I've been a lot of things in my life but at least I've never been a cracker π
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I've been a lot of things in my life but at least I've never been a cracker π
My life is about to change π I don't know how or why but it's coming and I don't mean that stuff. I'm usually on about either. This is different.
You know I thought they'd never top the moon Nazis thing but here we are π
There are two sides of World War 3. Somehow Donald Trump is on both of them and he's lost each time. π«‘π¦
It was bold of me to assume I would ever stop finding out about new things Americans somehow managed to be racist about.
"NO MCDONALD'S?!? *bombs explode*"
"Hey, at least we pretended not to be racist that one time" Liberals
I just watched some white guy on tictok make a video about Romans drinking from lead pipes while he's drinking from lead pipes in 2025 π I think this whole thing might be a tad far gone at this point honestly.
That fine West Coast education where they mentioned it once π
I was trying to explain this to people months ago. None of it's a bluff. He's just that much of a piece of shit and spent 60 years snorting Adderall off of children.
If you see this, post an archer (Is it ok to post my art?!)
It's like watching an NPC from the original Civilization game, but one that thinks you get oil by juicing baby seals or something ignorant. He disappeared because they left him on too long and the console froze up.
I'm clearly not in China but I'm offended it took me until I was 40 years old to find out they were involved in World War II because America is so racist they didn't bring it up until today while our president was having a racist tirade on the internet. I imagine they are a little pissed atm.
Homewood Alabama is what a White Castle would be if they sold segregation instead of food.
I'm not sure that's what the meth Goblin is referencing but that I had to look it up and learn that today at 40 says a lot I think about so many things...
Not once anywhere in the United States did I ever see this mention, but apparently China was in fact involved in World War II. Not once in school. Not once in college. Not once online in 20 or 30 years. Have I heard a single time? The words China and World War II.
What the fuck is he talking about? Does anyone even know what he's talking about? Is he trying to gaslight them about the opium wars or?
I cannot possibly think of a thing he could have said at this moment to make China more immediately incensed.
I know you won't find this terribly surprising, but it's completely fucked here in Alabama
White people will make a video about how dangerous it was for the Romans to use lead pipes while using lead pipes in the year 2025 2000 years later and not have a single thought in their minds about any sort of connection π
2,000 years later we're still using lead pipes in the United States......
China's Xi, flanked by Putin and Kim, hosts military parade in defiance of West reut.rs/47qbtCu
The children yearn to make the Kessel Run.
Somehow their prices are like 40 to 80% lower than Amazon prices right now. I don't know what's going on but now I won't buy anything from anywhere else if I can help it. Granted I buy mostly plant related things but that's still insane.
I don't know if you'll make sales but it cost like $0.30 a month so it's not like it's going to be expensive to try π I don't even sell anything anymore. Haven't for years but I still keep it around because it's $0.30 and I got that
LMAO this dude is such a fucking loser
Multiple normies at work asking about Linux. I think Copilot might go down as the worst move by a business that basically had mailbox money for life lol
You can tell the Purge movies were about Americans www.bbc.com/news/article...
It's all scammers but still nice π
They emailed me 80 times because they still (still do) owed me $100 but they don't allow authenticator apps in 2025 and won't let me back into my account with my VoIP number as the two factor. THEY SPAMMED ME like why bros? Why blow up my email in the first place?
Welp he's fine time for collapse I guess π Having socks was cool it really was.
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Let the September Dump begin ππ
Trump ends turf war and plans to move Space Command to Alabama from Colorado: report
The Russian leader told the Slovak PM that Moscow and Washington had a βmutual understandingβ on how to end the war.
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un arrived in Beijing by train on Tuesday to attend a military parade with his Chinese and Russian counterparts, an event that observers say could potentially demonstrate three-way unity against the United States. https://to.pbs.org/47XFOsa
So you will get an automated message from OpenAI that your child is in danger? What could go wrong.
βFDAβs New Drug Approval AI Is Generating Fake Studiesβ Meanwhile, RFK Jrβs commission issued a report that was βlater found to be filled w/ citations for fake studies β¦ We still donβt know if the commission used Elsa [the FDAβs AI tool] to generate that report.β 7/23/25β¦1/ h/t @awkword.bsky.social
Guy who has 75k followers and never stops posting and quote dunking on people with 200 followers: this place is a hellhole filled with bullies
We need to stop thinking of the Constitution as a sacred document made for priestly interpretation. Citizens United inarguably proved the document as-is inadequate. Trump is the proof. There is no semblance of democracy without EXPLICIT bans on billionaire election-buying.
Mmmmmmmm boy
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He has broken the world apart.
U.S.-CHINA RIVALRY DRIVING NEW ERA OF DEGLOBALIZATION: WELLS FARGO Wells Fargo says the world economy is fragmenting into rival blocs led by the U.S. and China, marking a βsecond era of deglobalization.β Cross-bloc trade, capital flows, and financial ties could erode as both
I mean, if your approach to BlueSky is to cycle through the same 5 or 6 transparently wrong arguments posted out of what I can only assume is masochism, people are going to keep yelling at you. It's not that complicated.
If anyone's still alive in the spring we'll see about it. You need to understand that's going to be the hard part coming up no matter what happens next.
STOXX 600 ends near one-month low as bond yields rise on fiscal woes reut.rs/4n3OsJS
SNAP isnβt just about feeding families: it sustains local grocers & jobs. Trumpβs cuts to SNAP mean: β Millions of families losing as much as $231/month in food assistance β Small, independent grocers forced to cut staff or close β Families pushed into food deserts with no grocery stores
Remember, when a cult leader dies, the cult doesn't disappear. It fragments. The high-ranking members under the leader will have their own supporters, but none have the majority, and without majority rule, the smaller factions can not retain control. Even a child of the og leader is never the same.
To even pretend you were going to try and fix this, you would need to "rearrange" the supreme Court and have a powerful real opposition party to both sides of fascism in the United States. It's been 250 years...
Complete madness π
βοΈπ§ The fighting may stop completely this year, there is a possibility that the active phase of the war will end, negotiations are currently underway about this, β Chmut
incredible that a man posted so badly that england of all places told him he had to shut up, though sadly it was probably because he made TERFs look bad
Israeli troops fire on Palestinian journalists as they're conducting an interview. Video: @aljazeera.com #JournalismIsNotACrime #IsraeliWarCrimes #GazaGenocide
Me: your entire economy is going to be gone next month Americans: *SpongeBob noises*
It's just some people selling overpriced gum but it's an example. By the end of this month the United States economy will be gone.
McDonald's is cutting prices on some combo meals to woo back customers who've been turned off by the rising costs of grabbing a fast food meal.
Still some children left alive?
Holy shit. The magical cavity filling gum people are going out of business. Clearly I could never afford to pay $30 for some gum but it's still crazy to see.
πΊπ¦ Ukraine is the first country to routinely use AI-powered drone swarms in combat against Russia, - WSJ A swarm of 100+ drones is in testing. Local startup Swarmer built software that lets drones coordinate and decide when to strike.
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This dude is such a heinous piece of insane shit.
Silver jumps to highest price in 14 years ππ
After decades of security theater idiot airlines finally invent the door π www.yahoo.com/news/article...
I'm trying my best π
I'm a dangerous centuries-old warlock turned modern-day anarchist and now I'm pissed. That's what this is.
Look you don't want me to accidentally erase Europe. Stop shitting desert in my ocean man. You're making this extremely difficult
Never once have I claimed to be a good man. I said I hated Nazis. That's all this is ever about.
It's a war. Sometimes if you're a warlock you accidentally wipe out France or something like oh well brother shouldn't have been standing there I guess fuck!
Yeah you know I probably wiped out some country in Europe by now. You got to break a few eggs sometimes because they definitely trying to cook that racist ass omelette down there and somebody's got to do something about this. π³
Everyone freaking out and itβs just going to be that we are invading Venezuela cause he found out he can suspend elections if we are at war last week when talking to Zelensky
Sorry I Mary'd your Poppins bro. Y'all the ones that fucked up the atmosphere. This used to be a much simpler affair.
Somebody somewhere where that arrow is pointing has got to be kind of pissed by now. Look sorry bro. Okay, we're having some technical difficulties down here. Somebody has to erase Florida from the face of the Earth and they ain't going to be eating baked beans on toast for breakfast Let's be honest
Mother f***** man I made like six hurricanes they all just f***** off to Nova Scotia. What's it going to take man? What do y'all want from me damn!
Fuck it glhf Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Even if he's been dead for a week the economy is still going to collapse.
"well wouldn't they need firefighters if it was on fire" Yes, that's what the slave labor in the camps is for actually assuming they make it that far on either side. Rome burned because no one put it out because they were all in prison or on fire.
This shit is too off the rails for my taste. I'm going to go do something else now (Skyrim) but hear me when I tell you this the last time, it's still going to matter that you need to consider your well-being If the word no jobs, not yours not anyone's, and everything was on fire π₯π
I was forced to eat one slice of Totino's pepperoni pizza with a side salad and an 8 oz glass of water while she licked my ear and ran her gun up and down my thigh.
I have seen some shit as a millennial and I'm trying to tell you one last time. It's coming quickly now and if you don't get out of the way you're going to get vaporized.
This isn't a sub tweet because they don't follow me or give a f*** if I live or die that's for sure. But you should know that this shit is getting wild quickly. I seen people screaming and crying in vans like they firing everybody. No one's going to be hiring. May not even be a Taco Bell brother.
People were just sitting down at the sports bar. They still they ain't even ordered yet you need to brace for impact because it's going to be like nothing anyone has ever seen and it's coming very fast now
It's not going to get better from here. It hasn't even hit the fan yet. I promise you the biggest financial collapse since the Great Depression is not going to be good for your well-being. People are dropping like flies and it's not even the first quarter yet.
Look it's accelerating. I'm seeing more and more people on my timeline and across all these timelines starting to flip out because they're starting to realize a lot of people are about to start dying in the streets. I promise you if you don't move you're going to die.
What was I.... There was something I was supposed to. Oh yeah right I remember
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If I ever let another girl near me again it's going to be both or neither π
Don't you have a moose to hug or something friend?
2 months all she had to do was lie to people and be mean to Hitler for 2 months and she fucked it up π
All she had to do was be a horrible piece of shit and she managed to fucked that up after doing that consistently for 20 straight years as the district attorney in California how??? Don't get me wrong. She still was during in the campaign but she somehow did a bad job at it. Incredible stuff.
There are Druids in England but I promise you they would throw me out when I started doing evil things because I'm an evil person sometimes π I mean, I don't friendly fire and I don't just crash out and attack random hobos or something. But yeah, if you're a piece of shit π₯Ήπ
If it's like everything else at some point, they'll absolutely start doing that so they don't get in "potty trouble" with the regime because people were showing reality on their website. God forbid.
Pretty sure the same people who think they can threaten Muslims with meat would also lose their shit if you told them there's no actual war on Christmas
Oh my God π
They call them tools because they're inept enough to still be used.