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BREAKING: Social Security Administration chief data officer and whistle-blower Charles Borges has resigned after bombshell report that SSA put highly-sensitive data at risk. He sent out an email to colleagues moments ago. Here is the text of his email shared with me:
i forgot about the botox and the facelift. my bad.
but what about Hunter and Blake? who will care for them? where will they find vegan cupcakes now that mom is gone.
her veneers show that she is truly in touch with farmers and hard working Americans.
imagine what an asset Lindsay would be if he simply lived his truth and put the people holding his secret on notice. We all know Lindsay. There is a group of people willing to accept you (aside from your horrible policy choices obviously) for who you are.
SRRIs literally saved my life.
Happy birthday to the most adult mermaid I know, kind of.
fuck Trey Gowdy and his spineless condolences
Psaki: I felt a mixture of anger—a lot of anger—and emotional exhaustion about this today, as I’m sure many of you have, because we have been here so many times. And yet again, like clockwork, half the politicians in our country have little more to offer than thoughts and prayers.
but somehow the ear that was blown off by a sniper healed in 2 days.
i don't even know what to say at this point. our government has been overrun by extremists with zero empathy, zero intelligence, and zero morality.
This 👇🏾 “Why do they need masks? They’re federal officials, they’re paid by the taxpayers. They should be doing their jobs in a way that’s lawful and constitutional, and that’s part of the job.” DC Mayor Bowser questions why so many federal officers in the capital continue to cover their faces.
finally someone is playing the game their way.
i am buying a mexican flag sticker right now. check that, lots of them.
and somehow saying Israel's actions are problematic is being touted as Antisemitic. An 83% civilian casualty rate is a staggering figure and unacceptable in the scope of any wartime campaign. I am still terrified to openly speak out against this due to Zionist backlash.
it's a three leaf clover which we all know is dogshit.
At least they got the whitest white lady who ever whiteladied to make this announcement.
Gov Abbot: DEI hire.
I am totally an amateur. I get that stuff all over everything and it's glorious.
This is the only red, white, and blue object that deserves to be saluted right now. And today, we salute you for this grand gesture. I hope you also bought napkins.
If there was ever more proof that there is no God, look no further than the dimwit with the cross hanging around her neck. If she thinks there is a heaven, and she thinks she is doing God's work, I must like the other malevolent powerful being in the universe.
she never represented her district. she represents the support of tyranny and a maniacal dictator. She represents herself. She can go straight to hell.
Putin has pictures of Trump's wiener. He always has. Trump doesn't want the world to see it so he'd rather burn the entire world to ashes than have that exposed. His narcissism will be the death of us all.
i never thought i'd use this gif but ooooooooh baby. get em.
deli meat is very bad for you. so are bullets.
why does every fox news correspondent run out of time when a liberal guest makes good points.
This former model, with no background in history, has been put in charge of curating what is "appropriate" at the National Museum of African American History.
Thou shalt not complain about crime in D.C. when you’re a convicted felon who incited a violent mob to attack Congress with the goal of hanging your own vice-president. Oh also, thou shalt not complain about crime when you just transferred a convicted pedophile to a luxury resort prison.
She's also the only child rapist in history to be moved to a minimum security camp with potential work release one week after meeting with the Deputy Attorney General.
OWNED.
The sheriffs who spend so much time huffing and puffing against federal overreach sure are quiet nowadays when the overreach matches their agenda.
same.
BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE: Senator Whitehouse asked the BOP for Ghislaine Maxwells sex offender waiver, custody level, transfer code, and security point score. I have them. She's also been granted the ability to leave the facility for work assignments. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/exclusive-...
this is everything I hate about corporate america and I'm trapped in a whirlpool of layoffs, synergies, remediations, post-mortems, pre-call meetings, re-assessments, re-assignments, punts, reviews, audits, and clusterfucks. And when I guffaw at the noise, I'm asked why so negative. It's exhausting.
just wait until she gets released.
always with a stupid smile on his face. i can't figure this guy out.
I’m sorry but I really have to stand up for myself and independent media here. Everyone is crediting Ken Delanian for the Maxwell sex offender waiver story, but I was hours ahead of him. Hours. Independent media is important.
FUCK ICE. In every way, they are illegitimate.
Aberdeen, Scotland today:
it would be super neat if ANYONE in power at the DNC took notice of this.
How many red flags can happen in one date.
fuck Greg Abbott. absolute garbage human being. and fuck those monsters for dragging you out.
i agree, don't stop talking about Epstein...but maybe don't sell t-shirts of Trump's alleged victims? that's kind of fucked up.
"Why are they just coming forward now?" is the worst fucking response to a victim who has the courage to confront their attacker. Nothing about it is easy or glamorous or enticing. It's a hot mess of press, scrutiny, and relived trauma. We need to do better on all fronts.
fucking monsters. fuck the police.
holy shit. HH. DHS posted this? What the actual fuck is going on.
he's talking about Hulk Hogan? OMG.
Fuck ICE. They don't listen to judges. They don't advocate for anyone who needs help. They are the gestapo. If this doesn't break your heart, you are dead inside.
more of this.
Powell called out Trump for making stuff up to smear him "I'm not aware of that, Mr President. I haven't heard that from anybody at the Fed. You just added in a third building is what that is. No, it was built five years ago. We finished it five years ago. It's not new."
Can someone just pull the batteries already. this is insane.
Lee Zeldin is the part of the reason Long Islanders under the age of 25 have abnormally high leukemia rates. He's trash.
all time.
To sue for libel, wouldn't he need to show his penis and prove that it's not small?
The government sues a private university and Larry Sommers says it's a good deal. What the actual fuck is happening.
I applaud your courage in telling this story. Unsubscribing and pretending won't change what's happening in Gaza. You'd think more people of Jewish heritage would recognize ethnic cleansing and be empathetic. I've been browbeaten so many times over this topic that I'm scared to speak up anymore.
Unless, of course, it happens in a bathroom or a pizza joint.
Pam Bondi is not a human being, she's a monster. And she likely already destroyed evidence to protect supreme leader. All that said, I really hope this works. Thank you for trying.
shouldn't the FBI be doing something about it? "should" is doing heavy lifting here.
EXCLUSIVE: I have spoken with more people since my initial article on the review of the Epstein files and one thing is clear: more people had access to them because of the rushed nature of the review than previously thought. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/exclusive-...
law and order above all else. every single day is worse than the one before it.
but for real though, battle rap with Ellen on the smooth tip.
holy sh!t
G-uarding O-ur P-edophile
There's only like 50 videos of Trump gawking at girls with Epstein on his hip. Of course he's on the list.
The governing party of the United States is shutting down the federal government to cover-up evidence the president sexually abused children so he can continue trying to implement dictatorship. That's just a true statement about the world!
the guy on the left is very serious and maybe shit his pants.
For Andrew. www.gofundme.com/f/team-andre...
ATTN: If you're one of the Treasury employees that handled Epstein's Suspicious Activity Reports, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
Donold claims his administration is the "most transparent in history." He's right, everyone can see right through his lies.
There's a good chance Hillary has stated that Trump is on the Epstein list in more than one email.
on top of his transgressions, he is a terrible liar. ask any CIA operative about his tells in this 30 second clip.
I'd argue they already sold it to half of this country.
so many deals. so much commerce.
Duke's favorite alum continues to shine.
he's deranged. reported.
Hey Siri, what does a soulless magat in Chanel look like?
the female gazebos makes more sense but maybe i'm just old fashioned in my gazebo imagination
When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.
I think he's most scared of the entire world seeing his tiny weenie. Putin has a picture of it. Epstein had a picture of it. All of this so we don't see it. He's the most selfish and narcissistic person in the country and he has the most power. Not a good combo.
He's a criminal. He's the President. The only people who are going to get prosecuted are everyone BUT DJT. This circus just continues to baffle and scare me.
I don't even know what there is to defend at this point. Our behavior in the aggregate is objectively problematic.
More than dead. Soulless.
Someone needs to take the Epstein files to a Coldplay concert.
Exactly. I got a half day to say goodbye to the best part of our family. But the good news: I was nothing but sunshine at work in the days following.
Stephen Colbert is a profoundly good and deeply talented man with a great staff and an excellent show. They all deserve better.
Just a reminder that having a minor health issue and also being a rapist are not mutually exclusive.
this was exactly my first thought when I heard the news. cowards all of them.
oh look, it's the racist city planner who ruined Long Island. Fuck that guy indeed.
This woman is soulless. She cranks off to children crying. She laughs at the dead in Schindler's List. She applauds Hitler documentaries and hopes France doesn't make it.
yeah, when the fuck did this happen and how does it make sense? I don't need a mini-fridge which is connected to my phone sending me alerts. "Your beers are cold!" "Your soda is too cold!" "Your taste in wine is shit."
Are you too empathic and caring. Here’s why you should be more of a piece of shit.
They are ok with the fact that he absolutely did it on the regular with his good buddy.
Chuck Grassley is a piece of trash. And he's also 7,000 years old which doesn't help anything.
Trump barely knows Epstein, they only had like 4 underage orgies together.
we appreciate your efforts Joe. thank you.
If they think Superman is woke, wait until they learn about Jesus.