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This announcement could have been a death notice
I like your attention to the practicalities
"I dunno, but what's inside the box is emetic"
Can anyone mistakenly added to a Signal group chat verify if Trump's kicked it or not?
Jennifer!! ❤️
Guess what: IT'S THE FUCKING GUNS
Homonyms will be the death of society
It's smug right-wing billionaire douche Charles Munger Jr., who funds anti-choice/women's healthcare, anti-LGBTQI+ & conversion therapy causes. He likes to project a folksy scientist image but he's another soulless Trump-supporting ultra-rich elite who thinks he should get to control the masses.
Californians: wonder who's behind this mailer you got? Read on. 🧵
I KNOW MORE ABOUT GRASS THAN ANY HUMAN BEING ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD
California didn't start the redistricting fight. But we're going to win it.
Uh-oh, I think Don Jr. just discovered there are no barrels of crack at Cracker Barrel
As a former Texas State Rep, let me be clear: LOCKING Rep. Nicole Collier inside the chamber is beyond outrageous. Forcing elected officials to sign “permission slips” & take police escorts to leave? That’s not procedure. That’s some old Jim Crow playbook.
I'm dying here 💀
At this critical moment in our nation's history, I'm begging @governor.ca.gov to wear a tan suit and eat Grey Poupon
D.C. TODAY…
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All too readily, yes
How it started/how it ended
The real reason Putin left before the scheduled lunch
What in the name of sentimental Americana....? 🤨
Meanwhile Trump is his usual sour, bored pissyface.
SORRY, I'M JUST CHOKING ON YOUR PLENTIFUL JIZZ, POOTY
The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?
WE KNOW
The only naked women this man has seen have been embalmed
RIP Danielle Spencer. 💔
*ILLEGAL demonstration
Clearly this is not about making DC, or any of us, safer.
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One of the best 😂
Honey, he's a joke EVERY day
I see they made a biopic about your mom
More like Dean Cain't
Tim Apple bows and scrapes in paying his obsequious public tribute to La Grossa Nostra They eye the bauble, calculating value They do the same to the offering he brought
Math class is hard
When the terror of ICE is so evident that your city’s local street artists do what they can to help spread potentially information. Sign by Emeyewhisky.
Goddammit, fight this cancer, in whatever way you can!
I've watched enough murder shows to know we should definitely be worried about what's under that slab
"Genetics" = big tits, apparently
It makes me despair. We have so much potential in our bodies and brains and hearts. We are fortunate to have been born at all. And yet... I see people squandering those gifts and making themselves morally small & hateful & intellectually stunted. It's a tragedy.
"Why Trump's Epstein defense is failing miserably" IT'S BECAUSE HE'S GUILTY OF BEING A RAPING, ABUSING PEDOPHILE duh
Yeah, like back in the 18th century? Enlightened times compared to the perversely willful ignorance we have today. Edward Jenner would be appalled. Sigh.
Just so’s we’re all clear, almost 3/4 of everything we buy from Europe is now 15% more expensive.
Well, if there's anything Markwaynebillyjoejimbob knows how to do, it's look for cover
Every time I hear Trump's underwater I'm disappointed that it's in polling
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Published 2016, updated 2019. Trump is a serial sexual predator and rapist of girls and women. The information has always been out there, and if you haven't known it, you've been willfully ignorant.
There's enough real horrifying shit. Don't share fakery.
Yeah, Yarvin is a lunatic!
I have the perfect compression garment for Trump's medical condition
You know, for once I agree with Vance
I know everyone loves this image. It's brilliant & "sugardeluxe" should be credited with one of the more enduring hilarious images of this era that reflect so many people's feelings. But it's NOT REAL. Please don't share it as such; there's enough disinformation out there. Here are the source images
Because RFK Jr has crammed his agency full of quacks, DUH! You could make that clear in the headline instead of legitimizing "doubt" that doesn't exist amongst actual scientists, @npr. FFS.
Attn: Republicans somehow bitching about the weather service not doing its job in Texas - YOU DECIMATED GOVERNMENT SERVICES & THESE DEATHS ARE ON YOU you motherfucking avaricious soulless sonsabitches
[From my friend DJ Groethe]
The reasons the United States declared independence on July 4, 1776. Trump is committing all four of these offenses on the American people today.
Sigh
FYI
Artist: Aïda Amer
A worthy read on this most uncelebratory day, from Michael Ian Black.
I don't know about you, but I see nothing to celebrate. "Independence" is a hollow & hypocritical word in the billionaire-plundered racist, bigoted, misogynist police surveillance state we now have. SCOTUS burns the Constitution to build the fire to immolate the people, the dispensable fodder.
SHAME. Shame on them all. May they all get what's coming to them.
She fooled us into thinking she was "moderate" and had some sense & compassion for years. She lied. She's as craven, heartless, & spineless as all the rest. Republicans sold out the American people for their billionaire masters, who will enrich their empires upon graves.
What is the value of a country without all of our people What is the value of a country without the helpers, innovators, and newcomers What is the value of a country once they break our social contracts and treaties What is the value of our leadership if they are the cause of massive debt & death
AOC: "On this point of tax on tips, as one of the only people in this body who has lived off of tips, I want to tell you a little bit about the scam ... the cap on that is $25,000 while you're jacking up taxes on people who make less than $50,000 across the US ... while kicking them off the ACA."
I'm an unwavering atheist who doesn't believe Jesus ever existed, but for those who DO believe, know that you can't support Trumpism & consider yourself "Christian". They are diametrically opposed. This language was adapted from a post by John Fugelsang.
Top of the bestseller list! By the magnificent @toddalcott.bsky.social !
This is vile. They see us all as valueless and expendable.
Oprah's no hero. She launched or platformed "Dr." Phil, Dr. Oz, James Arthur Ray, Deepak Chopra, Jenny McCarthy, 'John of God', Vani Hari, John Edward, James Frey, & other quacks, charlatans, criminals, liars, & felons. She's a powerhouse of spreading pseudoscience, junk thinking, & total garbage.
Because OF COURSE
Lest anyone think that the real dividing line ever comes down to anything but money rather than ideals... the ultra-rich, with very few exceptions, will always choose themselves and their elite insulated world over their alleged principles
🚨 ICE disappeared a woman on Wednesday night. She was grabbed by men in plainclothes and taken to an unidentified location. ICE is refusing to say where she is being held. It’s 72 hours later and not even a dedicated team of lawyers can find her. This is WRONG. We can’t let this be the new norm.
I like to feel my appliances are the bridesmaids in the wedding of me to housework
Lauren Sanchez is still a 1997 on the Wildenstein scale, but she's edging toward a 2018
Did they forget to pretend they're not the rich elites??
Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952
Well, at least he knows lots of potential babysitters.
Just finished listening - really enjoyed it!
Yikes; that's terrible, I'm sorry.
Bleurgh... nutjobs, white supremacist babymen gaming tough guys, trolls, and bots, really.
ICE are the sleeper cells, folks.
NOBODY wants this!
No you don't
From 2020: he wanted the "Noble" Peace Prize for achieving "PEACE in the MIDDLE EAST!" 😂 This has aged like a fine 2% milk
This is INSANE This would collapse the entire housing market and hence, economy, would it not? Where are people supposed to live?!
Walking wet market Kristi Noem refused to take a Benadryl for fear it might de-puff her face
The next No Kings Protest is July 17, celebrating John Lewis
We should be doing these monthly at the very least.
Call your Senator and Reps. — Demand hearings (sanctioned or unsanctioned) on ICE. ☎️ Capitol Switchboard: (202) 224-3121 @housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov
This is what fascism looks like.
