bigboy83.bsky.social

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

I would call this guy a piece of shit, but that'd be offensive to shit.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

If he dies, I'm throwing a celebratory orgy.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Not all assholes are Trumpers, but all Trumpers are assholes.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Congrats. Pinga/Grace!

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Superman III.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Mmmn, Pharaoh is one hot boi.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

This country hates everyone. Man, woman, trans, enby, white, black, left right, we hate all.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Bulge bump!

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Love that nip slip.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

I watched "A Serbian Film" on a crappy CRTV at a rundown brothel in Bulgaria.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Allergic to anything?

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

What did you eat, dude?

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

OLD MAN HITLER?!

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like Poundland Pringles to me.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

How much were you lifting at the time?

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

How long before Real Fuckin' Krazy and Cheeto the Hutt ban this vaccine?

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

"Money, Pussy, Weed" is my motto.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Me: "I'm telling you, Grok, there's a 5-mile wide asteroid that's gonna hit Cleveland! I can see it for myself!" Grok: "There is no such thing as asteroids."

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

So, that's why their pies are so fuckin' good!

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

At least it wasn't that devilish rock and roll. Seriously, dude should be called the Bishop of Twats.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

"I truly care about women's issues."--A literal rapist.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

"Work while you're going shopping. Work while you're on the toilet. Work while you're getting bukkake'd. Work while you're getting spitroasted by two dommes. WORK WORK WORK!!!"--Mercedes Benz.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck you.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Here's my take: Say whatever you want about Terry Gene Bollea the person, you can't deny the impact of Hulk Hogan the character. If it weren't for the Hulkster, I probably wouldn't be alive today.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Four at once is normal for me.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

You know what they really need? Porn.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Correction: You didn't put "expert" in quotation marks. Also, no asterisk.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently, the Tennessee Supreme Court believes that time runs backwards.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

I proceed to strike the sluttiest pose I can think of on the spot.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

I foresee a career in gay porn for this man.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Didn't know the NHS changed its name.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

The only contraceptive allowed in TACO's America: A rusty coat hanger.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

He probably told this joke to a friend while friend was in the cuck chair watching Elmo fuck his wife.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Creampie.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

All you gotta do is exorcise the MAGA out of them. And by "exorcise" I mean fuck their asses with a horse dildo.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

These MAGAtards would still worship the TACO Cheeto even if went onstage, shit his pants and fucked a goat.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd love to worship you, Mistress.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

How can your citizenship be revoked if both sides of your family have lived here for generations?

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Needs a collar and leash to do something for me, tbh.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Subs need to leave the pen to hunt.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

One of the names on the list is "Donald John Trump."

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Something sheer or see-through, perhaps? For heat mitigation, of course.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Look how they massacred my boy.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like a floating brain tumour.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

#3 says "CUM"

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

The only porn acceptable to them are snuff films.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't wait, cutie!

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

What's my callsign?

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Ehh, all sk8r b01s back then looked alike to me.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

"My GOD, it's nothing but PORN!!!"

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

My engagement is to send homophobes on twitter hardcore gay porn and dick pics just to piss them off. Same with Nazis and anyone who they hate.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Will you be dressed as Zidane?

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Which is hotter, Fishnet Sephiroth or Latex Cloud?

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Third option: Caged Link.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Hottest spitroast I've ever seen.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

The tiny ones for cutting off...let's say carrots.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are 'I'm from the government and I do not care.'"

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds a lot like my last birthday, except replace the Macedonians with 18 yo rentboys.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

And Sykes-Picot ends with Israel nuking Iran, or is that how my last kink party ended?

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Personally, I go with the shorter "Love thy neighbor's asshole."

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you. I was actually looking forward to puking my guts out today.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Surprised Orban didn't order the army to start shooting.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Basically my face every goddamn morning.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it's where trans people are allowed up to three cis boywives. Or is that a fantasy of mine?

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude, I'm only there because of the VTubers.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Next nephew-based entertainment concept? Nephew porn (18+, ofc).

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Gooble gobble, gooble gobble, we accept them, we accept them!

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Get in the F***ING ROBOT, KARKAT!!!

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

He's certainly won the hot girl vote.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, they'll just ask how many times you jack off.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

I DEMAND A JD VANCE/AOC FEMDOM PORN!

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Awww, but I wanna see you turn a sub's ass beet-red!

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Best drip of 2025.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

And the 2025 Dumbest Fucking Fascist Award goes to...TACO the Orange, but this dude gets second place.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Give TACO two weeks. He'll pussy out, like he's gonna do with this Iran-Israel shit.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

In my experience, spatulas are much more effective on asses than two-handed paddles.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

"MAGAt farmers have two options: They can have their cherries picked, or they can have their cherries popped."--An ex-GF's opinion of this situation.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck yeah, Case!

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social)

Only Wing Commander? She is, at minimum, Air Chief Marshal.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously, human beings can be fucking stupid at times.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

For me, it's pegging vids.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

How long you figure before he drops the soap?

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

I would never EVER fuck Mark Cuban, even if he gave me a billion bucks. I may be a manwhore, but I have standards.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Case, we can't! It's too powerful, you'd never survive!

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

How long before Cheeto decides to just nuke LA?

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

That would probably also include...pulling out your Masamune.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

If he wants to be gray, he can be gray.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

At this point, and I deeply apologize for the mental image, Musk and Trump should just fuck and get it over with.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Good night, Mistress. And hopefully a better tomorrow awaits.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks. Now if you'll excuse me, I've made quite the mess. And good bois like me clean up after themselves.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, I have been. First nut I've had in weeks. Wife-domme's orders.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Love the nip piercings.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Unrelated, got any ink?

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. Call it a weird-ass kink of mine.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

The shots I'm talking about are a bit south of the border.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Speaking of long shots, that's what I've been doing since news of the White House lover's quarrel broke.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Redhead Karkat!

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

"Ohhhh, I feel sooooo sad!", said I in the most sarcastic way possible.

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

DAMN!

bigboy83.bsky.social (@bigboy83.bsky.social) reply parent

Another Casa Bonita run?