I will delete this, but can somebody tell me why everybody thinks he croaked? Is it just the many days off and the weird playlist on the lawn earlier today, plus the references to heaven and the hand bruising that we already knew about? Or is there something else?
Wait is this really happening? I woke up thinking it would be a great day for it
Then again, ANY day would be an awesome day for "it"... 🤣😆😂
JD was lurking?
Wishful thinking
No, it's pure grasping at straws. Wishful thinking. Whatever.
My guess is probably not yet bcs it would be impossible to hide. However, I do believe he is incapacitated - still alive but unconscious/unresponsive.
It's extremely possible to hide - his circle of loyalists would be perfectly suited to keep it hush hush at least for a while, a few days at least.
True, but they're inept and unlikely to have a plan for handling such a scenario. Even discussing it quietly among themselves is how you get a knife in your back among such sycophants.
But what about the kids. Where are they?
He accidentally let JD Vance out of his cupboard and talked to him face to face and now he hasn't been seen for a while.
the august prediction.
Possible stroke?
Wishful thinking.
Well it’s late, and one can hope. All of you don’t forget your thoughts and prayers. Maybe if we all band together it will come true. Mine goes something like this: Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If he should die before I wake, I pray the Devil his soul to take.
Thoughts and prayers are important. So is setting an intention, I hear😉
Pizza delivery OSINT is still a thing somehow
Wishful thinking
bsky.app/profile/af68...
I've heard that many people would enjoy it
The best people.
If he is seriously ill I hope he's getting health advice from RFK Jr.
Or random Fox host.
Just had a flash mental image of RFK Jr meticulously applying leeches to Trump's swollen legs... 🤢
If you have edema, you are seriously ill. It's a sign of congestive heart failure amongst other baddies.
People can live a long time with CHF/edema, as they are chronic conditions that can be well-managed.
It can also be from lack of physical activity. My mother-in-law has had it for years. We think she’s still alive… but we’ve been no contact so 😏🤷🏼♀️
Understood, however Trump plays golf...
Is cheating still considered playing? 😏
It's moving regardless of ethics
But riding a car from hole to hole isn't really enough movement to count as exercise, especially when others get the ball of the ground for you.
He hasn't been playing for a few weeks (flight restrictions got canceled, so we know they planned for golf, but canceled).... And even now, he's going there, but no proof he's actually golfing, or capable of it
Getting that heart rate up by climbing in and out of the golf cart
Calculation: Steps that an average person takes going to the bathroom vs climbing in and out of a golf cart while shitting their pants… subtract for recommended daily activity.😏
The caddies call him Pele for all the times he kicks his ball into a better position! lol
RFK jr, make yourself useful for once
From your lips to …
Winner.
JD would be waiting for an opportunity to use a pillow on the b@$+@πd!!!
Better yet, Dr. Kervorkian, if he's still around...
Thank you for morning laugh
Pretty much that and wishful thinking
Hope is alive and well in America. And irony isn’t dead?
RFK Jr. is his doctor.
Even he's not that stupid. His doctor is at Walter Reed.
One can only hope! LOL
RFK JR is not and never has been any sort of medical professional, let alone a doctor!
Maybe a swim in bacteria?
This is legitimately the healthiest looking picture I’ve seen of him in the last 10 years.
🤣
🤣
Wishful thinking...
Vance definitely manifested some weird shit to say about a healthy president dying (we know he ain't healthy). That and the cia pizza biz spike (meaning somethings up) and the hand bruise and fat ankles are prbly all why. I'm not buying it til I see his head on a pike
What's the CIA pizza biz? Second reference I heard about it but no further info... I need to know!
Ppl noticed when shits going down (can be anything esp military) business spikes at take out businesses in dc. Its usually pizza. So someone made a site to track that. Its usually fairly accurate but sometimes takes awhile to know what's happening
Oh WOW okay thanks! I love being online 🥰
They won't put his head on a pike. They care nothing for the true desires of Americans.
Has there been an increase in pizza delivery to certain parts of DC? That’s always been a clue that’s something’s up.
Yeah a few hrs ago it was sky high www.pizzint.watch www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/u...
While the pentagon pizza indicator spike last night could mean dear leader has gone south permanently (or is about to), it also could have to do with what they are planning for Chicago in a few days.
And the final solution happening in Gaza rn. I'm just saying the spike was used by ppl to say something going on in terms of why ppl think he's dead
I gotcha. Maybe my comment belonged elsewhere. So many things they could be/are working on that are actually awful unlike what folks hope it is!
Nah ur fine. What scares me most is whenever he dies if ppl do not immediately overthrow this gov nothing will change. And trust me I'm waiting for his death, but yeah I'm not buying it yet
Can't impeach Vance till he's sworn in.
Can scare him so bad he never is
VPs can be impeached, convicted, and removed
This is in discussion of him being next in line if trump died
Yes. They can. Next in line is Speaker Johnson.
He’s probably not dead, just in hospital or hospital lite. Can’t win em all.
Here's hoping he's on his way!
Bastard survived covid. His luck is ridiculously high.
Or the ships sailing to Venezuela
Wow! Never seen this site before. Thx!
Wishful thinking.
I totally expect the sycophants to try and hide it as long as possible, using fake stand-ins like he does with the wife. They’re all going to do some kind of power/money grab while they can.
Weekend at Bernie's?
I'm here for "Dave"
we're trying to conjure something
Anybody see Melanie dancing on the roof of the WH? Then no, he's still alive.
I was thinking the same thing.
She'll be called back to Russia for debriefing and next assignment.
No one has seen her either??
This would give her time to get the finances in order to get back to back to Russia or some non-extradition country.
Please stop giving her a pass. She is not worthy of any.
A pass? Who says anything about giving her a pass? I just doubt she'll shed a tear.
Mentioning her and her feelings, or not, is giving her a pass to me.
He can't be dead. We haven't bought our celebratory champagne yet.
I have been waiting 10 years to drink mine!
My Dom is cold.
Prepare yourself for the dreadful news that he’s still alive.
Nooooooo
Weekend at Bernie’s
That's true...but he is inching closer, if so.
Don’t wanna be the cynical asshole, but we’ll probably be stuck with Vance when it happens
100% but Just Dannce Vance doesnt have the charisma and more Rs would probably challenge him on EVERYTHING because of the vacuum the orange blob leaves.
That’s true, opposition needs to take advantage of the power vacuum when possible
This
I don't think I can handle it!
Alas, Beelzebub still has so much for his proxy to do on this Earth. He remains amongst the ranks of The Undead.
I've been watching the news for an hour. Not a peep. But that's not unusual when it comes to tRUMP.
I keep refreshing my feed for news! LOL!
Right?
First thing I did when I woke up! 😆
Wishful thinking
Maybe he just found out about Gavin Newsom's trolling posts.🤭 🤷🏼♀️
His tariffs were thrown out.
Hasn't croaked yet but he's probably in a hospital somewhere
My guess too. In for whatever he has been getting IVs for. Heart stints, removal of fluid from around the heart, whatever. They will cover it up completely unless he doesn't make it.
even then
He looked like he was in CHF the other day,hasn't been in public eye in a few days,had 1 post after his tariff was struck down by courts as illegal and the post was not abusive and sounded more professional than his tone and rhetoric.I don't think he's dead,but probably getting treatment for his CHF
Pacemaker maybe?
What did that look like? Is there video?
What's chf?
Congestive heart failure
Thank you
The president of the USA is evil personified, regardless.
All major AI platforms agree on this: "For modern presidents (since FDR), it is safe to say that no sitting U.S. president has been completely out of public sight for three consecutive days."
Quite honestly, I hope Trump stays out of my sight for the rest of my days. Unless, he's in chains & wearing an orange jumpsuit that matches his skin tone.
But have we tried asking actual historians? I think we still have some of those kicking around somewhere.
All the historians have been transgendered. Transgender for everyone. Source: me.
*pulls out sacred scroll of genders, grabs a quill* his-tor-i-an Thanks for letting me know. I was missing that one.
You're welcome! To be honest, it came as a bit of a shock when, as a historian, I was told I had to transgender, but I'm quite enjoying it now.
Art historian here. I second that sentiment!
😁
Okay, but asking the lie machines that lie isn't a great idea.
well if your magic 8 ball says so it must be true!
Can you think of any reason why he'd pass up golfing on labor day weekend?
i was wondering this myself
Please let me will it to existence.
Massively parallel wishful thinking.
Maybe it was the smell when he passed by...?Or is that just my imagination?
I mean, all of those factors plus his unhealthy inhaling of diet cokes, steady shoveling of fast food into his gullet, and his cognitive abilities rapidly declining can lead one to dream a dream.
If you knew how wildly inappropriate the jokes I typed and deleted this morning already were ̶ ̷y̷o̷u̷ ̷w̷o̷u̷l̷d̷ ̷t̷o̷t̷a̷l̷l̷y̷ ̷s̷w̷i̷p̷e̷ ̷t̷h̷e̷m̷ ̷f̷o̷r̷ ̷T̷h̷e̷ ̷O̷n̷i̷o̷n̷. I mean as per usual but I can't just have perfect bait like this laying around. I am at least putting in the minimum and trying to not go to Hell.
Nothing mystical here ...karma’s just faster than his golf cart!
After James Dobson living to 92, I have given up on karma.
Karma is as useless as thoughts and prayers.
We're all sad because our prayers have not been answered. When actually, if his crazy "Executive Orders" he pouts.
I wish I thought that would make our situation better. I think it will be as loathsome without him, just more efficient.
We'll cross that bridge when we get to it. The 🍊💩 gone will make the world a better place. 👍😎 There's little chance the #couchfucker will even attempt to run for reelection and if he does, he won't have the irrational, magical draw that egotistical, treasonous, psychopathic, fascist #shitler has. 🤷
You're right but at least I'll have an excuse to party before things get REAL bad
I agree only insofar as I don't think he's actually be running anything much for ages. Rage tweets are all his, yeah, but otherwise it's Miller all the way down.
Miller is the worst kind of turtle…
It will be worse .
The Kim Jong-il levels of grief among MAGA would sustain me for a decade.
This just made me spit my coffee out! Omg yes!
That's what worries me. Altho, JD Vance EFFICIENT?
That’s why Miller is there. Nazi efficiency
I wonder if in fact he isnt in the way of the grand plan with his theatrics honestly. Not sure how I feel about that
What I am almost hoping for is epic level infighting No one is scared of Vance’s minions (the cult will never support him) so it’s unlikely that existing demands of loyalty will carry over Maybe losing Fuckface will straighten the GOP out?
Swan Lake
It's no secret that he has health issues the WH hasn't disclosed to the Public so they may be preparing for that possible scenario but if the the POS does CROAK they can't very well keep it a secret for very long! I won't get out my happy dance shoes until I have REAL confirmation!
For AUTOPEN they can use an old seizmograph machine and just shake the table.
Good one! His signature says a LOT about him, and it's NOT good but then that's not really a surprise! www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-...
It would be just as accurate and as useful.
Maybe Putin and his conversation in the beast was to tell tRump that windows are dangerous.
Maybe Putin ordered tea for Trump
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
I bet Vance has started planning his 2028 election campaign kickoff. I hope he chooses Davenport, Iowa!
What has CF learned to do besides take astronomically expensive vacations on our dime and how to remove telltale stains from couch upholstery?
CF?
Wait, nevermind, I got it
Also SP for “Sectional Predator”
Couch fucker!
Apparently there is also a pizza tracker and last time there was this much pizza consumed, they attacked Iran?
USA Navy ships have been gathering in the Caribbean. An unprovoked attack on a Central American country may be coming this holiday weekend.
www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/u...
We’re gonna find out years later how they kept people animated after they already died -like Weekend at Bernie’s but more sophisticated with AI. Not much would surprise me anymore. Isn’t there a plastic eating enzyme now? I’m fully aware of how crazy this sounds, but these R the times of crazy stuff
The Russians were masters of this kind of thing. Not the animation part, but lying about the health of their leaders. Maybe Trump has been getting advice from his boss Putin.
I can see that. 💙
Oh my god. A Trump deadbot. Horrifying.
He does seem like an automaton at that teleprompter sometimes, doesn’t he?
True!
Hi Tanya 💙😘💙
👋💙
❤️
I wouldn’t be surprised…..at this point I’m trying to convince myself that this whole administration is done in AI and none of it is real.
If that were true, maybe we could erase it! (Joining you here for a minute) 💙
Oh, I like this idea. We just need to find the source computer, hack it and voila, our worries are over!
the whole world's not so secret hope I suppose...
Pretty much, yeah.
Be terrible if that happened. For him. Great otherwise.
Nothing solid past a collective release of evil somewhere in the universe. But that could be the Dersh dropping a pierogi he stole
It is all a ruse that fat bastard will live as long as they keep him on the dope he is on. Trump is only the premier puppet in this dictatorship. Stephen Miller should be locked up in a cage and the rest of the administration is just as bat shit crazy as Kennedy (Pick one.They are both Nucking Futs)
Wishful thinking? Those hoping that their relentless prayers had been answered?
Well, this was a rather odd thing to say
Come on die you dirty ,deviant rapist
The GOP would find grounds to impeach Vance within days of Trump doing the world a favor. Then they would install Johnson!
NO "GOD" FORBID FROM ME. I WOULD TELL "JESUS" THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR REMOVING THIS SHEEP IN WOLVES CLOTHING FROM THIS EARTH. WE AREN'T WORTHY OF ALL THE BLESSINGS THAT YOU HAVE BESTOW ON US, BUT THANK YOU JESUS.
i thought we were supposed to take this for granted.
Sounds like wishful thinking.
Sadly though, he’s totally not ready.
I mean, if the bar is his boss, who couldn't step into the job?
I mean, I'm pretty sure he was asked about it
Yeah Trump’s dying. Vance always likes to prime messaging.
Surprised I haven't seen more of this one...
Vvadimir futon will never be president
I am sure Krasnov is happy to see JD is waiting in the wings for him to fall. Vance hasn’t figured out yet that it might be dangerous to stir the hornet’s nest. Let’s see what happens.
Vance is a socially awkward man. It’s indeed an odd self affirmation put into a strained context. As VP, it’s your JOB to be Understudy,in this case, to a delusional madman w cankles & likely brain damages. If you think it’s prepping, ok. I don’t think they’re ready yet. January is better. More ICE.
He can’t even run a shift at 7-11….
Well, it's been reported that he has taken enough vacations to last for the next 3.5 years.
Like a couple more school shootings? Oh, right, something that actually affects RepugniKKKunts.
It’s also notably odd that Vance took 8 vacations in 7 months leading up to this. It’s almost like it was all planned.
...not really. it wpuld be odd if it was unprompted. not odd to simply answer a question.
This interview should be the litmus test for how sick he is. If he lets it go, he may be really sick.
NO... He's NOT!
I’m fully convinced Shady Vance and his cohorts have been slowly poisoning Taco from the beginning. Or at least that’s the conspiracy we should feed maga when “the event” occurs.
Me, guy who's into the Ottoman Empire: getting some real Ottoman vibes here
I mean. He did kill pope francis.
Vance looking like a very well written demon spy from Good Omens
Saying that bc TRump was going into surgery and he wanted to reassure us he’s there for us on the chance the procedure was not successful
Did they skip the line and give him a new heart?
That implies he had one to begin with.
very normal to talk about the 200 days of on-the-job training you "[have] gotten"
Well if a fly on the wall sees it all, imagine the guy on the couch.
Especially since he's be on vacation 150 of those days.
“Learn how to be President in just 200 days of observing the worst president ever.” — JD Vance
With how he vacations it’s more like 20.
He’s tanned, rested, and ready!
well, he learned from a President that golfs almost every weekend in office. He just chooses more variety
I live 15 minutes from his home in Middletown. Just got a local news alert for what roads will be closed this weekend for his visit.
That is the on the job training
Only if he played golf.
It's a key component of any Republican Presidency.
The Cotswolds is his “golf”. As an aside, didn’t Trump ever consider “The Golf of Mexico”? It’s more subtle than the Gulf of America.
That’ll put an end to all his vacation time for sure🙄
A terrible tragedy. I am all for a terrible tragedy occurring while all of these monstrous assholes are in the same building. I have been praying for a version of 9 11 that only affects the Trump administration.
We need Cersei Lannister to rid us of all the MAGA freaks
Hey MAGA, be alert to any events at Mar-a-lago that Melania keeps Barron away from.
Didn’t it almost sound like an offer you can’t refuse?
bsky.app/profile/af68...
Oh, did he switch to guyliner that won’t run as he faux-weeps?
I maintain, in that “God forbid”, you can hear his little boner popping.
If we’re basing it off the NY Post…. Are aliens involved?
he knows he's dying. and the lack of rage tweeting indicated something going on, his emergence from his crypt shows just how sick he is. we can plan our celebrations before the inevitable happens but we must also plan for JD Dance as he will be worse and he's younger...
Vance was talking about how he's "ready to be President"
If there’s one thing I’m pretty sure of, it’s that he’s never been treated for any mental illness. That is not a man who has had any intervention by mental health providers. He’s basically the poster child for untreated mental illness.
Look at his mouth and the way he articulates he's one lithium away from lithium corner of the mouth froth
I think it's also how long it's been since he last played golf. I'm not saying he's dead, but there's definitely something medical happening that they aren't telling us.
Surely they wouldn't hide something serious from the public! That's what (they claim) the Dems did! Oh, yeah, this is the Grand Ole Projection party. That's totally a thing they'd do.
Haha, they'd try to hide it. Ineptly.
If they announce that he’s in the hospital, they HAVE to swear in Vance, which Fuckface wouldn’t stand for if he was conscious But, I’m worried this is closer to a McKinley (?) situation (whichever one had the “minor stroke” & his wife basically took over the duties for 6 months or whatever)
Oh,but maybe "Dave" instead! Wouldn't that be great?
Only if the guy doubling for Fuckface is competent
Woodrow Wilson had the stroke in 1919, but kept on being President until 1921. McKinley died of gangrene—five days after being shot. Do what you will with that information.
Thank you!! I can’t believe I mixed up my dead, old white guys /s - kinda
Reagan. His wife took over
Forgot about that!
As soon as he kicks the bucket his fanatical followers will make him a martyr. They will become even more radical and dangerous. “We the People” must be prepared to strike on every front to defeat them. Stay alert, Stay alive !!
💯‼️
Tbh I think everyone knew it might (probably) not be true but it was just really fun to run with and joke about the rumors lol
Just thoughts & prayers..
When a man is found jorking it at a Korn concert it’s a sign that the end is near for whoever the president is. That’s how the first Bill Clinton died
Wishful thinking
What would we be without wishful thinking
I don’t know but rub one out for Jesus just in case
No golf scheduled on a 3 day weekend
Because prayers work
🤣
He looks like total shit recently. That plus his recent silenc is getting everyone's hopes up.
I don’t know why but your first sentence made me laugh like an idiot.
I think it was the word “recently” 🤣🤣🥲
Wishful thinking?🤷🏻♀️
Let us pray for the first part of your post. A men!
wishful thinking, and we all want to laugh amongst friends.
We are all going that way eventually, and I think we know it, so it’s really no harm.
Let's say he is....the spare is definitely worse
Not worse-equal. Let’s not fool ourselves into thinking that these past 7 months have been anything but awful.
He talks like a dead man — a brutish, hollowed out husk of nothingness. Perhaps that’s why reports of his death or imminent death flourish.
Tbf all fascists are like that
Its just wishful thinking right now, but it doesnt hurt either.
👍🏻 Kind of fun to speculate. We get our thrills where we can these days.
Right? Lol
Perhaps there might be an operation taking place in or around Venezuela…
just wishful thinking. he's gonna be around for another 12-15 year imo
That sounds impossible, I think corona shortened people’s lifespan if you got it before the vaccines
Noooo. Oh god no. Please, noooo.
Just reading the comments, you guys are AWESOME, best laughs I´ve had in days 😂... I don´t normally wish for someones death (I´m lying 😏) but Trump is not "normal"...
So what hole on his golf course will the boys bury him? (For another tax break of course!)
Somewhere on Maralago for sure. He has to keep up the tan over his ghostly white.
Croaked? I thought you fucking said crooked. Now my motivation is zero. And our Imperial Wizard.... is croaked? You sure? Orange motherfucker, resembles Humpty Dumpty? Goofy red hat on his melon? Orange approaching pumpkin? Yes? Dead? Be sure, because he always smells dead. No bling for almost.
Yes. Compulsive and excessive masturbation.
Now don't think my comment was derogatory. Ask Mike Johnson. Yes that squirrelly GOP twat. He keeps track of his kids whacking. In a Biblical way of course. Some kind of weiner tracking, GOP approved device. The GOP finally invented the perfect cockblocker. As if their wives needed another reason.
Of random strangers
Wishful thinking
Because he is a shameless narcissist who only keeps alive to throw vitriol and BS into the world and no one has heard or seen him for a few days. Not even on his own platform. It's very out of character. Think he might be having a procedure done for new hair or something, it's falling out 😆
I think he covered it all!!
Well... ...okay, so there is that...
This is great writing. I wish I took more time to express my disgust at this hideous beast.
Brilliant
Perfectly Apt. Sad that this is no exaggeration. Bigly.
They're calling it the best eulogy ever in the history of eulogies. They're calling it eulogenius.
😂
Many words never seen before.
People, big burly men, come up to me with tears in their eyes ..
A man came up, big man, strong man, military man, tears in his eyes and he said to me, Sir, this is the best eulogy. Please, Sir, just stop winning with these eulogies. And I said we are going to keep winning, winning, winning with these eulogies.
Stable Eulogenius. Good one.
Where is the laughing emoji button?
Many people are saying that they really wanted a eulogy! This was unprecedented & nobody knows eulogies like he knows eulogies!
They called it soporific. That's a combination of super and terrific! BTW eulogenius is a beautiful word. Eulogenia would make a lovely girl's name.
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If this were written by A.I., I'd have to hand it to them.
Sensational
THIS NEEDS TO BE PLACED ON ALL SOCIAL MEDIA SITES😀.
I hope Alan didn't check any wrong boxes on his mortgage application 30 yrs ago.
🤞🏻🤞🏻
Couldn’t agree more!
Holy cow, that's teeth grindingly powerful.
📌
The best eulogy anyone has ever seen!
🤣🤣🤣
That’s the one!!
Perfect!
Absolutely spot-on!
The truest, most perfect American (derogatory) is gone.
An obituary brought to you from the darkest corners… of The Twilight Zone.
This nails it 💯.
Definitely puts the “bitch” in “obituary”
GLORIOUS
well dayum, tell us how you really feel!
This is so perfectly stated.
I had to live with one too many horrible husbands my mother married before I could escape (hence understanding 100% who #47 is). I'm not sure I have ever felt resentment toward a person like I do this one.
Yes. Same here. My father ticks many of those boxes.
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Wow.
Pretty good description
Nailed it!
📌
Better sendoff than he deserves.
Tell Alan to quit X and come over onto Blue Sky. He’s needed, bigly.
Took the words right out of my mouth, but more eloquently put.
Perfect 👏👏👏👏
“paraded like a prize hog at a country fair” 💘
Wow. Absolutely accurate and prize worthy!
Chefs kiss! Love this!
Wow! Excellent summation. I have nothing to add other than RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
As I read this, what is sadder, is how many people believe he's a mesiah not the embodiment of everything wrong. If we make it out of this, all of them need to be shoved back under their little rocks and and politics from the pulpit results in tax exempt status revoked.
He has the best eulogy. A wonderful eulogy. Nobody has a better eulogy….
Add in that he's a pedophile and a sadist and we're good.
Sheee-it, wish I'd written this.
Collective wishful thinking.
unfortunately I think that moron will outlive us all.
Play list on the lawn? What did I miss?
-> bsky.app/profile/anna...
Thank you! Wtf??
Melania?
Mainly wishful thinking is my take. He’s an unhealthy 79 year old that’s usually all too happy to be in front of a camera so a small change and the hope, the fickle fickle hope….
Closest thing we have to a smoking gun is this? And this is after he's had public appearances literally every day since he took office
there's also this, posted and deleted Thursday night. evidence of nothing, but man. imagine if your last post your corporeal body made was literally the black spot from pirate lore bsky.app/profile/cale...
bsky.app/profile/ones...
That was an actual post? He doesn't have the wit to do that, but one of his aides might.
His brain scan?
Gates of Hell??
The Drain ain't gonna circle itself!
🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
Is that what that was?
This is big. It’s gorgeous in NJ today. He’s not playing golf because he can’t, IMO.
It's perfect weather in NJ. Strange.
The temporary flight restriction around Bedminster was cancelled. He remains in DC. This is not normal for him.
It's definitely suspicious. 🤔
1/2 Even if they were trying to keep it secret, to somehow hide a collapse or a sudden infirmity, there are still mechanisms in place to ensure continuity of government and that would generate a whole lot of movement and chatter, which would be picked up on and leaked pretty easily.
2/2 Foreign intel would know, scuttlebutt in DC would know and grow. SS agents would be noticeably on the move and redeploying. Military movements would be happening. High level people would be boarding airplanes. At most, they could hide it for a day, maybe 2, tops.
It's been 2 and a half. I'm still holding out hope.
The fact that there are so many people now apparently talking about it, even people who are not terminally online (ahem, *me*) that the story may have broken containment.
Plus. You know that the P25 folks are scrambling to get things in place. I don't think it would be the normal ("normal") process. Plus in modern times, we have never had a P pass in office. So who knows how it actually goes. #FingersCrossed
You speak as if these were normal times…,
dont hold your breath. some reason the most evil among us tend to live the longest. i think it's black market organ replacement but gotta be rich to be offered these options
Kissinger lived to 100. Murdoch is in his 90s. 😫
Kissinger lived on the souls of those whose deaths he caused…
youtu.be/ylEVVvt1bCE?...
Hell, look at Moscow's bitch Mitch McConnell. That old fart refuses to die too. Evil makes them keep kicking long after they should have just kicked the bucket!
If he dies breathing free air, we have failed.
That he was breathing free air after 2020 is proof of failure already.
Can't let perfect be the enemy of the good.
all of those things together, plus the fact that Putin definitely slipped him some exotic slow acting poison
interesting but why would Putin do that? Is Trump becoming too unstable to be a reliable asset? Is Vance a more reliable asset?
yes to both Trump is too much of a fool to carry out the next stage of the plan. The family will have to be addressed as well. The release of the tapes will take care of that. It will be devastating. Vance will feign shock and attempt to advance the Christo-fascist agenda. 1/
Then the infighting starts. Pieces start to break away. Mike Johnson's past is revealed. Johnson turns on Vance and releases the Vance kompromat file. So. Many. Couches. Vance is impeached. Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito flee to Moscow in a used private jet. 2/
The ICE chuds attempt to form a base near El Paso, but are pushed up against it by a mob of a million angry white lady boomers who force them through the fence like grated cheese. We take a breath and appoint AOC to the Presidency. Some new shit gets written down re: $ and tyranny. Peace. 3/3
I am going to meditate on manifesting this vision!
🙏🔔🧘
Wow that was a wild ride! Ha
Wait, what tapes? Man I have a lot of catching up to do. My day job is really infringing on my attention to fringe theories! ;)
Hehe. Mostly. But the existence of tapes isn't really a fringe theory anymore. Maxwell's dad worked w/ Mossad. Epstein's properties were riddled with hidden cameras. The fool traitor in the link below claims to have taken a pile of Epstein's hard drives to Moscow, where Putin granted him asylum.
Yeah this guy said it himself that he brought the Epstein tapes to Moscow and Russia did give him citizenship after he was raided by the FBI for espionage in Palm Beach where he used to be a cop so he had access to evidence after Epstein was raided.
It's not a wild reach to assume he was on the Kremlin payroll long before he did the search. They know how to turn a lowly, disaffected sheriff's deputy against their oaths.
He and Loomer are .....🤢....you know....strategizing
Sorry but not even a truckload of Viagra could help him now. Those days are over. Thank god.
We need the entire regime to leave when he leaves. If he passes, then someone please have the rest arrested for what ever. Just arrest them. They cannot remain in power
Everyone will realize their culpability and some will immediately start stabbing each other in the back while others try to distance themselves (unsuccessfully) from their crimes. It should be glorious to watch.
That's why I can't get too excited about this. There's another nightmare awaiting us.
What’s awaiting is a cavalcade of clowns all scrambling to be head clown. Vance isn’t going to be able to run a damn thing, he can’t keep a leash on the freak show that Trump built it’s going to be hilarious bedlam and they won’t get a single thing done.
The biggest thing is that the Magas in Congress a) don't fear Vance, and b) are worried about losing in 2026. If Trump goes, I think tariffs disappear, and RFK goes. But I think ICE and grifting won't go away. And Bondi gets fired and the Epstein Files get released by Vance.
I agree with you! Every agency and branch of our government is infected by Trump’s people. It’s going to take a long time to clean this mess up.
“Cut off the head and the body will die” -HST
I also worry that the Epstein files will get swept under the rug for another 10-20 yrs when he dies
Trump is the head of the monster. People may come to their senses when his influence is no longer felt.
Which members of the administration are watching the Death of Stalin, I wonder? And which are wondering if they're Beiria.
There’s a lot of them who could qualify! One of my favorite movies.
I don't understand why they didn't cast actors who actually looked a bit like the people... but other than that, it was great.
They also let them keep their own accents, so Kruschev/Buscemi was Brookiyn, Beria/Beale was British RP, as was Molotov/Palin, etc.
I didn't have a problem with that, so much. They weren't going to do it in Russian, after all.
The doubles of Stalin who emerged from the dacha looked a lot more like Stalin than the guy playing Stalin did. And I'd like to know about the decision to play Stalin as Alan Sugar.
Zhukov from Leeds was magnificent.
Brilliant film!
Why can we not follow the tradition of the Chinese Qin emperors, since he fancies himself as king of the world? www.theworldofchinese.com/2021/11/how-...
That was a wild read. I'm fascinated by Chinese history (we adopted my youngest from China)... Thanks for sharing!
They are probably pissing themselves rn. Without Trump, there is no one to protect them from their own side
yeah i agree, even if they're kicked from power there have to be consequences for their crimes. They cant be allowed to get consultancies or ambassadorships or be interviewed as talking heads for the next 20 years. They have to go to jail.
Celebrate for a day. Get back to work dismantling the regime in the morning.
i wouldn't be sad but im also concerned that a competent fascist is gonna take over
The advantage of Vance is that everyone hates him.
Fortunately, that's not J.D. Vance. Being Thiel's rent boy is not a sign of competence -- it's a sign of sycophancy.
Nah, no charisma.
Vance is not competent.
So am I
So am I . Im pissed that I can't enjoy any of this because of Vance and Thiel. 😡
hopefully itll like. break the cult facade?
If that would be the case that would be great. But the same people who told us Kamala was going to win in a landslide are saying Vance wont be able to maintain the MAGA support. Sigh...im worried.
If Vance is to maintain control of MAGA, he will likely have to divorce his wife. He's already had to apologize in his own weird way to the hardcore White Christofascist Nationalists in the MAGA base for being married to a brown woman and making brown babies.
Thank you..hadn't thought about that.
Going further, I think there is the beginnings of a little panic within the upper echelons of the tech oligarchs who surrounds Trump and helped install Vance (Thiel, et al). They realize that the MAGA base is even more intensely racist than they knew and Vance might not have their support.
Nothing..well almost nothing would make me happier than if their plans (just like Musk's) fall apart.
agreed i am worried all around
Does it matter whether Vance maintains control of MAGA? I'm thinking the way they're going to maintain control now is by means of their armed forces (National Guard + police + ICE ...), the economy, our personal data, and more.
True...I guess some of us, well me, anyway, hope that if they lose control of the cult it weakens them. But, I guess there's a technology for that.
Dunno but didn't one of your Presidents disappear once for a few days, reportedly for toothache fixing and it turned out to be to meet Aliens from somewhere? 🤔🤣🤣🤣😇
Would this make the Simpson's prophetic again?
I was wondering the same. Found these posted on BS. The first one says account has been deleted and 2nd one chatgpt said 30-45% chance trump wrote it.
There is no way Trump wrote that! it is way too coherent
Yeah that’s ChatGPT. You can tell by the punctuation and the fact that things are spelled correctly
And it's slightly too coherent.
The prompt was clearly "in the style or Trumps tweets" and the ai tried, but its still ai.
He hasn’t posted on Truth Social in 8 hours. He made one…single…post about the courts striking down his tariffs. You’re telling me DJT—the single most annoying human being on planet earth—would simply post once about the courts striking down the thing he’s been obsessing over for years?
Maybe that court decision pushed him over the edge.
🤞
If he’s not dead, something serious has happened.
The Adderall ran out and he’s crashed
In all seriousness, I think the most likely thing is surgery...
For sure. But that surgery would have to be a heart transplant most likely. There’s no amount of bypasses or stents that could fix that grease-jammed hunk of coal of his
Whats the bet he was admitted to a secret very private cardiac unit and had an angiogram with stenting, or maybe tying off of those varicose veins that keep clotting, sadly he will be back on tues after a short game of golf Mon,
As the son of a cardiologist, that basically makes me one too. I’d guess his case is far beyond the usefulness of stents. But who knows. Probably likely scenario. If even a Hail Mary. In all likelihood he probably needs a heart transplant to live. If it were even feasible.
Yes I am well aware of the limitations of stents, but am guessing he would only want a day stay admission type treatment being so anti useful Tx. I think a full body transplant, more likely and unlikely to be taking meds properly= no candidate, since he knows EVERYthing. janola might be OK????
Thanks for the info, I was wondering when he last posted. When the posting and the golfing stop, we'll know.
I think he’s afraid newsome will make fun of him
And nothing about the CDC chaos the day before or the Lisa Cook hearing before the judge. Very unusual for him not to tweet about all of these events.
Saw something with him in VA playing golf?
😫
Kristi Noem and ICE probably having problems negotiating entrance for him at Hell's border control.
I think Steven Cheung does most of his online posting.
Interesting. Well. Steven def took an uncharacteristic break yesterday.
There was also a court decision last night that will impact mass deportation, and crickets from him. That’s usually fodder for a ton of 2 AM posts.
Somebody should really test this with some bait we all know Trump wouldn't ever ignore. Can we get Obama to just tweet out that Trump is a little diaper wearing kid fucker and start getting concerned if Trump doesn't have an all caps raging screed within the hour at the very latest?
And his posts are certainly not proof of life. Most of those aren't even written by home. Did his last post have two-syllable words and proper punctuation? If so, it wasn't him
Probably just secret surgery. It will crawl back out of its cave soon …
That wasn't him. Read the tweet. Definitely not the dotard.
We would celebrate, but I also want him to be alive when the epstein files release or Russia releases the tapes, y'know? Just so everyone can see his tiny dick.
Manifesting
THANK YOU. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
huh, didn't even think why Trump's son Barron or his wife don't want to be around him much. is it really him...
Smells like death wrapped in fecal matter
I think it has been helped by that recent vance interview
we are hopeful.... he's just not a good fit in our free society and yes, he's dying
His mortal body has deteriorated to the point of no return, so he is being prepped to transition into an AI body where he can live and rule forever. The Supreme Court will be ok with this. 😱
No idea, but I think we should bomb Iran, just in case...
Found John Bolton's alt account. /s
There are multiple procedures that require days of rest. Given the clear indications of heart problems a good guess would be bypass surgery to try to correct the insufficient circulation in his legs, colonoscopy complications would count to. m.youtube.com/watch?v=JfgN...
Diverticulitis syndrome, heart vein problems, weak heart, low iron, fatty liver disease, onset of type two diabetes, too old and all caused by a shitty diet. Meaning he’s going to die soon.
And then of course, there was Vance's recent statement about being ready to serve as POTUS.
Hospitalization and Vance makes the most sense. If he was incapacitated by a procedure, Vance would have been 'in charge.'
But don't the generally let the public know when the VP takes over for an incapacitated president, even for a procedure?
This executive branch does not feel any obligation to Congress.
Is there a law or something that requires notification if the president is incapacitated, and a statement about who is in charge in the meantime? And I'll say it again - why aren't the Democratic leaders outraged about this and asking questions? National security issues?
I'm not sure there was time for a bypass. But there was for a stent, if you're desperate enough to get out of the hospital. If he skips his Plavix for just one day, though....
Dude with heart problems probably shouldn't be flying on a plane. Just saying. I am not a doctor.
But they'd do those things in a hospital, wouldn't they?
But you announce those so that this doesn't happen. Because it's worse to have death speculation. If he has deteriorated rapidly, they may not know what to say.
Trump has always been notoriously secretive about his health, e.g. wasn't there a colonoscopy in term 1 that way?
It was when he claimed he was having "part one of his physical" because he woke up one morning and just felt like it. There never was a part two, of course. It was later reported that he had it done without anasthesia because he was convinced Pence wouldn't cede the Presidency back afterwards.
He is secretive for his vanity. But death rumors are dangerous, and he would know that - as would White House factions.
bsky.app/profile/af68...
Even so, he would be able to post on Truth Social or would have instructed someone to do so.
Ok but remember how much fun we all had when he got covid?
Yes but there are signs here that hint this is more serious- the bruises, the weight loss. Plus the Simpsons predicted August
That’s what I’ve been saying! The Simpson’s can’t be wrong.
Good times...
I’ve only prayed to God twice as an adult, once when Trump got sick and once when Clarence Thomas did.
Ill bet he was vaccinated and had antivirals up the wahzoo
He did 🤬
Remember how he tried to give it to Biden to kill him? We never talk about that for some reason.
I remember the direction I was facing when I heard he had it🤣
It was such a huge disappointment.
I was so excited I woke my husband up to tell him. Imagine how different the world would be if...
I didn't believe it, but was still disappointing when proof of life surfaced today ☹️
All the fingers and toes were crossed back then!
I was so hopeful when he got COVID that I remember exactly where I was, I was on a local bus in the afternoon, a sunny day. I was that excited he might die.
Me too, was playing Kings Cup with some fucking magats and I was just laughing and laughing
That was genuinely the most fun I had on Twitter ever and during the entire pandemic
Same. I couldn’t sleep all night, I kept refreshing the feeds and just laughing at everything. It really was like a weird party.
I was so angry when he recovered. The first bit of real, true hope I'd had in years, gone.
Covid may not have let you down, there's a good chance it is accelerating things.
if he had died millions around the world would have lived him recovering so quickly stopped many taking precautions leading to it spreading far more than if he had died one brave doctor could have saved millions of lives
so sadly true
The real solution to the trolley problem is to blow up the damn train so NOBODY gets run over lol. Too bad about that train though... thoughts and prayers.
Did you read @juliusgoat.bsky.social Reframe last week, too?
Hrs a great writer. Great explainer.
he was one of the first ten to receive the very expensive miracle cure, he was saved by medical science but appointed an evil man who will happily deny any medical science to millions & let’s throw in dr oz who will join him in that policy
I think about this regularly. Between all his evilness, he has killed at least a million people by proxy.
As could one brave marksman.
I'm still not so sure the last one wasn't in on it.
the conspiracy theory really doesnt make sense - yes he turned it greatly to his advantage but it wasn't fake.
Yep. I was sure it was time
He may have sustained long term effects from that. Like clots... Here's hoping...
The three best days on social media so far have been when Trump got COVID, when Elon and Trump’s messy breakup, and the palpal elections.
The Queen dying was my online highlight, but I am of Irish descent and the child of Glaswegians, so I might have been a special case 😂
Good times for sure.
I’ll never forget my incredulous and supremely disappointed friend a few weeks later saying “He’s a cockroach.”
And he almost bit the dust then.
If he had anything but Presidential levels of healthcare I think he would have.
Don’t delete this…let it ride!
I bet its the Epstein files. He was finally informed that he is a main character with proof of video and pictures.
#DeadDon
It's about hope.
This is a shitty use and execution of ai. If you’re going to use it, do it better.
youtu.be/M70nKH5Fb-U?...
Clots and prayers
Yasss!!! 🙏🙏
(And prayers)
Needs more drool
bsky.app/profile/af68...
Brain bleach!
post nut clarity
Keep your eyes on the real canary in the coal mine. If he doesn’t golf today or tomorrow, I suspect he has ceased to be didtrumpgolftoday.com
I bet they wish he had a body double, like his boss, Putin. But where to find a festering bag of orange puss that looks and reeks like him?!…
The newsnow.co.uk web site has plenty of news articles about Trump death speculation. www.newsnow.co.uk/h/World+News... And he's using it for fund-raising. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic... Well, so probably he's not dead yet. He'll be trading lots of shares on this speculation too.
That's what I was thinking too. But generally before people die, they lose capabilities, like the ability to play golf for example. Absence from golf would probably only indicate he's sick. If he was dead, the news would quietly spread like wildfire. His people would start behaving very differently.
Yes, they'd start offing each other.
🙏
I read reports, Vance made a statement he would be ready on day 1.
Well he has been training hard on taking vacations
😝 true!
I now have to follow you!!!
I saw a video of Vance saying Trump is in excellent health and working long hours etc. Then he mentioned ultra-quick that he had the best on-the job training for the succession. Well, when a habitual liar makes a strong statement that Trump is healthy, that makes me very suspicious!
Apparently he's not dead yet. bsky.app/profile/ddia... Not surprising really. The signs were not there at all.
Signs of his death might include some government people talking about his "legacy", or the need for "stability". Certain keywords give the clue. If Fox News starts playing funereal music, or if their program is suddenly dramatically changed, that would also be a sign.
Some other words which might become frequent if Trump dies would be "unity", "calm" and "discipline" in a "difficult time". These sorts of words might be preparing the public for the news which about to surface.
Tell-tale signs of Trump's death are not there yet. When Trump got covid, I assumed an old obese male like him would die in 3 days. Didn't happen. I suspect he's still breathing right now. When he does die, his followers will write books telling us the truth. That's something to look forward to!
Is Vance in DC?
Because he's a psychopath who has to live in the spotlight, and for him to have not said anything or shown his ugly mug for several days, when he has health issues and Vance had made comments about when he died, well, we all got hopeful that maybe there was one less piece of shit wasting our oxygen.
Tell us how you really feel Oliver 😂
That’s poetry!
Weird. I’m serious. A friend just told me an hour ago that she had had a dream that he was going to die in August. It was so powerful, it woke her up. Then I get home and read this at the top of my feed. Is it politically correct to cross my fingers that her dream will come true?
It is your solemn duty as a patriot.
"Fairy tales can come true, it can happen to you", but the nightmare continues with Vance to follow.
He'll be worse. He can only use force since he doesn't have the cult.
Doubt he could be worse, though just as obnoxious. Without the cult, he will be impeached very quickly. Who then? Johnson, equally obnoxious, so the future looks very gloomy regardless. USA needs a revolution!
I've heard this in multiple formats! 🤞🏻We can hope!!
It's "woke" 🤣
I just saw someone post that they had a premonition dream that he will die on September 3rd.
Is it wrong for me to have champagne on ice for when it DOES happen?
I don’t even drink and I may buy a bottle and cross my fingers. 👍🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
Same.
Ditto!
Same!😂
marinelli's...or something sparkling in a champagne glass :)
I have champagne in the fridge.
Maybe the tariffs on imports from Europe are to try to prevent this!
Weirdly, I have prosecco, club soda and Aperol in the house right now for my B day. First time ever...it's a sign!
I've got some waiting in the fridge! 🍾
I have prosecco !
No! Drink the whole damn bottle! We should all buy stock in Champaign. Cuz it will fly off the shelves
It would be wrong not to.
Hell no. Have your friends on speed dial too!
My bottle has been in the fridge since November. . . .
I'll party for a hard week.
The same way a ton of us woke up between 2-3 am the night after the election? It was like there was a disturbance in the force or something. Crazy stuff.
I believe in the collective unconscious...
I had a fortune cookie 2 or 3 months ago tell me my "dreams would come true in August." I knew what it was telling me. It's still here on my desk with me. It has until tomorrow to be the first fortune cookie ever to give me an actual message from the universe...
And now i follow you!!!
It's politically correct, because you're really praying for peace and healing.
Exactly!
Not just correct but imperative
Cross your fingers, eyes, arms, and legs, and chant like your life depends on it! We all need to manifest the excusing of this fascist political KKKancer on the world at large!
This post is so good, I now follow you!
bsky.app/profile/devl...
Worth a try🤞 Maybe if we do it collectively! 🤞🤞🤞
Awesome! I think I’ll go out and do exactly the same!
I feel an evil presence has suddenly left the world. Kind of a Star Wars thing.
Please. Be. Right!!!
I really believed he was gonna cloak before he turned 79. Maybe I'm just off a few months. I hope your friend is right...
I’d also buy a lottery ticket. Luck is a powerful tool.
There are no gods, only monsters and we are in a timeline of too much madness for this to be real.
What! No golfing weekend? Must be something detaining him.....hopefully l.
boo hoo hoo...
Liking just in case
Mommy, they’re teasing again!
Man, what a birthday gift to me that would be.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!?!🎂
Thank you!
Why did you crop out the “YAYYYYYYYY!!!” from the bottom? 😂
He’s been shitting his pants non stop
Just wishful thinking, I guess. His demise won't stop the US rot but at least it will happen quietly.
If he's not golfing he's either really unwell or deed!
I'm getting the death of Stalin vibes, anyone else?
Yes, kinda!
Hopefully both
Apparently one of the things that spawned this is that he did cancel and golfing trip
They'll have a huge and tacky state funeral and bury his coffin 10,000 feet down on one of his golf courses, so he's nearer to his best friend. Or bury him at sea in the Gulf of America, so no one can pee on his grave
There is no Gulf of America
Exactly.
I'll train a fish to do it for me.
Thank you. I needed that.
He’s not dead. We would know. In our bones.
My bones are telling yall this orange cracker has been dead for YEARS
Here’s hoping his necromancer is dead then… and Mitch McConnell’s too
Is Mitch McConnell actually still alive? Honest ask
“Alive” is a relative term, but he is still shambling around. Not seeking another term again so he’s slid under the radar… But a possum never forgets your sins. I’ll pop a champagne when he shuffles off this mortal coil, as I did for that fiend Kissinger.
Good question!
The cancelled weekend appearances and the much more conspiratorial “pentagon pizza index” (a bunch of people ordered pizza at the pentagon on Friday which has been correlated with major world events but is obvi MUCH more speculative)
Also the strange comments by Vance, the lack of him pitching a hissy fit over Zelensky's speech about him, and the reduced social media presence.
Three days of him not pitching a public hissy fit over ANYTHING was super weird, IMHO.
He snuck off to China for the despot party…
They don't want to lose the orange huffer until Vance can coast along in his honeymoon phase at midterms.
Vance will get no honeymoon phase.
Widely hated
Just the one with his sofa.
We're manifesting.
That’s most of it, yeah
Woke up at 4 ish like most people
3 for me
Yah I didn’t feel right still don’t
Pretty much, especially with his clearly deep need for attention, the absence is weird, but as far as the hands, I would remind everyone that Mitch McConnell is still ticking years beyond some true old man Fight Club-looking hands.
Yeah but factor in the dementia, and the inability to find words or walk a straight line...watched a video from Meidas Touch on this: (Whole video is good, but start at 12:32 for mental/brain health) youtu.be/4vAd8ZYTuxE?...
Wishful thinking.
Of course there is plenty of that as well but you can't deny that there's also a lot of good reasons to inspire it. 😉
The Pentagon Pizza index has had a 300% increase overnight too. Something is afoot.
That’s gotta be the Venezuela stuff.
Not meO er here googling CHF.
Yep, yep, yep.
You forget Vance's speech about taking over.
He sounded like the guy at WorldCon at a George R. R. Martin panel: “…you’re not gonna be around for much longer. And this is a tough question that I wanted to ask. This is more directed at Brandon. I was wondering, like, how would you feel about someone else taking over & finishing the books?”
Except that Brandon Sanderson has no interest in doing it.
There was also that weird interview where he kept saying he was going to be the most poltergeist ever seen by far, haunting in ways they said wasn't even possible.
Whaaaaat? I tried to keep up with his weirdness, but things do slip through the cracks. Was that real?
Wishful thinking, more than likely. My wife wakes up every day, dees me on my phone using BlueSky and asks "is he dead". Even on weekends. Still - probably congestive heart failure: not long now! Oh, and even MAGA hate Vance. He's the weird kid who wore eyeliner and put dissected frogs in their
book bags in biology class.
True!
She's laughing at that one. And she's English living in the UK!
I think it's mostly because of DJ Lance hinting about being president
Mostly the fact he died
Dead giveaway.
Oooo there’s a giveaway too?
😂
If they are giving away parts, I don’t want any.
Parts would be for sale. memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Ferengi...
Ewwwwww
Well, he does have a lot of Ferengi characteristics. I'm looking forward to the auction.
Ewww! I can imagine that his base would do like what happened to the saints. Big ewww.
If it’s true, I feel sorry for the South Park guys. They were starting a really good run there.
Haha! I think Vance has potential for them too.
Also, I think they'd have fun with Trump being in hell and Satan not knowing what to do with him.
“Hey guy! Now we can be together for all eternity!” (Hugs Satan) Satan: “Great 🙄, now he’s going to meet my ex”
He'd try to take over to make hell great again.
The upcoming MAGA infighting due to the fact that he didn’t leave a clear successor will be plenty to work with
I wouldn't want to keep it but I'd like to have a look at his ear.
You could make a lot of soap for Etsy.
I'll have his brain. I need a new keyring.
yeah, the hearst doubles as a radio station promo vehicle.
We're all winners.
Vast swathes of the American government. Also state secrets, and billions from the Treasury!
Apparently my follows aren't crazy enough because I am only getting hints that Trump is dying mixed in with news. Its like im following people who follow accounts whose imagination is running wild. I am basically getting jokes about it but none of the serious believers.
I haven't seen any serious believers either. Just people having fun and hoping it's real @proptermalone.bsky.social had some good posts earlier if you scroll the tl
Seriously hoping.
Hope is a candle in dark times.
Hope is a cankle in dark times…
I lol'd at this. Very good!
Instant follow.
Please be dead, please be dead, please be dead…..
He loves to be in front of a camera and hear himself talk, to willingly be out of the eye is weird for him to
Dammit, that last “to” doesn’t belong.
It would be ok as “too”
Best confirmed lead I know below. Inthread there's a link to a Jersey politician talking about looking forward to being with T over the weekend, though he doesn't actually seem to specify who's going to go to who. bsky.app/profile/did:...
C-SPAN had a page ready for his remarks on the way to bedminister but no video came
Wish i could find it. There's a spoof of Tom Brokof soundalike doing future disaster headline teasers, in case they happen on a weekend. Might have been Firesign Theater or National Lampoon?
It was Dana Carvey on SNL
Ahh, here it is. youtu.be/1tX6jdoruH8
Thanks!
Nope we're just all wishing... and its obvious his health is failing...
I'm going to put a bottle of champagne in the fridge, just in case.
I've had one in there since last November. Was going to be for Kamala's victory, 🥹🥹so I think it is appropriate to save for another occasion 😄
long weekend at bernie’s -jerry chen
The White House just shut down the rumor at 9:30 Saturday morning, almost a whole day after the frenzy started. Plus, there was a lack of crazy tweets. What else were we supposed to think?
If it was that golfing video it's 2 months old.
I wouldn’t put anything past the WH. I think he’s really sick & the appearance was a staged photo op. Remember when he was really sick with COVID & they showed him walking to the helicopter? I still think something is up.
Just on the evidence of the frequent bruising on his hands, it seems he must be getting repeated IV injections. Why?
I was sick as fuck once and still made it to the ambulance walking upright. Had a first responder walking next to me in case, as I said aloud, I get wobbly. I'm okay now, multiple doctors gave me a clean bill of health.
Beyond timeline cleanse - it's global cleanse!
It's just wishful thinking
Collective mass prayer leads to mass hallucination.
We are desperately trying to to keep the stock market from crashing.
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Vance saying he’s ready on day one if trump dies was kinda weird.
Nothing says you are "not ready" than acting like you are a backup quarterback. We are fucked.
Not really because most VP do say that! I have NO DOUBT Vance WILL try to continue Trump's REIGN of TERROR so there's STILL going to be plenty of work to do even if the ORANGE TURD does find himself BURNING in HELL soon! The WHOLE REGIME has GOT TO GO!
I think he will put Miller as vp.
I think his vp will be his favorite sofa, Raymour A. Flanigan.
JFC, I wonder. Vampire Miller may be more effective in the shadow. Protected in the dark. Every time he speaks, no one likes him. Putting him front and center in a VP role could be the beginning of his demise.
Very weird, but absolutely everything JD Vance says is weird and he’s going to have to drop the fake tough guy act if Trump really is dead. JDouchebag knows he can’t behave like that without Trump enabling him.
He's spending too much time with trump. Whatever venereal disease trump has that has caused his mental decline has spread to Vance.
Vance gave him the kiss of death, just ask Francis how that works out
Vance has the vacation part down already.
"No I didn't fuck a couch" is also a weird yet prescient thing for Vance to say
They always say the opposite of what they mean so by that reckoning Vance is 100% NOT ready and Trump is already gone.
So, 200 days of working under the worst president ever is enough to be the president? He’s as delusional as the one who is training him. We’re totally screwed with either one.
That is strangely weird & off-putting.
Kinda?
They wouldn't tell us on a weekend. There'd be mass celebrations.
Surely there will be mass celebrations no matter what day it’s announced!
Ready for what? New puppet, same masters. And they're totally going to shove their hand up the rotting corpse to auto pen their most vile plans for a few day/weeks. The media won't ask why Trump's been absent for at least a month afterwards. Cause "journalism"
And we know that they like to do that kinda shit. Cuz they’re evil.
Ya, that was weird. But it's eyeliner boy we're talking about here... boy king of weird.
Not playing golf on the last big holiday weekend of summer.
I picked weird timing to log off and go to a HS football game to watch the grands in the band & guard. That is to say, a good day to quit sniffing glue (fingers crossed).
He knows. The inner circle knows.
Oh, I missed that 👀
it worked on the Pope, maybe he visited Trump?
Send for Liz Truss. She saw off Queen Lizzie on her first day in office. Note the back of the hand bruising.
His last scheduled meeting was with JD Vance. The last person Pope Francis saw before he died was JD Vance. We’ve got it covered.
A bit of extra insurance wouldn't hurt, though...
According to the White House they lunch together on Tuesday…
Harbinger of deadlygooberishness
He also visited the UK and killed our Queen, here's hoping he's got that virus from MGS1
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Who can we get to visit Vance?
His last scheduled meeting was a lunch with Vance on Wed. No one has physically seen him since
🤞
Read today he was seen today leaving for a his VA golf course. Could have been a doppleganger so no one knows he's on ice in the basement. Remember the movie Dave?
Have they checked Putin’s bunker, the dressing rooms of the Miss Teen Pageant, the bottom of Ivana’s stairs, Ghislaine Maxwell’s cell, the ICU, a padded cell, etc?
All the local burger kings and macdonalds...
the plot thickens...🤪
Oh no 🤭 did he get “poped” by Just Dance??
Is this why they sent Nosferatu out there a couple of days ago? Is Trump in hospital?
Maybe that's why they keep sending him on holiday
trump when Just Dance walks in the room
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LOL! 😁
I knew there was some soulless quality in his eyes Vance is the damn couch humping messenger of death
Vance the Venomous finally carried out his orders from his worldmaster Thiel.
😂😂
Putin visited Trump. Remember all his staff were shocked?
Can someone locate Liz Truss?
She’s in the lettuce aisle!
Someone far wittier than me said the Pope was a dry run.
Deo volente
Nice trick 😁
I live in hope 😀
So do I… 😄
😂
I wonder if he has a scheduled medical procedure planned for this weekend that could go either way. Vance would have known about it in order to be ready to take the helm, just in case…
And Vance has form, remember the pope?
that is basically the entire VP job description
Maybe Trump is looking at property in Dubai ahead of the Sept. 3 Epstein survivors meeting.
The world is hoping that the property is a burial site.
Under the ballroom
When he blurted out about hoping he gets into heaven was the tell for me. He has his scripted lies he tells, but if he knows something is supposed to be a secret, he cryptically blurts it out, can’t help himself.
It was! Like he was preparing the public or something.
A Vance/Thiel Administration is gonna be bad…I know it doesn’t seem possible, but we ain’t seen nothing yet. It’s gonna suck.
This, I want THIS.
Be careful what you wish for. the French Revolution ended with all its leaders under the guillotine. Instead of a free republic, the Reign of Terror lead to a self-crowned emperor and the reinstatement of monarchy. I've always thought of the apparatus as a questionable symbol...
That’s projecting a lot of on people who just want the rule of law back. And on a populace that is angry but not desperate and starving. Have faith. We’ve been working this democracy gig for a couple hundred years more than the pre-Napoleonic French.
I'll accept the Mussolini treatment as a substitute.
OK, we could come to an agreement there...
I will NOT accept another Gerald Ford-ing. An example MUST be made.
Baby, I am old, educated and know EXACTLY what I want. 😆😆
So am I and I know exactly what I DON'T want... 😏
I didn't "police" you. You do you, dude.
He knows it too. That's why he's making the death penalty for all murderers in DC.
This is all Kathy Griffin was hinting at. We knew it would lead to this.
I'll take either this, or the Mussolini treatment. An example MUST be made.
Thiel is a soulless ghoul who would happily reign over a dystopian world with an iron fist. He's a piece of work.
Exactly. And Vance is his guy.
It's already a Vance/Thiel administration. Trump isn't well enough to issue any real orders.
Will Miller be vp?
Maybe he'll have Don, Jr. Keep it in the family, & he owes him one. But he would have to watch his back; turnabout is fair play.
God help you all if that's the case.
Vampire Miller needs to stay permanently in his coffin and never come out again
Watching from afar, I consider him to be the absolute worst of the lot. There's pure evil there. I actually can't look at him without recoiling and that's rare for me.
Yup
Vance doesn't have a cult. Nobody likes him. He'll try to be like trump but it won't work.
But he has Thiel and Curtis Yarvis. On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being bad, we are at a 12. With Vance we go to a 15 day 1. Trump is all greed and power, that crowd has that AND their insane ideology. New World Order shit.
Yes, the Thiel factor is troubling.
They have a super creepy ideology, New World Order shit. Thiel, Curtis Yarvin, all weirdos of worst kind. That is who will control the strings.
Trump’s populist rural base will be slow to realize the bait and switch but as their medical assistance and other public benefits disappear, they will revolt against the cigar chompers at the yacht club and all the billionaire tech weirdos.
At times I think that we're deeper into the shit than many people realize.
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Look at the contracts with ICE.
i mean yeah, but at least vance is not even quarter as liked and worshipped as trump. he has the charisma of a wet wipe, acts like an alien wearing a human suit and doesn't have the "juice" that trump has. he won't have a big, faithful cult formed around him the way trump does.
This is an affront to wet wipes.
Not to a used one!
I’m thinking the Thiel/Miller/JD plan doesn’t need that 🍊💩base. They are planning beyond. That base has served its purpose.
I agree. Besides the greed and a hunger for power, they have a creepy, New World Order ideology. They are a cult of their own. I think that will take precedent. We will be worse off than with the Felon. I think the conservative SCOTUS will fit right in & that’s really scary.
I think they’ve under estimated how quickly the coalition of degenerates - especially the #2A zealots and Veterans - will turn on them.
the charisma is from a wet couch
Immediately notable. I can’t believe Trump would be OK with him saying that either.
"He's totally in the peak of perfect health, despite what the crooked libs say. But GOD FORBID A TRAGIC ACCIDENT OCCUR..."
Vance would be just as awful
Not comforting at all. #SofaKingWeird
He was asked about it by USA Today. If he had just said it out if the blue, sure, but he was asked by professional journalists. Im sure those journalists knew damn well if he answered it in any way tbey could make clickbait abiut it, which they did.
All I know is donald was managing to waddle thru life fairly ok riiiiight up until the moment vance stepped in line as 1st in line for the presidency. Then, oops, donald steadily starts to tank-- suddenly sicker, stumbling all over, exponentially more confused by the day. Poison, JD? 🤔
Od how F47 got sicker right after his meeting with Putin. Think Putin & Shady Vance are tag-teaming him? Maybe he'll meet the same demise as his ex-wife.
Odd. He Bluesky, we need an edit button!
I wonder if he had "tea" with Putin. I hope he did!
JD in the interview he said he had 221 days of learning
So... he IS counting the days.
He has spent a lot of time on vacation.
Now, that’s a nightmare no one wants 🤦🏻♀️
Has any other VP ever said such a thing when the President is ostensibly not hospitalized?
Vance sends out a statement “I definitely have NOT been poisoning POTUS. I’m just really jazzed about starting my new job.”
Does anyone believe Peter Thiel never fucked this guy when he worked at Palentir, but bought him a senate seat and vice presidency for no particular reason? Those two just seem like a natural fit, so to speak.
Remember when his other boyfriend “fell” off a balcony right when he was excited about his new career? I guess you don’t break up with Peter Thiel www.businessinsider.com/male-model-k...
Sure Jan
He was probably excited to meet the Pope too, and look what happened there. 🤷♂️
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He thinks it comes with EXTRA holiday vacations...
More chances to yell at and ostracize him!
Doesn't it?
No. He’s already had 8 in 7 months. I haven’t had 8 vacations in the last 2 decades.
I've had 2 vacations (one week each) in the past 8 years - does that count?
Ditto.
Europeans have. 4 to 6 weeks paid Annual leave. 48 hours maximum permissable hours across all employments Work to live. Not live to work. 🇮🇪🇪🇺
Precisely
Thank you, but Americans are acutely aware of how much vacation time Europeans get.
Very funny.
And he will have many virgins to his disposal. Again.
Judas Dahmer Vance, you go sit on that couch and think about what you've done! "To it?"
😂
Spiro Agnew once mused "Fuck Tricky Dick and his phlebitis infected ass"
No but good ol' Al Haig was frothing at the mouth declaring he was in charge when Reagan got shot even though he was something like 863 down on the list.
And he was Sec of State. Not even in the running. But he got that pager!
SoS is fifth in line.
Yes
"I'm in control here,....." Al Haig
no, but there was Alexander Haig tryna butt in line ahead of GHWB when Reagan was shot.
Will the MAGA base support Vance as blindly as Trump? From the other side of the Pacific he just seems a bit of a dweeb. I wouldn't follow him out of curiosity
I personally don’t think they’ll have as much Zeal. Vance is a joke even in the right wingers eyes
Perhaps the MAGAs don’t hold him in much esteem but he is Thiel’s creature. Rumoured to be hand picked.
I’ve researched and that part IS true. He studied YARVIN just like the rest of em. So I don’t doubt it’ll be worse, but because it’s not trump, we might get lucky and have some crazy MAGAs remove him
True. The couch banger will have a daily battle with himself to keep his contempt for Trump and the MAGA.
Vance also took 8 vacations in 7 months leading up to this. To my knowledge, no other VP started their job this way. It seems like perhaps this was all planned and is being played out right on schedule.
And the last time Trump was seen in public was at that weird cabinet meeting where the cabinet took turns giving accolades. Put that together with hand bruises and cankles—that’s enough to guess major surgery at least.
I wish I could unsee this
💯💯
Me too.
Why. Isn't it why you have a vp. Just in case. I hope his security detail is more Competent than trumpies. 🇮🇪🇪🇺
That’s because Vance is a weirdo
I'll be the first one over the moon the day I hear The Good News®...my joy tempered only by no news of JD's and Steven Miller's demise.
My exact sentiments.
Cue "I Just Can't Wait To Be King..."
Prepping the base!
He said “when,” I believe I heard.
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Vance is weird and a putz. I bet that zombie miller slapped him
Well TBH, Vance says a lotta weird shit.
Where are the Trump kids?
Kinda making all that front-loading of his vacations look a little sus, too. My oldest pointed this out. Credit to them.
How do you get 200 days of on the job training when you've been on vacation the whole time? Ps- I want a gig like that-"on day one, you go on vacation̈m and don't come back."
All hes done so far is take vacation after vacation.
Always telegraphing what is going on.
Right?? Why did he feel the need to say that…? And say it at this time?
That TV lady just *asking* Vance if he thought he could do the job must have been a sharp kick to the dangly bits as well.
Well, there was that weird eulogy at the cabinet meeting on Wednesday. Who wouldn't want to still be alive to hear people say good things about you, even if they were lies.
VERY weird. Quiet-Part-Out-Loud weird.
While praising The Felon’s health at the same time, no less
Saying weird things is kinda his vibe. If only he realized that each time he opens his mouth it’s so obvious he didn’t get where he is on his own. He was placed there by his tech bros.
Bought/paid for political whores seem to be a prerequisite for the Republican Party
100% the case. Vance is a snake that was created out of whole cloth by Theil. Remember in his fake autobiography when he had the big dinner with the law firm recruiters, and he stood up for himself? That didn't happen. Instead, Theil found himself a patsy.
He’s polishing his eyeliner, and ready ready
“… a vice president discussing #theorangeone and succession… ‘things can always happen, terrible tragedies can always happen’ … previewing a plan ? …”
I listened, and I think the reporter initiated that whole line of inquiry. Vance didn't just blurt it out.
All he had to say was “the president is just fine”. Politicians know to shut the fuck up — at least smart ones do.
Script, if it isn’t, planned conversations been had. What if they say this; What if they say that, definitely has been discussed. Vance is standing in his mirror talking to himself more than talking to his wife or any one else in his big fat lie of a life.
In that case, America would prefer if both Trump and Vance were on Space X's next rocket to space. That would leave us with Mike Johnson. Not great but not Trump and not Vance.
Imagine the hysteria if Harris ever said anything like that ever.
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I don't care what anyone says, we'd be better off without Trump in the world. I don't think Vance holds much power over maga.
The scarier question is how much power do the Project 2025 instigators hold over Vance. Will Miller, Vought, et al. rule him?
My fear exactly
Exactly
Really weird…
I am surprised he hasn't killed him himself. You saw what happened to the Pope, right?
Wasn't long ago that tRump himself said he would not be around much longer, Then Putin and tRump had a Private meeting in the car, Do you think he would fake his Death, because he's done inserting Project 2025 & before the TRUE, EPSTEIN FILES come out⁉️ Vance wants to FINISH making, 🇺🇸🖕a DICTATORSHIP⁉️
Ohellno. That man has to be the center of the universe. He would never go into hiding.
I've always had a feeling that the time would come for Trump to gas up his 727 and head for Moscow. I thought it would be when the stolen classified documents case went to court (but then, the world was introduced to Aline Cannon). Come to think of it, the fucker would probably steal Air Force One.
He doesn't have to steal, Air Force One he gets to keep the jet Qatar gave him after the 🇺🇸 Put's, Billions of dollars, worth of upgrades into it! Could you imagine if Obama or Biden did anything like the, tRump Corruption Team has⁉️ Watching 🇺🇸🗽❤️🔥 from 🇨🇦 is truly Unbelievable❗ DICtatorship,🤔🪶💪🛑 it⁉️
Donnie's Golden Gifted Jet isn't ready to steal yet ...
This Canadian completely agrees with you. It totally boggles the mind.
Maybe Vance (or whatever his name used to be), Peter Thiel, and the heritage foundation are done with the felon now. He’s served his purpose.
A very short list of folks on either side who want to hear that
I can't recall a sitting VP saying that. I have heard candidates for VP, but never actual VPs.
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Ooooooh!!!! That's a great spot!
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Ready for what exactly? To be the successor to this travesty? To be hated with even more rigor? To show us how genuinely wasted his elite education has actually been? All of the above? It’s almost like Trump’s orbit makes people stupid not to mention cower at the smell.
Yeah but Vance *is* weird
That’s the thing: I have no illusions that when Trump is gone (whether that is now or later), this fascist regime shifts into next gear. With Vance, Thiel and the other oligarchs would finally be in full control. I even sometimes think Trump is just a means to an end for them.
Totally agree. It’s not about trump. He’s a tool.
Agree. Trump’s the cudgel for them to break our government. That said, no one in this administration has Trump’s charisma to carry the maga cult with them. So I’m not sure it will be as smooth going for Vance et al.
I used to think Vance was more dangerous because he is smarter but MAGA doesn’t really like him. If it’s true that GOP congressmen vote with Trump because they are afraid of their voters, then perhaps they’ll feel freer to oppose Vance.
Exactly. Vance is not popular at all and this could provide the fissures needed for those congressmen to break away. That’s the hope anyway.
I’m afraid they’ll still be afraid to break from the Heritage Foundation, Thiel and other oligarchs. There is so much control beyond dft.
Could be they might stay with the money.
My fear is that they’ll break it so thoroughly that it won’t matter if Repubs and the maga cult won’t back Vance bc the wheels will be unstoppably turning
How about Josh Hawley? He’d be every bit as bad as dft. Would he have the “charisma”?
Agree! Trumps just their puppet. He is so easily manipulated; just praise him and give him money. The Emperor has no clothes!
Trump's poor physical & mental health has produced maybe the biggest cover-up of his presidency. Followed by: the Epstein files; improper share trading based on prior knowledge of Trump's tariff actions; the mystery surrounding what DOGE really did, and Trump actively profiting off his presidency.
Except we k ow about that stuff. What scares me is the stuff we DONT know about. Like who’s seen the files he stole?
So true! There's probably so many unknown scandals alteady that people will still be uncovering some of them in twenty years, thirty years, or more!
Fifteen years ago, any of those scandals and examples of corruption would have ended a presidency.
52 years ago, it did.
This actually started 6 months earlier than everyone seems to remember. bsky.app/profile/cyko...
Is he holding his penis in his hand? Can't be a thumb. Thumbs are bigger than that.
He's got really small hands, too.
It’s blood thinners. Elizabeth had bone marrow cancer, which can increase the risk of blood clots. It’s my belief that Trump is suffering from congestive heart failure.
not enough suffering there, i guess
Not enough failure
and yet he is so good at failure
Finally! a meme of what I’ve been saying for a few days now Thank you for this I’m too stupid to make my own meme 😂
Her ankles looked better.
MUCH better. And she was probably 100 when this was taken.
If you are going to spend your life not drinking it should at least give you decent ankles at 79.
47 doesn't drink? Then yeah, he should have decent ankles.
His older brother died young from drinking so Trump, not much of an empath, thinks drinking is for losers.
Ok that makes a lot of sense. His older brother got all of his dad's attention when 47 was younger. He only got attention from dad when his older brother bailed on the family business, and was dubbed a loser in the family
But he does drugs like a 70's junkie in a made for TV movie.
And whenever I think about her trolling 47 with her brooches, I smile.
Her breasts weren't as saggy as his either.
i respectfully LOLed.
I'm not sure what those black marks are but my mother had those on her legs. After noticing it, she went to the doctor and they went away. She had diabetes so not sure what it is.
pizza palce near arlington is on fire www.pizzint.watch Intelligence by the Slice DEFCON 2 - FAST PACE NEXT STEP TO MAXIMUM READINESS
when he departs Bolsonaro might go as well, so we will have a "two cakes' scenario with double off-season carnaval.
Did this whole thing 6 months ago get brushed under the rug or something? Does nobody remember it? He's been showing these symptoms of near-death for 6+ months now. bsky.app/profile/cyko...
🎯🎯🎯
Except, didn't he say "when" rather than "if"?
I think the Cabal is trying to decide if they want to coronate Vance or make an AI fake Trump for appearing on Fox
Not dead another hoax.. he has maybe 5 months left.. what isn’t killing him head heart and soul are all diseased.
Probably because speculation and schadenfreude are reliable distractions from weekend dumps of horrific news. Case in point: AI death panels in the works for Medicaid.
It's that no one has seen him in about 3 days which is very strange for someone who can't function without his cult's attention every hour. I don't think he's quite dead yet, but I think the announcement is probably coming in the next little bit.
It's also that we do not trust this White House. If Obama or Biden were silent for 3 days we'd be like "oh they're busy" and trust the WH to tell us if anything was wrong. With Trump, we know Karoline lies to us like it's going out of style so we demand proof of life.
🤞🏽
In the next two weeks.
You wag lol
Now I follow you!
this is gonna be insane if this really happens
A shit ton of people will be out in the streets celebrating! Millions!
Global.
The CO2 level will skyrocket exponentially from the collective exhale.
He hasn't been seen in public since Tuesday, not even on a golf course.
He canceled a golf trip He doesn’t do that He golfed the day after his miracle ear regrowth I think he golfed the same day they buried his ex (who he definitely didn’t have tossed down the stairs), on the now graveyard she rests in Something fishy is up, but admitting it = President Vance
plus my thoughts and prayers
“Sometimes the horse is really quiet and no one has seen or heard from the horse in like three days and everyone just sort of collectively wishes the horse would just be dead”
The last several months have broken my optimism. Is like in one of those horror movies where everyone relaxes thinking they are safe just to realize a knife is stuck in their gut just now.
And like that I heard the "in the HOSPITAL" line.
Years ago, he was he one of my favorite comics of all time. writing, delivery… his whole vibe was immaculate. But I look at his face now, I’m still so grossed out and haven’t listened to any of his stand-up in years. Horse in a hospital is canon though. Iconic. Genius. Might have to go revisit.
What'd he do? I only know him from "Horse in a Hospital," "Puss in Boots" and the fact that he did a LOT of coke.
He’s just so icky to me. It’s truly none of my business, but also it’s summed up pretty well in this article… I don’t hate the guy or anything. I just can’t watch his comedy and enjoy it the same and I used to find him so damn charming and funny. Same with Louis CK, obv for dif reasons but 🙁
Not to be contrary, but it seems that SHE was the one who pursued HIM?
That wouldn’t matter… IF it’s true…homewreckers are horrible, but the man took the vow and should shield himself and his beloved from anything or anyone that would threaten that vow. Anyway, it was all very messy at the time and just very “holy shit we thought you were one of the good ones“ vibes.
Me tooooo! Ding! Of the elevator... Clompity, clompity, clompity. 🐴🏥
Was listening to that routine with the family just yesterday.
Just the hopes and prayers of the American public.
Collective energy focussed on a single desired outcome... we all just want it to be true and wishing it so.
Multiple Days Off/Not Seen Weird references IV Bruises Weird ass music (covering potential other noises) JD Vance deciding to talk about how he's ready if it happens He didn't directly fire the CDC Head which led to weird stuff?
Don’t forget the lack of late night TS screeching about the ruling on the tariffs. He’s never shown restraint before, why would an attack on his favorite subject be the time when he does?
Add not on the golf course
Maybe the weird noises the music was covering were him in the bathroom sh*tting himself to death. Yes, he really does bring out the worst in people. Including, apparently, me.
I was hoping for shitting himself to death on live TV
Preferably in Monstro Don-Elisasue fashion, spraying his entire assembled "cabinet" in a shower of rancid orange spray tan-goo and non-verbal diarrhea.
Perfection
Me, too!
Tan slacks. I require tan slacks for the finale.
You know what, that's not a bad idea. If ol' Donny wants to do something that would really please the masses and boost that abysmal approval rating he has, that would be a pretty remarkable and innovative way to do it.
I missed this weird music thing. What are you referring to?
Apparently at the White House yesterday they were blasting a playlist of all of Trump's weird favorites.
Thank you! Googling did nothing for me!
That'd explain the CDC Head's comment about how only the President has the authority to fire her. Trump was too drugged out or sick to do it himself.
The hand stuff is weird. I get that he can have IV bruises, and that maybe they need to be where they can be seen, but what prevents the entourage from matching the concealer properly? They could even have given his hands a coat of the same Minwax product they use on his head.
I think it's due to the coming together of a multitude of individual wishes, forming a grand community wish.
What are those Republicans doing? Oh yeah, being complete assholes.
They would rather keep him on a machine technically alive so the heritage foundation assholes can continue their descent into the dark ages using his barely alive decomposing mortal shell. How one orange moron has so much power irritates me… Murica what are you doing?
it's the decaying ghouls of capitalism hiding behind the title of Murica. They install him while their legacy media and social media networks deploy cluster-b personalities and pathologies to gaslight, distract, divide and DARVO us while red and blue propagandists babble endlessly on youtube.
He doesn't have any power. Everyone is about to see that the house was made of cards and could never stand long
Maybe he fell out a window?
we've decided to manifest it don't ruin it dude
Do you really think Vance would be better? Honest question. I'm not trying to start a fight. But I honestly don't think the world will suddenly be a better place if Trump is either dead or impeached and Vance takes over.
R u fucking kidding? The world will definitely be a better place without that festering,hateful POS! Not perfect, but definitely better! Not having to hear him ever talk again or see those puckered lips? Oh yeah!!!
They’ve got plans for military deployments in every major city. They’ve got a Secret Police force masquerading as ICE. They’re positioning to maintain an iron hold on power if Trump dies. If it’s before the midterms, Vance declares Martial Law and cancels the midterms.
Vance couldn’t lead a bunch of drunken MAGAs and a band of Q’Anon Shamans to a beach party in Ft. Lauderdale… the Cabinet would all compete as rivals… yes, it would be a damn fine day if the Mad King vacated the Great Cheeseburger Palace of Florida for a hot, swamp ass place in Hell…
Trump is Putin's bitch but, no, I don't think Peter Theil's bitch would be any better.
Maga would crumble the power vacuum at the top would cause all kinds of infighting. It would be glorious to watch eat each other alive
I don’t think Vance would capture the cultists with his snide Yale Law degree speak. The party will splinter and fracture. As odd as it is they follow and believe Trump, I don’t see them enthusiastically following couch lover.
Sure, but we have to celebrate the small victories along the way.
Ain’t nobody respect, much less fear, JD Vance. Congress might just find its spine again when pissbaby Vance starts trying to patronize them. He just doesn’t have the juice to maintain the personality cult. Much less likely to get away with all the shit Trump does.
the world would be a little bit better because Trump would be dead
I agree...although it would annoy the hell out of me that he was never brought to justice for his crimes,misdemeanors and behaviour.
yeah i mean ideally he would be rotting in a cell
What you wanna try his corpse and execute him again? There’s precedent
Vance and the rest of the clown court have negative charisma. Something happening to the Felon in Chief means there's an immediate power vacuum. Vance doesn't have the political capital to finish the job of going full fascist in the states.
But I guess we’ll get to find out the answer to the question “what does Peter Thiel really want?”
Personally I think it would eventually get better for two reasons: Vance has to a large extent been playing a kiss Trump's ass role (as have pretty much all of them) and he's not seen as a messiah to the moronic base. Sometimes all it takes is one death. Imagine if Hitler had died in 1936.
I agree 100%. Trump is a symptom not a cause. The only thing that gives me hope is the fact that Vance is so devoid of character or charisma. Trump has fans. Women, unbelievably, think he’s sexy. I don’t think Smokey eye psychopath JD would enjoy that kind of adulation. That could be damaging.
It will be worse. The off the rails behavior exhibited now allows the replacement to seem like the better more sane person. But the replacement won't pull back on the more dangerous long term policies designed to oppress and cull the masses.
Thiel would probably have Vance pick one of Trump’s kids (except Tiffany) as his VP. That would keep the MAGA base enthralled while giving him 2 completely amoral and extremely pliable “leaders” to manipulate.
Vance, Miller, and Gough would be at each others throats in seconds as they are all well aware they are existential threats to each other. Plus, Orange Bad has something all those other malignant fuck-tumors don’t, which is a weirdly corrupt but nonetheless powerful charisma.
Vance does not have the cult following that drumpf has. He's vulnerable and we can use that to undermine him.
Many things will still suck. But the media has a fascination and love for Trump-as-vulgarian that Vance simply cannot pull off. Even if he takes on the mantle of MAGA and attempts to be the Stalin to Trump's Lenin, the movement collapses without Trump pushing it, (see: Epstein backlash).
We'll still have fascists and antivaxxers and centrists eager to use transphobia to justify tax cuts or whatever and all manner of ugly things. But the media's specialest golden boy won't be around for them to debase themselves before, and the conservatives might implode in an orgy of power-grabs.
I don't think he would be any better, but at least there would be one fewer of them.
valid point
Thanks.
It’d be just as bad but he doesn’t have the same cult magnetism so I suspect he’d struggle
he’s peter thiel’s pet project. peter thiel and the billionaire oligarchy are pulling the strings. not trump, not vance. the heritage foundation, palantir, and all the technofascists are gearing up for a total culling of the population. (not even a conspiracy—they’ve said it out loud.)
Right. The cult will dwindle and Congress will get its balls back
Straight up rizzless
Many people are saying
He'll def struggle, &you will see a breakdown of the magat cult. They are about to go thru some things. I'm serious when I say many won't survive it. They've made a god out of him, &some will take their own lives. Others will have a hard time coping &supporting a replacement Gunna be interesting :D
Agree
yeah basically this. policy wouldn't change, but trump manages to avoid backlash from his base even as his acts directly harm them, because they worship him. they don't worship vance, so the admin wouldn't get away with stuff anymore, at least not as much
And he doesn’t have the backing of Congress. If he threatens to primary a resisting politician it would not have any big effect
A flailing admin is cornered animal territory and might try to escalate to hold on to power. I have my doubts they could hold the line though.
Fingers crossed they'll be too busy eating each other alive to effectively carry out their policy agenda
We're getting there either way and I'd rather Vance the one getting cornered.
Mango Mussolini was used as cover for the Heritage Foundation’s fascist wishlist P25, which JD CouchHumper was directly involved in. The pieces are in place for their neo-feudalism: Safety net shredded. NeoNazis kidnapping people in the streets. The Legislature & SCrotUS neutered.
Truly believe the base would blame Vance for the exact things they support/ignore with Trump. They will say things like "Trump would never send the military onto American Streets" and "Trump would have released the Epstein files".
Yes and they'll probably descend into a conspiracy about how Vance took him out so he could take over bc trump was trying to stop all of it. Only way they can get themselves around and out of the mess they know they unleashed
We can start the rumor (conspiracy) that it was all Vance, Heritage foundation plot.
Well, we know this was Peter Thiel's plan for Jethro Dull all along. 😉
“Jethro Dull” 🤣pretty perfect
😂 jethro dull .... it's just so easy
Exactly. Has anyone checked in with Q?
Oh god, that would become really active again! We humans are very good at rationalizing stuff. Sigh.
Speaking of Peter Theil, what do you all think of this? Truly bonkers. www.christianpost.com/news/palanti...
He's so proud of his "Christian faith" that it's off the record, eh? Wonder how he talks himself around Leviticus 20:13. Oh, and of course he interprets the tenth commandment as "Don't look up or around, serfs, or you might notice you're being robbed blind"
Jethro Dull!! I am dying! 🤣🤣💀
Every tech job Thiel pushed couch boy into, landed up getting rid of him in a year or less
Absolutely, but Thiel backed a most unpopular and gormless guy. He has no base, no backing, no friends, no pull. If he becomes president, he will fail spectacularly, Thiel or no Thiel.
Right. It's surprising a mentally insane incel eugenics freak would not have his finger on the pulse when picking his leader
Let's be clear, Thiel is NOT an 'incel': he is gay. That's what the Hulk Hogan lawsuit he funded was about. Gawker outed him, so it needed punishment. The Ernst Röhm of our age. Let's hope.
I think JD is the perfect sycophant but Thiel mistook that for leadership. Being obedient to Thiel does not play well for a nation. Big difference.
I know! It's delightful, isn't it?
I believe this too. But then again, I never in a million years would have imagined the fealty and cult of personality directed at a creepy, old, delusional, incoherent, incompetent con man either.
👆🏼💯
Oh my God, I love Jethro Dull as his new name so much. He’s Jethro Dull for me until the one of us croaks.
Me considering starting an alt right account on Twitter solely to start/spread “Vance did it” conspiracy theories after he dies…
Please do.
Bingo
Here to say exactly that: trump is a lot of awful things, but there's no denying he has a charisma the MAGAs respond to that no one else in their camp has even come close to replicating (no surprise considering they're all a bunch of fascist, a**-kissing ghouls). If JD becomes prez, he'll flail.
And there might be enough GOP members of the House and Senate not willing to sell their souls for the blowfish couch fucker.
Everything changes the second Trump is gone. There is no one in the Republican party to replace him, and certainly not JD Vance of all un-charismatic hateable fat assholes.
That's partly true. Flip side: Is it too late, or do they need Trump for another year? Maybe they don't need popular approval because there aren't going to be normal events any more. So Peter Thiel doesn't care what anyone thinks of Vance. Voters have been boxed in, he hopes. Musk will help.
Yes but suddenly the party becomes nothing but scheming advisors all looking for power.
MAGA at least falls into disarray once the cult leader is gone
I don't know. I think there's a chance it would be as bad or worse, but also a really good chance MAGA will just collapse like a house of cards once Trump and his weird cult leader-like charisma is gone.
Vance doesn’t have the rabid supporters that his current boss has… so I think that when Vance gets his chance, it won’t last long and he won’t be that effective. He’s genuinely unpopular.
It would start a free fall and things will be a mess. There's no one that can hold the Republicans together like Trump can. They all hate Vance. My guess is there would be much backstabbing. Others suddenly fighting to get the power back they rescinded. Vance is weak and incredibly unlikable.
No world leader or business leader is going to come over and give Vance gifts and such up to him. The Cabinet is not going to Senate him with how wonderful he is.
Chubs is a pussy ass bitch with no sauce. The base hates him. I'd happily make that trade
Vance will be somewhat worse on policy than Generic Republican, mostly because of Internet Brain. He'll get much less of a rubber stamp from courts and Congress though, limiting him to mostly Generic Republican bad ideas.
Lack of cult—easier to get past him
This
no. and that's the problem, they've stacked the entire government.
Between the two realities, Trump dying is 100× better than any alternative, besides maybe democracy working again.
Right. What we need is to have him removed for treason and the whole cabinet goes with him. Then he can die or not. Whatever.
I don’t think Vance has the same charismatic hold over MAGA as trump. The billionaires may keep him propped up. Johnson is a shrewd little weasel, but not popular, either. May be my wishful thinking. It’s truly been a nightmare.
I'll say this. If Republicans think they're going to lose the mid-terms badly, it makes sense to dump Trump before then in order to be able to secure their preferred VP appointee. Otherwise they might end up with a compromise pick who's not necessarily a reliable Senate tie-breaker.
It will be a better place for about a week, because the world wide street party will be insane.
No!!!!!
Vance is an awkward dolt, with absolutely no social skills. Remember when he was incapable of making small talk with donut shop employees on the campaign trail? He’s DeSantis level awkward, & won’t be able to keep the cult going…creepy too.
No doubt he's planning bad things. Thus, I call him JD of Gilead. He doesn't have the clout or influence Turd has. Congress wouldn't just rubber stamp every P2025/Thiel thing out of the WH; and they'll tear themselves up in wing fights once the reps start losing elections at the state level.
I don’t believe everyone would capitulate to Vance, so yes it would be better.
if he does die the remaining administration will be inevitably weakened. they lied and covered things up. vance doesn’t have the same hold over people. the policies remain awful but without the cult of personality the wheels will start to come off the bus and sycophants will start jumping ship
When the leader of the cult dies, the cult is never the same. They’ll try, but it won’t be the same.
No, but they could make him a innocent saintly martyr hounded to death by the Deep State and the Radical Left. Martyrs are good business in many way 😏
Vance does not have the weird, unfounded, "charisma" "it factor" that Trump has with his MAGA cult. Cults generally don't outlive their leaders. And YES..100% the world will suddenly be a better place.
He won’t be better, but he doesn’t have the cultish following (yet). Vance also doesn’t seem to have the press subservience so we might be able to see honest reporting on his heinous actions. Vance will be in way over his head and the GOP will start fighting each other to control him. 🍿
There would still be problems but yes the world would definitely be a better place.
The last string of hope I've got is that when he's gone, they won't be able to find a new cult leader. Vance can be a rubber stamp for the Heritage foundation, but I doubt he'll be able to command and control the masses the way Trump does.
I agree from what I've seen, MAGA isn't all that enamored with Vance. Having Thiel that close to the oval is effed up, but will Vance have the means to keep the GOP in lockstep? Does he have the same access to the carrots, the whips and the kompromat?
Yeah, I just can't see all the Republicans supplicating themselves for Vance. At worst, he'd be a figurehead with the same people actually running the country as are now (Theil et al).
I actually think he put the worst people in charge because they're also basically clown-car figureheads who are replaceable if the clamoring gets loud enough without disrupting the damage that's being done by the P2025 crowd.
I think you're entirely right. I would guess that about half of the crazy crap coming out of the administration is Trump's insane whims, with the really serious stuff coming from Project 2025. It's painfully easy to give Trump an idea and make him think he came up with it. He's a fascist puppet.
Vance even more so! He has no ideas of his own and he knows the only reason he's where he's at is because of the people he's going to have to serve. Which is definitely not the American people.
It may not be better or worse. It'll just be different. After almost 10 years of this, I'm ready for change! If someone's going to kidnap Americans or start a war, then say it in full sentences! At least we won't have MAGAts telling us how great he is or cabinet members singing his praises!
Cults of personality don’t survive when the leader goes, no one storming the Capital for the B team left behind.
The only difference is Donald has a cult, Vance does not
OMG...I just can't
Vance doesn’t have the power or the following of Trump. Members of Congress wouldn’t be afraid to tell him to kick rocks, the way they’re afraid of Trump. There wouldn’t be an enabling front for the autocracy. They’d be much weaker, much more disorganized. All of that is better than the status quo.
Impeached. We'd be far better off if he were impeached, removed, and faced charges. Preferably from multiple states too, so next POTUS can't pardon him like the mistake Ford made pardoning Nixon. But then we also need to impeach & remove entire cabinet & every enabler in Congress to try to correct
Look, we just want something to be happy about, even if it's just for one week.
i am manifesting current and former joint chiefs just giving jd swirlies until he decides to buy an island and boot scoot out
It definitely wouldn’t be better, but he doesn’t have the support from the rabid maga base.
I just hope he doesn’t pick Steven Millers as his VP. 🤮
I predict that with Trump gone, the center will not hold. They’ll be at each others’ throats in a heartbeat, and Vance will never keep a grip on MAGA.
That would be great. I worry that the Trump family will rally around Vance with full support so he will have the cash and the name behind him. A far right, power hungry loon with a little more brain than Trump would be far more dangerous than this narcissistic fool.
Donny jr as vp?
Yuck.
Because it’s so disgusting he’s probably high on their list
I think the family and Trump Inc. will collapse without him.
Except the Trump family has no real cash. It's all crypto. I honestly didn't think MAGA is going to follow his kids. They are their father without the charisma.
But he’s not the cult leader they worship.
The MAGA machine will spin it as the dear leader’s final wish. Can’t rest until all these people are ousted and/or in prison.
Couch fucker already cant go anywhere without being harassed. Imagine his life when the magats turn. He's nothing to them. bsky.app/profile/vict...
I doubt they like him either or would care
In terms of his goals? No if vance was allowed to do all he wants he'd be worse. But I think he lacks the weight Trump has in the party. I think he'd be unable to pull off the same cult leader energy.
Vance doesn't have the clout to do it.
Imagine what slimy Fox News MAGA coprophagist he'll pick for his VP
My money is on Naziferatu Miller.
😱
He'd be at least as evil, but more stable. You wouldn't see weird tariff prices jumping about, but you'd still see all the money going to the rich.
It would be the Game of Thrones battle to be the Republican king. We just need the Man of Many Faces to deliver us from evil.
I believe Vance would be slightly better, he's not near the same level of narcissist as trump is. (Was🤞) Sure, he's an extremist and sure, he fucked a couch that one time, but he's a bit more self-aware and doesn't have a hero complex.
The main difference between Trump and Vance would be that the Trump cult do not love JD. A GOP member or Senator could defy him without getting death threats etc. He couldn't just break all of their conventions and expect Congress to nod the Trump can.
A lot of people voted for the turd because they like him. I don’t think Vance has that appeal at all.
I've never understood Trump's charisma, but Vance doesn't have it.
One hundred percent. I am reminded of all his pathetic events during the election where the media outnumbered the public. And that's with Peter Thiel spending a bucket load of cash trying to boost his popularity.
Me either because it’s not the type that appeals to me, but it does appeal to a lot of’ let’s say lowest common denominator types. They see him as a successful self-made man who speak the truth. All lies. That TV show has a lot to answer for.
It has a huge amount to answer for but I think reality TV (so called) has been a big contributor to where we are. Shows that glorify lying, cheating and backstabbing and are about a faked image shifts people's perceptions. Not just in America by the way.
The polling says that he is unpopular even with the Magas and he has the personal warmth of a Velociraptor. No one is buying a giant Vance flag for their truck or boat and no one is going to be walking around with Vance tattoos.
Not even with the beard.
😁 Especially with the beard.
I believe the beard's name is Usha?
Lmao
🤣
She always looks so miserable and the children look like accessories purchased for the outings. Like the stunt with the dog.
That's what I would consider a good thing. MAGA doesn't like Vance. Republicans wouldn't follow his commands so readily.
Absolutely agree.
No, but he doesn’t evoke the same blind loyalty. Dissension in the GOP would slow down the evil.
Could be, and I really hope you're right 😁
Republican infighting would begin immediately, MAGA vs the McConnell/Thune wing, splitting and weakening the power base of the party
Not better but weakened. The base doesn’t follow him like a cult. Republicans would feel less subordinate to Vance.
No one cared that Trump liked to grab little girls by the pussy, so I'm sure JD grabbing little boys by the penis won't bother them. The church of MAGA welcomes all perverts and deviants and pedophiles.
No. He has the personality of a fence post and the political acumen of a cabbage
Yes. He couldn't be mob boss and intimidate Congress as Trump does. Vance doesn't have a cult following. Plus, he's complicit in Trump's treasonous crimes without presidential immunity. The entire cabinet has to go when Trump goes.
JD “Just Dance” Vance is not going to be better, but he’s definitely not someone MAGA cult will embrace wholeheartedly to replace the Orange One, and that a good thing. MAGA cult needs to be broken and disbanded, and I think they’ll create AI image of Trump to keep it together after he’s dead.
I promise it will :) Vance would be an instant lame duck.
He is a wildly hateable bag of skin. It seems even moron MAGAts find him obnoxious. Just how much power does Peter Thiel truly have?
Agreed. I think Thiel will go the same way that Musk did. The current President is anomalous in his appeal to so many.
I don't think Trump's power over the entire republican party, scotus, billionaires, etc. comes from his "irresistible personality", I think it comes from what is in the Epstein (and Diddy's?) case files, & probably applies to some old liberals too. Because the former makes no sense.
Vance doesn't have the cult following, so (hopefully) he won't be able to steamroll all over the constitution as much. I also think that the power vacuum will create extra fighting, which will slow down the evil. Maybe.
Yes. I agree about the power vacuum...
Yes. Because he lacks the cult of personality. He's just as vile, and he can be well spoken, but he isn't a Brand the way Trump is, therefore won't have as tight of a grip on the base and coalition. It's the difference between being vile implementing vile. Vance will back off some things.
I think your analysis is spot on. Plus, Vance will be easier to control. Trump is such a loose cannon his handlers are never quite sure what he will say or do. Vance will follow his marching orders. Like you say about Trump being a brand, Vance won't command the same rabid loyalty from the base.
And by "some things" I don't mean the transphobia, but there will be market stability and the Mass Deportations will look a little different. It'll be putting some guardrails in place.
I think the world will be a better place when Trump is dead or in jail. Just objectively better. Whether America will be in a better place with someone who isn't senile, stupid and lazy but who is still actively evil and has the energy and drive to carry it out is debatable.
Vance is going to want to do every terrible thing Trump is doing, but he will get the pushback Trump never did, because the Congressional Republicans that don't like a lot of what Trump is doing and only go along because of fear aren't going to be afraid of Vance because he doesn't control the cult.
If he's actually gone some folks might finally develop a spine and clean out the rest of the festering pus
honestly, i think Vance(thiel) is scarier, cuz he's a better liar than trump. to stupid people, he actually sounds smart. buuuutttttttt, i think maga will eat him alive for being a wimp & for being married to Usha.
counterpoint: the world will be objectively a better place if he dies
vance is nothing more than a puppert for peter thiel and the heritage foundation. it will indeed be far scarier. but something's gotta give.
No, he’s horrible. But they’ll all fight to take over the mantle and the base will splinter and factions devour each other. It’s why they’re trying to get as much power locked down as they can because GOP uncivil war is coming.
Fingers crossed that it could help break up some of the cult of personality around the orange demon.
I don't think Vance is going to be next - my gut is telling me Steve Miller will be or one of his sons Don or Eric to keep the name going - I think Eric....
Definitely not better, but the cult leader would be gone. No one will rally behind Vance.
I think Vance (with his 200 days of "experience") will be a lovely puppet for Thiel. But Thiel isn't the only oligarch with fingers into this regime and I would guess they would be arguing this out until they are ready to announce it. If not, it's Night of the Long Knives 2.0 and Vance is Röhm.
Which is NOT a good role to have in the drama!
Vance is an instant scapegoat for the failure of the Big Beautiful Bill to make things better for them in particular. The cult of personality will likely falter because Vance lacks the weird charisma that 🍊 has. Beyond that, things overall get WAY more fascist, way faster.
I’ve been thinking about this…would it be better after the midterms when (hopefully) a democrat is speaker of the house and becomes VP vs Mike Johnson?
But no one is afraid of what kompromat Vance may have. Lindsey Graham, for one, would be less stressed.
I really miss the laugh react, sometimes...🤣
So it’s spiritual but not religious?
Probably just blind hope.
This is the first I'm hearing of these rumours. The only thing I would say is,if Trump had an illness and knew he was dying..he wouldn't be brave and stoic about it...he'd be letting the world know how unfair it is,how he's suffering more than anyone else in the world has e er suffered etc etc etc
I think that would happen IF he's conscious but also behind closed doors. He wouldn't want America (libs anyway) to see him weak. He'd have the raging Pity Party, but it would be with staff and family.
They're nailing him to his perch.
Nice.
That's funny.
I’m definitely hoping
Disinformation manipulation. Lots and lots if bots here pushing a message...
That hand thing seems to have got worse since he shook hands with Putin in Alaska?
wouldn't that be sweet? Radiation poisoning by his pal. That, or an ear infection.
Probably a polonium/diet coke cocktail.
Nah, Putin needs him alive.
if only that dupe of a kid had been a better shot
#EpsteinDidntKillHim
Hope
There was also that disgraceful cabinet grovel-fest.
Pyongyang on the Potomac
That was- that was- SO cringey that I couldn't even watch.
Me either. I saw a clip. 2 hours? And FOX interrupted their coverage to announce Taylor Swift's engagement. 😂
It was a ghastly *3 hours, 17 minutes* of the absolute grossest sycophancy imaginable
Holy shit, I didn't know it was that long.
That's not the only time it's happened though
I know it happened in his first term, too. But not for 2 hours. 🤢
When was his last Truth Social post?
27th August according to ChatGPT.
Someone else just said he posted 8 hours ago so who knows 🤷♀️
The post was clearly not written by him but by a person or an ai trying to imitate his style. Its too clean and proper.
Have seen it posted here now and agree. Far too articulate and detailed 😆
Did someone skip the line for a new heart?
Bingo
What we are witnessing is a worldwide manifestation event.
Breaking news: Donald Trump beaten to snot by a tulpa in the shape of Uncle Sam
In his way, I think Trump is the tulpa, that was formed by concentrated attention and then WILL NOT GO AWAY.
Copium.
Aw let them have their fun. We are all going to be there eventually.
I never actually read The Secret, but I am pretty sure this is a group project that we're all working on at the moment.
That made me legit lol not when I say lol and really I'm like this 😶
I’ve been thinking the same thing!
😂
Stop! I thought this was from tonight and I was like, “How did Dwayne find out?!”
What the hell 😱
Did the hierarchy of power change?
Oh, for the love of CAKE! Now I am disappointed. Did he had to prove that he not only calls himself the Rock, but is also as dumb as a rock ...
Did we ever find out how he was in the loop?
He’s friends with seals (because he’s the rock) and it was an open secret once they cleared the airspace and Obama was working on his speech.
I believe his cousin was on one of the teams that did it?
The Rock and Obama were actually good friends as well so in my head canon, Obama bragged on some Hawaii Bros group text
Did what?
Killed bin Laden
Roman Reigns killed Bin Laden?
This is cannon, yes.
I believe you mean Canon, cannon with 2 ns would be funnier though
*cannon with 3 ns😁
Roman Reigns can operate a cannon, confirmed
"Osama Bin Laden is dead because he couldn't ACKNOWLEDGE ME." ☝️
“Osama…… ACKNOWLEDGE ME” 👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼
According to the HBO documentary "The Newsroom", his cousin was a Navy SEAL.
And here I was thinking maybe he just heard about it from Cena 🤷🏾♂️ lmao
duh... its The Rock
He's buddies with Kegseth on Signal.
I’m in!
Dwayne you done screwed the pooch there, son. Go sit your traitor ass in the corner.
I'm not ashamed to admit that I know about this by watching The Newsroom
This guy endorsed trump ?
Earlier today I said to myself “Is this like The Secret? Are we manifesting?”
This is brilliant. And it made me laugh.
Yup
Yes, as I read it, its exactly what I would write as well if I had these brilliant writing skills
Yes.
How do you resist using it??
He truly does look like crap and may have had an IV port in his hand, I know people his age and he doesn’t look long for the world. But yeah, it’s mostly just having fun.
Wishful thinking.
