Where's his hair?🤨
Where's his hair?🤨
Covering up the Epstein files is very time consuming.
I'm sure her daughter is gonna love reading this in the future.
If there are no consequences for breaking them, then the laws are meaningless.
He's not playing Trump. Trump is fully complicit.
"...unless it's rape. Or child rape. Those two are fine. But all other crime? You're on notice, buckaroo!"
You should probably never agree to "line up against the wall" under any circumstance.
It's just absolutely insane that a former heroine addict with no medical degree in any field whatsoever is in a position to make decisions like this.
Translation: "Medhi Hasan handed me my ass in public and I didn't like it."
I guarantee he's paid someone to pee on him.
Is that Wolf Blitzer?🤔
How did the entire press room not burst out in laughter at this absurd comment?
Tom Homan prepping for an interview
"Someone predicted 22 years ago that I would become president and pretended to be me to write that letter in my name to use against me now!"
Slide tackling and everything!
This only applies to people with actual morals. The people who run Paramount/CBS have none. Their sole driving force in life is greed. They stand to make $billions$ with their merger (which requires Trump's approval), so sacrificing a few million dollars and the Late Show means nothing to them.😑
Just make sure you've got some hand sanitizer with you. You don't know where that mug has been.
Expose everything. What do you have to lose at this point?
Can we file a class action lawsuit for false advertising?🤔
Feeding Trump feet first into a tree shredder on slow setting would still be too kind of a punishment for all the damage he's done and the lives he's destroyed. But he's rich and white, so no consequences ever.😑
In other words, he's DEFINITELY getting that $20 million.
CBS news already framing questions with republican talking points after settling lawsuit with Trump. 😒
Is there going to be a high concentration of a particular group of people in these "camps"?🤔
You think they just told him there was a ceasefire to shut him up?🤷♂️
Every republican should be asked, "do you support impeachment against this clearly unconstitutional act?" And watch them squirm and deflect into oblivion.
Superman in the back like: "Uuurgh, this is taking forever! I could've flown there and back fifteen times by now."
Just a lone wolf. Nothing we can do.
The classic Pee-Wee Herman defense!
The bravery of a goldfish at a pet store.🐟
At least he's on record saying he thinks being bad at your job in politics should be a crime.
Gotta protect that sweet sweet $$$CAPITAL$$$!!!
Maybe that works at family reunions.😒
Well, the two malls near me that closed had them. So, no, probably not.🤷
They always use the most manipulative numbers. If I have one apple, then I get four apples, my apple quantity has increased by 400%. It's still not a lot of apples, but 400 is a way bigger number than 4.
Remember when the Attorney General used to be independent and impartial and barely ever had any contact with the President whatsoever? 😕
I'm pretty sure Trump IS a ploy from Putin at this point.
I guess serial killers are totally fine then.🤷
Wait, he STILL believes this bullshit???🤨
Did Musk forget his human shield at home?
Wait, the lying liar lied again? Who could've predicted this??
Ah, dangit. Let's give him a couple billion more tax payer dollars to try again!😑
Can we also acknowledge how stupid the name is? Gold is a soft metal. It's for decorative purposes only. That's why you never see knights with gold armor. They would get killed immediately. A "golden dome" would be a worthless defense mechanism.
"But she's an illegal!!!" They scream, frothing at the mouth, while wearing a crucifix necklace.
You can't just be the "anti-Trump" party. You need to offer the public something. And promise to enact it as soon as you get into office. Medicare For All is a good start.
Out of foxing nowhere!
Non-doctor/scientist, Trump ass kisser, conspiracy kook has opinions on stuff he knows nothing about.
He has the comprehension level of a five year old. And I feel like that's insulting to five year olds.
She's going 0-2.
"Nuh-uh! The opposite!"
Exactly why you're unqualified to be President. 👍
Orange makeup looking extra splotchy today. 🤮
Not if it's left up to someone as useless as Merrick Garland.😒
"How can I be guilty of a crime if I'm describing the crime I'm committing while I commit it?"
Very cool! Probably a brown bat.
Then Trump undid it and now he wants to redo it so he can take credit for it. And his simps lap it up.
(She absolutely would not take a bullet for him. Or anyone. She would push a baby in front of a bullet before ever even considering putting herself in harm's way.)
Newborn babies are now "enemies." 😑
*Pope Leo steps up to the microphone to give his first speech as the new leader of the Catholic church* Pope Leo: *clearing his throat* "....I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!!!" *Crowd goes bananas*
Even A.I. knows he works for the dark side.
Shouldn't there be Indian music? Since he's an Indian Elephant?🤷♂️
"I'm a big boy! I didn't mess my diapey! I used the potty all by myself!" -man in charge of the most powerful nuclear arsenal on the planet
Who am I supposed to trust? An actual doctor or a conspiracy theorist who had part of his brain eaten by a worm?
That answer would make as much sense if you imagine a five year old saying it. But it's a grown ass adult man and he's President and this is the reality we live in now.😑
He didn't even say "pretty please? with a cherry on top?"😑
Why is 5th place grift lord Riley Gaines there?🤨
Gotta love the reaction of everyone absolutely hating this and shitting all over it.
Elon Musk doing the Dr. Evil/pinky thing completely wrong does seem very on brand.
Oh snap! She's definitely gonna......not suffer any consequences or even lose her job now!😒
*Trump does it anyway* Jeffries: "Ah, dangit. Welp, nothing we can do, I guess. We'll get him next time, tho!" 😒
"I have no idea what's going on, but if anything bad happened, it's not my fault, and if anything good happened, I'll take all the credit for it."
Again with these stupid "yes/no" questions. He's always gonna say no! Be better, journalists.
Not if we get another Merrick Garland. 😒
Conservatives think if it's released, it will lead to the arrest of dozens of people they don't like. But no one would release info in an ongoing investigation where the suspects can either flee or destroy evidence. So, if it does get released, that would mean no one is getting arrested.
I think homophobia may run a little thicker, unfortunately.
Is this all really because his "wife" kissed Justin Trudeau?🤔
Maybe this is a dumb question, but are all cars this flammable or is it just a Tesla thing?
This is just straight up ISIS shit.
*Trump sets fire to the constitution* Everyone: "Quick, we need a fire extinguisher!" Chuck Schumer: "Now now, if we just follow the rules and norms, the fire will put itself out."
"Antisentiminism"
It's easier to understand the audience reading the answers on Family Feud than whatever Marble Mouth McGee is saying.
*Trump voice* "God slithered along on his scaly red belly with his horns and pitchfork, we love slithering, don't we folks? And he saved me, and only me, but not that other guy, who was probably not as good as me."
I've never seen anyone fight so hard to hide who they really are from everyone, even though they already know the thing he's trying so hard to hide.
Zelensky will have statues built to his bravery and honor. Trump will have toilets.
How was every other journalist there not groaning and mocking that absolute dope?
"He didn't tell me I was a smart a strong boy so I'm taking my toys and going home."
Forget guillotines. We need to drop this prick feet first into a wood chipper.
"The guy we called a dictator and said invaded himself and had 'peace talks' without him and are trying to fleece for all of his country's natural resources had a really bad attitude."
It just means he likes you!
There's over 100 hours of recordings of Epstein talking about his friendship with Trump. Including during his first term WHILE HE WAS PRESIDENT. Nothing will convince his dopey followers of anything they don't like. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
He's always either lying or stupid. This kinda confirms the latter.
Unfortunately, you have to live as a human shield for the first few years.
