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The Real Andy Kaufman

@bigborefan.bsky.social

Spectrum analyzer, purveyor of truths, cosmos surfer, power junkie, Ex-Facebook fighter, Luddite. Owner of Epstein's slippers.

created March 20, 2025

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Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

where did this come from?

2/9/2025, 2:14:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hotwheels is a homo! But I don't care.

29/8/2025, 4:58:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#WINNING!

29/8/2025, 6:30:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That dude in the white polo, he's gay, right?

29/8/2025, 6:26:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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$KRAK PIPE PATEL, That MOFO high as fuck.

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27/8/2025, 4:39:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

American workers first, unless you work for the Fed Gov't, then fuck you commie.

27/8/2025, 3:54:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

Laura Ingraham, the sleeveless whore of Faux News.

26/8/2025, 3:52:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

sounds good to me.

26/8/2025, 2:48:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

Give TRUMP credit, his hate numbers are off the charts. No one hates like a MAGA hates, and TRUMP is the Supreme Leader of the MAGA cult. The 2 minute hate takes 24 hours in MAGAland.

22/8/2025, 6:14:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

Send Patel back to Bangladesh where he can learn to write code. Send Dinesh D'Souza with him. And Vance's wife. And Millers wife. She's way to tan to be a white girl.

22/8/2025, 2:07:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Send Miller back to Israel.

22/8/2025, 12:32:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

TRUMP or PUTIN?

22/8/2025, 12:31:14 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That black and white coat is nice!

21/8/2025, 11:55:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 7:24:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Linux is for commies

21/8/2025, 7:21:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sunny Sprocket

21/8/2025, 4:08:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

And God forgot to give him a soul.

21/8/2025, 4:06:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet AI told em to do it.

21/8/2025, 4:04:36 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

Please do!

20/8/2025, 6:04:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

Ackman is a hack, Fuck him.

20/8/2025, 4:57:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

Hotwheels the homo.

20/8/2025, 4:56:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

We all do. She's hot.

20/8/2025, 4:56:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

He's a pussy. All MAGA are pussies in the end. He won't say or do anything against Cheetolini and the party.

20/8/2025, 4:51:48 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 10:17:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That warmth, Donald shit his pants when he met Putin on the red carpet and mistook that for a bond between the two despots.

19/8/2025, 7:06:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I smoke rock Joe Rogans!

19/8/2025, 5:18:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But, I thought there was a warmth between Putin and TRUMP?

19/8/2025, 5:03:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

Heat and air, electrician, plumber, mercenary, that's the future. Tech is a dead end.

19/8/2025, 5:01:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

My "GOP" buddies fear everything. They seldom leave the house, and when they do leave they always take a gun. FOX NEWS did this to them.

18/8/2025, 1:34:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

IL. The cities are blue, the rest is TRUMPland, full of people who are victims and hate everyone and everything for it.

17/8/2025, 5:06:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably catered by a TRUMP property, so it'd be hotel quality faire.

17/8/2025, 4:57:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

"Farming is hard". Maybe it is. Lot's of jobs are hard. All I know is you won't find a more whiny group of victims than Midwestern American farmers IMO.

17/8/2025, 4:52:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 4:34:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 4:34:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 4:32:54 PM | 75 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

I love popeyes.

16/8/2025, 4:27:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

Who's your daddy?

15/8/2025, 9:00:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

I got a GED and vo-tech certificate and worry about this same thing.

15/8/2025, 4:23:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 4:20:57 PM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

Musk,he talks so pretty to be so stupid.

15/8/2025, 1:02:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 12:56:31 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

Is his wife white? asking for a friend.

13/8/2025, 8:40:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

you can say one thing about electric stuff, it drives a different design aesthetic, It's like it has to be different so people know it's electric.

13/8/2025, 8:37:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elon would butt-fuck his own mother for a nickel.

13/8/2025, 8:34:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

He has a Jesus statue if it matters.

13/8/2025, 4:33:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

Sebastian Gorka's son?

13/8/2025, 4:31:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder what the purity test for the American SS will be? Just a hunch, but I bet two out of three of these MAGAs won't pass it. Maybe none will make it.

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11/8/2025, 6:48:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

FUCK Michelle, she sounds like a snacking whore.

11/8/2025, 4:22:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

Did he comply?

8/8/2025, 8:29:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

She's Cosplay Barbie, that's her job. So her looks matter.

8/8/2025, 1:29:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

As the late Rick Masters once said, "Your taste is in you ass, Mr. TRUMP"

8/8/2025, 1:22:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

you're an odd one Mr. Regime.

7/8/2025, 1:52:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

FUCK "management". A Professional manager, that's rich. What do these fucks even manage?

7/8/2025, 1:45:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

Admit it Needermeijer, you just don't understand the genius brain and how it works. Musk, Rush, Holmes, TRUMP, they'll all have their own version of Mount Everest some day.

6/8/2025, 8:19:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He ain't got no legs to stand one. And he's gay.

5/8/2025, 9:09:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

She ain't even white. Lock her up.

4/8/2025, 9:46:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

TRUMP and Musk. Two con-men whom share the unconditional love of their cult members. It baffles my mind what their followers see in them. When they fail to deliver, they both just move the goalpost farther away, and the cult members cheer in unison.

4/8/2025, 2:04:55 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's not even a Legacy American. Send her back where she came from.

3/8/2025, 4:31:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

The blurry photo is AI.

2/8/2025, 9:56:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

We don't hate Allan because he's Jewish, we hate him because he's a fucking douchebag piece of shit human being. Hiding behind his Jewishness just makes him even scummier, if that's even possible.

2/8/2025, 8:13:04 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

TRUMP hates the people they hate. Hate trumps all.

2/8/2025, 1:34:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

TRUMPnomics? Is Navarro fucking brain dead?

2/8/2025, 12:07:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

You go mean boy.

31/7/2025, 6:49:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

Doucheowitz vs the Pierogi NAZI.

31/7/2025, 2:16:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess it's really not about trade is it?

31/7/2025, 2:05:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn't he a PEDO?

31/7/2025, 1:59:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

You forgot fucking Corey. You think they fuck daily?

31/7/2025, 12:03:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

Who is he?

30/7/2025, 9:39:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

I wanna be a cowboy!

30/7/2025, 5:54:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like Stitt grabbled Walters by the pussy. You can do that when you're the governor.

30/7/2025, 3:50:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somebody stole my piece of chicken. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

30/7/2025, 3:47:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

Boning. They're boning. Rome has fallen.

30/7/2025, 1:53:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The great Miami PIMP wars

29/7/2025, 7:25:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

My friend has no clue. He told he liked some dude named Tim, just some normal dude who covers the news. . I was thinking some retired guy doing a podcast from Venice Beach, then he told me it was Tim Pool.

28/7/2025, 9:10:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

My friend would never knew about this topic, since FOX or Tim Pool would not report on it. Even my friend did know, he'd call it fake news and/or a hoax. Dems/libs are commies after all.

28/7/2025, 8:00:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

Good friend of mine, mid 70's, "old school conservative" he claims. Christian man. He loves the tariffs, loves TRUMPs vindictiveness. He loves that TRUMP is shaking down the big law firms. Claims TRUMP is the most prosecuted politician in history. FOX NEWS and Tim Pool is his only media source.

28/7/2025, 5:13:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elons is DOGEing his vendors? When does he sleep? when does he have time to breed? When's he going to Mars and leaving us alone?

28/7/2025, 2:33:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Johnson is probably a fellow chickenhawk, but I bet he likes young boys.

28/7/2025, 2:28:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If someone were to beat him up, I wouldn't object. Just sayin.

28/7/2025, 2:24:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I believe that to be true. i heard it was girl on girl, we all know the GOP likes gay porn and pedo porn.

28/7/2025, 3:53:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mike Johnson, dude is creepy.

28/7/2025, 3:31:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

Anything for my Lord and savior, Donald J TRUMP.

28/7/2025, 3:30:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did he quit his FBI job?

27/7/2025, 2:52:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will I get a cut of that $550 Billion?

26/7/2025, 8:03:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Name an industry where these "upgrade paths" actually pan out. I'll wait. It's always replace, never upgrade.

26/7/2025, 7:55:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two PEDO Protectors walk into an Elementary School

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26/7/2025, 3:43:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, fuck-em for being stupid.

25/7/2025, 10:01:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NEWSMAX - PRO PEDO

25/7/2025, 9:57:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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77,302,580 Americans are PRO-PEDO. Who knew?

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25/7/2025, 9:55:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Maxwell a victim? NO. But she is the only one held accountable to date. Sex trafficking, it's a mans world baby.

25/7/2025, 9:46:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone with the ability to critically think already knows who TRUMP is. But there's 78 Million Americans who lack that skill.

25/7/2025, 9:42:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TRUST THE PLAN Adam, TRUST THE PLAN

25/7/2025, 3:30:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this bad?

25/7/2025, 1:47:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I seldom if ever root for MUSK, but I will in this instance.

25/7/2025, 1:44:22 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the name of Jesus, I pronounce the House is closed. Praise Daddy TRUMP.

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24/7/2025, 2:56:51 PM | 0 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hateseth knows exactly what he's doing. He's playing ARMY like little boys do. But being an "adult" he can get drunk, then play ARMY. And get paid for it. WINNING!

24/7/2025, 2:54:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or, does the right just not see it? Are they in such a bubble that they truly don't see TRUMPs transgressions? Or do they see it, but since TRUMPs enemies are their enemies they don't care?

24/7/2025, 2:35:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

This will sound hyperbolic, but the ones who claim the moral high ground have lost their fucking minds. All in the name of their King and savior, and that ain't Jesus I'm talking about.

24/7/2025, 2:33:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Real Andy Kaufman (@bigborefan.bsky.social) reply parent

A TRUMPian move for sure,

24/7/2025, 2:52:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A MUNT, a man cunt.

23/7/2025, 5:05:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view