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I recognize that page from the FOIA request for the Air Force UAP disclosure! 🤣 Who knew they recycle... 😏
Ryan Routh is the Florida trump assassin.
😳😳😳 wtaf?!?
#Shitler doing his best Ed Sullivan impression! Really Big Shew... 😭
Watch out Xi, our Dear Leader may want to repo the Great Wall that he alone built. 🤔 You know before he was born... 😂
I cackled because I KNOW there is some orange anger gonna get tweeted as soon as he sees this....😂🍿
Yes yes yes I wager that's a 5 diaper full post! 😭
Well that explains this... 👇😎 bsky.app/profile/ben-...
Quite the mouth breather Dear Leader! 😳
Womp womp womp* * translation: 3 diaper rage fest #WetWipes and #ShowTunes stat
In a major setback to President Donald Trump’s attempt to purge independent agencies, the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals refused to block a lower court order reinstating Democratic commissioner Rebecca Slaughter to the Federal Trade Commission. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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#BBBBBB must have been seething! 😳 Would have loved to see #NeanderthalGreene face!!! 🤣
You know #BunkerBoy is laying ahem LOW, like 5 stories under! 🤣
REP. MCGOVERN: “What’s going on is Republicans are terrified — And I think we all know why. The president doesn’t want to release all the files.”
I'm aware that the President likes to go on television and beg me to call him to ask for troops. I find it strange, as Chicago doesn't want troops. I also have experience asking him for assistance – just to have the rug pulled up from underneath me when execution meets reality.
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Rolling Stones - Mother's Little Helper m.youtube.com/watch?v=x-zx...
Dear Leader go fornicate thyself! 🤣
MAGA will never understand.
Background 👇😎 www.financialexpress.com/world-news/u...
Says the road kill, raw milk, fecal polluted water and mitochondrial children expert... 🤷♂️
Trump and his little Johnson love the phrase ‘maximum transparency’ when it comes to the Epstein files. Then why are they putting so much pressure on Republicans to vote against Thomas Massie’s discharge petition? #BelieveTheGirls #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp
This just in #DonPedoPendejo ordered an additional case of black Sharpie Magnums to complete the redacted Epstein files... #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinLogs #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Wouldn't it be a shame that if all along the shoreline some rich entrepreneurs erect an offshore wind farm to compensate for the electical impact of Turd Boy's golden palace while keeping the beach public access?
As many as 100 survivors of Jeffrey Epstein and other victims of sexual abuse are expected to attend a rally Wednesday in Washington, D.C. as a bipartisan Congressional effort gains steam to force the U.S. Department of Justice to make public its controversial files on the disgraced sex trafficker.
On my orders, #Shitler will be issued bargain brand leaky diapers... 🤷♂️
Newsom is on a tear! 😂
Brazil's top prosecutor says Bolsonaro tried to overthrow democracy, as trial's final phase opens www.thestar.com/news/world/a...
Meanwhile at the WH, staffers with crossed fingers await with bated breath whether or not to pop the bubbly... 🙆♂️ 🤞😎
Meanwhile at Bedminster unusual grounds crew activity spotted at Ivana's sublevel condo... 😳
Trump will do all he can to “fix” the 2026 and 2028 elections to secure MAGA victories by every method he can muster, however blatantly illegal and unconstitutional, whatever the courts might say. If every eligible voter shows up, we can overwhelm his schemes. Otherwise, our way of life is doomed.
His excuse was that they would agree with him after the fact! 😳🙄🤣
BREAKING: Federal judge rules Convicted Felon Trump violated the law when he deployed National Guard troops in California. I break down this damning opinion and explain why this decision is so important as Trump threatens to do the same in Chicago and other cities. youtu.be/ZZJD21zyHdc?...
#Melanoma checking to see if that latest cream reduced those genital warts and rash...
Can we elaborate on what was being tossed out the WH 2nd floor window yesterday? 🤔
#JudgeBoxOfWine: next they're going to say drinking a box of wine with a straw is improper etiquette! 🤷♂️
Thomas Massie’s discharge petition for releasing the Epstein files is at 2 pm. So Trump will distract us at 2 pm. Mike Johnson is also pulling a shady move to avoid a vote on Massie’s petition. Trump and his little Johnson are protecting pedophiles. newrepublic.com/post/199885/...
Quick before #Shitler pushes up daisies! #EpsteinLogs #EpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Under Dr. Oz, Medicare is launching a pilot program that will use AI to determine whether patients would be covered for certain procedures. Companies running the program will be paid a share of the savings from rejecting claims. Who in their right mind voted for this? No one.
Our new health plan: Should I seek medical assistance Magic 8 ball?
ICE is on track to gain access to controversial spyware designed to hack phones and read private messages after the Trump administration jettisoned a Biden-era order.
And you know it will only be used correctly... George Carlin answering his phone: "Hello, FUCK HOOVER" 🤫😏
I'll go with the Maldives. What about you? 🤔
#ElonSchmuck: hold my beer... www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news...
In just two weeks #PoopinPutin turned #PoopinPutinPuppet from a dictaster into a mouth breather... 😏
In other news Al Capone's vault is still empty... 🤷♂️
It’s odd that the president would need to give an Oval Office address about something as arbitrary (albeit idiotic) as moving Space Force or renaming the DoD. I have to assume he’s doing it because he knows the world thinks he’s hiding.
Breaking News:Trump is now using the bold Sharpie Magnum markers for redacting all the Epstein files! 😳 #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinLogs #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
⚡️“The past 12 months, power prices have increased more than twice as fast as inflation… They will likely keep rising in years to come as new data centers and factories connect to the power grid. That surge is a major problem for the economy — and Trump.” heatmap.news/energy/why-i...
In another report China by 2030 will have the capacity to equal the entire US daily energy requirements by solar alone. energy.economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/renewab...
Anyone else think Putin poisoned him?
Stop reading my mind! 🤣 bsky.app/profile/ben-...
Reserved parking at the Four Seasons Landscaping selling at as I type... 🙆♂️
#Shitler for Satan's knob polisher! 🤣
Macron for the Nobel!!!
Without say Losing My Religion, favorite R.E.M. song? R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GF...
All good things must come to an end! The Mighty Mighty BossTones - Howwhywus Howwhyyam (hidden track) m.youtube.com/watch?v=h9b0...
A rare billboard that isn’t full of shit in Florida. Threads.
Whew, that's a relief! 😏
Icing the bubbly as I type! 🤣👍
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Rolling Stones - Fortune Teller m.youtube.com/watch?v=H5Q3...
Rolling Stones - Monkey Man m.youtube.com/watch?v=o8uV...
Toasters - Pool Shark m.youtube.com/watch?v=mMGk...
Toasters - Secret Agent Man m.youtube.com/watch?v=uPRG...
Toots and The Maytals - Journeyman m.youtube.com/watch?v=0jl6...
Toots and The Maytals - Johnny Coolman m.youtube.com/watch?v=zjoG...
Red Devils - Mr. Highway Man m.youtube.com/watch?v=uD51...
Mustard Plug - Miss Michigan m.youtube.com/watch?v=DY3K...
Muddy Waters - Hoochie Coochie Man m.youtube.com/watch?v=e_l6...
Muddy Waters - I'm A King Bee m.youtube.com/watch?v=vD0g...
Bob Marley - African Herbman m.youtube.com/watch?v=HY3y...
Bob Marley - Slave Driver m.youtube.com/watch?v=yeLJ...
Larry Garner - Bull Rider m.youtube.com/watch?v=KG8w...
Larry Garner - The Preacher Man m.youtube.com/watch?v=rM5c...
Devo - Secret Agent Man m.youtube.com/watch?v=94fZ...
AC⚡DC - Rock 'N' Roll Singer m.youtube.com/watch?v=xxqC...
Beatles - Paperback Writer m.youtube.com/watch?v=yYvk...
Beatles - Taxman m.youtube.com/watch?v=gMdc...
Trump warns tariff ruling could "literally destroy the United States". There is no evidence Trump dictated or typed this message out on Truth Social. Media should be careful in their reporting. www.axios.com/2025/08/29/t...
Unless this is opposite day I'm going with 👇🤣
Vegas Baby! 🤣
Uh oh, all downhill from here... 🤫 Congrats in the fight against dumbing down America! 😎👍
Gee, wasn't this the week our Dear Leader gave Little Vlad to answer? Very convenient, Donnie is like the 6 year old playing too sick and skipping school... 🤷♂️
What happens when a cult leader dies? What will happen to MAGA when Donald Trump dies?
I'll take curtain # 1...
