Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Gonna talk a out how he's gonna send National Guard into Seattle and Portland maybe?
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Gonna talk a out how he's gonna send National Guard into Seattle and Portland maybe?
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
You know you work every holiday when… it’s Monday, your husband is still lounging around after 8am, and you’re side‑eyeing him until you realize, oh right… it’s "Labor Day" and HE actually gets the day off. Meanwhile, I’ll be training new hires all day till after 6.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like they're activating the eugenics portion of the policy.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
When you start your day talking to 80+ yo father about trusts vs wills.
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
i find this image so fascinating. it is both a literal example of authoritarianism but also a second-hand reproduction of the aesthetics of other authoritarian states. it's like a simulacra of authoritarianism whose purpose is to attempt to make the simulacra real.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you meant Center for Diseases.
Marc Weidenbaum (@disquiet.bsky.social) reposted
Dang. RIP, Jim Kimball, drummer with Mule, whose self-titled debut album I was heavily addicted to for much of 1993, the year it came out. He was half of the duo that went by the Denison/Kimball Trio. Also played with Jesus Lizard and Laughing Hyenas. A powerhouse. www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0gK...
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
Pro tip: If you sign up & agree to a small co's terms, schedule wks of care, are reminded to review policies & fees in each email, cancel & get charged discounted fees, complain about fees & threaten to decimate their reputation across the web & the local biz reporting to gain a compromise - don't.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a fun one! I haven't watched it in a while.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Curious to know if they were issued the munitions that go inside along with them? We know they didn't always issue them to those same national guardsmen deployed in the sandbox around 2003/2004 because it was "police actions".
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Curious to know if they were issued the munitions that go inside along with them? We know they didn't always issue them to those same national guardsmen deployed in the sandbox around 2003/2004 because it was "police actions".
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
He's reading the wrong columns again, isn't he?
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
We are pirating over here. Many pirates, kraken an angry Sea Goddess and an undead monkey.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Baker's daughter whose dad started with European pastries fancy!🤣
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
I just broke my husband's brain by telling him to look for a cronut (croissant donut) at the donut store. Apparently, he just knows them as "those square donuts with a hole in the middle".🤣
scha·den·freu·de (@blisterpearl.bsky.social) reposted
He looks sick. RFK Jr. should lead his healthcare team.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Wurdz r hard. Send crayonz.
Dylan Blaha for Congress (@dylanthomasblaha.bsky.social) reposted
What’s going on right now is not normal. Military obedience does not require blind loyalty. If you’re activated in the coming days or weeks, please remember your oath to the Constitution and to the American people. #veteran #chicago #nationalguard #illinois youtube.com/shorts/HmgsD...
Dr. James D (@doctorjamesd.bsky.social) reposted
Yesterday I found out a colleague did her PhD in wombat reproduction Me: That sounds so cool, I want to know more about how wombats reproduce! Her: Very aggressively Me: ....Go on? Her: Lots of biting, chasing, flipping each other over, the females SCREAM.... Me: So, marsupial Klingons? Her: 😂
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
Tell me you work in pet Care without telling you you work in pet care. I'll start. As you pull out of your garage to drive to work you see two cats trying to have a fight by your car parked in the driveway, so you get out with the spray bottle in your hand and diffuse the situation.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
Let's hope someone with a spine adds in parts of the files with actionable, valid proof of things and not just inventory of a sock drawer.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
Blame the nuns from my Catholic school days, but I can’t help cringing when I hear 'on accident' or 'me and Joe.' And don’t even get me started on mixing up 'resemblance' and 'semblance.' Old habits die hard!
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
And another big boom firework. Seriously folks? It's the 46th of July.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Spirit says there is no separate place for anyone so.....
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Does that apply to anyone? Hmmm.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
To anyone that says, "Wow! That coyote in my neighborhood was too close for comfort!", think about what the coyotes must have thought when we moved in. #perspective
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
We might need to change her name to Veruca Salt at this rate
Randi Weingarten 🖇️📚✊🇺🇸 (@rweingarten.bsky.social) reposted
Do you know about how Norway's teachers stood up to Nazis? I talk about it in my new book, Why Fascists Fear Teachers. You can preorder here: www.WhyFascistsFearTeachers.com
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Auto pen
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
What do you know, it's July 47th today if you are to believe the random fireworks in my neighborhood. Or was there a sports event for a team they aren't a part of that is happening or ended?
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
Pro tip: if you are asking for last minute weekend dog care the night before you plan on leaving & your dog has injuries from a critter attack the night before, know when you're leaving, times you want & exact med info. Also, I'm sorry you have 3 kids, but c'mon! I'm not a miracle worker!🤣
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Good luck with all of that. Also, if you do come out glowing, you have many more options for Halloween costumes.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Go buy a random golf trophy at the trophy store and have a plaque inscribed with the info.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
She still didn't say where they will go. Are they going to force them into labor camps for farmers?
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are. The Exorcist in The 3rd Grade🙄
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
I too was lost as to the day. I took yesterday through Monday off for some wedding festivities, so my brain thinks each day is Saturday at the moment and it's jarring.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this why they wanted working age back down to 12-14 ? Can't imagine anything going wrong with armed tweens.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
And to you too. 🤞🏼
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
That's one of the better pigeon nests I've seen in a while!
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn gurl! Great job and definitely something we would have done here as well!
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
How many daughters does he have, or should I say mini incubators? What a jerk.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
1 more day before celebration of love round 2 begins! Can't wait!
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
I wouldn't be surprised if he was checking to see how long of a drop it was in preparation for public discipline
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
Headed out to breakfast with hubz. Him: Is that a band t shirt or are you protesting something? Me: Nope, it's a band T-shirt for X. Him: I never know with you these days. Didn't know if I needed to prepare for a mele with coffee.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
...and "no one in power wants to stop him..." Fixed it.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
I watched 1984 again, so I can prepare for each step of the way.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
What I want to know is why people aren't pushing Mel on how they met and where. She's figured out how stay under the radar really well.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
How ARE those new clothes for the Emperor fitting?🤦🏼♀️
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
Hot take: Any version of a vodka pasta sauce just isn't tasty or needed.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
Please help or share this in any way. Sweet friends dog is very I'll and she just moved, so anything is appreciated. gofund.me/ce975c04
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
Pro tip: if you want a sitter to tell you something personally, but we are there to specifically have your dog out when you go to dinner so they don't see you leave, give us a other option. This is especially helpful if you don't always read your after visit reports or messages.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
Neighbors are home. The bass just started blasting. It's 1034pm. Not loving the renters next door.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
Pro tip: if your cats like to play with swing faucets that can turn around over a counter, put the note a out that and why there's a zip tie on the faucet for your sitter. Walking into your home with the water on full blast, flooding your kitchen & hardwoods is jolting at 8am.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Does he hate his daughter that much?
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
So, it's after 10pm and someone just had to set off fireworks....again. It will be August on Friday, but ok. 🤦🏼♀️
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Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
"Look at the bones! Run away! Run away!"
Ben Edwards (@bostonhistory.bsky.social) reposted
On Juneteenth, she celebrates the role quilts may have played in Underground Railroad. For 99-year-old For Edith Edmunds, the art of quilt making is inextricably linked to the Black struggle for freedom. www.npr.org/2025/06/19/n...
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
The look in his eyes in that photo... I predict even more trouble for this one in the near future.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
I swear to god.... enough with the flipping fireworks. It's August next week. Also, it's almost midnight and you decide that NOW is a good time to light them off?🤦🏼♀️
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope she has back ups of files hidden away somewhere, to help ensure her health from nefarious players other than herself.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
We felt the same, but still enjoyed it
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
Until I saw it for myself, I would never have known a Toyota Prius had enough power to plow through a flower bed and into the side of an auto repair shop. Apropos, for sure. Prophetic, even.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Only if he out of town long enough for them to get past the "good luck getting sleep at night" phase
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Mine rotates through 16 different ones. This was what I ended up with when I saw this post.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
New day, new bots. Happy Friday!
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
I guess the past two days of muggy weather were why today it's actually sprinkling/raining a bit. Who knew? Seattle has been acting more like California during summers that I almost forgot this could happen and I grew up here! 🤣
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Connie Francis, Malcolm Jamal Warner and Chuck Mangione also are a part of this party
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
If they meet with her before the August 11th date, couldn't that be construed as witness tampering?
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Congratulations! I too detest this task, but usually get it completed just before bed the night before my travel.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
Got up and took the dogs for a 3mile walk at 8am, got home by 1130. Jumped onto WFH at 12pm & finished by 645pm. Hubz made me cheese and dry toast things as a snack at 1:30 and real first meal of the day is dinner. Not bad for a Sunday!
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm waiting for him to sue the govt under the pretense that he was in perfect health prior, but the stress of the Presidency did this to him.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Dear gawd. I can't unsee that. The og movie scarred me as a kid. Thanks for this!🤣
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Just like how they say glitter is the herpes of crafting supplies.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, the amount of time spent to achieve that body during season vs on break... It is time consuming and hard on relationships if that's all you are doing.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Sleep will be elusive for a while if you do get them!🤣🤪
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
Did my civic duty and grabbed my @pbs.org Passport. Now, to figure out how to do it for my MIL.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
As it is with Minions. Ba-na-na🍌🍌🍌🍌
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
At a bus stop outside an iHop on Queen Anne Hill in Seattle, Ethan Hawke came over to buy a newspaper from the box and dropped a quarter. I stopped it from rolling & handed it back. Once I paid for Ray Liotta's coffee in Tribeca. The barista thought we were together. I told him it was my treat.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Because that's what we all start with and from in the womb, and some people never grow past it.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Only need to make it to a week from this Friday before my next real weekend!🤞🏼
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
I love those little guys! So fierce. #crabspider #naturerocks #stoptolook
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
We sure do #birdphotography #barredowl #historywillremember
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Let the toddler stomping begin again.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
A Donnie Dammit doll! Have fun with that
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
Timeline cleanse. Got some new elder goth mouse ears from a creator to brighten my day. Velký always gets to try them on first.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Calling the local librarians desk for any information you needed.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, when you get your corporate job, let me know how well that works there.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
Pro tip: if your garage door is stuck & you live a 15 minute walk away from your only client service for the day, I'm not paying for an Uber for you to get there just because you prefer not to walk up the hill. Also your appointment is going to be sitting inside for 45 minutes playing with pets. 🤦🏼♀️
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it just me, or does his Pilates reformer look like a French invention over his shoulder!🤣
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social)
Funniest comment of the day so far and it's only 5am, is in regards to the triumvirate of B0nd1, Patel and B0ng1n0 fighting. One person commented on how difficult it would be for the boys to regain credibility if they left/rage quit. I didn't know they had any to start with. 🤣
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
That works both ways Mr H. 🤬
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Many science class videos
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember when they used letters before the numbers for the area of town you lived in.
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
Because at this job, he's actually supposed to kind of work and hit production numbers? Who knew!
Magic Whitney Pet Pro (@becauseuarehere.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder how well they would do if there were only three attorneys left and no support staff, including paralegals who know all the important bits and the files backwards and forwards.