I remember back in the 90s when fringe right wackos were all about using the Posse Comitatus act to limit federal government overreach. The kind of thing Tim McVeigh-types would jerk off to. I absolutely LOVE that this is the law getting in Trump's way.
"Mr. Kennedy, I've been wondering... what's a midichlorian?"
So maybe our nation is becoming an authorization hellhole but it's a golden age of memes
So Gavin Newsom was fun for a bit, but I'm sickened by his attitude towards the unhoused. When there are SO MANY people without homes that you have encampments in basically every large city, it's a sure sign that society has failed these people.
Get the smallest bone saw you can find
There's good and bad about any politician, perhaps especially Chicago mayors, but Brandon Johnson is a hell of of a lot gutsier than many these days. 👍
Perhaps these are Neanderthals and the humans killed them offscreen.
#FirebrandRecords #CABK
An interesting article as well as a good stepping off point for further discussion. For instance, I think we all know what Marx would have to say about why colonizers colonize, as well as why a good chunk of the white working class is made to hate, well, basically all minorities.
I was gonna make a Mussolini joke here, but nah. Trump's trains won't even be on time.
Prolly some Proud Boy somewhere who's gonna sue that he was discriminated against. . .
A small amount of good news. Give 'em hell, sandwich guy!
Right about now we're the kind of country that would skip the Marshall Plan to give a tax credit to some rich guys.
Haven't seen FF but I highly recommend Superman.
Look, it's the new Snoop Dogg album cover!
search.app/pK8tJ Snoop can just get fucked at this point. First the Crypto Ball and now this. Yeah, he had a bunch of catchy tunes, but let's be real: there is a bunch of misogyny and violence in there. And THAT guy is afraid to talk to his grandkids about gay people?
I'm finally regretting my atheism, as I firmly believe everyone involved in this, from Trump to Barbie to ICE agents to whomever builds the cages, should go to some sort of hell.
Ya know, you gotta make sure you clean your earth's undercarriage in the winter or it'll rust from salt.
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I dunno, but if old Pentium towers start coming around wearing MAGA hats, I'm going all John Connor.
Go little tardigrade! Their name is Tardis.
Next episode: Lana Lang reveals all about secret relationship
Dang, and I haven't had to argue with anyone on here yet.
I'll set the good example, then, and not say, "fuck". Aww, fuck, I fucked it up. Also my fucking backspace key is fucking broken.
Back in my day the larger children's clothes were called "husky sized"
I never thought Putin was especially bright, but, man, can he drag senile old Trump along like his puppy dog.
Wonder where Donald Trump and Epstein had that taken. Middle school beauty pageant maybe?
First, this guy's a hero, no pun intended. Of course spontaneous protest will erupt when you hold a city in an iron grip. Second, Pam Bondi says he's the Deep State? Are you fucking kidding? The Deep State threw a sammich? Third, law enforcement officers participating in this, you are complicit.
Doesn't matter if they're just scratching their balls. Extensive practice in the logistics of a deployment of this source would be invaluable. Then maybe the fourth or fifth or whatever time they go out, Trump & co. manufacture a catalyst and boom.
Mark my words: Trump is creating a personal army that can show up in Democratic states or cities at a moment's notice.
CRIME IS DOWN DC IS PRACTICE
I wonder who's paying for the repair and reinstallation of a statue dedicated to a traitorous war criminal? Oh, yeah, right, that would be the taxpayers.
you, to your 11yo nephew: "don't worry, you can upload your educational essay later" Then change the subject real quick-like
I cared for goats for a while. They are badasses.
I'd hate to see the 💩ter.
Click for John Leguizamo but stay for Margaret Cho! Holy cow did she lay into this piece of 💩!
Just sharing this for the freaks and weirdos
God is on here, just tag him
Makes you wonder, huh?
BUT HILLARY USED A PRIVATE SERVER.
Oh no ya don't. Got two already. Don't let my family see this.
Looks AND acts like the bad guy in a children's movie.
Higgins, I'm taking the Ferrari
It's hard to appreciate just how deep the irony is... MAGA/Q-anon types voted him in specifically because they thought he'd stop a p**ophile conspiracy.
substack.com/@thetonymich...
It's like "vagrancy" in the Jim Crow South. Slavery is alive, well, and, apparently, legal
Do they stay still like that?
In July? Jesus
Well, at least ol' Orange likes to help animals. I heard something about the "PETA files".
detention centers are concentration camps #abolishice
People in ICE concentration camps are forced to kneel to eat food off plates “like dogs”, held on unsanitary buses in parking lots for more than 24 hours, crammed for weeks in freezing intake rooms where they sleep on the floor, and denied adequate medical care. This is a human rights crisis.
It's being repeated today, and god help anybody coming at me about these prisoners' "legal status". They are people. One day we will feel as ashamed of this behavior as we do about the Native American genocide, slavery, and WWII internment camps. Thank you for helping that history stay alive.
We have to reset our priorities from top to bottom.
Yeah, pretty much.
Holy crap we live in this world
Perhaps the article assumes it, but it needs to be said out loud: the posting of this painting *at this time* is just straight racism.
Gee, no riots, though the kids may be *having* one
Durn Millennials with yer texting and driving
Conservatives are supposedly for small government, but they're taking every chance they can to build a surveillance state. Congrats if you voted for this: you are officially a 🍭. Also, a little hot take on the pic: is he really putting his giant mug on federal buildings like he's Stalin?
Picturing Trump and Saddam (a la South Park) fighting for Satan's affection
Education Department announces foreign funding investigation against University of Michigan Full disclosure: I am a U of M alumnus. That being said, this is clearly another intimidation attempt to get higher education to toe the party line.
Christians who held their nose and voted on abortion only seem pretty silent. Thought they'd be all out of sorts about the #markofthebeast by now.
Hot take: kinda stupid on Mustangs, too, tradition be damned
MFers can go watch Kirk Cameron movies for all I care. Up, up, and away!
😁TRUST US😁 Why does the article make like only conservative conspiracy kooks think there's a client list? Of course there's a client list. Fucking grocery store have a client list. And Trump's on it. I can't believe I agree with Elon about something.
Who will take care of us Toys R Us kids now? Amazon? Please. They don't even have a mascot.
Ahoy! This is the first I've seen you on BlueSky. Thanks for basically everything you've ever done.
I'm raising autistic kids, and yeah, I probably am, too. Sometimes my kids SOUND LIKE assholes, but they are sweet and good and value human life and dignity. Actual Nazis can't use autism as an excuse, nor is it a cause, as opposed to, say, having South African apartheidists as parents.
Oh, if only Himmler could see; he'd be so proud. 🤮
Please don't be real
Cat making a Manson face
Yeah, fuck those guys, and the white ones, too
I'll take, "Things Elon's girlfriend would say" for 300, Alex
Posting this because I get a lot of stories about government cuts and the "savings" to be realized. 2 million bucks for this one. Compared to the epic size of Trump's tax cuts? A 2 mil savings is like trying to balance your family budget by not buying a candy bar.
Why can't Dems embrace this guy? Society is like a teeter-totter. When the kid on the right is so far from the fulcrum that they're hanging off the seat, the kid on the left has to move further from center to balance it. In a country run by Nazis, centrists are on the wrong side of History.
Why are we, as a society, still at a point where people are shamed for not procreating? It's the most personal choice in the world. Back the fuck up. (Full disclosure: I have 2 kids) Also: conservatives are racists. Millions of people at our southern door and they want more "'Murican" babies.
I think the Alligator Auschwitz name fits. #alligatoraushwitz
Hey Nolan, you've been doing a lot lately and it can be rough. All the best to you.
Why do media outlets insist on reporting "ICE statistics"? First it was a 400% increase; just yesterday it was 500%. Now 700%! They. Are. Making. This. Shit. Up.
The cause of all your money problems. Please share #laloalcaraz cartoons! And stop the bill!
Agreed, and also that's one hell of a good simile there.
WOW. They're not even trying to hide it! A true sign of the times.
I'll bet the administration wouldn't like it if everybody knew about #SaeJoonPark. Let's make sure they do. #SaeJoonPark
Oh those teeth
It's that an Irish Doodle? They look like this:
Much improved!
Perhaps we won't need El Salvador now that we'll have OUR OWN GOD DAMN CONCENTRATION CAMPS. This isn't "like Fascism", it IS Fascism.
Soooo.. I've already got a dog, but where can I get one of those shirts?
I'm a little confused about where all of these "agents" are coming from. They don't dress like cops, and frankly they're all a bit more out of shape than most cops. Are we deputizing Proud Boys?
Don't say "mission accomplished." He'll parade around in a flight suit
It probably would not have needed to be done if the US could stick to a deal. I feel like people too easily ignore the history surrounding events like this.
If they thought they were doing something lawful and moral, they wouldn't cover their faces, right? Some of those that work forces/ Are the same that burn crosses
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