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Are you up a Munro?

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Good lad

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I don’t think the microwave requires a pinny

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Back in the day ITV always had drama containing the word ‘Heart’

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That reduces profit

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It’s a little understated

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Have you lost your remote?

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Have you considered flogging kitchens on QVC?

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Probably for the best

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I always think that was the moment this country started to become mawkish

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I loved that exhibition

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Helluva way to end up in A&E on a Sunday evening

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I see some of you are only just getting up. Meanwhile I’ve walked a few miles, been to the allotment and cleaned the fridge

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We don’t need that king of filth

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Fickle

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You don’t want it chilly around the Trossachs.

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Maybe the BBC should think about making something original again for a fucking change metro.co.uk/2025/08/23/m...

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Simpler, simpler times

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Something. Something. Stuffing. Something

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Is it Debbie Does Dallas?

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I think they’ll last a term and we’ll be so disastrous the country will limp along with a mix of failing coalitions

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Isn’t it a wonderful mix of English folk and early seventies kitch

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If I close my eyes I’m at my nan’s 😍

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And we’ll all become loyal citizens of the Fourth Reich when Farage romps it at the next election

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She’ll probably be made Labours Border czar.

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Is there somewhere nice to sit?

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Now do Windy Miller 😍

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More than the QE2

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Schrödinger’s President

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Lower

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I don’t fancy steering with a slidy finger

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And they say education in the country is bad 🤷

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At least it was spelt correctly

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Very mid century 😍

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Is that your demob photo?

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Interesting he chose to use the word banana?

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Is the gasworks on fire?

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Would

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Is it from one of those food delivery orgs?

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Anything but take away the guns

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Perhaps there’s seating

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My gym is far duller. Just lads posing in front of the mirror

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Can’t you just join the queue?

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Dreadful! Where might this be?

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You don’t want to excite the patients with that kind of thing 😱

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In a rather large house with several cars on the drive if you want to know how poorly off he is

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That’s a lovey idea

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He lives in my home town

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If they hang over a public footpath I think they’re fair game

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Anyone want to chip in? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Until we couldn’t walk

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Nice free holiday for them

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They usually don’t buy because they don’t like the grout in the 2nd bathroom

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Yummy

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👌🍆💦

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Very probably

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I live near a Center Parcs so I get a bored dad appear at least once a month

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Johnson didn’t have a plan for Brexit but still he was voted in to get it done

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It predates fish and chips

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Just finished a 9 mile walk and then gym. I need a cold dark room 😭

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Top marks

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Anyone for a ‘99?

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When they say something sucks balls as being a bad thing

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Guess where

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Is that an open invitation?

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One of the most exciting times in English history. How did they manage that?

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And hardly any of the English do

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Im grinding my teeth.

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Would you all like me to point out the historical inaccuracies in #king&conquerer now or shall I wait?

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Stumped by the crossword?

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Will be lovely with a couple of coats of magnolia and an avocado suite

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Clapham Junction

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For Swarfega?

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They said how much you’d enjoyed it

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Raw milk. No vaccines. The problem resolves itself 👌

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Also schools without shooter drills

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It was more: “You’re surrendering. Unconditionally. Now. Or we just keep going until you do.”

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Pays extra to take them off

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I knew buying you those Jules Verne books for Christmas would end in chaos, @mkmike.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Who doesn’t?

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Made in china. Probably

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More

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That old thing?

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It is contagious?

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Fucking flag shaggers have arrived

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I’m sure they did that too

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The Greeks had some ideas!

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One of the greats

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People still think we run the world

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2056

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Benefit Britain

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Probably more worried about parking

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Daytime drinking like you lot

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Not that kind

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It’s like the Bronx!