazy people.

1/9/2025, 1:55:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Catherine Rampell (@crampell.bsky.social) reposted

As a friend recently put it: the venn diagram of people who assured us the gun violence was worth it because we need the guns to protect ourselves against a tyrannical federal government and the people cheering on Trump as he deploys the military to take over American cities is a circle

31/8/2025, 11:22:33 PM | 2942 749 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet it is.

1/9/2025, 1:54:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that the Green Party? Or the Trash Panda Party?

1/9/2025, 1:54:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Zeko (@donzeko.bsky.social) reposted

Is there any interest in a thread about felony murder and how it's fucking nuts? Because it's fucking nuts

31/8/2025, 1:38:29 PM | 38 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social)

London broil, with teriyaki sauce, grilled red onions. And oven baked zucchini.

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1/9/2025, 1:32:50 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Newt Gingrich’s destruction of the Congress was truly devastating.

1/9/2025, 12:39:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

www.ft.com/content/bf03...

1/9/2025, 12:20:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gluon Spring (@gluonspring.bsky.social) reposted

Trump’s theory of people is that they are just as hollow as he is, that any show of virtue, character, or principle is just a con. The most disturbing thing about the Trump era is how comprehensively he has been proven right.

31/8/2025, 11:22:51 PM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 12:13:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Which happened to Biden. I don’t think he’s dying or is especially in medical trouble. But he’s just struggling / having a procedure. Something to set him back a bit. And it will continue to get worst.

1/9/2025, 12:12:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no. No no no no

1/9/2025, 12:09:43 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Did we ever find out if the golf one was real or not?

1/9/2025, 12:07:32 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social)

I would simply show a video of me giving my wife a big kiss in public to prove that I was alive and doing great.

1/9/2025, 12:06:58 AM | 50 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social)

“I’ve never felt better!”

1/9/2025, 12:02:39 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup. If you are going to repeatedly hide, lie and distract people are going to get pretty skeptical of everything you say and do.

1/9/2025, 12:01:57 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture T. Greg Doucette (@gregdoucette.bsky.social) reposted

Tough to articulate in words how much I despise these people, and wish every possible negative consequence upon them 🎁🔗: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/25/u...

31/8/2025, 3:25:15 PM | 362 53 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social)

Wonderwall You know I’m right.

31/8/2025, 11:59:32 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Cool I regret not paying for the keen investigative journalism of [check’s notes] reading the president’s public tweets.

31/8/2025, 11:58:08 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you ok?

31/8/2025, 11:56:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

I missed the Maggie (no longer subscriber) anything good?

31/8/2025, 11:55:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eli Lee, Exiled Poster (@heyitshamhocks.bsky.social) reposted

Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️

31/8/2025, 8:42:41 PM | 6422 1010 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Howard Eissenstat (@heissenstat.bsky.social) reposted

It is, after all, a short distance from Trump using "Palestinian" as a pejorative to treating all Palestinians, from toddlers to grandmas, as presumptive criminals. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/w...

31/8/2025, 10:14:18 PM | 28 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social)

He left DC?

31/8/2025, 11:46:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

MOAR

31/8/2025, 11:44:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 11:42:13 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tintoretto da Philadelphia

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31/8/2025, 11:38:32 PM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okie dokie Just marinated some top round and going to have a quick and easy sandwich

31/8/2025, 11:34:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social)

A lovely night tonight. Even if the westbound departing flight path seems to be right over the city.

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31/8/2025, 11:16:51 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mallory McMorrow (@mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social) reposted

Right now in Michigan, we’re in the middle of a budget showdown. The Republican Speaker of the House slipped a provision into the budget that would kneecap our Attorney General – and make it near-impossible for us to take the Trump Administration to court.

31/8/2025, 10:34:47 PM | 815 296 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you still cooking? Get on with it man.

31/8/2025, 11:04:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bjork Borg

31/8/2025, 11:02:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social)

Not true. They are listening for their wives telling them to stop fucking around and start daming things already.

31/8/2025, 11:00:46 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 10:57:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do. It’s not hard. At all. Mostly it takes humping water.

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31/8/2025, 10:55:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 10:54:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I get that (a) Ensign isn’t going to be reprimanded for this (b) I’m not the expert if Geidner etc. But it seems to me. That if you are in on a holiday getting dragged over the coals for this stuff and the Judge is asking you to file an order; & all of Bluesky knows about it, you ought to be aware.

31/8/2025, 10:54:14 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

If you are poasting what you love. It isn’t work.

31/8/2025, 10:51:54 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reply parent

GINA! Girl, I *KNOW* you’re somewhere where you shouldn’t be reading this.

31/8/2025, 10:51:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social)

TBF this is an editorial mistake. The LLM would have used a hyphen.

31/8/2025, 10:50:44 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view