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Craig Valentine

@bigvally.bsky.social

Engineer of almost anything, intrested in geology, physics, nature, and how it's all intertwined.

created February 12, 2025

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Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

This made me laugh.

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30/8/2025, 8:18:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

I checked the reg plate on a land rover parked there last time and it was from Peterborough, we went dog walkies early to avoid the dicks this week.

30/8/2025, 3:10:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 11:04:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

NEWS: A federal judge just BLOCKED Kari Lake from ousting VOA Director Michael Abramowitz, saying that Abramowitz can only be removed by a majority vote of the VOA’s advisory board — which Trump fired. Trump will have to replace the board members before Abramowitz goes anywhere.

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28/8/2025, 7:28:08 PM | 1872 418 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Enough time to learn something worthwhile then fuck off to another (better) country and make it better applying the knowledge learned what's not to like.

28/8/2025, 4:03:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Every single thing Trump touches is a gaudy gold trimmed farce.

28/8/2025, 2:45:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly why we simply need to be separate from the mongo gammon cunts.

27/8/2025, 2:59:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Kennedy is asking how the magic bullet is still going around too.

27/8/2025, 2:44:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social)

Bunch ae kents....

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27/8/2025, 10:12:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Disappointing?

26/8/2025, 4:26:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

No wonder, its arithmetic.

26/8/2025, 4:09:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Observations from Scotland, Republicans will say anything lies on top of other lies however ridiculously obvious they are as long as the current slow burn coup leaves them in position afterwards regardless of the damage done during the process.

26/8/2025, 11:58:47 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Coup number two.

26/8/2025, 11:53:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Last century it was the swastika which was seen as a representation of evil this century it'll be the star of David.

25/8/2025, 6:57:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Its an invasion.

24/8/2025, 2:13:46 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

And other places like the Trossachs.

23/8/2025, 5:15:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

James Cleverly there's a misnomer almost as bad as the wading bird the Oystercatcher.

22/8/2025, 2:59:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmm, exciting stuff Stephen, Molly looks very much like oor wee Flora.

22/8/2025, 1:15:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Collapsed star level of dense.

21/8/2025, 5:21:37 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social)

Talking abject shite.

20/8/2025, 7:36:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

When it your chosen cult leader he can do no wrong, we get it too.

20/8/2025, 7:21:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Good question.

20/8/2025, 10:13:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Originally called dazzle camouflage it made them difficult to target.

20/8/2025, 9:34:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

When you say "woke" you mean the continuous historical evolution away from slavery.

19/8/2025, 7:38:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Al Jazeera English (@aljazeera.com) reposted

Heavy Israeli air strikes have hit a home in Gaza City’s Zeitoun neighbourhood, where shrapnel from another attack wounded a child. Israel’s military is intensifying its bombardment following its plan to take over Gaza City and forcibly displace Palestinians south.

17/8/2025, 9:15:12 AM | 492 387 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy shitbags batman they've reanimated Jimmy fukin Saville by the power mystic of the union jack.

17/8/2025, 4:22:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

16/8/2025, 4:59:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder what side this driver was on..

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16/8/2025, 4:57:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Check out the reg plate on the Range Rover...

16/8/2025, 3:42:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 3:39:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social)

Its embarrassing seeing the right wing knuckle draggers outside a hotel with asylum seekers inside in my home town, check out the Range Rovers registration plate AH 55 HUN that's a fan of Nazi stormtroopers right there.

16/8/2025, 2:00:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Two ducks in a row..

15/8/2025, 7:18:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet he'll talk oddly for a few days after this 😂

15/8/2025, 10:30:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Amazing what a difference one oxygen atom can make, two oxygen atoms added to salt make an explosive weedkiller.

13/8/2025, 8:48:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Israel is disgusting, a wart on the ass of humanity.

13/8/2025, 3:13:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Can't wait to see the fat fuck get kicked around the ring 🤣

13/8/2025, 3:06:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a regular drunk guy in our local pub and she's doing the best impression of him I've ever seen.

12/8/2025, 6:49:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

You're there, right there already.

12/8/2025, 6:31:05 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

It certainly is, within the realms of the White House.

12/8/2025, 5:07:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, ye did buy it off Russia in 1867 for $7.2 million.

11/8/2025, 8:07:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James O’Brien (@mrjamesob.bsky.social) reposted

I appreciate logic isn't their strong suit but how will the Faragists who lie about the UK being much more dangerous than US cities square their lies with Donald Trump's lies about US cities being really, really dangerous?

11/8/2025, 7:28:13 PM | 873 140 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Is yer predictive fukin stuck ya mong cunt.

11/8/2025, 7:07:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Yer man's a rapist at best.

11/8/2025, 7:06:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

I think your democracy has just circled the toilet for the last time today its going to disappear forever.

11/8/2025, 3:32:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

*beasties

11/8/2025, 3:19:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry USA you are no longer circling the bowl but are in flush freefall...

11/8/2025, 3:15:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh aye, we miss wur wee Janey gbnf.

9/8/2025, 6:20:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

One from Angus a few years back.

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9/8/2025, 5:49:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Now it'll be toys being hurled from the pram no doubt.

9/8/2025, 1:24:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture British Geological Survey (@bgs.ac.uk) reposted

We are expecting an increase in geomagnetic activity today and throughout the weekend due to the combined effects of a coronal hole high speed stream (HSS) and the arrival of an Earth-directed Coronal Mass Ejection (CME).

An aurora alert graphic. It says 'geomagnetic activity alert' top left and the BGS logo is top right. Beneath is an illustration of the aurora with stars dotted around.
8/8/2025, 6:39:01 PM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture British Geological Survey (@bgs.ac.uk) reposted reply parent

Assuming clear dark skies, there is an increased chance of seeing the aurora Friday and Saturday night. Those in Scotland, northern England and Northern Ireland have the best chance if the weather is favourable. geomag.bgs.ac.uk/data_service...

8/8/2025, 6:39:05 PM | 4 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyone with a grain of intelligence should have seen that this was the plan from the beginning.

8/8/2025, 9:49:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

We'll dump him on the isle of Soay and he can be president of the Guga hunts 😂

7/8/2025, 7:01:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

King MidASS touched it.

7/8/2025, 3:12:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Yer a shitstate not much more.

7/8/2025, 3:11:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The National (@scotnational.bsky.social) reposted

Tomorrow's front page 📰 Scotland considers boycott of Israel

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6/8/2025, 8:45:48 PM | 68 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

That's oddly named the entry of the gladiators 😂

6/8/2025, 7:02:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social)

In Thurso tonight for some work tomorrow. #Caithness #Thurso

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6/8/2025, 3:49:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

As a Scottish outsider I honestly thought his job was to serve the people and uphold the constitution, don't they have to swear an oath to do so?

5/8/2025, 4:35:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

After theyve dropped an acid tab.

5/8/2025, 4:25:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

A big target in a clear field of view.

5/8/2025, 3:50:49 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

On the contrary do jump ffs..

5/8/2025, 3:46:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not maths genius but 100% is a whole 50% half of that and at 1500% discount means drugs that cost $10 you will be given $140 at the point of purchase 🙄 #trumpsnogenius

4/8/2025, 8:53:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Mocking disabled people

3/8/2025, 7:30:39 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah widnae fancy walking tae Lossie fae Aberdeen bus station lol.

3/8/2025, 5:06:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Specifically the east beach.

3/8/2025, 4:49:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social)

I'd like to have met Chuck D before I die. youtu.be/pCx5Std7mCo?...

2/8/2025, 11:15:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck the union.

2/8/2025, 5:56:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

The "high functioning" president so "financially sophisticated" 🙄

2/8/2025, 5:42:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gibbons 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 (@thinkorswim.bsky.social) reposted

There’s renewable energy ads and there’s mother**cking wind farm ads. This, blissfully, is the latter.

31/7/2025, 5:03:26 PM | 11635 3174 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think floating the idea of ethnic cleansing of gaza to turn it into a resort will do one orange sparkle farts any favours on that subject.

31/7/2025, 6:59:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

We're now over a hundred years since the strike that made the uk gov bring in hired Irish catholics to work in the mines and still places like Larkhall love to hate them for it. Fekin oompah loompah suited fuds.

30/7/2025, 8:39:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Well done piper.

30/7/2025, 8:54:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd love to write PEDO on every fairway with a hand sprayer and weedkiller.

29/7/2025, 4:54:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

By September there won't be a building left standing as Netanyahu clears the way for Trump land.

29/7/2025, 4:47:18 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social)

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Can't see how the hundreds of turbines (not windmills as they grind grain) spoil this view James it's a fairly high def pic if you zoom in to the rhs horizon you can see them, given the choice of these or another power station I know what I'd prefer, its Covesea Moray.

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29/7/2025, 11:47:38 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Aberdeen today...

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28/7/2025, 7:53:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Aberdeen today..

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28/7/2025, 7:51:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Aberdeen city centre today..

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28/7/2025, 7:49:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Liar liar pants on fire.

28/7/2025, 5:56:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Just say "it's because he's brown" ffs and get it over and done with ya chunderflap, Khans on his third term so Londoners seem to like him.

28/7/2025, 4:57:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chelsea Blue (@lordye.bsky.social) reposted

Comb over? Cover up? Concealment? Complicity? Completely crazy?

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28/7/2025, 10:38:04 AM | 78 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

A big mac meal deal?

28/7/2025, 11:44:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

The right being wrong again.

28/7/2025, 8:38:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Aye, nae shallow gushing here jist straight up honesty.

27/7/2025, 7:46:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Fake hair by way of the double comb over afake hairdoo for a fake man who calls everyone else fake.

27/7/2025, 7:45:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

We haven't built windmills in Scotland for centuries ffs what a mong that fud is.

27/7/2025, 6:36:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Does China even know.

27/7/2025, 6:16:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

There are some windmills here mostly inoperative now as flours ground by electric grinders now and they were typically built hundreds of years ago, someone tell the thick nyaff turbines make electricity.

27/7/2025, 5:59:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Stupid is as stupid does....

27/7/2025, 1:18:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha it's Trump whos the ASSet.

27/7/2025, 1:17:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Aye. Wur that fur share.

27/7/2025, 10:30:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Gawn yersel ser ad ave hud bother keepin it clean enough tae broadcast.

26/7/2025, 11:04:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

No we dinea ya spangle fart.

26/7/2025, 3:47:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Deport the fat fuck to Elephant Island.

26/7/2025, 3:36:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

You think that was crap you should see this shit 😂

25/7/2025, 7:18:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I've watched space 1999 and that level of knowledge seems to make you an expert in stuff these days.

25/7/2025, 5:28:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Running scared....

25/7/2025, 5:26:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

Ted putting the ass in ASSumption.

25/7/2025, 1:39:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Valentine (@bigvally.bsky.social) reply parent

I hardly noticed it had taken root but it defo has i was buying a hat in tk max last weekend picked up a Ralph Lauren baseball cap and put it back as it had the stars n stripes on it, I've never bothered before but thought a fascist state is not something I want to associate with at all.

25/7/2025, 1:36:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view