"If it bleeds, it leads" The first time I heard that phrase, I had just started my 35 year career in TV news. Now, 4 decades later it's no longer a newsroom joke, it's policy.
My life goals: At least 2 years remission from Lymphoma. Finish my little robot based on the Mars rover. Piss on Yambo's grave. Move to Portugal.
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"If it bleeds, it leads" The first time I heard that phrase, I had just started my 35 year career in TV news. Now, 4 decades later it's no longer a newsroom joke, it's policy.
Hey...is there anyone in Poland named, "Luigi"?
I wonder if Mike Piazza has a HOF vote for Clemens? Batting helmets were invented because of bloody sock assclowns like Clemens.
I have it on good authority that Poland has a guy named Luigi.
Frenchy's or Palm Pavilion?
C'mon people... There are 23 million crackers living here in America's flaccid dangly bit. Why, oh why does everyone talk smack about us based on the political leanings of only 21 million of us?
Urinators, please form a single file line to the right, spitters line up to the left. Please make sure the person ahead of you has finished and stepped aside before you let fly. Defecators are by appointment only since federal law requires that we have HazMat crews on site.
"Hatred of God" Oh, Tulsi...you can't hate what ain't there.
C'mon! There are 23 million people living here in the Gunshine State. Don't blame all of us for the stupidity of only 21 million of us.
My first thought was to write something pithy like "The elite groundskeeping division of the newly named Department of War" But this is sad and demoralizing shit. just watch. Krasnov will have them shoveling manure soon enough.
Every time Hakeem texts me for money I text him back. I tell him If he were to actually do the taxpaer funded job he was elected to do THEN I might send him $5.00
We hear about Oswald, Hinckley, Fromme decades after they failed or succeeded. I couldn't tell you who the PA shooter was because he was a construct, a false flag with a rifle.
When does the rotten fruit start flying?
Ain't enough urine in the entire country but we all should save that one big, beautiful bladder buster for the main event. That one will require HazMat.
None of that will happen. If and I do mean if, Dems take the house the first order of business will be Hakeem throwing a bipartisan back-slapping, glad-handing BBQ urging all of Congress to forget the past and bury the hatchet.
and a hefty side of hot air.
With so many graves to piss on there's not enough urine in the country! Step up patriots! Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. But save that bladder buster for the big one.
With all the MAGA gravestones we could potentially be seeing in the near future, there just isn't enough urine in the country. Hydrate, people, hydrate. But save that bladder buster for the big cheese.
"We must, for the good of the nation, look forward, not to the past." When Dems take back congress, who will utter that traitorous little gem first? Chuck or Hakeem?
As the story goes, Atwater was lying in a hospital ready to go into surgery with a malignant brain tumor. He offered his sincere apologies for the ratfucking he started and all the careers he ruined. If I were there, my response would be, "Hope that cancer hurts like a motherfucker, asshole."
"I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star" -Peter O'Toole
Airports are next. And people thought he wanted a big, beautiful wall to keep people out.
And just an aside...cartilage, once injured NEVER regenerates. He should be carrying a permamnent hole in his right ear, that is if this whole thing wasn't false flag.
A squib loaded with stage blood taped inside his MAGA hat. SS Agents rushing photographers to a better vantage point. SS Agents standing Trump up nice and tall, and exposed, all for the cameras. SS agent directing the crane operator to quickly lower the flag behind Trump for a photo background.
Also (unfortunately) in Florida too. A 2 liter carton of "Florida's Natural" orange juice cost one dollar MORE in Florida than it does in Massachusetts. Orange juice...in Florida!
Only moments after the Nashville Covenant shooting, Piece of shit with a vocabulary said to the media, "We're not going to fix this." Burn in hell Tim Burchett.
Begs the question. Is Elon still banging Stephen Miller's wife? Personally, I'd be afraid of cooties.
Palm Beach: The gateway to southern Florida where the flow of human garbage and fetid shit stops, hoping for a chance to fuck children. Is Hannity on the list too?
All necessary to build and operate the distillery to support the SecDef when he deploys the 1st Christian Battalion of Space Marines.
Don't skimp on the sand...
The majority of Democratic party members are looking to leadership for their cues. Hakeem and Chuck are showing them exactly what they and the party are made of...Jello.
Say hello to Rushbo while you're there.
Random thought after tRump's bloviation about "going to heaven" He's the only president who will ever need 24/7 protection at his grave site.
So that means the easy 15 second climb will be before breakfast.
Just wondering if Leon is still banging Stephen Miller's wife?
Target will be celebrating their own demise by offering a discounted price on Neville Chamberlain bobbleheads.
just threw up in my mouth a little bit... Oh, and release the Epstein files.
A vast majority of ICE goons range from noticably overweight to absolute morbidly obese. I guess they are making enough money to eat (very) well.
Another example of an upstanding business, Jordan's Furniture also from MA and formerly owned by the Tatelman brothers. They sold the biz to Berkshire Hathaway then gave ALL employees a bonus of $0.50...for every hour they had worked for the company. Some bonus checks topped $10,000.
Very familiar with the Demoulas family struggles over the grocery chain. Artie D. Demoulas, CEO and working class hero...his cousin, Artie S. Demoulas, board member and all around slimy slug. I remember the huge parking lot protests by employees AND customers against Artie S. selling off the chain.
Either one. BUT! only if the next President actually installs an AG who isn't a cowardly traitor to the country.
Are those dead people here in the room with us?
The MAGA agenda is in good hands with Chuck and Hakeem driving the bus.
My new cancer drug will be $2,000 per month, out of pocket since my wonderful drug plan doesn't cover it. You want to lose weight? Get cancer...it's free.
2nd fairway (in the rough, of course) is available.
7 degrees of Kevin Bacon.
I still remember that in 2015 Scarborough was the biggest trump fanboy and probably wanted to have his babies.
Since the DPS officers are sticking to the legislators like glue, a healthy dose of live streaming and doxxing should be very appropriate..
Is Leon still banging Stephen Miller's wife?
Lost in translation, Pammy Jo. They're screaming, "Fuck you, fuck you. fuck you.
😍😆
If Trump wanted to clear the streets of D.C. he should have just arranged another parade.
Welcome to 47:The graveside experience. Urinators (yellow ticket) single file to the right, Spitters (green ticket) single file to the left. Please make sure the customer ahead of you has finished and stepped aside. Defecators by appointment only since we require HazMat teams be onsite.
Anyone else notice that about 8 out of 10 ICE goons range from noticeably overweight to morbidly obese?
Everyone, Please Stop Telling Everyone else that It’s Nothing.
"Liberals already ruined" this country? Well there you have it folks. The civil war is well underway. The only thing missing is the daily body count. But worry not, that will soon be lied about by the regime.
OK. Now that this Alaska bullshit is over, release the Epstein files and while we're at it put Maxwell back the appropriate prison for child molesters.
Everyone, Please Stop Telling Everyone else that It's Nothing.
Where can someone find deals on wholesale purchases of dildos? Minimum by the pallet. Asking for a friend.
Everyone Please Stop Telling Everyone else It's Nothing
No one is more valuable to the MAGA agenda than Hakeem.
"scheduling conflicts" Glad he turned down the "honor" but did he have to use such a bullshit, weenie excuse like "I'm busy"...? Does Mr. Mission Impossible have the stones to actually say what really should be said? Doubt it.
I'm going to the kitchen to make a turkey and swiss sandwich. It will be a strong, fearsome sandwich. I shall name it, "Luigi"
Whenever I see Monica Crowley's name online, I think to myself, "I was a lot happier when I thought she was dead."
Just curious. If I call 911 and tell them that I was just attacked by someone wielding a foot-long meatball w/cheese....How long would they laugh at me before hanging up on me?
Shorter Issa: "Don't believe the facts! Believe my batshitcrazy rants!"
I always knew JFK was special, but who knew he had precognitive psychic powers?
Looks like the brain pan was empty by the time they got to Chris.
He asks for extra napkins at the TACO bell drivethru.
An edit button...a functional government...yeah, that all would be just peachy!
*your*
I hearby nominate Donald Trump to receive the Nobel Pizza Prize. It is delivered in a flat box in 30 minutes or less. (Scumbag prolly won't tip the driver.)
No, no Mr. President...you're shit doesn't stink. Believe us!"
With a smile like hers I wouldn't think a Bond flick would be the best vehicle for her "talent". She would do much better reprising the role of the Joker ala Jack Nicholson.
The Pierogi embargo is gaining traction on the Vineyard, Nantucket and lower Cape Cod.
CNN's budget Kornacki.
The rest of the world is already terrified because they know he is just getting started.
Jeez...I dunno. Maybe Tennessee could actually elect a congressman who has a pair.
Epstein.
At the risk of getting a "you're overreacting" admonishment, I am scared to death of the path this country is on. Just like I was told to STFU when I said that there was something off about Garland. G'morning Daisy...coffee's on.
Thank you for your daily offering of intellect, reason and peace. I have followed you across platforms and always looked forward to you as a bright spot of clear thinking in a darkening world. Best wishes and good fortune in the future. Thank you.
Credible reports that the perogie embargo has gained acceptance on Nantucket
I have a family member who works an administrative job in congress. When they come to visit everyone's phone goes into an RF blocking pouch on the kitchen table. We then go under a willow tree in the backyard. Only THEN can we talk. If you're living and breathing in DC, you're under surveilance.
Someone give him a "Nobel Piece Prize" and shut him the F up.
I just learned that I'm 72,789th in line to be named IRS commisioner. I better wrap up business because I should be hearing something in 2 weeks.
Kevin Hassett has all the marks of a middle school kid who was bullied, beaten up, lunch money stolen, went home with the elastic from his underwear up around his shoulders. For once, I'm siding with the bullies.
There was once a guy who moved into a pretty opulent palace, used public funds to make it a little more gaudy... and thought he would never leave. That guy was Nikolai Ceasescu.
We need to urge Jon Voigt to sign up as the patriot he is. He's only 86 but I'm sure he can command the walker and cane battalions.
Poor Asher was met with a horn, while engaging in some hunting porn. He intimidated the beast, at least now he's deceased, so call a priest and call some relatives to mourn.
Alternative assets are very much like alternative facts.
If January 6th, threats of secession, investigations into stolen top-secret documents allegedly shared with friends, a civil court ruling holding him liable for sexual assault, and now the Epstein files don’t get this man removed, then frankly, I don’t know what will. America has lost its soul!
Dafuq?
Mulvaney is a smug little punk.
My condolences. My jerkwad in congress is Luna, another worthless POS (and former "model")
Epstein.
Kevin Hassett: voted most likely in middle school to have his lunch stolen and going home with a wedgie.
Translation: The regime's slimiest criminals get together at the couch humper's crib to hatch some more conspiracies.
Kirkland medium roast. What a surprise. Best coffee I have found in the US.
It's dementia. She looks like she's aged 25 years in the last six months.
Anyone hear that right now tropical depression #9 is just south of Cuba and promises to turn into a m'fer hurricane? Anyone else heard that it is heading north for South Florida? Well I'm sure those interchangeable FEMA/ICE employees can just tase it, wrestle it to the ground and send it to CECOT