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@benjamino.bsky.social

most beautiful widow in town -naarm-

created July 3, 2023

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Legit jumpscare

3/9/2025, 6:55:07 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Missed seeing that until too late, bairns v grumpy with me

3/9/2025, 6:42:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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[the other thing]

Bleak Squad show poster
3/9/2025, 6:28:03 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do rather appreciate the way Adalita manages to both age gracefully while pursuing reflective new projects at the Recital Centre and continue to rock the fuck out in skanky shitholes with filthy sick riffs

Magic Dirt at The Tote Nov 7 klaxon
3/9/2025, 6:22:22 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 6:11:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Germam word for going out of your way to hypersook about pro-Palestine protests but not having anything to say about nazis leading the nazi-adjacents protests and the people they are actually violently doing harm

🍟 tweet: I’m proud of my paper for taking a stance on this. No one disputes the right to protest. That doesn’t mean it is right to protest. Not when there is clear evidence your actions are doing Jewish people harm. The hatred of Jews is now so ingrained in Melbourne’s pro-Palestinian protest movement they can’t temper their vitriol two days after a synagogue in the city was fire bombed. The war in Gaza is horrific but something is seriously wrong here.
3/9/2025, 5:33:00 AM | 16 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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The sheer scale of mathematical contortions the 'Dogs had to twist through to finish near the top of every statistical permutation other than actually winning matches

3/9/2025, 4:57:05 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shaping as one of the best tours of this year of our lord 1994

3/9/2025, 4:39:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do people mad at this think Elbit Systems job applications simply write themselves?

Headline: Deputy PM Richard Marles to address Israel lobby summit on Gold Coast by Wendy Bacon | Sep 3, 2025 |
3/9/2025, 3:58:59 AM | 17 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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A shame Mary never quite had the talent or wit to capture the essence of the monster earlier created by Boris Karloff.

3/9/2025, 3:51:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maruja - Trenches For anyone thinking all Rage Against The Machine needed was more saxamaphone

2/9/2025, 11:30:14 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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A little hate crime hijinks, as a treat

2/9/2025, 12:50:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hi, just woke from a coma, can anyone give me a quick update on how this rehabilitation went?

October 2023 ABC article: In short: Neo-Nazis Thomas Sewell and Jacob Hersant have avoided further jail time after they were convicted of a 2021 attack on hikers at a Victorian state park. County Court Judge Kellie Blair wished the pair luck and said she believed the prospects of both men being rehabilitated were good. Sewell and Hersant maintained their innocence after the hearing and made anti-Semitic and homophobic comments to gathered media.
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👀

2/9/2025, 12:03:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah the way it unfolds def draws you in and bends time around it

2/9/2025, 11:57:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get his ass

Guardian headline: Labor MP questions Albanese on claim ‘good people’ went to anti-immigration rallies ‘Where do we draw the line?’ backbencher Mary Doyle said to have asked at closed-door caucus meeting
2/9/2025, 11:46:36 AM | 46 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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'substack in bio' energy

2/9/2025, 11:05:26 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jobshare?

Smug nazi + smug ad guy + jailboy
2/9/2025, 10:58:56 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jouska - Season of Dread Oslo's Marit Othilie Thorvik with a delicate, dusky lament that perfectly balances organic instrumentation and electronic synth augmentations

2/9/2025, 10:45:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can pretty much drop the adjacent these days

Advance graphic stating 'Immigration is destroying the Australian way of life', photo has lots of people who are not as white as they would like
2/9/2025, 10:39:19 AM | 38 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't think everyone who turned out will suddenly sign on for actual nazi duty, but I do know emboldened racism has been supercharged and the rhetoric is going to get nastier and the PM deliberately passed up his chance to show any kind of bulwark against it

2/9/2025, 9:53:11 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The thing that most bugs me about the cowardly 'good people' and 'legitimate concerns' excuse-making is that you can mumble that those concerns are cost of living all your like, but you are 100% legitimising the primary vibe of the marches which was 'Australia should be White / Fuck off we're full'

2/9/2025, 9:47:24 AM | 45 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you're comfortably hooking up with Caleb Bond then presumably so?

2/9/2025, 7:43:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ironically a clear-cut AI use case

2/9/2025, 5:17:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here's 12,000 words I just pumped out to show why you're wrong and I don't need an editor

2/9/2025, 5:03:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's giving Prince Philip, coincidentally long since dead at the time of this snap

The corpse of Prince Philip in a car
2/9/2025, 4:20:51 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey I think we have found some of Albo's Good People™, also awesome having white journos cheerfully fan the flames against colleagues like Nabil

Nabil Al-Nashar (ABC News Journalist and TV Reporter) on LinkedIn: Just a sample of the abuse I’ve copped online since covering the “March for Australia” yesterday. Literally over a 1,000 messages. Neo-Nazi’s and/or their sympathisers have called me a “rat” ,”dog”, “poison”, “grub”, “invader” and way more colourful and creative descriptions. (Hat’s off to those who put in a bit more effort) While privately, I’ve had support from my colleagues and bosses at the ABC, it’s been eye-opening to learn some fellow Australians only accept you if you’re the right skin colour. It doesn’t matter if you’re law-abiding, pay your taxes, watch the footy and love a bbq, just as much as the next Aussie, or how much you love this country…to them if you’re not white, you’ll never be Australian. [Multiple screenshots of racist abuse]
2/9/2025, 1:53:15 AM | 91 33 | View on Bluesky | view

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Precisely this version

2/9/2025, 1:10:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyhoo all reporters need to have a little read of this, of no interest to those who need it most but should help those who actually care avoid a few pitfalls

2/9/2025, 1:09:06 AM | 13 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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If a violent nazi is posing for you with his fucked-up sticker then don't put his fucked-up sticker in your newspaper, hope this helps!

Thomas Sewell outside court with a coffee and a 'White Man Fight Back' nazi sticker, as published in the Herald Sun
2/9/2025, 1:02:34 AM | 23 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still seems to be a little confusion over how to report on nazis, yet it is simpler than almost any other reporting: 1. DON'T publish particular words or images they want you to publish 2. DO publish words or images they don't want you to publish

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Every Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds tour should include solo Nick Cave shows (freeing up the Bad Seeds for us to go and see without him)

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds tickets on sale
2/9/2025, 12:29:23 AM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm presently immersed in this area and have to say that is an incredibly load-bearing 'potential'. There are automation and ambient scribe use-cases within workflows where it can do some shaving, but way too early in the evidence for that degree of stretch.

1/9/2025, 11:34:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you were wondering just how mad woke has gone, you can't even take the top off the u12 footy premiership cup and chug beer from it

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1/9/2025, 11:25:26 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The more evil the stuff I get them to say the more people will realise that although these are entirely legitimite concerns and all of their points are salient, their expression lacks a certain decorum

1/9/2025, 12:21:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's me, I'm the special boy journalist who can solve fascism once and for all by platforming so many fascists and letting them say so many fascist things that people will finally decide not to fascism after all

1/9/2025, 12:13:14 PM | 51 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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Throwing the vulnerable under a bus to make sure racists don't have their feelings hurt and Kyle still invites you to his next wedding

1/9/2025, 10:41:54 AM | 37 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The absolute state of this pissweak flog

PM says some good people marched on Sunday, blames exploitation by neo-Nazis ByPaul Sakkal and Nick Newling September 1, 2025 — 6.59pm Good people attended Sunday’s fiery anti-immigration protests, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has declared, warning that neo-Nazis were exploiting people’s grievances to spread hatred. Parliament erupted on Monday with Labor, the Coalition and the Greens blaming one another for fuelling the hostility displayed by far-right extremists on Sunday and those waving terror group insignia at pro-Palestine rallies. Prime Minister Anthony Albanese during question time on Monday. Prime Minister Anthony Albanese during question time on Monday.Credit:Alex Ellinghausen But after Labor ministers spent the day decrying the weekend’s anti-immigration demonstrations as racist, Albanese took a more measured tone on Monday afternoon, acknowledging the anxieties of disaffected Australians while calling out extremism. “Multiculturalism is a part of who we are as a modern nation,” Albanese said on ABC’s Afternoon Briefing. “I’d just say to people, and I have no doubt that there would have been good people who went along, heard about a rally, concerned [about social problems] … have a look at who you were with on Sunday.” “The motivation that they have, which isn’t actually about housing or our economy or anything else, it’s about sowing division. Neo-Nazis have no role.”
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Sewell played this incredibly well and the decision to unmask and keep his white supremacist talking points within a margin of error from that of the Murdoch rags effectively sponsoring the marches mainstreams the nsn among the casually racist to a disturbing extent.

1/9/2025, 8:33:05 AM | 45 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you're not too keen on 'the Hitler stuff' coming up and spoiling the optics of your Hitler particles miasma

1/9/2025, 8:16:12 AM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ketan have you considered they are simply hoping to create a new kind of neighbourhood watch?

1/9/2025, 8:06:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Literally the only day Ryvchin has shut up

1/9/2025, 6:18:32 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 6:15:58 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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They weren't marching against Israel's war crimes and genocide so why would she be interested?

1/9/2025, 6:10:39 AM | 32 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The special envoy role is transparently 100% an Israel war crime protection racket, but still crazy you wouldn't bump out a token two-line statement saying it is also bad when neo-nazis lead marches and violently assault women

1/9/2025, 5:27:51 AM | 178 50 | View on Bluesky | view

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*Unfollowing so I can refollow on a molina-posting basis rather than whatever relatively flimsy premise it was before*

1/9/2025, 5:17:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Parking for a moment every other indicator, Chief Commissioner said so and I will take him at his word. Also recommend you grow up a little or never reply to me again.

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The force is structurally racist, individually racist cops whatever the number are a bonus grease of the wheel

1/9/2025, 3:57:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Excerpt here:

1/9/2025, 3:50:30 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you have managed to ascribe 'legitimate concerns' to people who will march with nazis and think we have too many Indians nowadays, but offered no such extension to people seeking a little less genocide, congratulations you are officially a fucking disgrace

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Good thing Peter Khalil solved social cohesion once and for all else stuff like yesterday might be a bit of a worry

1/9/2025, 2:09:31 AM | 23 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hotline bling meme but it's Jillian Segal not enjoying children protesting for Palestine then not seeming particularly upset by a literal neo-nazi speeching against migrants
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There is literally no ideological difference between the NSN and these white supremacist opinionistas, just a divergence in apparel and methodology

1/9/2025, 12:00:29 AM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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My takeaway from that piece is that not everyone who protested yesterday is a fascist nazi but Nick Cater certainly is

31/8/2025, 11:55:24 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rocking up to my desk at the Hun or Daily Tele with my 'you don't have to be nazi-adjacent to work here but it helps' coffee mug

31/8/2025, 10:59:33 AM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Little wild but entirely on brand that the country's main media stable effectively co-signed the nazi rally in which the nazis delivered nazi speeches before doing violent nazi shit in the parks and streets

31/8/2025, 10:55:38 AM | 32 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please consider that while Trump may not see your bleets celebrating his death your despotic Russian asset rapist in the Epstein files friends will

30/8/2025, 11:39:58 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Delighted to see this enthusiastically embraced today, even if only as a drill for the real thing

30/8/2025, 11:02:53 AM | 31 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wild that Trump died before the Liz Truss lettuce

30/8/2025, 10:15:10 AM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're about to be hammered with a lifetime of G*rmin ads flooding your every device into eternity

30/8/2025, 9:38:30 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ninush - The End Musicbox-core twinklings emerging from the BC,NR cinematic universe, nested betwixt mary in the junkyard and latter-day Jerskin Fendrix

30/8/2025, 9:31:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Buffoon father trope famously unprecedented in small screen history.

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That's the one

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Haven't been this delighted by the death of a world leader since John Howard tripped and drowned in a goldfish pond

30/8/2025, 5:24:03 AM | 26 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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One-off experiment about a decade ago, seemed to go well but they never repeated it

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Controversial as it was at the time, the decision not to bother with an AFL season in 2025 and simply proceed with the VFL competition was the correct one

Footscray Bulldogs 104 vs Frankston 25
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Methapaw

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Ours was blessed with flooding and hail

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Mostly the fact he died

30/8/2025, 4:53:02 AM | 89 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I rarely go back to Grace or the live albums and I don't expect everyone to be on board, but his presence / shows had that indefinable something I can personally count on just over one hand

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"And when you're a star they let you do it ... You can do anything. Grab them by the cushion." -US President JD Vance

30/8/2025, 4:27:39 AM | 13 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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incredible visual metaphor for these fuckers

30/8/2025, 4:07:33 AM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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So real, perchance?

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Herald Sun is surely raging about the ambulances this might have blocked and the countless lives at risk...

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Great write-up and truly a special show - Enmore on the next tour also amazing but differently so

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The phoenician club would be infamously in the shit for an underage death a few weeks later, but I remain ever grateful to have made it past the bouncers with a very iffy id for this show

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[clearly it's no Chicken Sonata tho]

30/8/2025, 1:42:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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IGORRR - HEADBUTT presented without comment

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Def add kexp to the mix, a broad breakthrough mix and engineering invariably exceptional

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Legit tingles first time I stumbled upon her

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Warrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan - Swift, Safe and Comfortable Gordon Chapman-Fox is mad (about public services that have been starved of cash or privatised since 1980) and he's not going to take it anymore.

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Chat Pile and Hayden Pedigo - Radioactive Dreams An unexpected Oklahoma collaboration to soothe / nurture your mental illness of choice

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Best uni, glorious alumni 🙌

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One of the world's great rail journeys (if you can last until Bombo [and don't have to do it every day])

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[Como bridge erasure]

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With verisimilitudinous perambulations and painstakingly precise psychogeography so central to Michelle de Kretser's corpus, a character riding an express train to Thirroul *over Tom Uglys Bridge* is deeply rattling

Passage from Michelle de Kretser's 'The Life to Come' about a train crossing Tom Uglys Bridge (a vehicle bridge that doesn't have train tracks)
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You're still a minister though so kinda keen to know what (tf) you're thinking

Ms Plibersek declined to comment on the basis that she no longer held that position.
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Seems a fairly gross abrogation to me but hey you do you Tanya

29/8/2025, 6:36:50 AM | 38 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okay but your boy there would be loving this photo

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Minor digression but my favourite MH370 content to date (after Courtney Love) has been our air disaster savant Grab driver waxing crashical all the way to KL airport

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Hooters-posting your way to Malaysian ambassador is a heartwarming tale to inspire the most socially and mentally incapacitated of children

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It's the Nick Adams grift writ small - simultaneously authentically themselves and their own hypermax cartoon self-parody

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The US doesn't need fewer shooting deaths they just need to be better targetted

29/8/2025, 4:44:36 AM | 16 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Annahstasia - Be Kind + Take Care Of Me + Silk And Velvet + Overflow (KEXP) I'm not stalking she just keeps turning up when I turn up

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Is it Scrubs?

Dave Hughes in hospital after he died or broke 5 ribs and punctured a lung or something playing footy
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Wild that sympathetic succour for the country's most dangerous crackpots might turn out suboptimal

29/8/2025, 2:29:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Average 3AW morning host then

29/8/2025, 2:22:51 AM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Actual brainworms + commitment to the bit + monetised engagement rendered it inevitable

29/8/2025, 2:10:28 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will be forever grateful to any Australian journo who wants to slip into their CMS and slide me a copy of the Trump obit they have ready to roll

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29 would have been handy in his case

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