I fear @priscillapage.bsky.social 's tweet from the old hellsite will be getting a lot of play this fall
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I fear @priscillapage.bsky.social 's tweet from the old hellsite will be getting a lot of play this fall
when you're deciding which couch to fuck
I just want to thank everyone for the past few days. It's the happiest I've been since October 2020.
Guys it’s not funny stop laughing, the reanimating juice ran out and now he’s slumped over on Marco Rubio
I heard they’re still struggling to get the president to master the line “putting on the ritz!”
Any moment now
Produce the bodies, be they alive or dead.
I am all for annoying him so much with death rumors that he finds it necessary to keep saying he's not dead every few days. Because that's real strength baby. bsky.app/profile/cono...
the sunglasses keep falling off
"bluesky is a bubble" "bluesky is dying" "bluesky is evil" WRONG. bluesky is simply a place to post matthau www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xggk...
I guess the necromancer is late
BRO. THAT’S THE BOOK. THAT’S LITERALLY THE BOOK. WHAT THE FUCK.
every time Google docs offers to “help me write”
Using one pic already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2:00 p.m.?
No matter what happens tomorrow, what if we continue to treat him like he's dead and make him feel like Bruce Willis in THE SIXTH SENSE?
Preview of the announcement:
Leaving twitter (where we still have over 3x the followers we have here) and using Bluesky as our primary social network has increased both direct traffic and subscribers at @bwdr.bsky.social far more than twitter ever did the previous few years. Easy decision—Blueskyism is where it’s at folks.
Oh, it’s good.
Me looking at the alarm clock tomorrow morning
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Where should Ruby and Shaye hang this?
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
Eastern Parkway always feels like the heartbeat of New York during the West Indian Day Parade — the food, the flags, the dancehall and soca. Caribbean culture makes this city great 🇹🇹🇭🇹🇧🇧🇩🇲🇱🇨🇯🇲🇻🇨🇬🇩🇬🇾
JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns
This photo was taken of miners at the end of their shift during the Gilded Age before they were unionized. This Labor Day remember the blood, sweat, and tears that those before us paid to give the working class the basic rights we enjoy today. #UnionStrong #HappyLaborDay #NoGodsNoMasters
As rumors fly that Trump has suffered a stroke, I was reminded that the motherfucker has always been a loathsome piece of shit. To make more money with a different tenant, Trump threw 74-year-old widow, Mary Filan, who had recently suffered a stroke out of her Queens apartment.
Anyway, I’m glad to know the president is still technically alive so he can watch this tomorrow www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
$50 says that’s Stephen Miller wearing his skin
This is the kind of thing you post at 6:54 if you might be dead.
Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
The police version of the crash, as relayed by a local Manchester reporter, is unsurprisingly quite different from what Giuliani's spokesman says. The whole thing is even more murky now, however. manchester.inklink.news/rudy-giulian...
Happy Fredric March’s birthday to me
This isn’t a weird statement AT ALL
Stunning!
It is!
Donald Trump’s rumored death raises new questions about Joe Biden’s health
You Are the Everything is perfect.
It’s just wild to me that less than a month ago some anti-vax incel shot up A FEDERAL AGENCY and it barely made headlines. Like…I don’t think most Americans even know that it happened? Hell, a lot of news outlets kept saying it was a shooting “near Emory” rather than mention CDC.
A lot of really shitty things will happen to “average Americans” soon. And I hope they’ll finally see that we’ve been left to fend for ourselves. Ideally I’d love folks to wake up and see that we’re in a class war, but I’ll settle for acknowledgment of our current christofascist state
This is why we have to be hyper focused on our local communities. Talk to your neighbors and service workers. Commiserate and support each other. Lead by example. Most people just don’t know what’s going on or don’t understand or just keep their heads down.
Perhaps you are unmoved by Gov Gav’s shittiness toward trans people? Well, fear not! There are so many other ways he’s terrible!
Departed CDC leaders `heartbroken’ as shock waves hit public health
I have a column on this going up in the morning, but I'm telling you folks, there's an immediate need for people to light up lawmakers' phones and clang pots and pans and protest and do whatever the hell can be done to get RFK Jr. booted, or at least constrained. This is a five-alarm fire.
You're not going to believe this but Susan Collins is "extremely alarmed"
Abbe Lowell and I represent CDC Director #SusanMonarez. Contrary to govt statements, Dr. Monarez has neither resigned nor yet been fired. She will not resign. We have issued the following statement:
“I am not able to serve in this role any longer because of the ongoing weaponization of public health,” wrote Demetre Daskalakis, director of the National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases.
The CDC is one of Atlanta’s crown jewels. Dedicated public servants who are tireless advocates for public health. They deserve better than this administration’s disregard for science. We deserve much more from our government than conspiracy theories and indifference towards individuals’ well-being.
making my baby smoke one (1) cigarette so she can get the covid vax
uhhhh
it's fucking pathetic. and this bootlicking won't save her.
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
The daughters of Hermann Göring's aide - who refused for years to talk with art-theft investigators - put their home in Argentina up for sale, and GUESS WHAT.
I have been clinging to every trailer and featurette like my life depends on it. There's going to be so much drama and shitty dialogue and fan service and I will love every single second of it.
Here for it. My daughter is required to handwrite notes for most of her classes, including two AP classes. Her teachers have been very clear that handwriting is key to knowledge retention. I couldn't agree more.
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I am so fucking excited for this ridiculous shit.
Anyone who thinks rage bait is a modern phenomenon hasn't spent time in the British Pathé beauty archives.
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If you’re doing a ‘double tap’ strike on a hospital, you’re a war criminal and a terrorist.
cosign. i met James Dobson in person when i was a kid growing up in evangelical churches. that rat bastard is part of why i was subjected to conversion “therapy” as a child. his soul was as rancid as his rightwing ideology. rot in piss, you fascist fossil. the world is better without you in it.
My statement on the latest charges against members of Mayor Adams’ inner circle.
how many times am I gonna have to post this
I refuse to believe we are going to relitigate slavery. SLAVERY. It’s too much.
🇺🇸 National Guard soldier speaks out: “I swore an oath to defend our constitution… seeking refuge is not an act of violence. Locking people up for it is.”
my student during the icebreaker activity: my parents named me after a journalist from the 90s. no one’s probably heard of him. he’s old. stone phillips? me:
That’s very true. I just love it when we rout the Mets in a high stakes series and rob them of a postseason. 😂
Yep. I guess I’m not completely opposed to adding new teams but I really hate change (in baseball, at least).
I mean, I know my Bravos absolutely imploded this year, but that is one shitty division
Still not loving this!
It's dried wreath season, motherfuckers (I just ordered a dried wreath)
And what is that stuff on the shelving to the right? Looks like he’s selling truck stop souvenirs
We’ve never tried them before and didn’t have high expectations. But omg, they have become favorites.
Zinnias from our garden that’s we grew from seed. I swear they’re the only thing keeping me sane right now.
Hey stranger! Hope you’re surviving our current hellscape.
The city that gave the world Siskel & Ebert no longer has a full-time print film critic.
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Cellini is listed twice here, which is exactly how many times I’ve seen The Affairs of Cellini, which I’m sure this guy has never seen let alone heard of and *that* is my bare minimum for holding a conversation
As Dahmer pushes the bounds of food, a debate has emerged over a millennium-old custom about not killing or eating people
Life comes at you fast
A terrorist targeted federal workers last week. There wasn’t much reporting on it. But I’m not finished thinking about it! 🧵 An anti-vaxxer fired more than 500 gunshots into CDC Atlanta, shattering 150 “blast-proof” windows on 6 buildings. Employees were pinned down in terror.
Texted “it’s hot as dick outside” to Mr. Biscuitkitten and my phone autocorrected “dick” to “fuck and not “duck.” Follow your dreams, y’all.
I read this over my morning coffee. Dan’s writing hits me in the feels every single time.
Been trying to figure out the expression here and it’s when a dog has a grape in its mouth and you have to be like spit it out Ranger, Ranger you can’t have grape, and Ranger is like no I love grape
It felt dangerous just hearing about it. And definitely felt that way listening to them.
Bill Corbett 