OMG! To have Hawaii as a Canadian province would be AWESOME!!! With indigenous approval of course.
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OMG! To have Hawaii as a Canadian province would be AWESOME!!! With indigenous approval of course.
I really hope that Biden gets to read Trump's obituary.
Here's a close approximation of me after hearing the news of Trump's passing. 👇
Oh, I hope those MAGA fucks follow him into the afterlife.
Why does it look like he's wearing Nancy Sinatra boots? 😳
Until the U.S.A. get's its shit together again, feel free to go here for your reliable data. 👇 www.canada.ca/en/public-he...
These people need to be identified, so, at the very least, when all this is over, and the world is recovering from the U.S.A.'s fascist chapter, they can be forced to clean up after the firing squads are finished doling out justice.
Their fortunes have allowed these creeps to circumvent the law, so the only solution is for citizens to use extrajudicial means to neutralize them. Let the billionaire class see that no amount of money can protect them from the people they're hurting. They WILL pay the price for their actions.
US representatives? Who? Do you have a news link?
I catch my dog watching me sometimes, from a distance, with this focused, but content look on her face.
The one that tripped over the watermelon was pretty cute.
If Trump is going to flout the rule of law to serve his fascist agenda, then no citizen should feel constrained to respect the rule of law to block that agenda. The U.S. has the second amendment for a reason, which up until now has been cited mainly to defend gun manufacturers. Use it or lose it.
I still haven't seen this. I should give it a watch tonight.
Hopefully this is a 'last gasp' situation.
Unfortunately, I fear it will take the U.S. years to recover, if not decades, from the damage that Trump and the MAGA movement has inflicted.
I imagine they could, but they'd need pretty solid proof that the tariffs are what caused their business to fail.
Unbridled capitalism is ugly 100% of the time.
This is why I can’t quit the internet🤣🤣🤣
We make the dildos that your wife uses because you can't satisfy her. 😏
Don't Buy Tesla! Electric car expo, Alameda, CA. #teslatakedown
My company hired someone for an engineering job who holds a bachelor's degree in journalism but has no formal software education, and he's one of the best hires we've made.
Hmmm, ICE agents seem fake. 🤔
These guys will make the scariest guerrilla fighters if the U.S. falls into civil war.
Meh. I'm fine with him dying of a heart attack while sitting on his gold-painted toilet.
I predict that Trump will be dead in a year, or otherwise removed from office. Unfortunately, a J.D. Vance administration could very well be worse.
"Hey, how high do you think we can up his dose before it's detected?" - J.D. Vance (talking to Peter Thiel)
As I understand it, only the counter-tariffs on CUSMA products were removed. All other counter-tariffs remain in place. I think that was done because the U.S.A. was not imposing tariffs on CUSMA products, which left us as the only party in violation of CUSMA, which is awkward.
Hopefully that, combined with years of McDonald's and little exercise, will finish the job. 😏
This is truly stunning. 😮
I honestly fucking hate this time-line. 😒
Awesome!!!
Just download it for free. Fuck Paramount.
4) Trump is 79 years old and clearly losing it. He's also tanking the economy in a country full of gun nuts. He'll be dealing with severe domestic threats that will make moving his armed forces to Canada a very bad idea.
3) The most powerful countries in Europe are on our side. The boycotts we're seeing now are nothing compared to what the U.S. would experience if they invade Canada.
2) Fighting an insurgency in a less technologically advanced country is very difficult (see Vietnam), but a Canadian insurgency would be much more difficult. If the U.S. invades, they'll find our military bases mostly empty.
I have a few thoughts on this: 1) Whereas the vast majority of Canadians are united against Trump's threats of annexation, much less than half of the U.S. population supports it.
...and safe-guards are put in place so that fascism will never again be able to gain a foothold in the U.S.A. Until then, I will buy anything BUT American products, as much as possible.
@charlieangus104.bsky.social “Senator Joseph E. Martin of Maine has sent a letter to elected officials in western Canada asking them to commit treason, sell out their nation and join the United States of Donald Trump.” #Canada you know what to do (207)287-1505 joseph.martin@legislature.maine.gov
Who's this 'January 6th lookin' meat-head?
Well, to be fair... (Just kidding. "Separatist cunt" it is)
Jeez! For a millisecond I thought Trump pardoned that pedophile Jared Fogle...which wouldn't have surprised me, honestly.
Yeah, the sun was a weird orange here today. I couldn't quite smell the smoke yet, but I'm sure I will soon. Hopefully this rain helps though.
He's going to be SO embarrassed when he sees this video on TikTok.
Jillian Michaels is the biggest loser.
Of all the places to let him play, Smith allows him to play on the legislature ground FFS. She's basically saying "Fuck you!" to anyone who's NOT 'Maple MAGA' and "Hear ya go Christo-Fascists!!!". She is SO gross. What an embarrassment.
Exactly! Remarriage after divorce goes against the bible's teachings (see '1 Corinthians 7:10–11'), which is the same book being used to argue against same-sex marriage.
We have the uranium and the engineering expertise as well.
Yep.
This Jesse Watters piece of shit should be in the top 10 of anyone's hit list. Bonus points for missing teeth and a shattered nose.
Canada should offer Canadian citizenship to U.S. military who are willing to renounce their American citizenship. We need to make an insurgency so costly that they'll back the fuck off.
For the last couple of days I've been hanging out with a liberal South Carolinian. He's been both surprised and heartened by the Canadian resistance and boycott of his country. He had no idea how pissed off we are.
If I saw Jesse Waters in Canada, I would beat the living shit out of the smug fuck, and I am NOT a violent person. The problem is that these human scum seem to constantly evade consequences, and that's the problem. Maybe if they were hunted like ICE hunts immigrants, they'd shut the fuck up!
I'll be the bomb maker. Meet you on the way.
I've already talked to my kids about this. I told them, if everything goes sideways and the U.S. invades, they are to keep their heads down and be compliant. We gen-xers will do the dirty work of insurgency. We've lived long enough, and our retirements will be fucked anyway.
Don't let anyone fool you. ICE agents = Brown Shirts
They already are. It's time for COVID-25. This time...it's personal.
Why is this POS still drawing breath?
Cool. We have a name and a face now. May his life completely suck from now until he is...no longer with us. www.cnn.com/2025/08/07/b...
Hey Bluesky...ers(?). Just an FYI, I'm still alive, still fighting the good fight, but am limiting the amount of time I spend on social media. However, please know that I'm thinking about you, especially my favourite accounts (you know who you are...you sexy bitches). 😏
I suspect that there are a lot of Trump voters who regret their choice and are looking for a face-saving off-ramp. The 'Epstein Files' scandal might be that off-ramp for a lot of them. It gives them a binary choice and a convenient line in the sand to point to.
Was it this guy?
I can't wait until the bloated orange sack breathes his last.
I hate that he shares the same nationality as me.
Who's Zack Dorkman? 🤷♂️
It's like all of the stupidity in Canada was focused like a laser into one small area.
This nails it. 👇
😂 My wife and I have an extremely cute little pup. One day, a friend and I were walking to the pub with the dog (they let dogs on the patio at this establishment) and my buddy says that he bets the dog "is quite the chick magnet". I just looked at the dog, then back at him, and started laughing.
Naw. Let him stay in Canada. We'll make sure he's well taken care of. 😏
Canada should take him.
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WTAF!? 🤬 youtu.be/DCfu1MBp6GM
That's my premier. 😄 www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
When DJT finally kicks the bucket, I'm going to post a link to his obituary with the comment "Thank you For your attention to this matter!"
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
This pathetic loser blames "anti-Christian bigots" for him getting shut down, but the real reason is because he's a “MAGA superstar" piece of shit. #FuckSeanFeucht www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/art...
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Bunch of fucking junkies. 😏
The chick is like hold my grain… 🐥 🥰
Are they just garter snakes? If so, let them be. They eat bugs. 😊
FFS, racists are stupid. 👇 www.cbc.ca/newsinteract...
Well, I'm working in an air conditioned office right now, but I took a week off at the start of July and I'll be taking off another week at the end of August, so I'm looking forward to that. 😀
Have fun!!! ☺️
Holy crap! This actually worked! 😄 www.youtube.com/watch?v=0run...
I haven't seen it yet, but did Superman save a person of colour in the movie? Perhaps that's what has the anti-woke crowd up in arms? 🤔
FFS. 🤦♂️ Nice going Alberta. I'm sure there's a Venn diagram related to this. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
NASA saves Voyager 1 mission by successfully reviving frozen thrusters from almost 24 billion kilometers away
ME: Let's grab lunch on the patio at Cardero's. WIFE: We'll never get a table on a beautiful day like this, not without a reservation. ME: Well, it doesn't hurt to try. RESULT: We ended up getting the best table on the patio and this was our view. 👇
ME: I'm so busy, I have zero time to pursue my interests and hobbies. THIS MOTHER FUCKER: 👇
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What a bunch of losers. Also, what's with the 'Fuck Trudeau' flag? Have they not been following the news?
It's too bad creationists are too epically stupid to understand evolution.
I used to work closely with Hikvision engineers. Most of them were dumb as a post. If they're a security threat, it's mostly because their software is loaded with easily exploited security holes, which I've seen firsthand, employed in a DDoS attack. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Good news, but still a pain in the ass. 😏
This is beautiful! The way he captured the sunlight shining through the trees is transportive. I'm always amazed how some paintings capture reality better than a photograph.
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FFS. 🤦♂️ Trump is such an idiot. www.cnn.com/2025/06/16/p...
I once purchased a jacket in Value Village for $15...which originally cost $500. I received more compliments on that jacket than on any other piece of clothing I've ever owned.
