oh he packed a bag lunch, smart
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oh he packed a bag lunch, smart
rail
oh darn it i thought you said secession
i bet you'll sleep well though
one of them was even named reznor, after the famous hvac company in mercer pennsylvania. it's johnny cash's company now
i am into very deep rest
he's so old that the word nads didn't even mean balls yet when he was first elected
you never hear about the koopa kids either, only bowser
it's fuckin pumpkin spice time bitches
pretty sure i would have just burned my house down instead
but also - he old
oh wow, if i knew that's how i was going to go i would probably be really petrified like 24/7
there's a 3.5 hour shep pettibone mix? holy fuck
oh no! totally uncurable right?
oh that sounds awful! how many hours does this usually last?
how awful is it though?
more of this plz
i'm hoping twenty more simply because of the earth wind and fire song
thinking about starting a gang
you are close. this one was 80,000 AA miles
no. slow and painful
creamy chicken and wild rice
just got approved for my 28th credit card ama
big if true
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oh my god what is that man doing to his anus
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holy shit is that kirk johnson
like wedding bells
hey remember the thing about the three dollar steak burrito
let the record show that i was the first
TODAY is the FIRST of SEPTEMBER!
TEMBER! TEMBER! TEMBER! TEMBER!
i'm going to intentionally go to all of the redneckiest liquor stores to buy my champagne
now that rudy giuliani is definitely dead times square should get to be a drug fueled sex wasteland again
jon bidet is this anything
@jgthirlwell.bsky.social SUCK ON THIS, SQUAREHEAD
big if true
no stop help police mirder
what if it was a kitten though
dude spells dishwasher as two words lol
indeed i think i understand the method that you are suggesting
no 😭
the grill was covered in bees so i didn't get to grill the chicken or the pineapple 😭
greatest pop song literally of all time youtu.be/zWd__w5UWVc?...
the dishwasher is clitty i guess
there's a giant bee's nest inside my grill so i guess i'm not grilling
is the something big in there with you right now
sit your ass down barbara
martha do you like alternative rock
how fast though? did they make it to 88 mph?
when he said "i'm never alone, i'm alone all the time" i really felt that shit
what kind of car was it, and how much will it cost to replace?
no skid marks were found at the scene
fuckin em dash too
also are we really supposed to believe that an 80 year old knows how to type an em dash? time to fess up
no it actually came from freak on a leash when he was like "boy! some thing na bum on the ding hoo"
if that is the best photo that they cherrypicked then we're gonna be listening to earth, wind and fire in 3 weeks y'all
fuck yeah
by golly you did it
i'm wither
fuck yeah
got his ass
technically correct, they did the math
won't somebody think of the guns?
happy labor day sales event to all who participate
wtf why am i getting downvoted, fuckin hivemind
sOrRy I mAdE a JoKe /s
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wow this really blew up
trent reznor even said that this comment chain belongs to johnny cash now
more like 51 ppl saying the same joke am i rite /s
here, take my upvote, kind sir *tips fedora*
the fuck it is
no it's where they go to the bathroom
many people are saying that dying is quite popular these days
i thought you had a wicked boston accent for a second there
as a midwesterner i can feel the mosquitoes just looking at this
we are all gonna be coming like that guy at the korn concert once it finally happens
actual footage of this performance
the best posts come to you as if in a dream
this is not the time for jokes, only prayers
i have 500 followers why
haha this is a really good bit actually
you guys, if it happens on the 21st night of september that would also be good because we could play that earth wind and fire song
look at this liberal tweet every time i do it makes me bleat
i just fell to my knees inside a cracker barrel
i'm ridin with biden's hog
one time i bought a car and it sent me a survey that was like 30 pages and the questions were like "on a scale of 1-10 how robust was your chassis?" or some shit like, bitch i don't even like cars gtfoh
rip orange cheeto mooselini, you would have loved home alone 9
ARE YOU READY???????? errr almos
with cheese?
i didn't know which political party was which until i was in my 20s bc even when i was a kid i knew they all fuckin sucked
august 29, 1997
did you get it with a double quarter pounder
before i was a radical leftist i was a radical skateboardist
when i was a kid i told my parents i wanted to go the ronald mcdonald house bc i thought it must be the coolest place ever then they told me it was for sick kids and i was like wtf i'm sick as hell bro
