Well...here's what should be his obituary
It's an older photo, sir, but it checks out.
The underlying message is: If you have the power to do something, do the right thing. Use what power you have well. It’s essentially a credo for being a good citizen. Add superpowers, and you get a superhero. Without superpowers, though, it results in a responsible person.
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My brother Mike. #hugs
i'm sorry
These things come in threes, right?? *fingerscrossed*
Alas, this has aged very well.
Can you even imagine the horror of troops patrolling the streets of American cities and setting up concentration camps? What a nightmare.
We are trying to be the dune origin story apparently
My ultimate goal is that, while going through all my collections, the executor of my will mutters "What the fuck, dude?" at least 40 times.
News headlines are just preambles for the obituaries
That's 5 words
"No, I haven't seen the Supermobile anywhere. I've only seen the Clarkkentmobile."
“Defend your culture, no college required” is about as concise a summary of MAGA as you’ll find.
My favourite part of this story is how the guy keeps photos in his glove compartment of the odometer rolling over from 999,999 to 000,000 in case he encounters doubters that it actually has more than a million kilometres on it
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IIRC, this wasn't the original Anarky ... but otherwise, was there a reason (in-story or real world) for the change from the traditional anarchy symbol to this two-striped blander version?
VERSUS COVER GALLERY: ANARKY DETECTIVE COMICS #608 (1989) Anarky vs. Batman Norm Breyfogle
This is not a credit to me, this is a demerit to everyone else in society
I can’t believe that I read a bunch of comics and I’m one of the most literate people out there
About 80% of my grammar suggestions from Microsoft Word are “why not use a simpler word here for clarity?” No. Fuck you. I will use a complicated word for evocative precision whenever the muse’s clarion song demands ebullience, vivacity, torpor, or solemnity, you shit-ass suck machine.
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people debate the strategy and effectiveness of punching Nazis and nobody tests the theory
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It's like they want to be guillotined.
Most types of business exhibit linear growth. But VC will only fund exponential growth. The result: companies that would create a lot of jobs and actually maintain their products never get funded and never start. If you must hire more to make more product, that's unacceptable linear growth.
Yeah, he lost me when he misspelled "library".
t's amazing how this is from more than 20 years ago but very well could have been from today.
Justice League #1 (1987) homage covers? Or the like.
I count seven (7) back breakings
IYKYK.
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The entire U.S. economy is behaving like a giant multi-level marketing scheme where none of the metrics are connected to reality and every investor thinks they’re the smart one who will get out before it all comes crashing down.
Fuck it, arrest all the presidents. Cadaver Synod the other forty. You wanna get weird with it? I'll get weird with it
Our beautiful president has taxed the poor, sent troops to stomp through playgrounds in California, opened up concentration camps, doubled the price of seemingly random goods for no discernible reason, and bombed a foreign country just to do it. And yet these ungrateful peasants are unhappy?
Canada is like America, if America took its meds
actually it's fine and good to attack people who hold elected office for being immoral, hope this helps
We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
So many graves to piss on
"Captain, if my calculations are correct, the Gorn will likely emerge from this induced hibernation period with a stiffer, slower musculoskeletal system, akin to a bipedal humanoid wearing a cumbersome rubber suit" #strangenewworlds
WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
weird how fast the Butlerian Jihad went from a meme to my serious political stance
Fix This Sign xkcd.com/3113/
![Comic. [Person with ponytail using handheld device in front of a large sign with crooked, off-center header, with crooked QR code (with illegible URL) and crooked list beneath] Header: DOANATE TO FIX THIS SIGN! List: $10 Fix kerning [kerning around “rni” of kerning is difficult to read]; $20 Align Columns [out of alignment] $20 Fix text size [much smaller text size]; $50 Fix typo; $50 Fix centering; $100 fix rotation. PERSON: Grrr… [caption] My new company’s business model is based on extorting graphic designers.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidspubnircp7xyx267adn6waakg76eb4giljnlwdh3zig5dqw7pbm@jpeg "Click to view full size")
If this is substantiated every single justice department attorney who touched the filings denying jurisdiction should be disbarred unless they're individually willing to put in a sworn statement declaring that they were told something different and identifying who lied to them about it
Fantastic Four: First Steps #streetsahead
First Gulf of America, now Plu.s.a! :/
patriotism should be categorized in the DSM-5
I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy. I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
to all the review bombers, from riri #ironheart
Sooo....30 bucks without the theatre popcorn?
Goddamn, that's good casting #Ironheart
Vending machine with extra steps
Star Trek TNG, S5E5: Keiko has a baby. Troi seizes command of the ship. Riker decapitates Data. Picard confronts his most formidable adversary yet: the turbolift 9/10 "everything is on fire and we're all gonna die" remains a timely and relevant message
It was live-action Transformers movies for me
Good thing we're near the end of summer :/
This is my first rodeo, what the fuck is this.
In honor of their return to Hulu, here's the promo they made somewhere in season 3. #sixseasonsandamovie
Wait. Better promo. Looks the same, but isn't.
Johnny Mnemonic
He’s a disease that must be cut away.
Omg when did Target start sucking
A good rule of thumb for life is to imagine what Jean Luc Picard would think if he found out what you were up to. Would he approve? Or would he give a long speech about how you've gone astray? NOTE: This works well for moral quandaries, but should never be applied to dating or sex
Just a little further to go
Edmonton it is. As long as an American team loses.
Definitely give the end credits of Andor's last episode a watch ... well, a listen
Happy Dunesday!
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
Pierre Poilievre lost his seat?
*golf clap* Well done, Stittsville
A highlight from the (excellent) new Ben Affleck Criterion Closet vid.
He was fine. Cromulent, even.
'We cannot give everyone a trial' ?!?! Yes you fucking can! That's what makes it a democracy.
SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
"Pope Killer, Couch Fucker"
Don't forget who today is really about
"He is not here; he has risen, as he said. Come, see the place where he lay."
Chronos (1998)
On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked, "If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?" Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
HAPPENING NOW: At the federal courthouse in Greenbelt, Maryland, Judge Paula Xinis is set to begin a hearing on the government’s efforts – or lack thereof – to “facilitate” the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a Maryland resident who was wrongly removed to El Salvador. Follow along for updates ⬇️
I think that former convicts should be allowed to vote And currently incarcerated people should also be allowed to vote
There is no rational reason why people with criminal convictions should be prohibited from voting.
I like the one where he comes back to life with a new power every time he dies #ngl
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He's the worst. But like Britta's, hard to complain about the look.
Yeah, but the outfit looks great
Me watching the Tron Ares trailer:
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
Wouldn't that be something... youtu.be/9KVG_X_7Naw?...
Not being able to afford anything new just means I can finally catch up on everything already here!
Ohh "America First" was a hit list