KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
I would take that tour, twice.🤣 #NotoriousN'Hilarious
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I would take that tour, twice.🤣 #NotoriousN'Hilarious
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social)
Just finished ITV series Endeavour, for the umpteenth time. Love it. ITV should bring Shaun Evans back to reprise Morse, as the elder Inspector Morse. An homage to John Thaw. #Endeavour #LoveBritTV
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Remarkable ...
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Just because you climbed on a desk in the front, did not put you at the 'top of your class', whatever you were feeling. What a Cockwomble.
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Me firing up the Margarita Machines #WTF
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, CO'H I can understand your response. "The struggle you're in is developing the strength you need for tomorrow" —Shannon Alder. 🐾❤️ #HerdHouseRules #PuppyLove
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Here's his Haiku His belly wobbles. He snuffles, soft rumbling. Rump Roast, the best boy. 💕
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣👍Good to know. Have fun Spike. Maybe one day she'll let you take the wheel.🐾❤️
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Best of luck Barry.🐾🐕💕 #DogDentalDay #HerdHouseRules
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Agree. My doggo got a sting in the eye this way. No more head out gazing unless the doggles are donned.🥰🐕🐾❤️
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
'Floofy Explosion of Loveliness.' A self portrait. I know I've seen it somewhere in a museum.
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
She's so right.
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't it frustrating.
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
And this one saw his shadow on Labradoodle Day. At least 6 more weeks of cuteness. 💕🥰 Onward Owen, Onward! #HerdHouseRules #LabradoodleDay
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Nooooooo! 🇨🇦🤣❤️
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social)
So Vladdy P has a new bf and some orange flower is upset and emotionally unavailable for work and play. What comes to mind is dire straits romeo and juliet share.google/PXi8KNa8zfo3...
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Moving on up. Is it a DeeeLuxe apartment?🐈👍❤️🐾 #CoolCatRollin' #HerdHouseRules #AnimalsAreLove
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Sending good vibes for healthy furdays ahead 🐾🥰 #❤️HealthyFurbabies #AnimalsAreTheBest
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off. Thank you, T.S. #HerdHouseRules #PuppyLove
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social)
Watching TCM. Movie on now is 'Keeper of the Flame' Hepburn & Tracy 1942. It was rumoured that Louis B. Mayer stormed out of the cinema, enraged by his having encouraged the making of a film that equated wealth with fascism🤔
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Cookies & Cream Hibiscus addition to the garden. Happy Sunday all.🌼🌷⚘️💕
NetworkforDemocracy (@simple-truth.bsky.social) reposted
DHS agents locked inside their compound in Los Angeles by activists.
Minnesota Sheltie Rescue (@mnsheltierescue.bsky.social) reposted
#TridayFriday 🖤🤎🤍 Juliet and her 7 #Sheltie friends are waiting to meet you at Paws & Claws Humane Society in Rochester, MN! Aren’t her colors gorgeous? www.pawsandclaws.org/wpweb/pets/a... #AdoptMe #BlueskySheltie #ShetlandSheepdog #adoptable #AdoptableSheltie #BlueskyShelties #Shelties
Lola Patolla (@lolapatolla.bsky.social) reposted
Pals! We also saved Tara from Alabama! Because well…look at those puppy eyes. This shelter has a very high kill rate. Not TaDay Miss Tara!!! Tara needs basic vet care if you’d like ta help ♥️ www.rescuecoop.org/donate
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
JEJ brings the love🐕🥰❤️. #Paratones #BipedLove #HerdHouseRules
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
You have to keep your eye on that lawn, at all times. Good job! 🐾🐕🥰
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a good start to my Saturday. ❤️🇨🇦
Penny Lane (@pennylanepup.bsky.social) reposted
Momma spent da afternoon with these 2 cuties! Juliet (left) & Sawyer (right)! They’re both available w/Lucky Pup Rescue SC. Juliet is gentle & calm, she’s had a rough life & deserves to be spoiled rotten! Sawyer is playful & does great with kids! www.luckypuprescuesc.com
Tail Wag Wisdom (@tailwagwisdom.bsky.social) reposted
Pup looking for a family.
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay I'm going there ..the price of her groceries are sooo high. 😏😀
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Sending good vibes for speedy recovery, from here in Ontario
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Good morning Rolling, rolling rolling . Keep them doggies rolling..... Raaaaawww Hide!! #HerdHouseRules #PuppyLove
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely Fabulous! #OnTheMend 💕🐾🐕
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Girl Dog Math...??...🐾🐕🐾🥰. #HerdHouseRules
The Herd House (@theherdhouse.bsky.social) reposted
ADOPT Harley. Harley is not in my house but has stolen my heart. She’s an 8 mo old Cane Corso with a spine 95% fused. She’s not in pain and it does not stop her from loving life. She does have limitations. She needs a calm environment with few stairs. SPECIAL NEEDS - yes but low. Loc: SE Idaho
El Topo 🍁 (@eltopo71.com) reposted
It's hilarious that Jeanine Pirro turn out to be the first prosecutor who CANNOT in fact indict a ham sandwich.
PBS News (@pbsnews.org) reposted
Judge Frank Caprio, who enjoyed a wide following on social media due to his kind approach in his Rhode Island courtroom, has died. His approach earned him Emmy nominations and a nickname as the "Nicest Judge in the World." Caprio was 88 years old.
Laura Burkhardt (@lauraannstl.bsky.social) reposted
Shots fired…
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg, It's Fri'yay. The #HerdHouseFluff is here to cheer us up.💕🐾😊 #PuppyLove #AnimalsAreLove #HerdHouseRules
Doctor Waffles (@doctorwaffles.bsky.social) reposted
Hey Philly, have you met Sosa ? 🤎🐾
Penny Lane (@pennylanepup.bsky.social) reposted
Lottie- she was so afraid when she furst got here. She barked constantly & ran away from us. Now she asks fur scratches. She hardly barks at us. She is looking fur her furever family, a family that is patient, calm, & kind. She’s in foster in Greenville, SC. #lottie #fosterpup
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
💕How many times do I have to tell you, "Don't eat your brother" 🥰 #HerdHouseHappenings #ParapupsParty #DogsOfBluesky
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, that's a furry face that brings a smile. 🥰🐾🐈
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm in love❤️. #BabushkasOfBluesky #SeniorsDogs💕 #AdoptDontShop
Doctor Waffles (@doctorwaffles.bsky.social) reposted
ilu Rosy 🌹♥️🐾
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
As we all do.
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
How did we get here? And Dogs will lead us to sanity. #PuppyLove #BeautifulBarry
Frodo da Pirate (@xochiptx.bsky.social) reposted
Meet Pluto! He is a smart and energetic dog who is ready for a loving forever home. 🐾 He loves to learn new tricks and commands, and will work hard to earn those treats! He's also a total softie who loves belly rubs and snuggles. Look for him at the Philadelphia www.pspca.org #AdoptDontShop 💙🐶🐾
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't wait for the next installment and the reunion episode 'Ginger goes home for Thanksgiving' plot: Bernoulli gets his head stuck in the gigantic turkey, looking for his watch, while all the others are measuring his oxygen level for their next science lesson.
Yaroslava (@strategywoman.bsky.social) reposted
My warcoffee in Kyiv today is for peace, but never for surrender.
Penny Lane (@pennylanepup.bsky.social) reposted
Look at him run! All made of rubber and what not 🤣🤣🤣 #dannykay #fosterpup
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe the Paratones will be featured as Track #13 for TS....her lucky number🐾🥰🎶 #Swifty&TheParatones #HerdHouseRules
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg!!! This is bigger than anything Taylor Swift could do right now 💕🐾🤣(for those needing clarification👉 it's a jk Swifties). #ParatonesMidnightRoll #Herd@TheHouse #PuppyLove
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
The paranoid one is the culprit. 👉🐈⬛...🐈👈 #CatCapers 💕🐾#CatsOfBluesky
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm intrigued. Is the mustache part of Miss Murder Mitten's professional disguises? #ChameleonCat BTW, love the Pods!❤️🇨🇦❤️ #TheDailyBeans #Unjustified
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Lovin' Gavin! Sincerely, Canada 🇨🇦 🍁
Penny Lane (@pennylanepup.bsky.social) reposted
Danny Kay & his littermates were nearly drowned by their “family” at just 10 days old. Lucky Pup Rescue SC stepped in & saved dem all. Danny Kay is still waiting on his furever family. He is sweet, sassy, and adores people and kids! He’s in SC. #dannykay #fosterpup
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh thanks goodness Barry. It's been a very long week.💕🐾 #BeautifulBarry #Puppy#Love #HerdHouseRules
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like me, every morning. You go AC 360 🤣 #PuppyLove #HerdHouseRules
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Good morning Lovelies. It's a grand day when I get to see the furry & hairy bosses.🥰💕 #PetsAreLove #HerdPackRules
The Herd House (@theherdhouse.bsky.social) reposted
Sia. First time in her life with a toy. Rescue Run: Sia will be in Cleveland, TX Sept 6th. Her current rescue is going to visit the dumping grounds & see who they can save. If anyone is in that area and headed west please reach out. I’m prepared to do the entire drive from/to Idaho. 🚕 welcome.
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social)
My head hurts after spending 5 minutes listening to Dictator Mango Mushed-Brain about crime in DC, fires in California and pivot to Biden's War. Spoiler Alert: When a dementia, addled brain prefaces everything with 'You wouldn't believe'... Don't believe him!!! 🤔🤯
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
He is the true Kiefer 'Designated Survivor' Sutherland and far dapper in his colourful spenders. #ContinuedRiseOfTheKiefer #PuppyLove #HerdHouseRules #BipedBabesOfBluesky🐾🐕💕
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Why, Yes, yes I do! I believe there would be a unanimous vote. 👍💕🐾
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
This is Puppy Love, along with generalized Pet Love 🐾💕
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, erm...why yes, yes you need to take your skin off. It gets in the way of the perfect plank. I've heard all the planking, geriatric experts are endorsing this practice.🤯🤣
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, that's my clock. I recognize the 1983 styling 🧐 🤔
Celly-Blue (@cellyblue.bsky.social) reposted
Penny Lane (@pennylanepup.bsky.social) reposted
Danny Kay went to his third adoption event dis week! He did great, but was eggsausted after! Danny Kay is being fostered in Greenville, SC and is available thru Lucky Pup Rescue SC! www.luckypuprescuesc.com #dannykay #fosterpup
Lurcher SOS (@lurchersos.bsky.social) reposted
Here’s our lovely Lulu taking a nap while awaiting her forever family. She’s dainty, she’s sweet, she’s shy, and she’s a little complicated. If you are interested in adopting this dear girl please read her details on the Lurcher SOS website. 💚 🐾
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
There he is, doing his best. Love the Kiefer.❤️🐾💞 #ContinuedRiseOfTheKiefer #PuppyLove #HerdHouseRules
Jack Hopkins-The Original (@therealjackhopkins.bsky.social) reposted
The owner of a 125 acre Oregon cherry orchard will lose $300,000 plus this season. His cherries are shrivel like big black raisins, still on the trees…because ICE wiped out over half of his work force….and he couldn’t get them picked. The stupidest MF’r in America…is president.
Tail Wag Wisdom (@tailwagwisdom.bsky.social) reposted
Perla is in MD and looking for furever family
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy Friday Kiefer. Hope you and the gang are having a Furtastic Friday💞🐾❤️. #HerdHouseRules #UnconditionalLoveLivesHere #ContinuedRiseOfTheKiefer
Tail Wag Wisdom (@tailwagwisdom.bsky.social) reposted
Happy pups looking for homes.
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
This makes for a Wonderful Wednesday. The Hilarious House of Herd can't be beat🐕🐾🥰🐾 #FureverRiseOfTheKiefer #HerdHouseRules #PuppyLove
Tail Wag Wisdom (@tailwagwisdom.bsky.social) reposted
Lost pups in Iowa need to find their family or a new loving family.
Rainesford Stauffer (@rainesford.bsky.social) reposted
If you are in Kentucky and are looking for a kitten…he’s a gem. The sweetest! Loves people. Loves being inside (he’d need an indoor-only home). Loves his recent discovery that he’s got a tail. Tell your people and get in touch!
Koda and Eris-daily diary (@kodaeris.bsky.social) reposted
Please think good thoughts for this poor German Shepherd, who is Missing, but was caught on camera in our neighborhood. Mom went out to try to look for it. No luck. 😭 #Seattle #Ballard #CrownHill #Whittier #Missing #GSD #Dog
Frodo da Pirate (@xochiptx.bsky.social) reposted
Meet Pluto! He is a smart and energetic dog who is ready for a loving forever home. 🐾 He loves to learn new tricks and commands, and will work hard to earn those treats! He's also a total softie who loves belly rubs and snuggles. Look for him at the Philadelphia www.pspca.org #AdoptDontShop 💙🐶🐾
Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted
I have been the subject of many spurious accusations and politically motivated attacks, but this one is in a class by itself. According to Tulsi Gabbard — the nation’s top intelligence official — my refusal to post on Twitter is being reviewed by the Department of Justice as evidence of wrongdoing.
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Who said 'Fast & Furrrrious' can't have a new movie this summer. This gang would be incredible. #F&FHerdHouseEdition #RebelRebel #PuppyLove #HerdHouseRules
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
All the above, with gusto. Happy Caturday to you, Lovely George 🐈🐈⬛🐾💕
Elizabeth Spiers (@espiers.bsky.social) reposted
Me three months ago:
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
So glad Kiefer is doing well. Happy to see the rainbow wear continues. #BipedBros #ContinuedRiseOfTheKiefer #HerdHouseRules
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg Kiefer you are an amazing doggo. And K's & Herd House mom you are such a trooper to keep these Puppies happy, healthy and super cute. You all brighten my day. Sending positive vibes for strength and good health for you all . #HerdHouseRules #PuppyLove #ContinuedRiseOfTheKiefer 🐾💕
Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social) reposted
nice and simple but they still wouldn’t get it
Feral Feminist (@disa-khazad-dum.bsky.social) reposted
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social)
Note to self read the fine print thats buried in the box. Adverstied as 'Made in Canada'. Upon closer and later inspection, if you are worried about defects or problems with contaminates here's what you do ...🤦🏻♀️ Made in Canada, but reach out to California Waterboard for advice 🍁 🇨🇦🤯
KMorton (@biffymorton.bsky.social) reply parent
Says the guy who has skin like an old leather boot.
KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 (@mary1kathy.bsky.social) reposted
youtu.be/9Y395iyI3dA?...