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Unconfirmed reports.
Sources say all sailings are on time.
Attention passengers. Moving too far to starboard may result in going overboard.
Oh, snap!
Some good news today: www.timescolonist.com/local-news/h...
Never gonna run aground and delay you.
Could we just do docking speed instead?
Our vessels go up to eleven knots.
Shoreline Emily Carr 1936
We love the smell of Bunker-C heavy fuel oil in the morning. Smells like… punctuality!
We hope they’re okay….
It is our hope this will be named “The Gray Havens”. cheknews.ca/ship-recycli...
No smoking on the cartel deck.
Our schedule has been banned from the Bowen Island Public Library.
Wait til you see that we have no ferrys.
No ducks? A Paradox!
Check out this dockumentary: m.youtube.com/watch?v=TIE8...
Our vessels want to spend more time with their families. Expect delays.
#LabourDay2025 www.timescolonist.com/local-news/h...
#servicebulletin Due to the shortage of air traffic controllers, our vessels will operate at sea level until further notice.
“Sail ho!” cried a triumphant voice from the main-mast-head.
We have felt their pain… www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
They’re gonna need a bigger boat.
Time to make a list of ferry-related music! #bcferryshitsongs citizenfreak.com/titles/32126...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=I-BY...
“All your rebate are belong to us” www.timescolonist.com/local-news/b...
Delay of sailing penalty – two minutes for MV Spirit of Vancouver Island.
The legislature giveth….
Expect delays due to ferrymeandering.
Un-delay!
Expect delays because delays.
At Stornoway, ferry reserves you.
Next sailing is late January.
Ditto out of Harwich.
There is still space available on the next ferry sailing outbound from Stornoway.
Hail to the Chief Steward
“Boaty McBoatface” ruled.
Expect extremely productive delays.
Congrats MV Salish Orca! www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Whoops vancouversun.com/news/bc-ferr...
“You walked on to the ferry Like you were walking onto a yacht”
This would save a lot of berth space at our major terminals.
We don’t need no stinkin’ tunnels
Attention passengers on the outer decks. The ship’s bell is about to do one ringy-dingy.
Or, Point Robert’s Son’s Screwdriver?
Surrender Point Roberts!
She’s a slow boat from China….
Three cheers and a tiger for HMS Modeste, HMS Herald, HMS Fisgard, HMS Pandora, and HMS Cormorant!!
“The Colony of British Columbia, crippled by debt and seeing confederation as a means to support, agreed to join Canada on July 20th, 1871. BC wanted a wagon road connecting to the east, but Ottawa offered something much better – a railroad.” #BCDay www.ladysmithhistoricalsociety.ca/society-news...
For the rest of the summer, our Sunshine Breakfast is 400% off!
Watching whales eating is considered a view to a krill.
Krill, baby, krill.
Please join us in the forward lounge for a reading of ‘Don Quixote’.
None more delayed.
Aieeee
Please note: the Crowfoot Ferry is not within the riding of Battle River—Crowfoot.
Whither Alderney?
What sorcery is this?
Our vending machines now serve Tang™!
“Blubber Bay Base here. The Salish Eagle has landed.”
#recycle
Great news — the ballots for Battle River/Crowfoot are long enough to use as a bridge across the strait. Construction starts August 19th.
May the Ford beep with you.
Vote for cherrys!!
During peak travel times, consider alternate modes of travel. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
The good news: we’re getting a bridge! The bad news: it’s to be built offshore.
Heads up!
Your attention please. ABANDON SHIP Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Our onboard cinema is screening “Wag the Dog” continuously. Free admission.
Our only hope is somewhere past Chilliwack!
Our fares to and from US destinations will be raised by 35% on August 1st, sorry.
‘ “In fact, a ferry built at the exact same shipyard as the BC Ferries ferries are going to be built at, had its ferry paid for in its entirety, whereas the West Coast only qualifies for a loan,” Eby explained. ‘ vancouver.citynews.ca/2025/07/07/f...
“You may put 'em on the list — you may put 'em on the list; And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed!”
Nobody expects the Spanish Banks Inquisition!
Scammers often resemble the real thing but with incorrect pluralization. vancouver.citynews.ca/2025/07/06/b...
@bcferrys.bsky.social There were delays, lol www.reddit.com/r/VictoriaBC...
BITE CHOWDER, NOT CREW
“I know noth-ing…”
Lebows up!
Would emotional-support Teslas be allowed?
“Captain, the dilithium crystals are going to blow!” cheknews.ca/transport-ca...
Okee dokee!
@BCFerrys fact: Wärtsilä is the only marine engine manufacturer whose name has two umlauts and a tittle.
Unfortunately what would be our country’s “Pacific Northwest” is currently Alaska.
If only we had real bookshops aboard real ferrys!
Nothing can take away our berthright.
We won’t say we’re delayed, but best to apply more sunscreen just in case.
♫ We're in the money Come, on my honey Let's lend it, spend it, send it rolling around! ♫ www.timescolonist.com/local-news/f...
Our galley is undergoing a legume change.
Expect delays. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Reminder to drivers to remove all rainwater from your vehicle prior to boarding.
Roses are red They seldom are beige We’re pretty busy Expect delays
Breaking: Record Squashed www.opb.org/article/2024...
Don’t be a pain in the stern. www.timescolonist.com/local-news/r...
Update: available deck space is now at one-seventh.
Any passengers disembarking before arrival will not be issued refunds.
What we really need is seat-emptiers.
On busy sailings, we will not be hiring seat-fillers.