I love love.
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I love love.
Remember that if a company is experiencing record profits and its employees arenāt experiencing record wages then the profits come from exploiting the wages.
POV you just learned a new word.
Weird huh?
For a decade you have been telling us empathy is our weakness and now that we donāt have empathy for you youāre calling us wicked.
Me talking to my diet coach.
I couldnāt get no love from them anyway.
My wife to see freaky Friday with her family. What are good movies to watch while sheās gone that she likely wouldnāt enjoy?
The same people will make fun of women for pumpkin spice.
Museums and aquariums are hard for me cuz I like to say things that I canāt cuz it feels like Iām trying to impress people. I just want you to know that the blue whale is the largest animal that we know of to have ever existed. Iām not trying to make you think Iām smart. Thatās just cool as shit.
I really hope that Trump is getting the very best medical advice that RFK can find on Facebook.
The data is in!
You go far enough left to get your š«s back.
Iām a inhospitable environment.
Iām not saying youāre the dumbest person in the world just that you better hope the dumbest person in the world doesnāt die.
āBeing a dog owner at work during an unexpected thunderstorm knowing my dog is at home in the bathroom tub shaking while eating an entire bar of soap for some reasonā sure is a fun feeling. Thanks Utah.
I donāt care about itās dumb logo.
Some of yall really crash outā¦
Only posting this cuz I never realized how similar those 2 sounds were.
My fav thing is blocking shit talkers that follow me. Like when Iām pressing the block button and I see on your page says āfollow backā? Chefs kiss. Iām not making free content to fuel your rage fetish. Iām sure there are sites where you can pay for that type of humiliation.
A line I wrote if Muhammad Ali were alive today. If youāre an active fighter feel free to steal it.
Itās so weird that the only men afraid of gold Diggers are dudes that havenāt any gold.
š got a problem
Betcha didnāt see that coming.
Especially if theyāre preggo with twins. Go go expectant rangers.
Words to live by.
Iām sensing a pattern.
Tom Aspinall gets a doc to say he needs corrective lenses. Petitions the commission to wear athletic corrective lenses in the cage. Fights Jon Jones and wins. Takes off his goggles and says ālooks like he couldnāt ever win without eye pokesā is a fun fan fiction.
If I go by āStop-Herā every lady would pause at the sound of my name.
Iāll take death bed repentance for $500 Alec.
I told this to a 6 year old this morning and they told me I was their āleast favorite uncleā.
Cool. Iām tired.
Youāre only an alpha male because some dude told you that you should beā¦ thatās some pretty beta shit if you ask me. Pussy.
Just so you knowā¦ not every hotdog in Mexico is the same as the hotdogs you used to get outside the clubs in Los Angeles in 2005. You probably thought that was just how they did hot dogs in generalā¦ person that is reading this that isnāt meā¦ but youād be incorrect.
We got thisā¦ right?
Weird
Food for thought. The UFC was worth 7.7 billion dollars to Paramount and if you were to split that over its 600 contracted fighters that would mean each fighter was nearly worth 12 million dollars. Thatās crazy.
Sorry about what I just did to you.
Maybe not,
Point lost I think.
Look. I wanna boycott Dean Cain too. But I canāt find anything heās got going on to not buyā¦. Or watch. I donāt even know where to unfollow him. This is all so confusing.
Punk Rock.
The more wealthy someone becomes the more uncomfortable chairs they buyā¦ super weird.
I was told it was a classic.
What is your go to beer? Your daily drinker. Your go to. Not your favorite. I wanna know the beer that is always there for you. Your ride or die.
I was wondering. Were Anti Fascists screaming at the top of their lungs during Nazi Occupied Germany the way it feels like weāre doing now? Or was it like a āthis is the first time this happened so we donāt knowā kinda thing?
That escalated quickly.
How old do you have to be to have a favorite Beer? I didnāt really care or get settled until I was 40. Interestingly so.
I take my whiskey neat cuz fuck ICE.
Iām busy cleaning my mirror apparently.
Not my bag baby.
What have I done?
You went to school for this.
Do I see Fantastic Four this weekend or Superman again. I need the internets help.
Asking for a friend.
Am I the only one?
Maybe the problem is we?
Is it the TRT that did it or have they always looked like that?
Tyler Childers new album proves heās a leftist maniac and you should all sell your tickets super cheap to me to stick it to him. Thank youā¦ I mean screw that libtard!
Itās in our prenunp
As long as you lolād I still won.
Update. Was able to convince her that we can barely stand on this thingā¦ so our dog wouldnāt be able to as well.
Will report back.
Super secret and personal since barely anyone follows me here. My wife thinks sheās gonna get our dog on a paddle board tomorrow. Will report results.
Art imitates life.
Thank you.
Dump your Trump loving Boyfriend
Sound familiar?
You happen upon movies youāll tolerate with streaming.
Itās called a garbage can not a garbage canāt
Polygraphs are BS but this is a step up from going through someoneās phone.
Please forgive me for letting you know thisā¦
God Iām so sexy. Problem is Iām an atheist. Soā¦.
How bout you?
They need to sign Colbert up for the Return of the Colbert Report for the remainder of this presidency.
Right?
Artists wonāt stop arting. If they could they probably would without you asking them. And thatās why you canāt stop em.
Ghislaine Maxwell is gonna be released eventually ā¦ this blows my mind.
Disclaimer: I didnāt mean that.
Why pick just one?
Weāre disrupting the industry
A skit.
Itās all āi trust my wifeā until the show we are watching unexpectedly starts fast forwarding.
Why you wanna run around talking about guns like I aināt got none. Whatād you think I sold em all?
They werenāt asking for my number but I wouldnāt give it to them š³
Kinda feeling sad. Might need a tattoo about it.
Exhausting.
Is Superman woke? Or are you just realizing youāre the bad guy? š¤·āāļø
What if masked people that looked exactly like ICE just likedā¦ jumped in to make life harder? Is there something illegal about wearing a mask and not identifying yourself and saying stuff like āI can take em in my vehicle.ā Or āSarg says thatās the wrong guy.ā? Or āJudge said let him go.ā?
I donāt have time for this.
POV Iām hitting on you at the bar.
Jurassic World: ReBirth boldly asks the question āwhat if we made another Jurassic Park movie?ā
Itās not about being right itās the few seconds where they find out that your right. Right? š
If the arts arenāt important then why do fascists regimens take it over and censor it once theyāre in power as one of their first acts?
Funny how that works huh?
You can buy tiny little bombs and missles though.
Beating off kings since 1776.
Kicking so many people of Medicaid is gonna be so good for so many other countries. The only reason my dad was staying here is cuz he thought he had healthcare he paid intoā¦ now he might as well just fuck off to Thailand to spend his social security. Why even stay here?!
I couldnāt sleep last night. I need to know.