The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
An offer they can't refuse...geeze...
Old punk...love movies, music & sports. Just be a good human and all is well. Gen X! I am sarcastic and angry...now get off my lawn!
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An offer they can't refuse...geeze...
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social)
Please take them to our leader! futurism.com/mysterious-o...
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
Trumpstein records: Health records bundled with Epstein files. My kind of Happy Meal!
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social)
Trump should be impeached for letting this a-hole anywhere near a cabinet position...and all the Repubs who confirmed him futurism.com/neoscope/rfk...
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's just use a catch-all term. From this day forward I will refer to everything as Trumpstein!
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social)
hahahahaha...satire is awesome! www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi0Y...
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
He better hope nobody runs
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
Promises made...population wept. How did this moron ever get into office?
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
He is adhering to the OJ method of catching criminals
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
The Don has priorities...π€¬
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
I am sick of saying how ashamed I am of the USA...I love my Country but we are a disgrace...thanks Plump
Aaron Parnas (@aaronparnas.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: Trump is deploying the National Guard in D.C. to distract you from the fact he will not release the Epstein files. I am in Washington, D.C. I feel safe. I am reporting live. Spread the word. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvXR...
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
I am so sick of this admin. All these weak ass Repubs are rolling over for this addled mad king wanna be. An entire party is willing to give away the country because they are so scared of doofy.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social)
Interesting... www.khou.com/article/news...
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social)
"This is illegal" futurism.com/white-house-...
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
She had a horse named FEMA but put it down...god I hate the admin.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
How is Mike Lee still in office?
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta get her on the message train. I see a pardon on table. This is all so disgusting...and it's been there all along.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
The message should not be about getting Trump. The message should mirror what has been the issue with his supporters. Focus on outing abusers of all stripes. Be angry they are protecting predators...we all know who you will catch in that net.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
The FBI ran out of sharpies marking out Trump...there will be a delay waiting for sharpie shipment
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
They had their fingers crossed for Cannon....hahaha...oops
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
Pinky swear?
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
They will never arrest anyone because Trump will be exposed by discovery or people willing to flip.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
Give it a shot Greg...everything you are willing to do in service of the angry orange will stay with you forever. Vote accordingly Texas!
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
to be fair she is intimately familiar with disasters π
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social)
Trump is what Homelander looks like if he were an octogenarian
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
Fingers crossed!
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't wait! This is not going away....
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope he follows through with this. The discovery portion will be fascinating!
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
But Ron Vara agrees with all of it π
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
Man all these guys are way out over their skis...good luck in the mid-teems
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
This might be the relatable GenX meme ever
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
With all the Epstein stuff I wouldn't be surprised if he ducks out due to medical reasons. If he can keep this stuff hidden by stepping down he will do it.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
If the Epstein scandal continues we will eventually hear Trump demand that Coke put the cocaine back in Coke
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah...they act like they are fans of a band.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
Goodfellas is now a documentary
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
I am confused...there are masks with Donald Trump on them?
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
We can start a drinking game with the phrase "I do not recall"
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
He voted for the worst bill in history so he is more afraid of the angry orange
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
This should be a deeper hole but hopefully the correct narrative gets out there before they get the chance to apply the lipstick to the pig
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
They are prepping runway for loyalist to roll out a crafted narrative. Let's see if MAGA really is this stupid.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
Pay attention to what they do and not what they say. He voted for the big beautiful turd.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
Man...he really thinks his base is STUUUUUUPID. You would think they had a better plan for this...keep digging Plump!
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
Tapper is taking notes for his book planned for 2029 release!
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
I am in Texas and this is just sad...we are in Hurricane season and this is only going to get worse.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
He will keep fighting to avoid trial. So many deaths to keep himself out of prison. Sounds familiar....
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
About to be bought? This has been happening for YEARS!!! Musk just recently paid for the VIP package
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social)
I never want to hear a single REPUBLICAN say anything about the Epstein files again. This is on Trump and an ENTIRE party.
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
Wait. Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins said Medicaid recipients could replace immigrant farmworkers. Is she daft? Does she have any idea why folks are on Medicaid? Or whatβs involved in picking crops? My goodness.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
They are busy working in the Government...π€’
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess they don't have the budget for a boat party these days.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
This is one of the saddest things that could we have been better prepared for. I really hope this isn't lost in the two day news cycle. This admin is 100% responsible for not being prepared.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess this settles everything π΅βπ«
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
This should never be enough. Apologize you evil incontinent ahole. Dems and the rest of the planet should be crushing this killer of Americans.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA: "We owned the libs and all I got was this stupid coffin"
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
I really hope they don't focus on making voting more difficult. My fear comes from them voting like they are not concerned about the mid-terms.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately they did...now we all pay
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
They are all cowards. Watch what they do and not what they say.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
They are all cowards and will always fall in line. They DO NOT WORK FOR US.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
Sad that these feckless "Republicans" seem to think they are only going to affect minorities with all of this. They will be prepping for a race war and never see the class war that erupts.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
ah..like arming Israel for Gaza and Iran war...crystal clear
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
They are coming for elections next. None of these people voted like they are worried about losing their jobs.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
I am so sick of Chuck...they are coming for elections next. I wonder what brilliant plan he will have for that.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
He still refers to a mandate...that sure looks a lot more like minority rules.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
We weren't even offered the chance to drink the cool-aid...we will be forced to drink.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
If you say Beetlejuice three times Boebert pops up...scary
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yeah...let them all get in on the action. Alex Jones needs to get out there too!
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a party requirement...gotta have the cred to be a made man
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
I really hope he pulls this off. He will draw away so many of the MAGA dorks who went that way because of Elmo. PLEASE PLEASE get this Republican party splitter going!
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
In a real world and healthy politics Mr Lee would not be a Senator
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social)
Rick Scott was in Poltergeist...who knew?
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
It's time for someone to flip him on his back
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
Perfect response!
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
I have lost my faith in old school dems. Just be authentic and work for the people not for the power. Apparently this is a really hard concept for politicians.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
I think he thinks if he says it loud enough it will become true. It's a bad idea to let drunks have vision boards.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
The campaign ads are writing themselves.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the after photo when Invasion of the Body Snatchers is real
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA math is hard
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
So DOGE was castrated?
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
In their mind it is the same thing
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
If only the Republicans could count to 25
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
This needs ZERO fact checking
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
The cult is tightening noose
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
to be fair I know a lot of people who identify as Republican and they do not mean this version of Republicans
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish this would be the outcome but his ego won't allow for this kind of sanity. I doubt Bibi would allow him to go that way either...
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
This is ridiculous. Republicans can stop this now....they will not. Someone please take the keys away from the mental patient in the white house.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
Name that Tune meets Running Man
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
By vibe you mean a Zoom call from Huckabee and Bibi
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
People want NOTHING to do with Trump but we are also rejecting THIS attitude. We want authentic leaders who fight for the people and not their jobs.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
wow..I didn't know Biden was a hacker
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social)
ha...we go to war with Iran...Plump muses about firing Powell and naming himself and the stock market futures are up. I know nothing about the stock market.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish that was an option.
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
Short memories...unless I'm wrong he did issue a Muslim ban in his first term...oh well
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
The MAGA pretzel logic is hard to follow...
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the worst reality show ever. Photo-ops and bobbleheads. How do I change the channel?
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
We will find out if bone spurs are genetic...
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
Counting her money...grrrr
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
Even the 22 year old he appointed?
The Empire Strikes Jack (@benfon.bsky.social) reply parent
As if the nuclear program is sentient...