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BREAKING: Kash Patel Replaced by Startled Deer @borowitzreport open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
If you have a screenshot of a US politician or leader blaming the left, or declaring some war, or anything before we knew who the shooter was, please post in the comments. We will need to keep these
He is a lying POS ! Scum of the Earth!
Cheap Skate Chump,who buried His Wife on His Golf Course, will do Anything to Pocket OUR Money.......
Un fukin real! I thought they were cooked!
REMEMBER IN NOVEMBER ‘26
“BUT HUNTER BIDEN”
#SundayVibes #SundayMorning
Prices are up. Job market is down. A tax break for yachts is sure to help!
SHAMELESS: Donald Trump is slapping his name on infrastructure projects across the U.S. funded by President Biden’s historic 2021 infrastructure law that Trump opposed and tried to derail. (NYT)
Yes about 73 Million pussys are dumb enough to believe this.
Lol.No shit?
Scum! How much money did he pay on sexual harassment charges Was it about 45 Million? How many women did this POS have to pay? Asking for a friend.
Follow the money. Soecifically one company that now has a good relationship with Georgia Dream, who recognizes the value in this company being treated well because of their influence over politicians. I will have more to reveal if this isn’t reversed
😁 Funny
Love me hate me but never ignore me. She is like a 20 dollar prostitute.
Fixed it
His military flyover of the Epstein Survivor's Press Conference was like when a little kid puts their fingers in their ears, saying "Nyah, nyah, nyah I can't hear you!"! Pathetic, hugely expensive & hilariously ineffective. #TerrifiedOfTheEPSTEIN_Files 😨
When they make up stories like this, they are running scared.
It's all f*cking lies & bullshit and F*ck Zuckerberg This must be that “masculine energy” Mark was talking about #corporategreed #workersrights #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #SupportTheSurvivors
Drunk should learn how to drive a boat.
The WH threatening any Republican that signs the Epstein discharge petition. It’s 100 percent clear Trump is covering up criminal child sex trafficking
Moscow mitch is on his death bed. Wants to come clean before he goes. 😅
Not a Big fan of Rather. But this fascist regime we have in the WH is extremely embarrassing.
Bought and paid for. Typical Politician Nothing new here.
Huh? What?
Nailed it.
I simply do not have time for his stupid shit. Fucking POS!
RFK Jr. is torching trust in public health. Remove him—or fence him in. 5 minutes. No fluff. Watch clip, full link here youtu.be/NGjfoaMoSVs?...
This is very accurate
To much Salisbury steak? 🤣
Any Senators here? I’m a biomedical scientist with immunology, cancer, infectious disease expertise. RFK Jr lied to you in his confirmation hearings. Repeatedly. Provably. He’s lied to EVERYONE for 30+ years. Repeatedly. Provably. He WILL lie today. Repeatedly. Provably. 1/
Department of war? More like Department of Distraction…. Epstein youtu.be/8okinG9YYuI?...
Soybeans are collapsing because China isn’t buying them. The farm economy is in deep trouble. Because of our needless trade war that we are clearly losing. Maybe farmers will wake up
Even in the 80s, I didn’t use this much AquaNet, and my hair is real. 😂🥂💙👇🏽
These survivors and their family members are stronger and more courageous and better at speaking publicly than the overwhelming majority of people in public office. This is so incredibly powerful.
Trump is once again weaponizing government power for revenge. Schiff, James, and Cook are the latest targets—dragged into “fraud” investigations pulled straight from Trump’s enemies list. This isn’t justice. It’s political retribution. adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/selective-...
If the GOP is cool with going to the “war department” then you know they just have no independent thought left. Just betas
Were you to ask Leavitt etc, they would identify themselves as patriots whose beliefs rest on the country’s foundation. But with their talk of demons and evil, they are framing reality in a way that would justify Donald Trump’s campaign for fascist power. adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/tragedy-br...
This is the kinda stuff right wing media said when Michelle Obama oversaw a school nutrition program fyi. Glenn Beck transcript is from 2010.
“Blind obedience to authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” — Albert Einstein (1879–1955)
Trump wants you to forget Epstein. Or at least, trust the lady whose been convicted of the crime. My latest adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/maxwell-th...
That's gotta hurt! #politics
When she speaks I seem to shit better. That's a positive😆
No accountability. No honor. No dignity. No integrity.
Lock him up!
Ashley Babbit dishonored her service by committing insurrection against her country. While her death is absolutely tragic and I wish it hadn’t happened, the Air Force giving her honors is in itself a dishonor.
Moore: "The thing that gets me most about this is how deeply disrespectful this is to members of the National Guard who signed up for this job as I did when I deployed overseas & led paratroopers in combat where we signed up w/the expectation the commander in chief was actually taking it seriously"
He was ahead of the time. And got it right 98% of the time.
Yup.
The Fed was designed to be insulated from politics to maintain the stability and credibility of our financial system. The President is breaking the law, abusing his power, setting a dangerous precedent, and undermining our economy.
Let’s all take a moment to reflect on how this just absolute alpha male sprayed on his hair for TV
This has the be fixed. It’s a violation of the second amendment Donald Trump Can Seize Your State’s National Guard - Here’s Why It Matters youtu.be/AHNPxMSj6qA
The second amendment guarantees the right to a militia to guard against federal tyranny. But if a president can use that force against its own state, against the wishes of that state, then it is no militia at all and a clear violation of the second amendment.
Moscow Mitch. 😊
Gym boy reminds me of Jerry Sandusky.
George was way ahead of the time. And nailed it 98% of the time.
Sometimes Bill hurts my feelings and I'm not sure I like him anymore. 🤣😂😆
Gym boy is soooo convincing! Lol lol lol🤣😂 he suffers from Jerry Sandusky syndrome.
AI BS!
Tina Peters, along with a half-dozen other GOP operatives in other states, illegally obtained voting machine hardware and software, which the GOP then reverse engineered. By the 2024 election, the voting systems and software used by over 90% of Americans had been breached by the GOP. She's a felon.
If Trump pardons convicted child rapist Gislane Maxwell, they will absolutely officially be the pedophile defender party. The fact that this is even being considered is sickening. She also has been moved to a nice min security prison, a club Fed, ALREADY
i need politicians to be as mad at housing prices as they are about cracker barrel's new logo
John Bolton, 12 days ago: “ I think he's already come after me… it is a retribution presidency.”
Masked raids are tools of fear, not freedom. Despite what this administration wants you to believe, they are not about “safety.” They are about letting ICE agents hide from accountability while carrying out inhumane acts.
This is True Chump ! You'll Never Measure Up To Obama.......
It's the same story every day: Prices are going up and Americans are losing their jobs
The Bolton raid should chill you: my emergency video (full video linked) adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/emergency-...
No one above the Law? Lol lol lol lol 🤣
The president of the United States is trying to steal congressional seats so I don’t give a fuck about the Cracker Barrel logo discussion. Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.
Honest to God the outrage of the day on the right? That Cracker Barrel is having its first remodeling and new logo. Not kidding
Good morning- Epstein files can be released today if Trump wants to. “Why would anyone protect those scum bags? Ask yourself this question daily…”
Who is Bob Dylan? 😅🤣😂
It has the phone number on it and a website. Internet you know what to do - Billboard promoting far-right group Proud Boys springs up in southwest Illinois www.stlpr.org/law-order/20...
This👇
Jason Riddle was at Jan 6. But instead of excuses or chasing a Trump pardon, he chose redemption. He quit drinking, saved his marriage, and turned his life around. An honest, inspiring story you need to hear. adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/video-from...
Home Depot is raising its prices because of *checks notes* tariffs. Weird.
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Run for President Adam!
Seems like the new MAGA brain implant chip is to say the whole red carpet soldiers in their knees thing is because it was a military base. This is completely false. It’s a choice. Also Zelensky will be landing at Andrews. A military base. Let’s see if they do this for him.
Please watch and share. Ukraine is winning Ukraine Is Beating Russia: What Putin Doesn't Want You to Know youtu.be/JThTysIZfFc
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Just sick. 🤮
Wonder what Foxnews would be talking about all day this week if Obama had done this?
